Mario decided one day to have a reunion with the entire
Super Smash bro's gang, at princess peaches castle. He sent
out the invitations, and waited with princess peach at the
front of the castle. Finally, after at least 45 minutes of
waiting, the first person
Arrived. It was link, coming to the castle by horse. He
jumped off the horse and greeted Mario. Hey Mario, nice
place ya got here! This isn't my place, he replied, it's my
girlfriends. Link then looked at princess peach and
instantly fell in love. Mario. link
Said. Could you go get us some drinks? Sure thing link, he
replied and walked in. as soon as the door closed link went
to princess peach. Why hello. he said, your Mario's
girlfriend I take it? Princess peach giggles a bit and
says, why yes I am. Tell me,
What do you see in that fat Plummer anyways? Well princess
peach replied, he's sweet and charming, and he would always

Save me when I'm in danger. That's why. Well.. link says
starting to touch her hair, were you ever able to this with
him.starts to madly kiss princess peach, suddenly Mario
walks back out and see's what's happening. He gets so angry
his face turns beet red.
He drops the drinks, jumps on to links shoulders and smacks
him in the back of the head multiple times. Stop it Mario,
stop!! Princess peach yells. But Mario doesn't listen. He
jumps off links shoulders and kicks him in the back of the
head sending him skidding into the ground