Link gets up and jumps into the air. He pulls out his bow and fires several arrows at Mario's feet. "dance fat boy dance!" he yells as Mario hops around. Princess peach watches in despair. "Please both of you stop, I'm begging you!" she yells, as she jumps out of the way of an oncoming arrow. link lands on his feet and punches Mario multiple times, knocking him through a nearby tree. Mario gets up and grabs a shell that was sitting on the ground nearby. He grabs it and kicks it into links face, knocking link to the ground again. Suddenly bowser and donkey kong arrive only to see fighting. "what in the world is going on here?" bowser asks. "They're fighting over me.. " Princess peach replied. donkey kong looks at them and scratches his head. "Me wanna join in!!" he shouts. He runs up to link and throws a barrel of bananas on his head. Thinking she should stop this now princess peach throws a turtle shell hoping to whack someone in the head. The shell bounces off the barrel on links head, knocking him over, and smacks donkey kong in the face. "oops," she says to herself. Meanwhile Mario kicks link down the very large hill that the castle rests on, all the way into the moat. "Well that takes care of him" Mario says to himself. "come on princess, lets go inside" suddenly a splash of water is heard. Mario turns to the moat, and see's that link swam to shore. "So ya want more do ya!" Mario yells. He jumps at link, but link catches him. Carrying Mario by his pants, link goes to the highest tower of princess peaches castle and hangs him there by his underpants, giving Mario a huge wedgie