The Crazy Kolima Confusion!
Disclaimer:I do not own the Golden Sun peoples (or trees)
A young man with long hair that looked exactly like Alex's ecxept it was blonde, and a young woman, with short brown hair and blue eyes, stood on the edge of Kolima Forest.
"Laurel," said the young man, turning toward the young woman, "I don't get it. How did we get turned into humans?"
"Don't ask me, Tret," the young woman replied, "I know just as much as you do. Absolutely nothing."
"Maybe we should try aand find Isaac and his friends," Tret suggested, "They might be able to help us become trees again...."
"I don't know, Tret," said Laurel, "I kind of like walking around on two feet. This is fun!"
Laurel ran around, singing, while Tret sat on a rock, wishing she would shut up.
"Ya know, I'd like to see that evil forest south of the river with my own eyes," said Laurel, "Come on, Tret! Let's go!" She then grabbed Tret by the arm and started pulling on it, laughing, "Come on, come on!"
"Shut UP, Laurel," Tret grumbled, "We are finding a way to turn back into trees as soon as possible, and that is my final decision."
A look of disappointment spread across Laurel's face. "Party pooper," she mumbled under her breath as she sat down and tried to look mad.
Oh, all right," sighed Tret, "But we're only going to find a way to turn ourselves back into trees, then we come back to Kolima Forest, where we BELONG!"
Laurel smiled, then started dancing around Tret, throwing flower petals everywhere.She paused for a moment and asked, "When do we leave?"
"Tomorrow morning," replied Tret, "We need to get a good night's sleep."
"Okay," said Laurel. She immediately fell down and started snoring.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel headed south. They crossed Kolima Bridge and passed through Mogall Forest (actually they were not quite out of Mogall Forest yet).
"I'm tired," whined Laurel, "Can't we stop and rest?"
"No," said Tret.
They walked and walked and walked and walked.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
This continued until they reached the end of Mogall Forest, where they were attacked by the Killer Ape. Tret turned the Killer Ape into a tree (but no matter how hard he tried, he could not turn himself and Laurel into trees).
After they got out of Mogall Forest, they stopped in Xian (they had to stop because Laurel wouldn't stop whining). At the inn, Laurel found that she could do yet another thing that humans can do and trees can't.
"Look, Tret," said Laurel, who was stuffing her face full of food, "I'm actually EATING!!!"
"Laurel," Tret said in an annoyed voice, "People are staring at us. It is embarassing. It's all your fault..."
Laurel didn't pay any attention to Tret. She kept eating rudely. Later they went to Master Feh's school, where they learned kung fu. Laurel kicked Tret's butt (another thing humans can do, but trees can't. Mainly because trees don't have butts)
Master Feh, Feizhi, and Hsu watch Laurel use the skills she had just learned in amazement.
"Mistress Laurel is amazing," said Hsu, "Her kung fu skills are higly develloped. If I could use kung fu like that, I wouldn't have got trapped beneath that boulder..."
"Laurel is your top student, isn't she, father?" asked Feizhi.
"Yes, Feizhi," replied Master Feh, "She is.
"I thought so," said Feizhi, "I have never seen anyone other than you use kung fu so skillfully."
"She has a natural talent for it," said Hsu.
Master Feh was very sad when Tret and Laurel had to leave.
"Please come back and train here again if you have the time!" Master Feh shouted after them as they left.
As they were traveling along the Silk Road, heading toward Altin, a conversation started.
"Being a human is soooooo much fun!" said Laurel, "Don't you think so, too, Tret?"
"No," Tret replied.
"I love adventure!" said Laurel, "Don't you wish we could do this all the time, Tret?"
"No," Tret said, "Now shut up."
Laurel shut up and the conversation ended. When they made it to the Alpine Crossing, Laurel looked around in delight.
"Oooooooooh, look, Tret," she said, "Look at all the rocks! Let's climb over them!"
"No," said Tret.
"You're mean!" said Laurel.
"Shut up," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"YOU shut up!" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Yes," said Laurel.
"No," said Tret
"Yes," said Laurel.
"Let's both shut up," said Tret, "this arguement is getting boring."
"Okay," said Laurel.
They both shut up and headed toward Altin. When they got there, Laurel wanted to explore the mines. Tret reluctantly agreed. Any monsters they encountered were fried by Laurel's kung fu skills. They found a secret passage leading out of the mines. they ended up on the other side of Alpine Crossing. They went to Lama Temple. There Master Hama told them about the evil Lamakan Desert. She warned them not to cross it. They decided to cross it anyway. As they were walking through the Lamakan desert, another conversation started.
"I'm hot," whined Laurel.
"I'm hot, too," said Tret, "But you don't see me whining."
"I'm still hot," Laurel whined.
"Shut up," said Tret.
Laurel shut up. Miraculously, they made it to the end of the desert. The Manticore tried to stop them from getting out. The Manticore got tuned into a tree. Tret and Laurel went out of the Lamakan desert and continued on their quest.
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How did ya like it? I don't think anyone else would even think of making a story about Tret and Laurel! I'm the first one to do it (I hope)! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as possible! As always, Plz review!
Disclaimer:I do not own the Golden Sun peoples (or trees)
A young man with long hair that looked exactly like Alex's ecxept it was blonde, and a young woman, with short brown hair and blue eyes, stood on the edge of Kolima Forest.
"Laurel," said the young man, turning toward the young woman, "I don't get it. How did we get turned into humans?"
"Don't ask me, Tret," the young woman replied, "I know just as much as you do. Absolutely nothing."
"Maybe we should try aand find Isaac and his friends," Tret suggested, "They might be able to help us become trees again...."
"I don't know, Tret," said Laurel, "I kind of like walking around on two feet. This is fun!"
Laurel ran around, singing, while Tret sat on a rock, wishing she would shut up.
"Ya know, I'd like to see that evil forest south of the river with my own eyes," said Laurel, "Come on, Tret! Let's go!" She then grabbed Tret by the arm and started pulling on it, laughing, "Come on, come on!"
"Shut UP, Laurel," Tret grumbled, "We are finding a way to turn back into trees as soon as possible, and that is my final decision."
A look of disappointment spread across Laurel's face. "Party pooper," she mumbled under her breath as she sat down and tried to look mad.
Oh, all right," sighed Tret, "But we're only going to find a way to turn ourselves back into trees, then we come back to Kolima Forest, where we BELONG!"
Laurel smiled, then started dancing around Tret, throwing flower petals everywhere.She paused for a moment and asked, "When do we leave?"
"Tomorrow morning," replied Tret, "We need to get a good night's sleep."
"Okay," said Laurel. She immediately fell down and started snoring.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel headed south. They crossed Kolima Bridge and passed through Mogall Forest (actually they were not quite out of Mogall Forest yet).
"I'm tired," whined Laurel, "Can't we stop and rest?"
"No," said Tret.
They walked and walked and walked and walked.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Are we there yet?" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
This continued until they reached the end of Mogall Forest, where they were attacked by the Killer Ape. Tret turned the Killer Ape into a tree (but no matter how hard he tried, he could not turn himself and Laurel into trees).
After they got out of Mogall Forest, they stopped in Xian (they had to stop because Laurel wouldn't stop whining). At the inn, Laurel found that she could do yet another thing that humans can do and trees can't.
"Look, Tret," said Laurel, who was stuffing her face full of food, "I'm actually EATING!!!"
"Laurel," Tret said in an annoyed voice, "People are staring at us. It is embarassing. It's all your fault..."
Laurel didn't pay any attention to Tret. She kept eating rudely. Later they went to Master Feh's school, where they learned kung fu. Laurel kicked Tret's butt (another thing humans can do, but trees can't. Mainly because trees don't have butts)
Master Feh, Feizhi, and Hsu watch Laurel use the skills she had just learned in amazement.
"Mistress Laurel is amazing," said Hsu, "Her kung fu skills are higly develloped. If I could use kung fu like that, I wouldn't have got trapped beneath that boulder..."
"Laurel is your top student, isn't she, father?" asked Feizhi.
"Yes, Feizhi," replied Master Feh, "She is.
"I thought so," said Feizhi, "I have never seen anyone other than you use kung fu so skillfully."
"She has a natural talent for it," said Hsu.
Master Feh was very sad when Tret and Laurel had to leave.
"Please come back and train here again if you have the time!" Master Feh shouted after them as they left.
As they were traveling along the Silk Road, heading toward Altin, a conversation started.
"Being a human is soooooo much fun!" said Laurel, "Don't you think so, too, Tret?"
"No," Tret replied.
"I love adventure!" said Laurel, "Don't you wish we could do this all the time, Tret?"
"No," Tret said, "Now shut up."
Laurel shut up and the conversation ended. When they made it to the Alpine Crossing, Laurel looked around in delight.
"Oooooooooh, look, Tret," she said, "Look at all the rocks! Let's climb over them!"
"No," said Tret.
"You're mean!" said Laurel.
"Shut up," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"YOU shut up!" said Laurel.
"No," said Tret.
"Yes," said Laurel.
"No," said Tret
"Yes," said Laurel.
"Let's both shut up," said Tret, "this arguement is getting boring."
"Okay," said Laurel.
They both shut up and headed toward Altin. When they got there, Laurel wanted to explore the mines. Tret reluctantly agreed. Any monsters they encountered were fried by Laurel's kung fu skills. They found a secret passage leading out of the mines. they ended up on the other side of Alpine Crossing. They went to Lama Temple. There Master Hama told them about the evil Lamakan Desert. She warned them not to cross it. They decided to cross it anyway. As they were walking through the Lamakan desert, another conversation started.
"I'm hot," whined Laurel.
"I'm hot, too," said Tret, "But you don't see me whining."
"I'm still hot," Laurel whined.
"Shut up," said Tret.
Laurel shut up. Miraculously, they made it to the end of the desert. The Manticore tried to stop them from getting out. The Manticore got tuned into a tree. Tret and Laurel went out of the Lamakan desert and continued on their quest.
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How did ya like it? I don't think anyone else would even think of making a story about Tret and Laurel! I'm the first one to do it (I hope)! I'll get the next chapter up as soon as possible! As always, Plz review!