TITLE: Riley Got Run Over By a Reindeer

AUTHOR: SykoShippo

RATING: PG

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Riley ((who'd want to?)), anything Buffy related, or the song, 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer', that belongs to the Irish Rovers

SUMMARY: Just a little X-mas song parody where Riley dies ^_^

WARNING: -Not- for Riley lovers

Riley got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and haters, we believe.

He'd been takin' too many vitamins, and we'd begged him not to go, but he'd left his tracer, So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin', at the scene of the attack, there were hoof prints on his forehead, and incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Riley got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and haters, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Graham, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' football, drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Forrest.

Now it's Christmas without Riley. All the Initiative's dressed in black, and we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Riley got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and haters, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table and the pudding made of fig, and a blue and silver candle, that would just have matched the hair in Riley's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves. "They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Riley got run over by a reindeer, walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and haters, we believe.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Joy and rapture! Riley dies! Lol, don't worry, I'm not far enough gone to send the reindeer after him ((yet ^_^ )) Anyhoo, I'll probably be writing another one, I feel like making Spike drunk ^_^ Laters!