Crazy Kolima Confusion!
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Golden sun peoples (or trees).
"Whew, I thought we would never get out of that desert!" exclaimed Laurel.
"I am in complete agreement with you for once," said Tret, who was in complete agreement with her for once.
"I think we should head for Kalay," said Laurel.
Tret shook his head in amazement. "Again, I am in complete agreement!" he said.
"Yeah," said Laurel, "And then we can go to TOLBI and watch COLOSSO--maybe even FIGHT in it--and..."
"Whoa," exclaimed Tret, "Definitely NOT in agreement!"
"Why?" whined Laurel, "Colosso is FUN, and with my kung fu, I can kick the sorry butts of all the other warriors there......."
"Laurel..." growled Tret, "Do you remember why we are on this adventure in the FIRST place!?"
"Sure I do," replied Laurel, "To get us turned back into trees."
"Yessssss," said Tret, "That is very correct, Laurel."
"Awwww.... Tret, please?" Laurel said sweetly, looking up at Tret with big puppydog eyes, "Please! Why not? You know I'll kick your butt if you don't..."
"Laurel, you are thinking too far into the future," said Tret, "When we actually GET to Tolbi, we'll decide."
"YAY!!!" said Laurel, who thought 'When we actually GET to Tolbi, we'll decide' was just another way of sayimg 'yes'.
Tret knew he was just delaying telling Laurel no, but hey, it made her shut up so it can't be THAT bad! They headed toward Kalay, but before they got there, a conversation started.
"Tret," said Laurel, "What's a djinni?"
"A djinni," Tret said, "Is a living thing that is not a tree that has special powers."
"Tret," said Laurel, "Does that mean Isaac and his pals are djinn?"
"No," said Tret, "Isaac and his friends are Adepts. Adepts are people who can use Psynergy. On the other hand, Djinn are strange looking creatures who can use Psynergy. See the difference?"
"Not exactly," said Laurel, "Isaac and his pals looked pretty strange to me last time I saw 'em."
"DUH, they looked strange to us back then," said Tret, "We were TREES! They were people. They still are people. But we're not still trees. Isaac and his pals may be weird, but not as weird as those Djinn."
"Tret," whined Laurel, "I still don't get it...."
"Just shut up," said Tret.
"Why should I?" said Laurel.
"'Cause I told you to," said Tret.
"Good reson," said Laurel. Then she shut up. Suddenly a strange looking little creature called Vine ran across the landscape.
Tret pointed at Vine and said, "See, Laurel? THAT is a Djinni."
"Oh..." said Laurel. Then she remembered what Tret had said and shut up once more. The rest of the way to Kalay, they were silent. When they got there, they went to the inn. At the inn's restaurant, Laurel ordered a plateful of cucumbers. She thought they tasted icky, so she dumped them all on Tret's head.
"HEY!!!!" said Tret, "What did you do that for!?
"They didn't taste good," whined Laurel, "Isn't there anything EDIBLE here!?"
Tret sighed and ordered her a plateful of pickles. Laurel took one bite, then spit it out.
"EWWWWW!!!" she screamed, "This tastes exactly like the cucumbers, only more sour!" She then dumped the remaining pickles onto Tret's head.
"That's it!" Tret yelled, "There will be no more of this!"
Laurel went to bed without dinner. She whined and whined and whined and whined. She would have whined all night, but she got tired and fell asleep. That was the sole reason that Tret got more than two hours of sleep that night.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel went to the weapons shop. They went there to get Tret a new sword. He needed a new one. What happedned to his old one? Laurel used kung fu on it (she cut it in half with her bare hands). Tret was very mad because he had to pay 6000 coins for a new sword. At the moment, Tret was thinking, Soon I shall show her that the sword is mightier than kung fu. At the exact same moment, Laurel was thinking, Soon I shall show him kung fu is mightier than the sword (again)....
Later in the day, Tret and Laurel left Kalay, and headed for Kalay Docks.
"Oh," said Laurel, "We're traveling to Tolbi by ship? How exciting!"
"Yeah," said Tret, "Shut up."
"Stop being a grouch," said Laurel.
"Fine," said Tret, "But just this once."
Then they bought tickets to get on the boat. They were expensive. Then they got on the boat. Their departure was delayed by the worried crew. They sailed anyway 'cause Laurel said she would use kung fu on 'em if they didn't. They were attacked by sea monsters. The biggest, strongest, ugliest sea monster was the squid-like Kraken. Everyone was in a panic because the squid-like Kraken was going to sink the boat. The squid-like Kraken met Laurel's kung fu the same time it met its bitter end. Laurel had once again saved the day. However, the ship went off course and bumped into a mysterious island. Laurel wanted to explore it. Tret didn't. Laurel explored it anyways. She found lots of treasure. She also found lots of monsters, but their butts got kicked by kung fu. Then she came back to the ship. By then, the captain had figured out which way Tolbi was. Soon afterwards, they reached Tolbi Docks. As soon as Tret and Laurel got off the boat, they headed west, toward Tolbi. When they got there, Laurel saw a pretty fountain. They went to the fountain. The people around the fountain said that it was a lucky fountain and if you threw a lucky medal into it, you would get a prize.. Laurel happened to have a Lucky Medal. She threw it in and got a silk kimono. She tried it on right away.
"Look, Tret," she said, once she was in the kimono, "Don't I look pretty-ful?"
"No," said Tret.
"Come on," said Laurel, "Admit it. I look pretty-ful. You're just jealous 'cause I look pretty-ful and you look ugly-ful. Admit it."
"Fine," said Tret, "You're pretty-ful. Are ya happy now!?
"Aha!" exclaimed Laurel, "You admitted it!"
"Shut up," said Tret.
"Okay," said Laurel. She shut up.
The next day, Laurel signed up for Colosso. Tret wasn't too happy about that. She made it through all the trials. Tret was amazed when she did that.
The night before the finals, Tret and Laurel were at the inn, talking.
"Wow, Laurel," said Tret, "I'm amazed you got this far!"
"Thank you for the compliment," said Laurel.
"Good luck tomorrow," said Tret.
"Thanks," said Laurel. Then they got tired and fell asleep.
The next morning, Laurel got up early to fight in the finals. Tret got up early to watch her fight in the finals. In the finals, Laurel got to the arena first. Then the battle started. The big powerful warrior that Laurel fought was no match for her highly developed kung fu skills. the rest of the finals continued in this fashion. Laurel won Colosso.
After Colosso was over, Tret and Laurel went up north to explore Altmiller Cave. They found a little treasure. they also found a lot of vary powerful monsters. Laurel used them for kung fu practice (They are all currently dead). Then they headed south, towards Gondowan. Soon they reached Gondowan Passage. There were these stupid guards that wouldnt let them through. Then they fell to the awesome powers of Miss Hyper Kung Fu Lady (Laurel), who kicked their butts.
That night, they still hadn't reached another town, so they decided to camp out. Laurel sat on the ground, looking up at the stars in the sky.
"It's really peaceful out here tonight, don't ya think?" said Tret.
"Yeah..." said Laurel, "It kinda reminds me of our home back in Kolima Forest..."
"I agree," said Tret. They both held hands and looked at the stars together, until midnight came, and they got tired and went to sleep.
Tret and Laurel got up early in the morning and started walking. By noon, they reached the small town of Suhalla. The only shop in Suhalla was an item shop. Tret and Laurel looked inside. Laurel bought a Water of Life.
"Why do you need that?" asked Tret.
"It's pretty-ful, like me," replied Laurel, "See how it sparkles?"
"Yes..." said Tret.
"Good," Laurel said, "Now shut up."
Tret shut up. Laurel smiled. It felt good to tell Tret to shut up for once. They stayed the night at the inn. They told ghost stories. Tret told a very scary story. It made Laurel scream. Everybody in the whole town weent outside to see who was being murdered. They found out that two travelers (Tret and Laurel) had been telling ghost stories and one of them screamed. They all went back to bed.
Early th enext morning, Tret and Laurel got ready to cross the Suhalla Desert. Once they got into the desert, tret pointed out that it looked perfectly safe. Then a sandstorm came along and proved Tret wrong. Laurel put the tornado out with water, and they were attacked by a huge Tornado Lizard. Tornado Lizard got his butt kicked bad that day, as did all his Tornado Lizardy friends did as Tret and Laurel made their way through the desert. They were across the Suhalla Desert in no time.
Once they got to Suhalla Gate, the guards wouldn't let them through, so Laurel taught them a lesson in pain using kung fu, Afterwards, they passed through Suhalla Gate with ease. They then made their way north to the town of Lalivero. there was no sign of Isaac and his friends in Lalivero (or at Babi Lighthouse, as Tret later reported).
"Looks like they must be up north then..." said Tret.
"You mean like north of Kalay?" said L:aurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"Then let's go!" said Laurel.
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How was it? What will happen next? Will Tret and Laurel ever be trees again!? Find out when I get the next chapter up. As always, plz review!
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Golden sun peoples (or trees).
"Whew, I thought we would never get out of that desert!" exclaimed Laurel.
"I am in complete agreement with you for once," said Tret, who was in complete agreement with her for once.
"I think we should head for Kalay," said Laurel.
Tret shook his head in amazement. "Again, I am in complete agreement!" he said.
"Yeah," said Laurel, "And then we can go to TOLBI and watch COLOSSO--maybe even FIGHT in it--and..."
"Whoa," exclaimed Tret, "Definitely NOT in agreement!"
"Why?" whined Laurel, "Colosso is FUN, and with my kung fu, I can kick the sorry butts of all the other warriors there......."
"Laurel..." growled Tret, "Do you remember why we are on this adventure in the FIRST place!?"
"Sure I do," replied Laurel, "To get us turned back into trees."
"Yessssss," said Tret, "That is very correct, Laurel."
"Awwww.... Tret, please?" Laurel said sweetly, looking up at Tret with big puppydog eyes, "Please! Why not? You know I'll kick your butt if you don't..."
"Laurel, you are thinking too far into the future," said Tret, "When we actually GET to Tolbi, we'll decide."
"YAY!!!" said Laurel, who thought 'When we actually GET to Tolbi, we'll decide' was just another way of sayimg 'yes'.
Tret knew he was just delaying telling Laurel no, but hey, it made her shut up so it can't be THAT bad! They headed toward Kalay, but before they got there, a conversation started.
"Tret," said Laurel, "What's a djinni?"
"A djinni," Tret said, "Is a living thing that is not a tree that has special powers."
"Tret," said Laurel, "Does that mean Isaac and his pals are djinn?"
"No," said Tret, "Isaac and his friends are Adepts. Adepts are people who can use Psynergy. On the other hand, Djinn are strange looking creatures who can use Psynergy. See the difference?"
"Not exactly," said Laurel, "Isaac and his pals looked pretty strange to me last time I saw 'em."
"DUH, they looked strange to us back then," said Tret, "We were TREES! They were people. They still are people. But we're not still trees. Isaac and his pals may be weird, but not as weird as those Djinn."
"Tret," whined Laurel, "I still don't get it...."
"Just shut up," said Tret.
"Why should I?" said Laurel.
"'Cause I told you to," said Tret.
"Good reson," said Laurel. Then she shut up. Suddenly a strange looking little creature called Vine ran across the landscape.
Tret pointed at Vine and said, "See, Laurel? THAT is a Djinni."
"Oh..." said Laurel. Then she remembered what Tret had said and shut up once more. The rest of the way to Kalay, they were silent. When they got there, they went to the inn. At the inn's restaurant, Laurel ordered a plateful of cucumbers. She thought they tasted icky, so she dumped them all on Tret's head.
"HEY!!!!" said Tret, "What did you do that for!?
"They didn't taste good," whined Laurel, "Isn't there anything EDIBLE here!?"
Tret sighed and ordered her a plateful of pickles. Laurel took one bite, then spit it out.
"EWWWWW!!!" she screamed, "This tastes exactly like the cucumbers, only more sour!" She then dumped the remaining pickles onto Tret's head.
"That's it!" Tret yelled, "There will be no more of this!"
Laurel went to bed without dinner. She whined and whined and whined and whined. She would have whined all night, but she got tired and fell asleep. That was the sole reason that Tret got more than two hours of sleep that night.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel went to the weapons shop. They went there to get Tret a new sword. He needed a new one. What happedned to his old one? Laurel used kung fu on it (she cut it in half with her bare hands). Tret was very mad because he had to pay 6000 coins for a new sword. At the moment, Tret was thinking, Soon I shall show her that the sword is mightier than kung fu. At the exact same moment, Laurel was thinking, Soon I shall show him kung fu is mightier than the sword (again)....
Later in the day, Tret and Laurel left Kalay, and headed for Kalay Docks.
"Oh," said Laurel, "We're traveling to Tolbi by ship? How exciting!"
"Yeah," said Tret, "Shut up."
"Stop being a grouch," said Laurel.
"Fine," said Tret, "But just this once."
Then they bought tickets to get on the boat. They were expensive. Then they got on the boat. Their departure was delayed by the worried crew. They sailed anyway 'cause Laurel said she would use kung fu on 'em if they didn't. They were attacked by sea monsters. The biggest, strongest, ugliest sea monster was the squid-like Kraken. Everyone was in a panic because the squid-like Kraken was going to sink the boat. The squid-like Kraken met Laurel's kung fu the same time it met its bitter end. Laurel had once again saved the day. However, the ship went off course and bumped into a mysterious island. Laurel wanted to explore it. Tret didn't. Laurel explored it anyways. She found lots of treasure. She also found lots of monsters, but their butts got kicked by kung fu. Then she came back to the ship. By then, the captain had figured out which way Tolbi was. Soon afterwards, they reached Tolbi Docks. As soon as Tret and Laurel got off the boat, they headed west, toward Tolbi. When they got there, Laurel saw a pretty fountain. They went to the fountain. The people around the fountain said that it was a lucky fountain and if you threw a lucky medal into it, you would get a prize.. Laurel happened to have a Lucky Medal. She threw it in and got a silk kimono. She tried it on right away.
"Look, Tret," she said, once she was in the kimono, "Don't I look pretty-ful?"
"No," said Tret.
"Come on," said Laurel, "Admit it. I look pretty-ful. You're just jealous 'cause I look pretty-ful and you look ugly-ful. Admit it."
"Fine," said Tret, "You're pretty-ful. Are ya happy now!?
"Aha!" exclaimed Laurel, "You admitted it!"
"Shut up," said Tret.
"Okay," said Laurel. She shut up.
The next day, Laurel signed up for Colosso. Tret wasn't too happy about that. She made it through all the trials. Tret was amazed when she did that.
The night before the finals, Tret and Laurel were at the inn, talking.
"Wow, Laurel," said Tret, "I'm amazed you got this far!"
"Thank you for the compliment," said Laurel.
"Good luck tomorrow," said Tret.
"Thanks," said Laurel. Then they got tired and fell asleep.
The next morning, Laurel got up early to fight in the finals. Tret got up early to watch her fight in the finals. In the finals, Laurel got to the arena first. Then the battle started. The big powerful warrior that Laurel fought was no match for her highly developed kung fu skills. the rest of the finals continued in this fashion. Laurel won Colosso.
After Colosso was over, Tret and Laurel went up north to explore Altmiller Cave. They found a little treasure. they also found a lot of vary powerful monsters. Laurel used them for kung fu practice (They are all currently dead). Then they headed south, towards Gondowan. Soon they reached Gondowan Passage. There were these stupid guards that wouldnt let them through. Then they fell to the awesome powers of Miss Hyper Kung Fu Lady (Laurel), who kicked their butts.
That night, they still hadn't reached another town, so they decided to camp out. Laurel sat on the ground, looking up at the stars in the sky.
"It's really peaceful out here tonight, don't ya think?" said Tret.
"Yeah..." said Laurel, "It kinda reminds me of our home back in Kolima Forest..."
"I agree," said Tret. They both held hands and looked at the stars together, until midnight came, and they got tired and went to sleep.
Tret and Laurel got up early in the morning and started walking. By noon, they reached the small town of Suhalla. The only shop in Suhalla was an item shop. Tret and Laurel looked inside. Laurel bought a Water of Life.
"Why do you need that?" asked Tret.
"It's pretty-ful, like me," replied Laurel, "See how it sparkles?"
"Yes..." said Tret.
"Good," Laurel said, "Now shut up."
Tret shut up. Laurel smiled. It felt good to tell Tret to shut up for once. They stayed the night at the inn. They told ghost stories. Tret told a very scary story. It made Laurel scream. Everybody in the whole town weent outside to see who was being murdered. They found out that two travelers (Tret and Laurel) had been telling ghost stories and one of them screamed. They all went back to bed.
Early th enext morning, Tret and Laurel got ready to cross the Suhalla Desert. Once they got into the desert, tret pointed out that it looked perfectly safe. Then a sandstorm came along and proved Tret wrong. Laurel put the tornado out with water, and they were attacked by a huge Tornado Lizard. Tornado Lizard got his butt kicked bad that day, as did all his Tornado Lizardy friends did as Tret and Laurel made their way through the desert. They were across the Suhalla Desert in no time.
Once they got to Suhalla Gate, the guards wouldn't let them through, so Laurel taught them a lesson in pain using kung fu, Afterwards, they passed through Suhalla Gate with ease. They then made their way north to the town of Lalivero. there was no sign of Isaac and his friends in Lalivero (or at Babi Lighthouse, as Tret later reported).
"Looks like they must be up north then..." said Tret.
"You mean like north of Kalay?" said L:aurel.
"Yes," said Tret.
"Then let's go!" said Laurel.
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How was it? What will happen next? Will Tret and Laurel ever be trees again!? Find out when I get the next chapter up. As always, plz review!