Crazy Kolima Confusion!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.
YAYYYYYYYYYYY! I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tret and Laurel had been walking for days, and they had passed Kalay already.
"Tret," whined Laurel, "We've been walking FOREVER! When will we ever reach Vault?"
"Shut up, Laurel," growled Tret.
Laurel got mad and kicked Tret's butt with her kung fu.
"Owwwwwwwwwww....." moaned Tret.
"Shut up, Tret," said Laurel, then added in a whisper, "I always wanted to say that."
They walked on until they reached Vault. They stayed the night at the inn.
"Ahhhhhhhh..." said Laurel, as she lay down on a bed, "It feels good! I wish I could sleep in a soft bed every night, instead of camp out a lot."
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got punched in the head.
"Don't say 'Whatever' to me," said Laurel angrily, "Ever again!"
"Okay," said Tret. Then he fell down, unconscious.
The next morning, they headed for Lunpa. When they got there, the saw that there was no way in, but Laurel found a secret cave. There was a locked door there, too. Laurel gave it a karate chop, and it fell down in two pieces. Then they went into Lunpa through the cave. They were able to sneak into the fortress without the guards noticing. Well, actually, Tret turned them into trees. They snuck up on Dodonpa and yelled, "BOO!", and he screamed like a girl. Laurel was rolling on the floor with laughter.
"Oh, my gosh!" said Laurel, laughing even harder., "Did you see his face!? He looke dlike he saw a ghost!"
"Well," said Tret in a spooky voice, throwing a sheet over his head, "I think he did..." This only made Laurel laugh more. Then they went back out of the fortress and looked around the town. Laurel put on a sparkly crown she had found in the fortress.
"Look at me, Tret!" she giggled, "Don't I look pretty-ful?"
"No," said Tret.
"You're lying again," said Laurel, looking very upset, "Just like you did at Tolbi Spring! I'm pretty-ful, and you know it!"
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got two punches in the head.
"I TOLD you not to say that again!" Yelled, Laurel, enfuriated.
"I'm not afraid of you," said Tret, "I know your bark is worse then your bite. The pain from that punch went away in a second. Your screams can make my head ache for HOURS on end!"
"Bark," said Laurel sarcastically, apparently not amused, "Ha ha. Very funny, Tret."
"I meant 'bark' like yelling and screaming and sounding real bad," said Tret, also not amused, "Not like tree bark."
"Oh," said Laurel.
After they were done looking around Lunpa, they headed towards Goma Cave. When they got there, their path was blocked by a tree stump covered in ivy. Laurel jumped across and simply kicked the tree stump off. Then they went into the cave. Just as they entered, a Mars Djinni ran up, hit Tret on the head, then ran away, cackling evilly.
"Why you little," said Tret angrily, but Laurel interrupted him.
"Tret, that djinni belongs to Garet!" yelled Laurel, "We must be getting close!"
"How do you know?" said Tret, " They all look the same!"
"But I thought all Mars Djinni belonged to Garet!" Laurel protested.
"Well, they don't, you idiot!" yelled Tret.
Bam.
Tret got three punches in the head.
"I am NOT an idiot!" yelled Laurel, "You are!"
"Shut up," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Okay, fine," said Tret, as Laurel stared in disbelief, "Talk all you want. We've got to get through this cave, and I'm not going to waste time or my breath arguing with you!"
"Good idea," said Laurel, "Then I won't waste time talking!"
Tret smiled.
They walked and walked and walked through the cave for hours, but they couldn't find a way out.
"Ugh," Tret moaned, "this place is like a labyrinth! We'll never get outta here!"
"And usually I'm the one complaining," said Laurel, rolling he reyes, "What is a labyrinth, anyways?"
" A maze that has no exit," replied Tret.
"Well, we know the cave exit is to the north, right?" said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret, "We were facing north when we first entered this place. But how can we use that to our advantage?"
" Well," said Laurel, "I noticed that moss grew on every wall facing north. So all we gotta do is go the direction that all the moss-covered walls are facing!"
"Wow, Laurel," said Tret, "I didn't know you were smart."
Laurel glared at him.
"Come on, let's go," said Tret.
Soon they got out of Goma Cave, putting them very close to the town of Bilibin.
"Ya know, we really shouldn't go near that town," said Laurel, "When you turned evil and made the peoples in Kolima trees, it really caused a commotion around these parts."
"We're humans now," said Tret, "They'll never recognize us."
"I'm not so sure..." said Laurel, but Tret dragged her into the town anyways.
Once they got to Bilibin, a person walked up to them and started talking.
"You're new here, right?" he said.
"Yes," replied Tret.
"Did you hear?" said the person, "There was a curse on the people of Kolima, but it's gone now."
"Yeah," replied Tret nervously, "Wonder how that could've happened..."
"Well," said the person, "People say that the Holy Tree of Kolima Forest got mad, and..."
Tret and Laurel didn't wait around to hear anymore. They turned tail and ran. They looked around the town, but they didn't find Isaac and his friends anywhere, so they left. After leaving Bilibin, Tret and Laurel headed towards Bilibin Cave. On the way, one of their famous conversations started.
"Tret?" said Laurel.
"What?" said Tret.
"Why is water wet?" asked Laurel.
"Because it is," replied Tret.
"That's not a good answer," said Laurel.
"So?" said Tret.
"I want a good answer," said Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got four punches in the head.
"I thought I told you not to say 'whatever'!" Laurel fumed.
That is how the conversation ended.
Hours later, they made it to Bilibin Cave Entrance. Laurel looked at the trees.
"Look at the trees, Tret!" exclaimed Laurel.
"Yeah," replied Tret, "What about 'em?"
"They're pretty-ful like me," said Laurel.
"Yeah," said Tret, "Whatever."
Bam.
Tret got five punches in the head.
"Don't say 'Whatever'!" yelled Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got six punches in the head.
"What did I just tell you!?" said Laurel angrily.
"You told me not to say you-know-what," replied Tret.
"Very GOOD, Tret," said Laurel, "That's correct. Now shut up."
The conversation ended. Then they went into Bilibin Cave. Laurel glared angrily at the tall pillars of ice, for they were much more pretty-ful than her. Luckily, Bilibin Cave was not like Goma Cave, and they found their way out quite easily. When they got out, it was snowing.
"Look, Tret!" exclaimed Laurel, "Snow!"
"I can hardly contain my joy," said Tret sarcastically.
"Stop being such a grump," said Laurel, "Have some fun for once."
She smiled and danced around in the snow.
"Laurel, youre right, I should have a little fun," said Tret as he picked up a handful of snow and threw it at her, "SNOWBALL FIGHT!"
Tret and Laurel threw snowballs at each other for the next few minutes, then they made snow angels. Tret stared unhappily at the snow angel he had made.
"I don't like it," complained Tret, "It's too.....angelic."
He drew horns and a tail on the snow angel and smiled.
"Much better," he said.
"Tret, you're weird," said Laurel as she drew a halo on her snow angel.
Yeah, whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret was pelted with snowballs.
"Tret, you look just like a snowman," said Laurel, shaking with laughter, "Except....oh yeah!"
She put a carrot where Tret's nose was.
"There," said Laurel, "Now you look REALLY weird!"
Tret brushed the snow off.
"Laurel, that wasn't funny," he said, then added, "But this is!"
He pelted her with a snowball.
"Why you..." said Laurel angrily. She chased Tret around in circles until they were both too tired to do it anymore.
"Okay," said Tret, leaning against a large boulder, "We should continue toward Imil once we get our strength back.
"Tret," said Laurel, jumping up and down, "I got my strength back! I got my strength back!"
"that's great," said Tret uninthusiastically, "But you've gotta wait for me to get my strength back."
"Okay," said Laurel. She sat down and started singing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
Well, after a while, the song that got on everybody's nerves got on Tret's nerves.
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!" he moaned, "We can go!"
"Okay," said Laurel happily, running toward Imil, "Come on, slowpoke!"
When they finally got to Imil, they stayed the night at the inn.
"I'm bored," whined Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got hit on the head with a pillow.
"I TOLD you not to say that!" yelled Laurel.
"Hey," said Tret, "You just gave me an idea!"
"What?" asked Laurel.
Tret picked up a pillow, then yelled, "PILLOW FIGHT!!"
The feathers flew as Tret and Laurel whapped each other on the head with the pillows. Finally, things settled down and they both went to sleep.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel were taking a little walk along the banks of a frozen river running through the middle of town, when they heard the voice of a little boy coming from the other side.
"Mia!" said the little boy, "You're back!"
"Yes, I am, Justin," replied Mia, "I came to visit you and Megan. I had to. I was getting really homesick."
"Tret," said Laurel, "It's them!"
They slid across the ice and headed towards Mia and the others.
"Isaac," yelled Laurel.
Isaac turned around.
"We've been looking all over Angara for you," said Tret.
"And Gondowan!" added Laurel.
"Do I know you?" asked Isaac.
"Well, you may not recognize us," said Laurel, "But you definitely know us."
"You don't remember us?" said Tret, "Oh, well, I'm Tret, and this is Laurel."
"Oh," said Isaac, "Well, the last time we saw you two, you were..."
"Trees?" said Tret.
"Well, YEAH," replied Isaac.
"Oh, well we got turned into humans," said Laurel cheerfully, "We need your help to go back to being trees."
"It sounds like they need our help," said Mia.
"Isaac should decide," said Garet.
"What do you think, Isaac?" said Ivan.
"I think we should help," said Isaac, "Let's go!"
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Well, how did you like it? I love the weekends, 'cause I have time to type without end! As always, plz review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.
YAYYYYYYYYYYY! I FINALLY UPDATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tret and Laurel had been walking for days, and they had passed Kalay already.
"Tret," whined Laurel, "We've been walking FOREVER! When will we ever reach Vault?"
"Shut up, Laurel," growled Tret.
Laurel got mad and kicked Tret's butt with her kung fu.
"Owwwwwwwwwww....." moaned Tret.
"Shut up, Tret," said Laurel, then added in a whisper, "I always wanted to say that."
They walked on until they reached Vault. They stayed the night at the inn.
"Ahhhhhhhh..." said Laurel, as she lay down on a bed, "It feels good! I wish I could sleep in a soft bed every night, instead of camp out a lot."
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got punched in the head.
"Don't say 'Whatever' to me," said Laurel angrily, "Ever again!"
"Okay," said Tret. Then he fell down, unconscious.
The next morning, they headed for Lunpa. When they got there, the saw that there was no way in, but Laurel found a secret cave. There was a locked door there, too. Laurel gave it a karate chop, and it fell down in two pieces. Then they went into Lunpa through the cave. They were able to sneak into the fortress without the guards noticing. Well, actually, Tret turned them into trees. They snuck up on Dodonpa and yelled, "BOO!", and he screamed like a girl. Laurel was rolling on the floor with laughter.
"Oh, my gosh!" said Laurel, laughing even harder., "Did you see his face!? He looke dlike he saw a ghost!"
"Well," said Tret in a spooky voice, throwing a sheet over his head, "I think he did..." This only made Laurel laugh more. Then they went back out of the fortress and looked around the town. Laurel put on a sparkly crown she had found in the fortress.
"Look at me, Tret!" she giggled, "Don't I look pretty-ful?"
"No," said Tret.
"You're lying again," said Laurel, looking very upset, "Just like you did at Tolbi Spring! I'm pretty-ful, and you know it!"
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got two punches in the head.
"I TOLD you not to say that again!" Yelled, Laurel, enfuriated.
"I'm not afraid of you," said Tret, "I know your bark is worse then your bite. The pain from that punch went away in a second. Your screams can make my head ache for HOURS on end!"
"Bark," said Laurel sarcastically, apparently not amused, "Ha ha. Very funny, Tret."
"I meant 'bark' like yelling and screaming and sounding real bad," said Tret, also not amused, "Not like tree bark."
"Oh," said Laurel.
After they were done looking around Lunpa, they headed towards Goma Cave. When they got there, their path was blocked by a tree stump covered in ivy. Laurel jumped across and simply kicked the tree stump off. Then they went into the cave. Just as they entered, a Mars Djinni ran up, hit Tret on the head, then ran away, cackling evilly.
"Why you little," said Tret angrily, but Laurel interrupted him.
"Tret, that djinni belongs to Garet!" yelled Laurel, "We must be getting close!"
"How do you know?" said Tret, " They all look the same!"
"But I thought all Mars Djinni belonged to Garet!" Laurel protested.
"Well, they don't, you idiot!" yelled Tret.
Bam.
Tret got three punches in the head.
"I am NOT an idiot!" yelled Laurel, "You are!"
"Shut up," said Tret.
"No," said Laurel.
"Okay, fine," said Tret, as Laurel stared in disbelief, "Talk all you want. We've got to get through this cave, and I'm not going to waste time or my breath arguing with you!"
"Good idea," said Laurel, "Then I won't waste time talking!"
Tret smiled.
They walked and walked and walked through the cave for hours, but they couldn't find a way out.
"Ugh," Tret moaned, "this place is like a labyrinth! We'll never get outta here!"
"And usually I'm the one complaining," said Laurel, rolling he reyes, "What is a labyrinth, anyways?"
" A maze that has no exit," replied Tret.
"Well, we know the cave exit is to the north, right?" said Laurel.
"Yes," said Tret, "We were facing north when we first entered this place. But how can we use that to our advantage?"
" Well," said Laurel, "I noticed that moss grew on every wall facing north. So all we gotta do is go the direction that all the moss-covered walls are facing!"
"Wow, Laurel," said Tret, "I didn't know you were smart."
Laurel glared at him.
"Come on, let's go," said Tret.
Soon they got out of Goma Cave, putting them very close to the town of Bilibin.
"Ya know, we really shouldn't go near that town," said Laurel, "When you turned evil and made the peoples in Kolima trees, it really caused a commotion around these parts."
"We're humans now," said Tret, "They'll never recognize us."
"I'm not so sure..." said Laurel, but Tret dragged her into the town anyways.
Once they got to Bilibin, a person walked up to them and started talking.
"You're new here, right?" he said.
"Yes," replied Tret.
"Did you hear?" said the person, "There was a curse on the people of Kolima, but it's gone now."
"Yeah," replied Tret nervously, "Wonder how that could've happened..."
"Well," said the person, "People say that the Holy Tree of Kolima Forest got mad, and..."
Tret and Laurel didn't wait around to hear anymore. They turned tail and ran. They looked around the town, but they didn't find Isaac and his friends anywhere, so they left. After leaving Bilibin, Tret and Laurel headed towards Bilibin Cave. On the way, one of their famous conversations started.
"Tret?" said Laurel.
"What?" said Tret.
"Why is water wet?" asked Laurel.
"Because it is," replied Tret.
"That's not a good answer," said Laurel.
"So?" said Tret.
"I want a good answer," said Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got four punches in the head.
"I thought I told you not to say 'whatever'!" Laurel fumed.
That is how the conversation ended.
Hours later, they made it to Bilibin Cave Entrance. Laurel looked at the trees.
"Look at the trees, Tret!" exclaimed Laurel.
"Yeah," replied Tret, "What about 'em?"
"They're pretty-ful like me," said Laurel.
"Yeah," said Tret, "Whatever."
Bam.
Tret got five punches in the head.
"Don't say 'Whatever'!" yelled Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got six punches in the head.
"What did I just tell you!?" said Laurel angrily.
"You told me not to say you-know-what," replied Tret.
"Very GOOD, Tret," said Laurel, "That's correct. Now shut up."
The conversation ended. Then they went into Bilibin Cave. Laurel glared angrily at the tall pillars of ice, for they were much more pretty-ful than her. Luckily, Bilibin Cave was not like Goma Cave, and they found their way out quite easily. When they got out, it was snowing.
"Look, Tret!" exclaimed Laurel, "Snow!"
"I can hardly contain my joy," said Tret sarcastically.
"Stop being such a grump," said Laurel, "Have some fun for once."
She smiled and danced around in the snow.
"Laurel, youre right, I should have a little fun," said Tret as he picked up a handful of snow and threw it at her, "SNOWBALL FIGHT!"
Tret and Laurel threw snowballs at each other for the next few minutes, then they made snow angels. Tret stared unhappily at the snow angel he had made.
"I don't like it," complained Tret, "It's too.....angelic."
He drew horns and a tail on the snow angel and smiled.
"Much better," he said.
"Tret, you're weird," said Laurel as she drew a halo on her snow angel.
Yeah, whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret was pelted with snowballs.
"Tret, you look just like a snowman," said Laurel, shaking with laughter, "Except....oh yeah!"
She put a carrot where Tret's nose was.
"There," said Laurel, "Now you look REALLY weird!"
Tret brushed the snow off.
"Laurel, that wasn't funny," he said, then added, "But this is!"
He pelted her with a snowball.
"Why you..." said Laurel angrily. She chased Tret around in circles until they were both too tired to do it anymore.
"Okay," said Tret, leaning against a large boulder, "We should continue toward Imil once we get our strength back.
"Tret," said Laurel, jumping up and down, "I got my strength back! I got my strength back!"
"that's great," said Tret uninthusiastically, "But you've gotta wait for me to get my strength back."
"Okay," said Laurel. She sat down and started singing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves..."
Well, after a while, the song that got on everybody's nerves got on Tret's nerves.
"ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!" he moaned, "We can go!"
"Okay," said Laurel happily, running toward Imil, "Come on, slowpoke!"
When they finally got to Imil, they stayed the night at the inn.
"I'm bored," whined Laurel.
"Whatever," said Tret.
Bam.
Tret got hit on the head with a pillow.
"I TOLD you not to say that!" yelled Laurel.
"Hey," said Tret, "You just gave me an idea!"
"What?" asked Laurel.
Tret picked up a pillow, then yelled, "PILLOW FIGHT!!"
The feathers flew as Tret and Laurel whapped each other on the head with the pillows. Finally, things settled down and they both went to sleep.
The next morning, Tret and Laurel were taking a little walk along the banks of a frozen river running through the middle of town, when they heard the voice of a little boy coming from the other side.
"Mia!" said the little boy, "You're back!"
"Yes, I am, Justin," replied Mia, "I came to visit you and Megan. I had to. I was getting really homesick."
"Tret," said Laurel, "It's them!"
They slid across the ice and headed towards Mia and the others.
"Isaac," yelled Laurel.
Isaac turned around.
"We've been looking all over Angara for you," said Tret.
"And Gondowan!" added Laurel.
"Do I know you?" asked Isaac.
"Well, you may not recognize us," said Laurel, "But you definitely know us."
"You don't remember us?" said Tret, "Oh, well, I'm Tret, and this is Laurel."
"Oh," said Isaac, "Well, the last time we saw you two, you were..."
"Trees?" said Tret.
"Well, YEAH," replied Isaac.
"Oh, well we got turned into humans," said Laurel cheerfully, "We need your help to go back to being trees."
"It sounds like they need our help," said Mia.
"Isaac should decide," said Garet.
"What do you think, Isaac?" said Ivan.
"I think we should help," said Isaac, "Let's go!"
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Well, how did you like it? I love the weekends, 'cause I have time to type without end! As always, plz review!