Hikari Kena Ohayo Gozaimasu minna-san! I think....oh well. It's morning for me at least.

Yami Meaning it doesn't start until noon.

Hikari Kena Shut up Yami. Anyway, i'm sure I mentioned this last chapter but THIS IS A NON-YAOI FIC!!! IT'S ANSWERING A REQUEST FROM A FRIEND TO WRITE A STORY WHERE SHE GETS PAIRED WITH SETO AND I GET PAIRED WITH YAMI!! Before you ask, Elrena is the friend and Styren is me. No, this is not self- insertion. The characters are *based* on us, but are not really us. The most Styren and Elrena have in common with me and Michelle are that fact that they look like us, that's it!

Yuugi Are you going to continue with the fic or rant?

Hikari Kena Rant...then work on my other fics. Disclaimer shall be said by...hmm.....::walks over to her cupboard, opens it, bypasses the many athames and cauldrons, and grabs a black hat. Shuts the cupboard and walks over to a table, placing the hat on the table.:: Okay! I've got the names of every single bishie I like from every single anime I like. Well, okay, and a few bishoujo. I *actually* like Yohko from Mamono Hunter Yohko and Anna from Shaman King. They're not the whiny idiots Anzu and Relena and Videl and Bulma and Rain and Chi Chi and I can go on. Anyway...Yami, pull a piece of paper. That bishie or bishoujo will say the disclaimer for this chapter!

::Yami walks over to the hat and pulls out a piece of paper. Hands it to Kena without looking at it::

Hikari Kena And the winner is...::unfolds the piece of paper and proceedes to drool::

::Yami Kena flashes into being and snatches the paper from her hikari's hand. Reads it and groans::

Yami Kena The bishounen is Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha. Get out here Sesshoumaru!!

::Sesshoumaru walks out, looking every bit the diginified inu demon. He then raises an eyebrow as Hikari Kena latches herself upon Sesshoumaru's arm::

Sesshoumaru Is there a point to this?

Yami Kena Nah, not really. Do the disclaimer so we can get on with the chapter.

Sesshoumaru The Kenas do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any other anime character that may appear. It belongs to their owners and they are just borrowing them without permission. Elrena and Styren are the only characters, so far, that they own.

Yami Kena On that note, here's the Chapter while I pry my HIkari off of Sesshoumaru.

~Chapter Two: Old Enemies and Apperance of a Yami.~

(A/N: Battle City hasn't happened yet! From when Yuugi wins Duel Kingdom and before that is Canon. After it, it's non-Canon, meaning that Battle City, Bakura being a bastard, and all that has never happened. Also, Elle and Styren are 16.)

NOTES:

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I'm still trying to figure this out. Elle and I have only been in this school for four periods and yet we have made a relunctant friend out of Seto Kaiba, have been offered, and accepted, the invitation to live with him, and we have already found crushes. Me in Yuugi Mouto and Elle in Seto Kaiba. Could life get any weirder?

"So now what?" asks Elle.

"Lunch." says Seto. The bell rings a second later and we all get up from our desk and exit into the hallway. Kids are staring at us while Elle and Seto start up a conversation about the finer points of Virtual Reality and all that. Frankly, i'm for real Reality, or an alternate Reality but Virtual Reality? No thank you.

"Sty, what do you think of Virtual Reality?" asks Elle to me as we enter the lunchroom.

"Frankly, I think it's a load of bullshit." I say. "Other people may like it but I don't like the fact you seperate mind from body for it."

"She's been like that for years." mutters Elle to Seto. "She hates different realities like Virtual Reality."

"Have and always will." I say as we sit down at a table. The only money I have is American, and I don't know the exchange rate here. The most I know is that 1000 yen equals 8.50 in American dollars.

"Do you always sit alone?" wonders Elle noticing that no one comes to join the three of us.

"Normally." replies Seto pulling out a huge lunchbag. He opens it and pulls out sushi, ramen, potato pancakes, and even some cheeseburgers and a few slices of pizza. He also pulls out three cans of, to my absolute shock, Dr. Pepper.

"They sell American food here?" wonders Elle.

"No." says Seto. "I bring my own. Here." And he hands us each a can of Dr. Pepper, a slice of pizza, and a cheeseburger. I'm in heaven. I've died and gone to heaven. I haven't had Dr. Pepper in *years*, ever since my bitch of a mother banned them. Did I mention I absolutely *hate* her?

Suddenly, three kids come flying through the doorway and land, hard on the floor near the table that Yuugi, Ryou, Jounouchi, Honda, Malik, and Anzu have taken over. Entering after them are three guys I know very well, who also moved four years ago after I nearly broke all three of their necks. All three have long blonde hair and cold, calculating blue eyes. They're dressed in the school uniform. It's Jake, Jerome, and James, the Triplets of Pain as they call themselves.

"Not them again." growls Seto under his breath.

"You know them?" asks Elle curious. She knows them, she helped me beat them up more than once.

"They got transferred here about three months ago and have beaten up on everyone but me because of my own bodyguards." says Seto a little more than annoyed. I don't blame him. I'd be pissed too. Hell, I am pissed.

"Where's our lunch money?" roars Jerome, blue eyes flecked with brown flashing. It's the only way you can tell them apart. Their eyes. Jerome's are blue flecked with brown, Jake's are blue flecked with green and James' are blue flecked with grey. Pretty easy to spot once you know what you're looking for.

"Don't have it." stammers one of the kids that went flying as he stands.

"Fine." says James cracking his knuckles. "No one leaves until we get 50,000 yen."

"Four hundred, twenty five dollars." mutters Elle to me under her breath. I nod back and pull out my own American money. Lo and behold, i've got the rest of my savings on me in hundred dollar bills. It's about a thousand. I sigh and put it back. I *need* it, even though Seto said I could move into his house, I need the money to afford manga and anime and clothes!

"Everyone move to the right side of the room!" bellows Jake, sounding like a stuck pig. Immediately everyone moves to our side and we're joined by Yuugi, Jounouchi, Honda, Ryou, Malik, and Anzu.

"Don't the teachers do anything?"I ask glaring when I spot the barely there bruise on Yuugi's face. I just now noticed it. For some reason, i'm angry beyond all hell. Unseen by anyone else, my bracelet is glowing. Actually, the Eye of Ra in the middle of it is glowing.

^^WHO DARES TO HARM MY BELOVED?!^^ roars a female's voice in my head. Only supreme will keeps me from jumping.

^Um, excuse me, but who are you?^ I ask timidly, ignoring Jake, Jerome, and James for now. Elle will make sure nothing happens to me.

^^I should ask you the same slave.^^ snaps the voice. She's angry about something.

^My name is Styren. I am *not* a slave!^ I snarl.

^^That remains to be seen. I am Queen Cleptona of Upper Egypt, wife to Pharoah Yami.^^ says the voice.

^Um, not to burst your bubble, but it's the twentieth century...and we're in Japan.^ I say. I plan on screaming the second I am able too.

"Sty...whatever plan you're thinking up, I suggest you act upon it, now!" hisses Elle in my ear. I jerk out of my argument with the voice in my head to see Jerome, Jake, and James pulling out bokutos, wooden swords.

^^Allow me.^^ says the voice before a bright light envelopes me. Shockingly, no one else sees it. I then look at myself and blink. I'm translucent! Looking at my side I see...myself! Well, not really myself but a version of myself that could pass as my twin if not for the silver eyes and the black hair highlighted silver.

^WHAT IN THE SEVEN LEVELS OF TARTARUS DID YOU DO?!^ I roar at her.

^^Watch.^^ says Cleptona. I'm just going to call her Cleo. Simplier on me.

"Hand over your money or someone dies." laughs James pulling a real sword out of the bokuto.

"Why should we?" drawls Cleo in my body standing. I then blink. Standing beside Yuugi, Ryou, and Malik are translucent versions of them. The Yuugi version has crimson eyes with yellow spikes through his hair. The Ryou version's hair is just spikier and the Malik version has eyes that seem to be perpetually cold and his hair is even spikier than Ryou's, which is saying something.

'Um, what's going on?'I wonder staring at the three translucent figures.

'You can see us?' asks the Yuugi version.

'Uh, yeah.' I say. 'Now, can someone explain why I got some woman named Cleptona inhabiting my body?!'

'Heh. She's a Hikari and doesn't know it?' scoffs the Ryou version coldly.

'Ignoring him, i'm Yami.' says the Yuugi version.

'Call me Marik.' says the Malik version even colder than the Ryou version.

'Hn. Bakura.' snaps the Ryou version at me.

'I'm Styren.' I say, nigh high on screaming my lungs out. 'Explain what in the Seven Levels of Tartarus is going on?!'

'You're a Wielder of a Millennuim Item.' snarls Marik. 'Though what Item is what I want to know. There are only seven, and they have Wielders.'

'Um, this thing?' I ask holding up my arm with the golden bracelet.

'The Millennuim Bracelet!' says Yami shocked. 'It's one of three Millennuim Items that safeguard the Millennuim Puzzle, the Millennuim Rod, and the Millennuim Ring!'

"Well, well, well, lookie here Jake, James. It's Styren Catalonia herself." sneers Jerome at Cleo, jolting me out of the conversation with Yami, Bakura, and Marik.

^Alright, I suggest you get the fuck out of my body!^ I snarl at Cleo. ^I *know* these three and can beat them up easily but I can't do ANYTHING if you're in my body!!^

A spilt second later, i'm back in my own body. I sigh in relief before glaring at James, Jake, and Jerome. My eyes are filling with my rage. I can just feel Cleo in the back of my head, a quiet, somehow soothing prescence. I can also feel the same prescence on my wrist, where the bracelet is.

^^I better not regret this.^^ says Cleo coldly.

^Shut it Cleptona!^ I snap before flipping backwards and landing infront of Ryou, just barely missing hitting him in the face. A second later, I can see that Bakura has taken over Ryou's body, mainly because Ryou's hair got spikier and his eyes, colder.

"Well, she hasn't changed." says James.

"Expect me to?" I ask sweetly before running, jumping, and kicking James in the chest. He flies backwards, landing on Jerome and Jake. I whirl around and get into a defensive position, ready to attack and defend myself if necessary.

"Let's go." grins Jerome evilly before leaping for me as I crouch down even more.

~To Be Continued~

Hikari Kena Yeahy! A cliffyhanger! ::Giggles as she clutches Sesshoumaru's arm tighter. Sesshoumaru snarls at her but she only grins::

Yami Kena Oy, remind me why I have a hyper Hikari?

Yami She had three 24 ounces of Wild Cherry Pepsi, two big bags of M&Ms, six small bags of Doritos, and five bags of Creme Savers, in about a hour period.

Yami Kena Ares save me, please!!

Hikari Kena No save!! Everyone reviewy pleasey!!