Chapter Three: Tell Me Lies.
1. Harry looked around and noticed everyone was staring at him with the same questioning look.
'Oh God, I can't tell them the truth they'll never believe it!' "Well...you see that note there is...it's just
a joke one of my friends sent me. He lives in America, they've got really different senses of humor
over there you know!" He glanced around I saw that everyone seemed to believe him. 'THANK
YOU GOD THANK YOU!!'
"Okay. Guess Americans are as weird as I thought." said Sirus with a shrug and a glance at a girl
walking past him, eyes wondering with no shame. "Would you excuse me?"
"Okay he really needs to learn to control his mouth and his hormones," said Lilly with a sigh.
"No doubt in that," agreed Lupin nodding and shooting him a small glare as he walked over to grab
him before he made an ass of himself.
"How about we all go and get something to eat. I'm starved." Said Peter rubbing his big belly.
"You're always starving get over it!" snapped James rudely. "So Harry, got anything left to buy?"
"Huh? Oh yeah!" said Harry snapping out of his entranced glare at Peter. "I don't have my list with
me," he said glancing down towards his shoes, uncomfortable at their stares. 'Damn it I don't got any
money either!'
Lupin dragged Sirius behind him. "God, focus for one second you ass for brains!" he said pushing
Sirius as he started to stare at a new girl walking past much obviously older than he was.
"How about you started looking at girls once in awhile queer!" snapped Sirius at Lupin. "I'm really
beginning to wonder!"
Harry laughed loudly and then realized everyone was staring at him, not so much as smirking.
"Um he was kidding wasn't he?" asked Harry suddenly very uncomfortable. He glanced around and
suddenly realized that something weird was going on. He looked at them and their eyes weren't
staring at him. 'It wasn't the joke. Thank goodness. Wait but what were they staring at.' He turned
and gasped.
Birdie
1. Harry looked around and noticed everyone was staring at him with the same questioning look.
'Oh God, I can't tell them the truth they'll never believe it!' "Well...you see that note there is...it's just
a joke one of my friends sent me. He lives in America, they've got really different senses of humor
over there you know!" He glanced around I saw that everyone seemed to believe him. 'THANK
YOU GOD THANK YOU!!'
"Okay. Guess Americans are as weird as I thought." said Sirus with a shrug and a glance at a girl
walking past him, eyes wondering with no shame. "Would you excuse me?"
"Okay he really needs to learn to control his mouth and his hormones," said Lilly with a sigh.
"No doubt in that," agreed Lupin nodding and shooting him a small glare as he walked over to grab
him before he made an ass of himself.
"How about we all go and get something to eat. I'm starved." Said Peter rubbing his big belly.
"You're always starving get over it!" snapped James rudely. "So Harry, got anything left to buy?"
"Huh? Oh yeah!" said Harry snapping out of his entranced glare at Peter. "I don't have my list with
me," he said glancing down towards his shoes, uncomfortable at their stares. 'Damn it I don't got any
money either!'
Lupin dragged Sirius behind him. "God, focus for one second you ass for brains!" he said pushing
Sirius as he started to stare at a new girl walking past much obviously older than he was.
"How about you started looking at girls once in awhile queer!" snapped Sirius at Lupin. "I'm really
beginning to wonder!"
Harry laughed loudly and then realized everyone was staring at him, not so much as smirking.
"Um he was kidding wasn't he?" asked Harry suddenly very uncomfortable. He glanced around and
suddenly realized that something weird was going on. He looked at them and their eyes weren't
staring at him. 'It wasn't the joke. Thank goodness. Wait but what were they staring at.' He turned
and gasped.
Birdie