Fenderbender
Incantation Against Lawyers: Daredevil and Spiderman are the properties of Marvel Comics, not I. I write this stuff for free to distribute amongst friends. Yeah, you people.
Feedback: If you send it, and I get it, you will get a reply. If I didn't, it vanished into my email black hole, Fred.
Cast: Spiderman/Daredevil
Rating: R, strong innuendo, slash sillyfic
Summary: How do these pairings happen?
Notes: Long time ago, someone asked for Spiderman/Daredevil slash. Far as I know, this is the first. Yay me!
Human error, not mechanical failure, is the cause of most accidents. -The Science of Forensic Accident Reconstruction and Impact Dynamics
In one of those bizarre scientific accidents, involving a number of improbable coincidences only another superhero would believe, of the type that proctologists include in casual conversation at otherwise boring parties, a naked Daredevil tripped, fell and got a portion of his anatomy stuck in a naked Spiderman.
"Wait, wait, don't worry about it, I have just the thing to slide you out."
"Doesn't that stuff turn to steel-strong glue?"
"Only when air hits it! You're just going to have to use it on the inside, out of the air."
"Uh, okay....uh. Oops?"
"What? What?"
"It's turned solid. You know, steel-strong webbing solid."
"Hunh. I guess there's air in there."
It was a million to one shot, of course. Actually, the odds more closely resembled the sorts of equations used when respectable astronomers try to calculate the current size of the universe (less respectable astronomers get laid more
often).
"Am I gay, now?"
"Shut up, and stop wiggling!"
"I'm not * wiggling *. Hey! Are you enjoying this?"
"I have super-sensitive skin!"
"You're buying me dinner. At least."
"Why would I take you to dinner *afterward*?"
"I think you should remember that I have something important of yours. If you want it back undamaged, you better treat me like a gentleman. I have super-strength, you know."
"Point taken. No movie?"
"Not on a first date."
"Have I ever mentioned how much I admire this webbing invention of yours? I mean, the sheer genius--"
"Aw, shut up."
Somewhat to both men's dismay, Spiderman's webbing proved not only highly pliable and steel-strong, but also had a sproingy effect that gave it some give and take. So when the two men attempted to separate by pulling apart, it gave....until it didn't anymore. Then it took back and then some.
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"Spiderman!? Spiderman, are you okay?"
"...Try it again."
Much later, the lawyer said it was an act of God, due to statistical improbability, to escape liability. The scientist called it an example of impact dynamics. In rear-end collisions.
And they both deemed it worthy of further study.
Incantation Against Lawyers: Daredevil and Spiderman are the properties of Marvel Comics, not I. I write this stuff for free to distribute amongst friends. Yeah, you people.
Feedback: If you send it, and I get it, you will get a reply. If I didn't, it vanished into my email black hole, Fred.
Cast: Spiderman/Daredevil
Rating: R, strong innuendo, slash sillyfic
Summary: How do these pairings happen?
Notes: Long time ago, someone asked for Spiderman/Daredevil slash. Far as I know, this is the first. Yay me!
Human error, not mechanical failure, is the cause of most accidents. -The Science of Forensic Accident Reconstruction and Impact Dynamics
In one of those bizarre scientific accidents, involving a number of improbable coincidences only another superhero would believe, of the type that proctologists include in casual conversation at otherwise boring parties, a naked Daredevil tripped, fell and got a portion of his anatomy stuck in a naked Spiderman.
"Wait, wait, don't worry about it, I have just the thing to slide you out."
"Doesn't that stuff turn to steel-strong glue?"
"Only when air hits it! You're just going to have to use it on the inside, out of the air."
"Uh, okay....uh. Oops?"
"What? What?"
"It's turned solid. You know, steel-strong webbing solid."
"Hunh. I guess there's air in there."
It was a million to one shot, of course. Actually, the odds more closely resembled the sorts of equations used when respectable astronomers try to calculate the current size of the universe (less respectable astronomers get laid more
often).
"Am I gay, now?"
"Shut up, and stop wiggling!"
"I'm not * wiggling *. Hey! Are you enjoying this?"
"I have super-sensitive skin!"
"You're buying me dinner. At least."
"Why would I take you to dinner *afterward*?"
"I think you should remember that I have something important of yours. If you want it back undamaged, you better treat me like a gentleman. I have super-strength, you know."
"Point taken. No movie?"
"Not on a first date."
"Have I ever mentioned how much I admire this webbing invention of yours? I mean, the sheer genius--"
"Aw, shut up."
Somewhat to both men's dismay, Spiderman's webbing proved not only highly pliable and steel-strong, but also had a sproingy effect that gave it some give and take. So when the two men attempted to separate by pulling apart, it gave....until it didn't anymore. Then it took back and then some.
"OH MY GOD!!!"
"Spiderman!? Spiderman, are you okay?"
"...Try it again."
Much later, the lawyer said it was an act of God, due to statistical improbability, to escape liability. The scientist called it an example of impact dynamics. In rear-end collisions.
And they both deemed it worthy of further study.