Hello to my fellow American citizens! You want more? You can't handle more.
Well, maybe you can. HERE IT IS! The chapter you've all been waiting for!
Yuri comes to the Institute. Rougehobbit, you must be psychic or something.
I was going to have Yuri 'persuade' Rouge to go out with him (yea, he's
like that). Oh well. I will also make the next chapter pure Colossus
action! I'm sorry about the short chapter five. I had no time and I needed
to get that out of the way as much as possible. And yes, Yuri is very
unstable. The day after I wrote that chapter, I went to school and was
forced to read 'The Tell Tale Heart'. I thought, ' Oh crap! People are
going to think I copied!' Yet no one did. Thank you for not wasting my
time. As I don't want to give away a lot of the plot, I have more things to
say at the end of the chapter.
Chapter Six
Hello to All of You Americans
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When I got on the plane, I was introduced to the people in it. Hank McCoy, or more commonly, Beast, was a scientist who had taught chemistry at a high school in a city called Bayville. Wolverine was a little scary, so I decided just to introduce myself and just move on. The last person I introduced myself to was Ororo, or more commonly, Storm. I saw her and sparks flew. Literately. By the way Mr. McCoy was acting, I guess its bad to introduce yourself to another Electro-Kinentic in an airplane. The instant I shot my deep blue sparks into her, she learned all she needed to know about me. And the minute one of her light blue sparks hit me, I learned everything she wanted me to know about her. No talking necessary. Isn't that great?
After we were properly introduced, we began to liftoff. I silently said goodbye to Moscow, not that I would really be missing it. All the girls I had ever seen took an instant dislike to me. Why? I don't think I'll ever know for sure. Maybe because I was unpopular? I mentally kicked myself. Of course! As the electronic translator said, DUH! You can't dress like this and expect to be the most popular kid in school. I thought back to my friend Pitor. He always had all the women. It must have been the biceps. Pitor was probably the most pumped up guy I knew. All the women completely adored him. I, on the other hand, was never as lucky.
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It must have been 11:00 at night when we finally landed at a school. Wait. A SCHOOL?!? I looked again from my perch atop the plane (I had requested it when storm said my presence gave her a headache). Sure enough, it was a school. I looked down, and I saw that we were coming down near a school. We went right by it and tuned around just enough so that I could see where we were headed. Straight into a cliff. ' Great,' I thought, ' I finally make it to America, and look what happens. We crash in a cliff!'. What surprised me, though, was that none of the other people seemed the least bit scared. Finally, I saw why. The waterfall on the cliff spit, revealing a hanger. "Clever" I remarked under my breath.
After we had landed, the others led me into what seemed to be the library of the 'institute'. It was probably the most magnificent thing I had ever seen in my life! Beautiful statues, busts, and paintings lined the walls. Some of the world's greatest books lined the shelves. Some of them I recognized. The tell tale heart. The grapes of wrath. The red badge of courage (an American masterpiece). When everyone was in the library, the professor touched his fingers to his temples, obviously concentrating very hard on something. Who knows? Maybe he gets airsick and had a migraine. I couldn't read his mind, so I decided not to bother. I took this chance to marvel at the sheer beauty of the room. I could swear that the chandler was plated with real gold. When he finished what I dubbed his ' constipation look', he told me that he had telepathically called everyone who lived in the institute to the library.
One by one, people started to enter the library. I scanned each one of their minds. What can I say? I'm a curious person! Besides, if I have this power, why not use it? Intstantly, I knew Scott Summers's, Jean Gray's, Even Daniels's, Kurt Wagner's, Kitty Pride's, and Rouge's deepest, darkest, and most deadly secrets. Oh man, this is fun! It seems a certain Nightcrawler has a crush on a certain Kitty cat. Meow. And a certain Cyclops has a crush on a Miss Jean Gray. Oh did I have plans for this institute! As they say in America, IT'S GOIN' DOWN!
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-------------In the mind of Kitty Pride----------------
"Now students, I would like you all to meet Yuri Vladislav. As some of you have no doubt guessed, he is from Russia. Now -" the professor rambled on. I was, like, totally bored! I mean, sure, like, he totally looks like Boris from golden eye, but I like, totally want the professor to hurry up and tell us what his power is! Oh god, I hope he can't, like, read my mind and stuff!
----------In the mind of Scott Summers------------
Wow, all the way from Russia! Maybe, if I ask nicely, he could teach me how to say 'I love you' in Russian so the next time I talk to Jean in private, I can express my true feelings for her. I wonder how my car is doing? God, I hope HE doesn't take my car out for joyrides like Evan.
---------In the mind of Kurt Wagner----------------
I'm hungry.
--------In the mind of Evan Daniel's-----------
Wow, Rouge is looking hot tonight.
-------In the mind of Jean Gray-------------------
Wow, Rouge is looking hot tonight.
-------In the mind of Rouge---------------------
Wow, I'm looking hot tonight..
------In the mind of Yuri Vladislav-----
God, I hope I don't bust out laughing! What will really be funny, though, is when Rouge, Evan, and Jean wakes up from the state I have apply named 'Electronic Mind Control'. Jean was kind of hard to focus on, but I eventually got the 'hang' of it. Just like hacking a computer. Oh man, I can hardly wait until tomorrow when the people I EMCd reflect on the previous night. What was strange, though, was that nobody noticed my trademark blue glow about the person or people I'm mind controlling! Whenever I mind control someone, they have an EXTREMLY faint blue glow about them. Yet nobody in the room seemed to notice it. Oooh this was fun! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN ..!
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"So, children, I hope you will all be kind to Yuri, and make him feel at home. I have other business to attend to, so I'll be leaving you kids in charge." And with that, the professor left the kids with Yuri. All of the other adults left too, so the only people in the room were the x-men, and the strange Russian mutant.
There was a very uncomfortable silence for a while. Evan started to wonder if Yuri was even able to speak English. Finally, Scott broke the deathly silence. " So, um, Yuri. What brought you here? Do you have some kind of special gift?" Yuri replied with a simple " Yes." " Well, what is your special power?" " Take me to danger room. I show you." " How do you know ab- " "Do not ask questions! I will show you my power if you lead me to the danger room."
Within the next ten minutes, everyone was in the danger room. Everyone, that is, save the adults. The teens surrounded Yuri in a giant semi-circle in the danger room. Yuri said " now, your all in high school, no? Do I need to refresh your memory about electricity and how it works?" there were a few mumbles of 'No's and Yuri happened to pick up on the thought ' get on with it!' so Yuri did just that. "First," he said, " I will have to release my spoons." Kitty thought, now, this new student was very strange. Very strange indeed.
I balled my fists and prepared for the sensation of power as the plastic braces on my forearms shot my spoons out of their place on my wrist. I had built them long ago in case I accidentally dropped one; I would still have another. I had also built them so I would not have to waist time aiming to throw my razor-edged spoons. They just shot out whenever I balled my fists. Isn't that great? Now though, I was preparing to demonstrate. I shot them out to either side of me so that they stuck into the wall of the danger room. I learned of this place the second I came close enough to sense all the electronics in it. The entire institute must rely on electronics because I felt high the second I walked in here. That usually happens when I walk into somewhere and am completely surrounded by my very source of power and energy. Okay, time to demonstrate.
Ten minutes later I was short of breath, but the look on the teens' faces was well worth it. I positively felt like that was the best light show I had ever done. Probably the longest, too. I guess that the reason I felt like that is because I had never really performed my ' act' to anyone but myself before. Sometimes, just before bed, I like to create a small light show on my ceiling. It helps me go to bed. Looking back to the teens, I almost burst out lagging. Every single person's jaw was wide open! Oh this was fun. Very much fun indeed!
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I stood there, dumbstruck. Yuri had just demonstrated his power to us. I was first to retain my composure and speak. " Wow." I said stupidly. That was the best I could think of!?! WOW! I can think of a better response that that! " That's quite a power you have! Is there anything else you can do?" " Why, yes Scott. As a matter of fact there is!" was the response. I stood there with my mouth hanging open for the second time that day. In an instant, Yuri fizzled out of existence, but the entity that stood in his place was now none other than me! " How the hell did you do that?!?" I asked. " Simply by re-routing power from Nightcrawler's holo-watch. Watch this!" he replied with a heavy Russian accent and suddenly Me/Yuri fizzled away and was replaced by everyone, one after another after another after another after another after.
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The next morning, the professor tried to call Yuri to the medical wing using telepathy, but still only got what he called ' Psychic Static'. So he sent kitty to go and fetch him. After a few Russian cuss words and a problem putting on his socks, Yuri was down in the medical wing with the professor. The professor promptly greeted Yuri, but got only in return a curt " Dobrea Utra". The reason the professor called him down however was to administer some tests. All hell broke loose in the medical wing of the Xaivier Institute
****************************** So there you go. Chap six. Don't worry, it won't be a fem. slash. Please review with that little button down there. Suggestions welcome.
Until the next chapter.
Chapter Six
Hello to All of You Americans
***************************************
When I got on the plane, I was introduced to the people in it. Hank McCoy, or more commonly, Beast, was a scientist who had taught chemistry at a high school in a city called Bayville. Wolverine was a little scary, so I decided just to introduce myself and just move on. The last person I introduced myself to was Ororo, or more commonly, Storm. I saw her and sparks flew. Literately. By the way Mr. McCoy was acting, I guess its bad to introduce yourself to another Electro-Kinentic in an airplane. The instant I shot my deep blue sparks into her, she learned all she needed to know about me. And the minute one of her light blue sparks hit me, I learned everything she wanted me to know about her. No talking necessary. Isn't that great?
After we were properly introduced, we began to liftoff. I silently said goodbye to Moscow, not that I would really be missing it. All the girls I had ever seen took an instant dislike to me. Why? I don't think I'll ever know for sure. Maybe because I was unpopular? I mentally kicked myself. Of course! As the electronic translator said, DUH! You can't dress like this and expect to be the most popular kid in school. I thought back to my friend Pitor. He always had all the women. It must have been the biceps. Pitor was probably the most pumped up guy I knew. All the women completely adored him. I, on the other hand, was never as lucky.
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It must have been 11:00 at night when we finally landed at a school. Wait. A SCHOOL?!? I looked again from my perch atop the plane (I had requested it when storm said my presence gave her a headache). Sure enough, it was a school. I looked down, and I saw that we were coming down near a school. We went right by it and tuned around just enough so that I could see where we were headed. Straight into a cliff. ' Great,' I thought, ' I finally make it to America, and look what happens. We crash in a cliff!'. What surprised me, though, was that none of the other people seemed the least bit scared. Finally, I saw why. The waterfall on the cliff spit, revealing a hanger. "Clever" I remarked under my breath.
After we had landed, the others led me into what seemed to be the library of the 'institute'. It was probably the most magnificent thing I had ever seen in my life! Beautiful statues, busts, and paintings lined the walls. Some of the world's greatest books lined the shelves. Some of them I recognized. The tell tale heart. The grapes of wrath. The red badge of courage (an American masterpiece). When everyone was in the library, the professor touched his fingers to his temples, obviously concentrating very hard on something. Who knows? Maybe he gets airsick and had a migraine. I couldn't read his mind, so I decided not to bother. I took this chance to marvel at the sheer beauty of the room. I could swear that the chandler was plated with real gold. When he finished what I dubbed his ' constipation look', he told me that he had telepathically called everyone who lived in the institute to the library.
One by one, people started to enter the library. I scanned each one of their minds. What can I say? I'm a curious person! Besides, if I have this power, why not use it? Intstantly, I knew Scott Summers's, Jean Gray's, Even Daniels's, Kurt Wagner's, Kitty Pride's, and Rouge's deepest, darkest, and most deadly secrets. Oh man, this is fun! It seems a certain Nightcrawler has a crush on a certain Kitty cat. Meow. And a certain Cyclops has a crush on a Miss Jean Gray. Oh did I have plans for this institute! As they say in America, IT'S GOIN' DOWN!
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-------------In the mind of Kitty Pride----------------
"Now students, I would like you all to meet Yuri Vladislav. As some of you have no doubt guessed, he is from Russia. Now -" the professor rambled on. I was, like, totally bored! I mean, sure, like, he totally looks like Boris from golden eye, but I like, totally want the professor to hurry up and tell us what his power is! Oh god, I hope he can't, like, read my mind and stuff!
----------In the mind of Scott Summers------------
Wow, all the way from Russia! Maybe, if I ask nicely, he could teach me how to say 'I love you' in Russian so the next time I talk to Jean in private, I can express my true feelings for her. I wonder how my car is doing? God, I hope HE doesn't take my car out for joyrides like Evan.
---------In the mind of Kurt Wagner----------------
I'm hungry.
--------In the mind of Evan Daniel's-----------
Wow, Rouge is looking hot tonight.
-------In the mind of Jean Gray-------------------
Wow, Rouge is looking hot tonight.
-------In the mind of Rouge---------------------
Wow, I'm looking hot tonight..
------In the mind of Yuri Vladislav-----
God, I hope I don't bust out laughing! What will really be funny, though, is when Rouge, Evan, and Jean wakes up from the state I have apply named 'Electronic Mind Control'. Jean was kind of hard to focus on, but I eventually got the 'hang' of it. Just like hacking a computer. Oh man, I can hardly wait until tomorrow when the people I EMCd reflect on the previous night. What was strange, though, was that nobody noticed my trademark blue glow about the person or people I'm mind controlling! Whenever I mind control someone, they have an EXTREMLY faint blue glow about them. Yet nobody in the room seemed to notice it. Oooh this was fun! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN ..!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
"So, children, I hope you will all be kind to Yuri, and make him feel at home. I have other business to attend to, so I'll be leaving you kids in charge." And with that, the professor left the kids with Yuri. All of the other adults left too, so the only people in the room were the x-men, and the strange Russian mutant.
There was a very uncomfortable silence for a while. Evan started to wonder if Yuri was even able to speak English. Finally, Scott broke the deathly silence. " So, um, Yuri. What brought you here? Do you have some kind of special gift?" Yuri replied with a simple " Yes." " Well, what is your special power?" " Take me to danger room. I show you." " How do you know ab- " "Do not ask questions! I will show you my power if you lead me to the danger room."
Within the next ten minutes, everyone was in the danger room. Everyone, that is, save the adults. The teens surrounded Yuri in a giant semi-circle in the danger room. Yuri said " now, your all in high school, no? Do I need to refresh your memory about electricity and how it works?" there were a few mumbles of 'No's and Yuri happened to pick up on the thought ' get on with it!' so Yuri did just that. "First," he said, " I will have to release my spoons." Kitty thought, now, this new student was very strange. Very strange indeed.
I balled my fists and prepared for the sensation of power as the plastic braces on my forearms shot my spoons out of their place on my wrist. I had built them long ago in case I accidentally dropped one; I would still have another. I had also built them so I would not have to waist time aiming to throw my razor-edged spoons. They just shot out whenever I balled my fists. Isn't that great? Now though, I was preparing to demonstrate. I shot them out to either side of me so that they stuck into the wall of the danger room. I learned of this place the second I came close enough to sense all the electronics in it. The entire institute must rely on electronics because I felt high the second I walked in here. That usually happens when I walk into somewhere and am completely surrounded by my very source of power and energy. Okay, time to demonstrate.
Ten minutes later I was short of breath, but the look on the teens' faces was well worth it. I positively felt like that was the best light show I had ever done. Probably the longest, too. I guess that the reason I felt like that is because I had never really performed my ' act' to anyone but myself before. Sometimes, just before bed, I like to create a small light show on my ceiling. It helps me go to bed. Looking back to the teens, I almost burst out lagging. Every single person's jaw was wide open! Oh this was fun. Very much fun indeed!
((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))
I stood there, dumbstruck. Yuri had just demonstrated his power to us. I was first to retain my composure and speak. " Wow." I said stupidly. That was the best I could think of!?! WOW! I can think of a better response that that! " That's quite a power you have! Is there anything else you can do?" " Why, yes Scott. As a matter of fact there is!" was the response. I stood there with my mouth hanging open for the second time that day. In an instant, Yuri fizzled out of existence, but the entity that stood in his place was now none other than me! " How the hell did you do that?!?" I asked. " Simply by re-routing power from Nightcrawler's holo-watch. Watch this!" he replied with a heavy Russian accent and suddenly Me/Yuri fizzled away and was replaced by everyone, one after another after another after another after another after.
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The next morning, the professor tried to call Yuri to the medical wing using telepathy, but still only got what he called ' Psychic Static'. So he sent kitty to go and fetch him. After a few Russian cuss words and a problem putting on his socks, Yuri was down in the medical wing with the professor. The professor promptly greeted Yuri, but got only in return a curt " Dobrea Utra". The reason the professor called him down however was to administer some tests. All hell broke loose in the medical wing of the Xaivier Institute
****************************** So there you go. Chap six. Don't worry, it won't be a fem. slash. Please review with that little button down there. Suggestions welcome.
Until the next chapter.