I dun own Hey Arnold. If I did, there would be TJM, The Pitakis, a whole
new series, etc. etc. I also don't own Pochohontas. If I did, I wouldn't
have the guts to admit it. For Images on this fan-fic, go to
Cast Members
Pocahontas/Hellahontas/Helga Pitaki
John Smith/Arnold Smith/Arnold
Grandmother Willow/Madam Willow/Madam Blanche
Meeko/Moniter Leko/MoniterLizard
Flit/Plit/Parrot From "Helga's Parrot"
Governor Ratcliffe/Curlyiffe/Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Thomas/Gerals/Gerald Johansson
Kocoum/Brain Dawg/Brainy
Ben/Stinken/Stinky Peterson
Percy/Abny/Abner
Kekata/Pookata/a.k.a Geritude)
Powhatan/Bobhaten/Big Bob Pitaki
Nakoma/Phoebema/Phoebe Hyerdahl
Wiggins/Eugins/Eugene Horitz (???)
Lon/Sin/Sid
Namontack/Iggtack/Iggy
Narrarator/Me/Juliana
It all started on a foggy, misty gray day. The crew were sayin their goodbyes ((*cough*andlast*cough* )) to their 'loved ones' like it was the end of their world, and settling into the ship they were sailing in. Little did they know that harmony would soon turn to treachourus, reckless behavoir.
Curlyiffe: Oi! Let's go now, are we dun be late!
It was at that moment that Eugins, Gerals, Arnold Smith, Stinken, Sin and the rest of the crew came sloshing around the corner, with mugs filled to the rim with Brandy.
Gerals: Well that was sure a refreshing blast!!!
Curlyiffe: Trouble on the deck???
Eugins tripped on a rope, his mug slipping out of his hand as it came to a crash on the hard wood floorboards.
Eugins: I'm okay!!
Curlyiffe: You couple of saps!! Who do you think you are?? Here I am trying to bring you all to the New Land's we'll claim to be ours and all you do is binge!! You guys are pathetic!! .o WHAT do you all have to say for yourselves?!
Arnold Smith: ::censored::
Crew: o.O;;
This blew Curlyiffe over the edge.
Curlyiffe: YOU GET YOURSELFS BACK INTO POSITION BEFORE I FEED YOU ALL TO THE SHARKS!!!!!! AN YOU!! ::points to Eugins:: YOU!! YOU of all people! You're my most trusted sailor! And this is how you repay me??
Eugins was speechless as he stared down at the wood beneath his feet. The rest of the crew tried to muffle their laughter as Curlyiffe nearly cussed him out.
Curlyiffe: Nevermind this. You have reached the ends of my straws, if there be anymore messing around on my deck it'll be your butt!!
Curlyiffe stood with his back to the crew and placed his hands on the edge of the ship and slowly inhaled.
Sinken: Would you like us to leave so you can say all them bad words now?
Curlyiffe: Yes, that would be great. Thanks.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Meanwhile....back on an island in who-the-hell-knows-where.....wifes and family run to greet ther husbands/family whom were fighting in battle.
Bobhaten: Ingapowa all! I am glad to be back away from the famined diseased battlefield.
Pookata: Yeah that's real great. What about your daughter? Aren't you glad to see her??
Bobhaten: Well yeah, but...hey, where is she anyway?? I need to talk with her.
Pookata: She has her mother's spirit...maybe she's binging.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Hellahontas continued to write down poetry in a little book that was held together with thin leather straps on the edge of a cliff.
Hellahontas: When born under Venus, look for the-
Phoebema: -hey Hellahontas!! Your father will be here any minute and you'd better be back soon or he'll skin you!!
Phoebema called from the bottom of the cliff, as she sat in a canoe in a small lake surrounding the cliff. Hellahontas rolled her eyes. She stood up and placed the book inside her frock, *cough*whereshestoreseverythiselse*cough* and slowly took a step back. She aimed both of her arms in the air and took one foot of the groud. That small section where her foot was crumbled. Hellahontas lost her balance and fell off of the cliff and into the water.
Phoebema: This has gotta be good...
Hellahontas panicked and tried to lean her body head first into the water as she fell through the air, only to have her body slam into the water, forming a bellyflop. Phoebema tried to control her laughter. There was a long silence.
Phoebema: Uh..Hellahontas...? Where are you?
Phoebema started panicking as she tried looking farther into the water for Hellahontas. Phobema dived into the water, searching for Hellahontas. She found Hellahontas, with her foot tangled into a weeds that were floating on the bottom of the lake. She pulled her out, and they both swam to the surface. Hellahontas's face and arms were a bright red from the compact it had made with the water.
Phoebema: I can't believe you, why can't you just take the trail back to the huts instead of preforming some show and almost getting yourself killed like a human?
Hellahontas: Yeah yeah, just get in the boat.
Hellahontas was obviously embarressed as Phoebema paddled the boat slowly towards the shore and onto land. They anchored the small canoe to a nearby tree.
Hellahontas: Come on, I'll race you back to the huts.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Hellahontas and Phoebema arrived just as Bobhaten was congratulating Brain Dawg.
Bobhaten: I am pleased to annouce that it was Brain Dawg that fought the hardest and bravest of all He has proven himself worthy!
Phoebema: Ohh...he is so fine! What do you think?
Hellahontas: I have no comment...;;
Bobhaten:We will feast tonight in his honor!
The crowd cheers and Hellahontas runs to greet her father.
Bobhaten: Daughter!
Hellahontas: Wingapo father!
Bobhaten: It's great to be back and to see people I actually recognize. but now I need to talk to you about something.
INSIDE THE LONGHOUSE:
Hellahontas:Father, I've been having this nightmare. It's a spinning arrow, like it's leading me into a direction. Like some big things are going to happen!
Bobhaten: Big things are going to happen. Brain Dawg has asked to seek your hand in marriage. He will make a fine husband..not that I would know.
Hellahontas: You're kidding...-I mean, but he's so...serious and gross.
Bobhaten: But he is sincere and loyal. I think it's the right path for you.
Hellahontas: Uh...dad, that's really....mythical and everything, but I really would prefer not to have to marry Brain Dawg.
Bobhaten: Don't worry, he'll make a good husband, and you need some social life anyway. And I think it's the right path for you.
Bobhaten left the hut as Hellahontas stood by herself with Leeko and Plit.
Hellahontas: Great. Another moral delimma. If I marry Brain Dawg, I wouldn't be happy but every one else will, if I DON'T marry him, everyone won't like it, but then they'll hate me. Hellahontas thought to her self. Ha! No choice.
Cast Members
Pocahontas/Hellahontas/Helga Pitaki
John Smith/Arnold Smith/Arnold
Grandmother Willow/Madam Willow/Madam Blanche
Meeko/Moniter Leko/MoniterLizard
Flit/Plit/Parrot From "Helga's Parrot"
Governor Ratcliffe/Curlyiffe/Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Thomas/Gerals/Gerald Johansson
Kocoum/Brain Dawg/Brainy
Ben/Stinken/Stinky Peterson
Percy/Abny/Abner
Kekata/Pookata/a.k.a Geritude)
Powhatan/Bobhaten/Big Bob Pitaki
Nakoma/Phoebema/Phoebe Hyerdahl
Wiggins/Eugins/Eugene Horitz (???)
Lon/Sin/Sid
Namontack/Iggtack/Iggy
Narrarator/Me/Juliana
It all started on a foggy, misty gray day. The crew were sayin their goodbyes ((*cough*andlast*cough* )) to their 'loved ones' like it was the end of their world, and settling into the ship they were sailing in. Little did they know that harmony would soon turn to treachourus, reckless behavoir.
Curlyiffe: Oi! Let's go now, are we dun be late!
It was at that moment that Eugins, Gerals, Arnold Smith, Stinken, Sin and the rest of the crew came sloshing around the corner, with mugs filled to the rim with Brandy.
Gerals: Well that was sure a refreshing blast!!!
Curlyiffe: Trouble on the deck???
Eugins tripped on a rope, his mug slipping out of his hand as it came to a crash on the hard wood floorboards.
Eugins: I'm okay!!
Curlyiffe: You couple of saps!! Who do you think you are?? Here I am trying to bring you all to the New Land's we'll claim to be ours and all you do is binge!! You guys are pathetic!! .o WHAT do you all have to say for yourselves?!
Arnold Smith: ::censored::
Crew: o.O;;
This blew Curlyiffe over the edge.
Curlyiffe: YOU GET YOURSELFS BACK INTO POSITION BEFORE I FEED YOU ALL TO THE SHARKS!!!!!! AN YOU!! ::points to Eugins:: YOU!! YOU of all people! You're my most trusted sailor! And this is how you repay me??
Eugins was speechless as he stared down at the wood beneath his feet. The rest of the crew tried to muffle their laughter as Curlyiffe nearly cussed him out.
Curlyiffe: Nevermind this. You have reached the ends of my straws, if there be anymore messing around on my deck it'll be your butt!!
Curlyiffe stood with his back to the crew and placed his hands on the edge of the ship and slowly inhaled.
Sinken: Would you like us to leave so you can say all them bad words now?
Curlyiffe: Yes, that would be great. Thanks.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Meanwhile....back on an island in who-the-hell-knows-where.....wifes and family run to greet ther husbands/family whom were fighting in battle.
Bobhaten: Ingapowa all! I am glad to be back away from the famined diseased battlefield.
Pookata: Yeah that's real great. What about your daughter? Aren't you glad to see her??
Bobhaten: Well yeah, but...hey, where is she anyway?? I need to talk with her.
Pookata: She has her mother's spirit...maybe she's binging.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Hellahontas continued to write down poetry in a little book that was held together with thin leather straps on the edge of a cliff.
Hellahontas: When born under Venus, look for the-
Phoebema: -hey Hellahontas!! Your father will be here any minute and you'd better be back soon or he'll skin you!!
Phoebema called from the bottom of the cliff, as she sat in a canoe in a small lake surrounding the cliff. Hellahontas rolled her eyes. She stood up and placed the book inside her frock, *cough*whereshestoreseverythiselse*cough* and slowly took a step back. She aimed both of her arms in the air and took one foot of the groud. That small section where her foot was crumbled. Hellahontas lost her balance and fell off of the cliff and into the water.
Phoebema: This has gotta be good...
Hellahontas panicked and tried to lean her body head first into the water as she fell through the air, only to have her body slam into the water, forming a bellyflop. Phoebema tried to control her laughter. There was a long silence.
Phoebema: Uh..Hellahontas...? Where are you?
Phoebema started panicking as she tried looking farther into the water for Hellahontas. Phobema dived into the water, searching for Hellahontas. She found Hellahontas, with her foot tangled into a weeds that were floating on the bottom of the lake. She pulled her out, and they both swam to the surface. Hellahontas's face and arms were a bright red from the compact it had made with the water.
Phoebema: I can't believe you, why can't you just take the trail back to the huts instead of preforming some show and almost getting yourself killed like a human?
Hellahontas: Yeah yeah, just get in the boat.
Hellahontas was obviously embarressed as Phoebema paddled the boat slowly towards the shore and onto land. They anchored the small canoe to a nearby tree.
Hellahontas: Come on, I'll race you back to the huts.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Hellahontas and Phoebema arrived just as Bobhaten was congratulating Brain Dawg.
Bobhaten: I am pleased to annouce that it was Brain Dawg that fought the hardest and bravest of all He has proven himself worthy!
Phoebema: Ohh...he is so fine! What do you think?
Hellahontas: I have no comment...;;
Bobhaten:We will feast tonight in his honor!
The crowd cheers and Hellahontas runs to greet her father.
Bobhaten: Daughter!
Hellahontas: Wingapo father!
Bobhaten: It's great to be back and to see people I actually recognize. but now I need to talk to you about something.
INSIDE THE LONGHOUSE:
Hellahontas:Father, I've been having this nightmare. It's a spinning arrow, like it's leading me into a direction. Like some big things are going to happen!
Bobhaten: Big things are going to happen. Brain Dawg has asked to seek your hand in marriage. He will make a fine husband..not that I would know.
Hellahontas: You're kidding...-I mean, but he's so...serious and gross.
Bobhaten: But he is sincere and loyal. I think it's the right path for you.
Hellahontas: Uh...dad, that's really....mythical and everything, but I really would prefer not to have to marry Brain Dawg.
Bobhaten: Don't worry, he'll make a good husband, and you need some social life anyway. And I think it's the right path for you.
Bobhaten left the hut as Hellahontas stood by herself with Leeko and Plit.
Hellahontas: Great. Another moral delimma. If I marry Brain Dawg, I wouldn't be happy but every one else will, if I DON'T marry him, everyone won't like it, but then they'll hate me. Hellahontas thought to her self. Ha! No choice.