Meanwhile...back near the shores of the lakes the ship was just anchoring
and settling. The crew stood on the main deck and looked at the forest
surrounding the lake.
Curlyiffe: Smell that?? That's the smell of New Land and gold. MONEY! We'll be rich after we jump those savages for their riches, if there be any.
Arnold Smith: Well come on men! We didn't come here to sit here with our thumbs up our asses and stare at the view.
Sin: Only YOU would to that Smith.
The crew finished anchoring and got into a canoe, then slowly rowed to shore. They all got out and Arnold Smith was distracted as he slowly started climbing up a hill and onto a tree branch.
Sin: Hey, Smith? Where are you going?
Arnold Smith: To get a better look.
Arnold Smith wandered around the forest for a couple hours till he saw a small lake and waterfall nearby. He walked towards it and cupped water into his hands. In the water he saw a slight reflection of a person. He quickly turned around and saw a person. It wasn't a white person, but a 'savage.'
Arnold Smith slowly stood up. The figure didn't move. Arnold Smith took a small step towards it, but the second his foot touched the water, the figure sprinted across the rocks. Arnold quickly chased her. He started running after her, and then there was an odd silence. Arnold slowly stepped back, keeping an eye out for the figure. He heard a twig snap and quickly spun around. He saw the face of a young 'savage.' Arnold tripped backwards and fell on his ass.
Arnold Smith: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hellahontas: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
There was a small silence.
Hellahontas: AHHHHHH!!!
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!!!!!!
Hellahontas froze as Arnold Smith continued screaming.
Hellahontas: ...()
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Hellahontas stood up.
Hellahontas: Udeda! Eepka tia ownda! Uoya antwa ota etga sua illedka???
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Hellahontas: Hatta lsoaa eansma ouya anca topsa creamingsa!!!
Arnold stopped screaming and stood up, figuring she was harmless.
Arnold Smith: Uh...sorry...about...that...aheheh.
Arnold Smith: What did you say?
Hellahontas: It's called pig latin.
Arnold Smith: Who are you?
Hellahontas: Who am I?!?! Who are you?!?!
Arnold Smith hesitated before saying his name.
Arnold Smith: My name is, Arnold Smith. Yours?
Hellahontas figured it was safe to tell him her name is he had told her his.
Hellahontas: My name..is Hellahontas.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Curlyiffe: That's it, that's it, put your backs into it you bunch of slackers!!
The crew continues as Curlyiffe walks around making sure they are digging.
Curlyiffe:Finding anything yet?
Gerals: Nothing but rocks and animal droppings.
Sin: Gosh, how long are we going to keep diggin like this?
Stinken: Yeah! Here we are slaving away day and night for-
Curlyiffe: For me, I know, I know, I also feel your pain. Eugins!! Come here and get rid of this chicken bone!
Eugins runs up to Curlyiffe and takes the bare chicken bone. He waves it in front of Abny. Abny siiffs it then runs away squealing. He came to a quick halt when he ran behind a bush and onto the feet of Brain Dawg. Surrounding him were several Indians. Abny's squeals were now louder than ever.
Sin: Boy Howdy!! Indians!!
Curlyiffe: Don't just stand there, men, SHOOT THEM!!
There is a brief silence over the whole site, and all at once the indians shoot the crew with arrows while the crew attack the indians with guns. There is battle for serveral minutes until Iggtack got hit where-the-sun- don't-shine by a stray bullet.
Brain Dawg: Iggtack!!
Iggtack lied in the dirt in pain. Brain Dawg picked up Iggtack and slung him over the shoulders.
Brain Dawg: Back to the village!! We can't fight them yet!!
The crew continued shooting until they saw the the indians have left.
Curlyiffe: They'll be back and when they do, you'll all fight like real men!! Until then, continue digging.
INSIDE A HUT IN THE VILLAGE:
Pookata sprinkles turtle flakes over Iggtacks' wound, while Bobhaten mutters to himself.
Bobhaten: First they invade part of our land and now this....
Pookata: This is a strange wound.
Bobhaten: That's it...Brain Dawg, we will fight these...people. Send messages to every village and we will battle with these white demons.
Bobhaten steps outside the hut and into the large crowd of people.
Bobhaten: These white people are very dangerous!! And no one is to go near them- or else.
Bobhaten dragged a finger across his neck.
Curlyiffe: Smell that?? That's the smell of New Land and gold. MONEY! We'll be rich after we jump those savages for their riches, if there be any.
Arnold Smith: Well come on men! We didn't come here to sit here with our thumbs up our asses and stare at the view.
Sin: Only YOU would to that Smith.
The crew finished anchoring and got into a canoe, then slowly rowed to shore. They all got out and Arnold Smith was distracted as he slowly started climbing up a hill and onto a tree branch.
Sin: Hey, Smith? Where are you going?
Arnold Smith: To get a better look.
Arnold Smith wandered around the forest for a couple hours till he saw a small lake and waterfall nearby. He walked towards it and cupped water into his hands. In the water he saw a slight reflection of a person. He quickly turned around and saw a person. It wasn't a white person, but a 'savage.'
Arnold Smith slowly stood up. The figure didn't move. Arnold Smith took a small step towards it, but the second his foot touched the water, the figure sprinted across the rocks. Arnold quickly chased her. He started running after her, and then there was an odd silence. Arnold slowly stepped back, keeping an eye out for the figure. He heard a twig snap and quickly spun around. He saw the face of a young 'savage.' Arnold tripped backwards and fell on his ass.
Arnold Smith: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hellahontas: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
There was a small silence.
Hellahontas: AHHHHHH!!!
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!!!!!!
Hellahontas froze as Arnold Smith continued screaming.
Hellahontas: ...()
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Hellahontas stood up.
Hellahontas: Udeda! Eepka tia ownda! Uoya antwa ota etga sua illedka???
Arnold Smith: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Hellahontas: Hatta lsoaa eansma ouya anca topsa creamingsa!!!
Arnold stopped screaming and stood up, figuring she was harmless.
Arnold Smith: Uh...sorry...about...that...aheheh.
Arnold Smith: What did you say?
Hellahontas: It's called pig latin.
Arnold Smith: Who are you?
Hellahontas: Who am I?!?! Who are you?!?!
Arnold Smith hesitated before saying his name.
Arnold Smith: My name is, Arnold Smith. Yours?
Hellahontas figured it was safe to tell him her name is he had told her his.
Hellahontas: My name..is Hellahontas.
*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~
Curlyiffe: That's it, that's it, put your backs into it you bunch of slackers!!
The crew continues as Curlyiffe walks around making sure they are digging.
Curlyiffe:Finding anything yet?
Gerals: Nothing but rocks and animal droppings.
Sin: Gosh, how long are we going to keep diggin like this?
Stinken: Yeah! Here we are slaving away day and night for-
Curlyiffe: For me, I know, I know, I also feel your pain. Eugins!! Come here and get rid of this chicken bone!
Eugins runs up to Curlyiffe and takes the bare chicken bone. He waves it in front of Abny. Abny siiffs it then runs away squealing. He came to a quick halt when he ran behind a bush and onto the feet of Brain Dawg. Surrounding him were several Indians. Abny's squeals were now louder than ever.
Sin: Boy Howdy!! Indians!!
Curlyiffe: Don't just stand there, men, SHOOT THEM!!
There is a brief silence over the whole site, and all at once the indians shoot the crew with arrows while the crew attack the indians with guns. There is battle for serveral minutes until Iggtack got hit where-the-sun- don't-shine by a stray bullet.
Brain Dawg: Iggtack!!
Iggtack lied in the dirt in pain. Brain Dawg picked up Iggtack and slung him over the shoulders.
Brain Dawg: Back to the village!! We can't fight them yet!!
The crew continued shooting until they saw the the indians have left.
Curlyiffe: They'll be back and when they do, you'll all fight like real men!! Until then, continue digging.
INSIDE A HUT IN THE VILLAGE:
Pookata sprinkles turtle flakes over Iggtacks' wound, while Bobhaten mutters to himself.
Bobhaten: First they invade part of our land and now this....
Pookata: This is a strange wound.
Bobhaten: That's it...Brain Dawg, we will fight these...people. Send messages to every village and we will battle with these white demons.
Bobhaten steps outside the hut and into the large crowd of people.
Bobhaten: These white people are very dangerous!! And no one is to go near them- or else.
Bobhaten dragged a finger across his neck.