"JAMESTOWN"
It's pouring down rain and the crew are making a barricade.
Stinken: Come on, let's get this over with.
Crew: Push!
Sin: Uh oh, it's slipping!!
Stinken: Come on, push, push...there we have it!
Gerals: That'll teach those savages, oi Arnold?
Arnold Smith: What? ;;
Gerals: You sick or something? You've been awfully quiet for the last few day, maybe-
Sin: -he's just jealous cause he missed out on all the action.
Gerals: Don't worry, your time will come.
Sin: Yeah! We'll rid this land of cavemen like we've done to the other New Lands eh mates?
Stinken: You shut your face and get back to work you howlin peice of-
Sin: -oh brother, where's your sense of fun??
Stinken: Fun?! FUN?!
Sin: Why is that everytime I'M having fun...it's wrong??
Stinken: Well here's we all are, working in the rain, cold, and with no food, while CURLYIFFE sits in his cozy little tent as happy as a clown!!
CURLYIFFES TENT:
Curlyiffe: I'm SCREWED!! I should be swimming in gold by now! And I haven't seen a single peice of it!! Not ONE!! What am I doing wrong?? What am I over looking??
Eugins: ACCCK!!!! I...I...
Curlyiffe spun around, and saw Eugene with an arrow through his hand.
Curlyiffe: You take that silly thing off!! This is no time for...wait a minute....
Curlyiffe snatched to arrow out of his hand as Eugene winced in pain and "acked" again.
Eugns: I'm okay v.v;;
Curlyiffe: Eugins!! Why do you think those heathens attacked us? Answer me boy!!
Eugins: Because we stole their land, dug up their earth and chopped down their trees?
Curlyiffe hit Eugene on the head with a rolled up map.
Curlyffe: No, you moron! It's the gold and they don't want to share it with us!! Well, I'll tell them this..if they don't want to give it too us...I'll have to take it, by force!!
Eugins: Here we go again...;;
Curlyiffe: : )
NEAR THE BARRICADE, SIN AND STINKEN ARE LAYING DOWN, RESTING; CURLYIFFE AWAKES THEM.
Curlyiffe: You there! Where's Smith??
Sin: Uh, well...::looks around:: he left.
Stinken: Yeah! You're singing must have scared him off!
Curlyiffe: Argh! Well for heaven's sake GO GET HIM!!
Sin: What if we run into the indians??
Curlyiffe: That's what GUNS are for!! Now get a move on!!
A CORNFEILD:
Phobema and Hellahontas are gathering corn in baskets.
Bobhaten: What are you doing here? You should be inside the village.
Phoebema: We're collecting food for when the warriors arrive.
Bobhaten: Okay, fine, but don't wander, now's not the time for that.
In a whiny/annoying voice: Hellahontas: Yes dad.
Bobhaten: When you wear that, it reminds you of your mother.
Hellahontas: Yeah, I guess I miss her too.
Bobhaten: Although she is worm chow, she is still with us today. You know, our people look to her for wisdom- Phoebema, get that smirk off your face!!- and someday, our people will look up to you too.
Bobhaten saw the look on Hellahontas's face.
Bobhaten: No pressure, I'll send for Brain Dawg. ::leaves::
Phoebema: What is it??
Hellahontas: What?
Phoebema: You're freakin hiding something!! Just tell me. I promise, you can trust me.
All of a sudden, Arnold came through the corn feilds.
Arnold Smith: Hello Hellahontas!
Phoebema: It's one of them!!
Arnold Smith: ^^
Hellahontas: What are you doing here??
Arnold Smith: I wanted to see you again!
Phoebema: Again?!
Hellahontas quickly coverd Phoebema's mouth, thinking fast.
Hellahontas: Uhm..quick, come here. Phoebema, please, don't tell!!
Hellahontas grabbed Arnold's arm and led him away from the corn feild and into the forest.
Phoebema: ;;
Suddenly Brain Dawg appeared right after Arnold and Hellahontas left.
Brain Dawg: Where's Hellahontas?
Phoebema: She...well...I...I haven't seen her.
Brain Dawg: Demmit, she can't keep running off like that...tell her. She listens to you.
Phoebema: Okay...I will.
Brain Dawg left. Phoebema rolled her eyes and tossed another ear of corn into her basket.
Phoebema: Like hell she does...
It's pouring down rain and the crew are making a barricade.
Stinken: Come on, let's get this over with.
Crew: Push!
Sin: Uh oh, it's slipping!!
Stinken: Come on, push, push...there we have it!
Gerals: That'll teach those savages, oi Arnold?
Arnold Smith: What? ;;
Gerals: You sick or something? You've been awfully quiet for the last few day, maybe-
Sin: -he's just jealous cause he missed out on all the action.
Gerals: Don't worry, your time will come.
Sin: Yeah! We'll rid this land of cavemen like we've done to the other New Lands eh mates?
Stinken: You shut your face and get back to work you howlin peice of-
Sin: -oh brother, where's your sense of fun??
Stinken: Fun?! FUN?!
Sin: Why is that everytime I'M having fun...it's wrong??
Stinken: Well here's we all are, working in the rain, cold, and with no food, while CURLYIFFE sits in his cozy little tent as happy as a clown!!
CURLYIFFES TENT:
Curlyiffe: I'm SCREWED!! I should be swimming in gold by now! And I haven't seen a single peice of it!! Not ONE!! What am I doing wrong?? What am I over looking??
Eugins: ACCCK!!!! I...I...
Curlyiffe spun around, and saw Eugene with an arrow through his hand.
Curlyiffe: You take that silly thing off!! This is no time for...wait a minute....
Curlyiffe snatched to arrow out of his hand as Eugene winced in pain and "acked" again.
Eugns: I'm okay v.v;;
Curlyiffe: Eugins!! Why do you think those heathens attacked us? Answer me boy!!
Eugins: Because we stole their land, dug up their earth and chopped down their trees?
Curlyiffe hit Eugene on the head with a rolled up map.
Curlyffe: No, you moron! It's the gold and they don't want to share it with us!! Well, I'll tell them this..if they don't want to give it too us...I'll have to take it, by force!!
Eugins: Here we go again...;;
Curlyiffe: : )
NEAR THE BARRICADE, SIN AND STINKEN ARE LAYING DOWN, RESTING; CURLYIFFE AWAKES THEM.
Curlyiffe: You there! Where's Smith??
Sin: Uh, well...::looks around:: he left.
Stinken: Yeah! You're singing must have scared him off!
Curlyiffe: Argh! Well for heaven's sake GO GET HIM!!
Sin: What if we run into the indians??
Curlyiffe: That's what GUNS are for!! Now get a move on!!
A CORNFEILD:
Phobema and Hellahontas are gathering corn in baskets.
Bobhaten: What are you doing here? You should be inside the village.
Phoebema: We're collecting food for when the warriors arrive.
Bobhaten: Okay, fine, but don't wander, now's not the time for that.
In a whiny/annoying voice: Hellahontas: Yes dad.
Bobhaten: When you wear that, it reminds you of your mother.
Hellahontas: Yeah, I guess I miss her too.
Bobhaten: Although she is worm chow, she is still with us today. You know, our people look to her for wisdom- Phoebema, get that smirk off your face!!- and someday, our people will look up to you too.
Bobhaten saw the look on Hellahontas's face.
Bobhaten: No pressure, I'll send for Brain Dawg. ::leaves::
Phoebema: What is it??
Hellahontas: What?
Phoebema: You're freakin hiding something!! Just tell me. I promise, you can trust me.
All of a sudden, Arnold came through the corn feilds.
Arnold Smith: Hello Hellahontas!
Phoebema: It's one of them!!
Arnold Smith: ^^
Hellahontas: What are you doing here??
Arnold Smith: I wanted to see you again!
Phoebema: Again?!
Hellahontas quickly coverd Phoebema's mouth, thinking fast.
Hellahontas: Uhm..quick, come here. Phoebema, please, don't tell!!
Hellahontas grabbed Arnold's arm and led him away from the corn feild and into the forest.
Phoebema: ;;
Suddenly Brain Dawg appeared right after Arnold and Hellahontas left.
Brain Dawg: Where's Hellahontas?
Phoebema: She...well...I...I haven't seen her.
Brain Dawg: Demmit, she can't keep running off like that...tell her. She listens to you.
Phoebema: Okay...I will.
Brain Dawg left. Phoebema rolled her eyes and tossed another ear of corn into her basket.
Phoebema: Like hell she does...