SCENE: BY MADAM WILLOW:
Arnold smith: Wow, this place is so tight! I can't believe we came all this way just to chop it up for gold.
Hellahontas: Huh?
Arnold Smith: Oh. Gold. It's a bright yellow, hard, and really valuable.
Hellahontas stuck her pinkie into her hear and pulled out ear wax.
Hellahontas: Here! We have lots of it! I have a collection back at the village.
Arnold winced.
Arnold Smith: Uh....not that...gold....here. This is gold.
Arnold pulled out a small gold coin from his pocket.
Hellahontas: Oh...well, we don't have any of that here.
Arnold Smith: Ha! Curlyiffe's screwed then...I wonder what the other men'll say...
Hellahontas: Will you guys leave?
Arnold Smith: Probably yeah. Except for maybe Curlyiffe...
Hellahontas: Will you go home?
Arnold Smith: I don't really have a home, persay, I just..live in England.
Hellahontas: You could stay here!!
Arnold Smith: Hehehe! ^^v
All of a sudden, a face appeared on the bark of the large willow they were sitting next too. Hellahontas gave herself an evil grin.
Arnold Smith: What the hell??
Hellahontas:...did you see something?
Arnold rubbed his eyes.
Arnold Smith: No, I didn't...or did I...?
Madam Willow's face reappeared.
Madam Willow: Hello, Hellahontas.
Arnold Smith jumped up and took out his gun that was slung over his shoulder.
Arnold Smith: Holy shit!!! A talking tree!! What is this?! Some kind of wacky cult?? Who are you and what have you done with this tree??
All of a sudden a vine from the tree grabbed onto his gun, and threw it into the water. The face on the tree scowled.
Madam Willow: Calm yourself boy!!!
Hellahontas: Dude, just relax, it's okay.
Arnold Smith: Well it's not everyday I see a talking tree.
Hellahontas: But it's okay. She's perfectly safe.
Arnold Smith slowly walked towards the face of the tree. He looked like he'd shit his pants any second.
Arnold Smith: Uhh...wel...um. Hi..I'm..Arnold Smith.
Madam Willow: Darn glad to meet ya Arnold.
Just then, Arnold heard Stinken and Sin.
Stinken: Hey Arnold! Where are you?
Arnold Smith: ::whispering:: We can't let them see us!
Madam Willow: Over here!
Arnold Smith and Hellahontas quickly hid behind the bark of Grandmother Willow.
Sin: This place really freaks me out...what if we see and indian??
Stinken: You shoot them.
Madam Willow raised a tree root, causing Stinken and Sid to fall.
Stinken: Watch where you're going!!
Sin: But it wasn't me! It was the tree.
Stinken: Oh yeah...here's a possessed tree, that just felt like trippin us-
Stinken and Sin both froze when they saw the tree's roots go back down.
Sin: Let's get out of here!!
Madam Willow whipped Sin and Stinken on their butts, as they both yelled out in pain.
Stinken: Gee Willikers!! Something here isn't right!! RUN!!!
Sin: What about Arnold??
Stinken: Screw him, he shouldn't have run off like that!!
Stinken and Sid nervously scampered away from the tree and back to "Jamestown."
Arnold Smith: Wow, thanks alot, I'm glad you're on our side.
Madam WiIlow: Well those sayings aren't true.." You CAN teach an old hag like me new tricks." ^^
Arnold Smith: Well...I guess I should go back to the site before they send a search party.
Hellahontas: Not so fast! I have to see you again!
Arnold Smith: Okay..then meet me here tonight later.
Hellahontas: Okay then.
Arnold Smith: Later Days!
Hellahontas: ^.~3
Arnold smith: Wow, this place is so tight! I can't believe we came all this way just to chop it up for gold.
Hellahontas: Huh?
Arnold Smith: Oh. Gold. It's a bright yellow, hard, and really valuable.
Hellahontas stuck her pinkie into her hear and pulled out ear wax.
Hellahontas: Here! We have lots of it! I have a collection back at the village.
Arnold winced.
Arnold Smith: Uh....not that...gold....here. This is gold.
Arnold pulled out a small gold coin from his pocket.
Hellahontas: Oh...well, we don't have any of that here.
Arnold Smith: Ha! Curlyiffe's screwed then...I wonder what the other men'll say...
Hellahontas: Will you guys leave?
Arnold Smith: Probably yeah. Except for maybe Curlyiffe...
Hellahontas: Will you go home?
Arnold Smith: I don't really have a home, persay, I just..live in England.
Hellahontas: You could stay here!!
Arnold Smith: Hehehe! ^^v
All of a sudden, a face appeared on the bark of the large willow they were sitting next too. Hellahontas gave herself an evil grin.
Arnold Smith: What the hell??
Hellahontas:...did you see something?
Arnold rubbed his eyes.
Arnold Smith: No, I didn't...or did I...?
Madam Willow's face reappeared.
Madam Willow: Hello, Hellahontas.
Arnold Smith jumped up and took out his gun that was slung over his shoulder.
Arnold Smith: Holy shit!!! A talking tree!! What is this?! Some kind of wacky cult?? Who are you and what have you done with this tree??
All of a sudden a vine from the tree grabbed onto his gun, and threw it into the water. The face on the tree scowled.
Madam Willow: Calm yourself boy!!!
Hellahontas: Dude, just relax, it's okay.
Arnold Smith: Well it's not everyday I see a talking tree.
Hellahontas: But it's okay. She's perfectly safe.
Arnold Smith slowly walked towards the face of the tree. He looked like he'd shit his pants any second.
Arnold Smith: Uhh...wel...um. Hi..I'm..Arnold Smith.
Madam Willow: Darn glad to meet ya Arnold.
Just then, Arnold heard Stinken and Sin.
Stinken: Hey Arnold! Where are you?
Arnold Smith: ::whispering:: We can't let them see us!
Madam Willow: Over here!
Arnold Smith and Hellahontas quickly hid behind the bark of Grandmother Willow.
Sin: This place really freaks me out...what if we see and indian??
Stinken: You shoot them.
Madam Willow raised a tree root, causing Stinken and Sid to fall.
Stinken: Watch where you're going!!
Sin: But it wasn't me! It was the tree.
Stinken: Oh yeah...here's a possessed tree, that just felt like trippin us-
Stinken and Sin both froze when they saw the tree's roots go back down.
Sin: Let's get out of here!!
Madam Willow whipped Sin and Stinken on their butts, as they both yelled out in pain.
Stinken: Gee Willikers!! Something here isn't right!! RUN!!!
Sin: What about Arnold??
Stinken: Screw him, he shouldn't have run off like that!!
Stinken and Sid nervously scampered away from the tree and back to "Jamestown."
Arnold Smith: Wow, thanks alot, I'm glad you're on our side.
Madam WiIlow: Well those sayings aren't true.." You CAN teach an old hag like me new tricks." ^^
Arnold Smith: Well...I guess I should go back to the site before they send a search party.
Hellahontas: Not so fast! I have to see you again!
Arnold Smith: Okay..then meet me here tonight later.
Hellahontas: Okay then.
Arnold Smith: Later Days!
Hellahontas: ^.~3