*********************
Hellahontas slowly sneaks out of the village at night.
Phoebema: What are you doing??
Hellahontas: Oh..uh...hi ^^;;
Phoebema: You can't go out there again! I already lied for you once, and I'm not about to do it again!
Hellahontas: I have to do this!
Phoebema: You don't have to do anything. And if you go, you'll be turning your back on your own people, and plus, your dad will skin you!
Hellahontas: Hey! heyheyheyheyhey! I'm trying to help my people!
Phoebema: Argh! Look don't-
Hellahontas: -I know what I'm doing!
Hellahontas ran off into the cornfield before Phoebema could say anything. She slumped to the ground and put her hand on her face.
Phoebema: Why do I even bother ()
********************
Arnold Smith was at the site, then causiously left to meet Hellahontas. The other men were around a fire, but Gerals had seen his shadow. He followed Arnold and saw him leaving the site from the gates. Gerals gulped. He picked up a gun and followed Arnold Smith into the forest. But mean while...in the indian village...
Phoebema: Brain Dawg, there's something I have to tell you...
Brain Dawg looked up from sharpening his knife.
Brain Dawg: Oh no...I sense an embaressing confession coming up...
Phoebema: Well..it's Hellahontas. I think...she's in trouble.
******************
Madam Willow: What is it??
Hellahontas: Shit..I'm in a rut. The warriors have arrived and there gonna be a battle with the white men tommorrow!!
Arnold Smith: [runs up to her] Hellahontas! Hellahontas! Listen to me! Our men are planning to attack your village! You have to warn them!
Hellahontas: Oh, perfect! [panicky voice] Our warriors'll attack to tommorrow also! They have to talk this out or something...
Arnold Smith: I know, but talking won't do any good!
Hellahontas: I know...but...we have to try something.
Arnold Smith: Well...we could try...talking it out with your leader...
Hellahontas: We could, but I hope it'll work, and I hope he'll listen.
Arnold Smith: So it's settled! Tommorrow morning, we'll talk to them.
Hellahontas: Great!
Madam Willow: Well you just hope that they WILL listen.
Hellahontas: Oh! Arnold! I want to show you something! Come up here!
Arnold gave Hellahontas a puzzled look as she started climbing up the branches of the willow tree.
Arnold Smith: Oh...okay...
Arnold started climbing up the tree branches, catching up with Hellahontas. They were both at the very top of the tree when a branch Hellahontas's foot was supporting cracked. Arnold grabbed Hellahontas's arm.
Hellahontas: You know...I've been going through alot of hell since I met you...
Arnold Smith: Oh you be quiet, and pray that I don't sprain my arms.
Arnold tried pulling Hellahontas up on a safe branch.
Madam Willow: Sorry bout that!
Arnold continued pulling Hellahontas, till his hat flew off, and as a natural reaction he reached one of his arms up and grabbed for it.
Hellahontas: Nice one!
Arnold Smith lost his balance and he and Hellahontas both fell to the ground, hitting body parts against the tree branches. They landed with a hard thud on the ground...Arnold on top of Hellahontas.
Squirrels and Other critters: x.X;;
Madam Willow: Oh dear!
Madam Willow quickly lifted the vines and covered the eyes of several squirrels. It took Hellahontas and Arnold Smith a while to realize how wrong that looked. Little did they know, that off in the distant were two pairs of eyes; one belonged to Gerals, and the other, Brain Dawg. Brain Dawg grew red with maddness.
Brain Dawg: I want what he's got!!
Brain Dawg gave out a loud and shrill war call as he grabbed Arnold Smith off of Hellahontas and started beating Arnold with a small rock.
Arnold Smith: Let go of me!!!
Arnold and Brain Dawg started fighting like the do in cartoons (where you could only see their arms and legs and a big gray cloud.)
Gerals aimed his gun at Brain Dawg. Well, our little genius isn't so hot at aiming, so he ended up shooting both Brain Dawg and Arnold Smith. And they all all died and went to hell.
THE END
Lol Just kidding, Go on to part eight to read the real ending.
Hellahontas slowly sneaks out of the village at night.
Phoebema: What are you doing??
Hellahontas: Oh..uh...hi ^^;;
Phoebema: You can't go out there again! I already lied for you once, and I'm not about to do it again!
Hellahontas: I have to do this!
Phoebema: You don't have to do anything. And if you go, you'll be turning your back on your own people, and plus, your dad will skin you!
Hellahontas: Hey! heyheyheyheyhey! I'm trying to help my people!
Phoebema: Argh! Look don't-
Hellahontas: -I know what I'm doing!
Hellahontas ran off into the cornfield before Phoebema could say anything. She slumped to the ground and put her hand on her face.
Phoebema: Why do I even bother ()
********************
Arnold Smith was at the site, then causiously left to meet Hellahontas. The other men were around a fire, but Gerals had seen his shadow. He followed Arnold and saw him leaving the site from the gates. Gerals gulped. He picked up a gun and followed Arnold Smith into the forest. But mean while...in the indian village...
Phoebema: Brain Dawg, there's something I have to tell you...
Brain Dawg looked up from sharpening his knife.
Brain Dawg: Oh no...I sense an embaressing confession coming up...
Phoebema: Well..it's Hellahontas. I think...she's in trouble.
******************
Madam Willow: What is it??
Hellahontas: Shit..I'm in a rut. The warriors have arrived and there gonna be a battle with the white men tommorrow!!
Arnold Smith: [runs up to her] Hellahontas! Hellahontas! Listen to me! Our men are planning to attack your village! You have to warn them!
Hellahontas: Oh, perfect! [panicky voice] Our warriors'll attack to tommorrow also! They have to talk this out or something...
Arnold Smith: I know, but talking won't do any good!
Hellahontas: I know...but...we have to try something.
Arnold Smith: Well...we could try...talking it out with your leader...
Hellahontas: We could, but I hope it'll work, and I hope he'll listen.
Arnold Smith: So it's settled! Tommorrow morning, we'll talk to them.
Hellahontas: Great!
Madam Willow: Well you just hope that they WILL listen.
Hellahontas: Oh! Arnold! I want to show you something! Come up here!
Arnold gave Hellahontas a puzzled look as she started climbing up the branches of the willow tree.
Arnold Smith: Oh...okay...
Arnold started climbing up the tree branches, catching up with Hellahontas. They were both at the very top of the tree when a branch Hellahontas's foot was supporting cracked. Arnold grabbed Hellahontas's arm.
Hellahontas: You know...I've been going through alot of hell since I met you...
Arnold Smith: Oh you be quiet, and pray that I don't sprain my arms.
Arnold tried pulling Hellahontas up on a safe branch.
Madam Willow: Sorry bout that!
Arnold continued pulling Hellahontas, till his hat flew off, and as a natural reaction he reached one of his arms up and grabbed for it.
Hellahontas: Nice one!
Arnold Smith lost his balance and he and Hellahontas both fell to the ground, hitting body parts against the tree branches. They landed with a hard thud on the ground...Arnold on top of Hellahontas.
Squirrels and Other critters: x.X;;
Madam Willow: Oh dear!
Madam Willow quickly lifted the vines and covered the eyes of several squirrels. It took Hellahontas and Arnold Smith a while to realize how wrong that looked. Little did they know, that off in the distant were two pairs of eyes; one belonged to Gerals, and the other, Brain Dawg. Brain Dawg grew red with maddness.
Brain Dawg: I want what he's got!!
Brain Dawg gave out a loud and shrill war call as he grabbed Arnold Smith off of Hellahontas and started beating Arnold with a small rock.
Arnold Smith: Let go of me!!!
Arnold and Brain Dawg started fighting like the do in cartoons (where you could only see their arms and legs and a big gray cloud.)
Gerals aimed his gun at Brain Dawg. Well, our little genius isn't so hot at aiming, so he ended up shooting both Brain Dawg and Arnold Smith. And they all all died and went to hell.
THE END
Lol Just kidding, Go on to part eight to read the real ending.