Hellahontas continued to try and pry Brain Dawg off of Arnold Smith in
vain.
Hellahontas: Brain Dawg Stop!! It's not what it looks like!! He's innocent I tell you!!
Brain Dawg: Listen to the little sneak talk about innocence!!
Hellahontas's eyes turned to ice, as she punched Brain Dawg in the jaw with all her might, causing a loud popping sound.
Hellahontas: Forget you Brain Dawg!! I never really liked you anyway!!
Arnold got up, and now had a big black eye. He quickly walked towards Brain Dawg, and before Brain Dawg could react, Arnold punched Brain Dawg in the chest, tore his hand out, and in his hand held a heart still pumping in it. Gerals watched from behind the bushes, stupified.
Arnold Smith: I don't take orders from DAWGS!! And I believe this is yours!!
Arnold carelessly threw the beating heart at the ground, landing next to Brain Dawgs head.
Hellahontas: Look out Arnold!!
Arnold turned around and there were nearly twenty indian men glaring at Arnold. They all grabbed Arnold, tied him up and dragged him to the village, holding him captive.
Hellahontas: Come back!!! You're all making a big mistake!!
Arnold glanced at Hellahontas, hoping he would convince the men to let him go, but they both knew it was impossible.
Back at the village, a large crowd grows as they bring Arnold Smith to Bobhaten. They show Brain Dawgs lifeless body to Bobhaten, whom quickly plugged his nose.
Bobhaten: Hoofa! Holy talido that's rank! Take it away. Who the hell did this???
The warriors roughly took Arnold Smith to Bobhaten. Bobhaten aimed an arrow at Arnold's throat.
Warrior: Hellahontas was out in the woods. Brain Dawg went to find him and this white man seduced him.
Bobhaten: You're weapons are strong, but now our anger is stronger!!
Arnold Smith: I see you had to get your quotes from t.v because you couldn't make them yourself. What a joke.
Bobhaten dug the arrow almost into Arnold skin, causing Arnold to chuckle nervously.
Bobhaten: For your smart ass mouth, you shall be the first to die at sunrise!!!
Hellahontas: But Dad!!! You can't-
Bobhaten: No!! I told you to stay here! And I told you not to get involved with these...white men....but now, thanks to your no-sense of right/wrong, Brain Dawg is dead! I told you...all along...but does anyone listen to Bobhaten?????? Noooo sireee!!
Hellahontas and Arnold Smith exchanged glances as they took Arnold into a small tent.
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That night, Hellahontas went to the top of the hill where Arnold Smith was to be killed. She couldn't stand it, so she ran to Madam Willow.
Hellahontas: Madam Willow! It's horrible! My people are going to kill Arnold at sunrise, and Brain Dawg is dead!!
Madam Willow: What?? That's horrible!!
Hellahontas: I know! And there's nothing I can do about it!
Madam Willow: Well you have to stop them, it's almost sunrise!
Hellahontas: I don't know if I can.
Madam Willow: Well you'd better try your best, dear! Besides, who elses are you going to marry since Brain Dawg is dead?
Hellahontas hesitated. Then looked at the sun rising into the direction of the village.
Hellahontas: Thank you Madam Willow! I must go now.
Hellahontas sprinted back to the village, and in the distance, she could see English Men marching toawrds the village. Hellahontas felt as is her lungs would burst, but she couldn't stop running, or it would be to late. She finally arrived at the village and atop the hill. There was Arnold and Bobhaten, whom held a large staff above Arnold's head.
In a muffled, deep NOOOOOO everything becomes a blur in slow motion as Hellahontas knocks the staff out of Bobhaten. Cherriots of Fire is playing in the background.
Hellahontas: NOOOO!!!!!!
Villager: [to another villager] How'd she slow down time like that?
Hellahontas: STOP!!
Bobhaten: What are you doing??
Hellahontas: You can't kill him!!
Bobhaten: You step away! He did it to himself!!
Hellahontas: I WON'T DAMMIT!!!
There was a silence.
Villagers: Ooooooohhhhh!
Bobhaten: Oh? And give me one good reason why I shouldn't bash this guys skull in!!
Hellahontas: You want the truth?! Well...you can't handle the truth!!
Bobhaten: Try Me!
Hellahontas: Becasue I LIKE him like him!!!!
The crowd was silent.
Bobhaten: But...you...I...guh...in that case, since Brain Dawg is dead...ah what the hell. Men release him!
The villagers cheered and Hellahontas and Arnold Smith starting making out...but I already posted on my disclaimer that this is rated PG-13 so I have to stop right here. ^^;;
Anyway, it was at this time that the Washingtonians arrived. They saw Hellahontas and Arnold Smith, and figured it was safe, so they put down their weapons...except for Curlyiffe.
Curlyiffe: You men! Shoot them! They're just saying that!!
Sin: They don't want to fight!
Stinken: And they don't have any gold!
Curlyiffe: No! Lies! All of it!! If you won't shoot them then I will!
Gerals: But-
Before anyone could react, Curlyiffe had grabbed a gun and shot Bobhtan. Fortunatly enough (or unfourtunatly enough...you pick) The gun missed Bobhtane, bounced off a tree, and hit Curlyiffe...right between the eyes.
Crew: that works.
Anyway, yeah. Arnold and Hellahontas lived a long happy live in the Villiage of...uh..where they live. They got hitched and had a kid. And Phoebema married Bobhaten. Oh yeah! And Abny found out he could fly (that explains the relationship between Phoebema and Bobhaten) and Abny married Leeko.
Well that pretty much sums it up ^^v
Oh yeah! About the others! Well, they...uh...died of a disease, plague, madness...and...what not. ^^;;
Thank you for reading! Please review!
Hellahontas: Brain Dawg Stop!! It's not what it looks like!! He's innocent I tell you!!
Brain Dawg: Listen to the little sneak talk about innocence!!
Hellahontas's eyes turned to ice, as she punched Brain Dawg in the jaw with all her might, causing a loud popping sound.
Hellahontas: Forget you Brain Dawg!! I never really liked you anyway!!
Arnold got up, and now had a big black eye. He quickly walked towards Brain Dawg, and before Brain Dawg could react, Arnold punched Brain Dawg in the chest, tore his hand out, and in his hand held a heart still pumping in it. Gerals watched from behind the bushes, stupified.
Arnold Smith: I don't take orders from DAWGS!! And I believe this is yours!!
Arnold carelessly threw the beating heart at the ground, landing next to Brain Dawgs head.
Hellahontas: Look out Arnold!!
Arnold turned around and there were nearly twenty indian men glaring at Arnold. They all grabbed Arnold, tied him up and dragged him to the village, holding him captive.
Hellahontas: Come back!!! You're all making a big mistake!!
Arnold glanced at Hellahontas, hoping he would convince the men to let him go, but they both knew it was impossible.
Back at the village, a large crowd grows as they bring Arnold Smith to Bobhaten. They show Brain Dawgs lifeless body to Bobhaten, whom quickly plugged his nose.
Bobhaten: Hoofa! Holy talido that's rank! Take it away. Who the hell did this???
The warriors roughly took Arnold Smith to Bobhaten. Bobhaten aimed an arrow at Arnold's throat.
Warrior: Hellahontas was out in the woods. Brain Dawg went to find him and this white man seduced him.
Bobhaten: You're weapons are strong, but now our anger is stronger!!
Arnold Smith: I see you had to get your quotes from t.v because you couldn't make them yourself. What a joke.
Bobhaten dug the arrow almost into Arnold skin, causing Arnold to chuckle nervously.
Bobhaten: For your smart ass mouth, you shall be the first to die at sunrise!!!
Hellahontas: But Dad!!! You can't-
Bobhaten: No!! I told you to stay here! And I told you not to get involved with these...white men....but now, thanks to your no-sense of right/wrong, Brain Dawg is dead! I told you...all along...but does anyone listen to Bobhaten?????? Noooo sireee!!
Hellahontas and Arnold Smith exchanged glances as they took Arnold into a small tent.
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That night, Hellahontas went to the top of the hill where Arnold Smith was to be killed. She couldn't stand it, so she ran to Madam Willow.
Hellahontas: Madam Willow! It's horrible! My people are going to kill Arnold at sunrise, and Brain Dawg is dead!!
Madam Willow: What?? That's horrible!!
Hellahontas: I know! And there's nothing I can do about it!
Madam Willow: Well you have to stop them, it's almost sunrise!
Hellahontas: I don't know if I can.
Madam Willow: Well you'd better try your best, dear! Besides, who elses are you going to marry since Brain Dawg is dead?
Hellahontas hesitated. Then looked at the sun rising into the direction of the village.
Hellahontas: Thank you Madam Willow! I must go now.
Hellahontas sprinted back to the village, and in the distance, she could see English Men marching toawrds the village. Hellahontas felt as is her lungs would burst, but she couldn't stop running, or it would be to late. She finally arrived at the village and atop the hill. There was Arnold and Bobhaten, whom held a large staff above Arnold's head.
In a muffled, deep NOOOOOO everything becomes a blur in slow motion as Hellahontas knocks the staff out of Bobhaten. Cherriots of Fire is playing in the background.
Hellahontas: NOOOO!!!!!!
Villager: [to another villager] How'd she slow down time like that?
Hellahontas: STOP!!
Bobhaten: What are you doing??
Hellahontas: You can't kill him!!
Bobhaten: You step away! He did it to himself!!
Hellahontas: I WON'T DAMMIT!!!
There was a silence.
Villagers: Ooooooohhhhh!
Bobhaten: Oh? And give me one good reason why I shouldn't bash this guys skull in!!
Hellahontas: You want the truth?! Well...you can't handle the truth!!
Bobhaten: Try Me!
Hellahontas: Becasue I LIKE him like him!!!!
The crowd was silent.
Bobhaten: But...you...I...guh...in that case, since Brain Dawg is dead...ah what the hell. Men release him!
The villagers cheered and Hellahontas and Arnold Smith starting making out...but I already posted on my disclaimer that this is rated PG-13 so I have to stop right here. ^^;;
Anyway, it was at this time that the Washingtonians arrived. They saw Hellahontas and Arnold Smith, and figured it was safe, so they put down their weapons...except for Curlyiffe.
Curlyiffe: You men! Shoot them! They're just saying that!!
Sin: They don't want to fight!
Stinken: And they don't have any gold!
Curlyiffe: No! Lies! All of it!! If you won't shoot them then I will!
Gerals: But-
Before anyone could react, Curlyiffe had grabbed a gun and shot Bobhtan. Fortunatly enough (or unfourtunatly enough...you pick) The gun missed Bobhtane, bounced off a tree, and hit Curlyiffe...right between the eyes.
Crew: that works.
Anyway, yeah. Arnold and Hellahontas lived a long happy live in the Villiage of...uh..where they live. They got hitched and had a kid. And Phoebema married Bobhaten. Oh yeah! And Abny found out he could fly (that explains the relationship between Phoebema and Bobhaten) and Abny married Leeko.
Well that pretty much sums it up ^^v
Oh yeah! About the others! Well, they...uh...died of a disease, plague, madness...and...what not. ^^;;
Thank you for reading! Please review!