Rockin On, a Final Fantasy Humour Fic.
Disclaimer: Why i do this i do not know. I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, need i say more? DAY owns herself and i own me, i think, if the voices are not giving me too much gyp. Anyhoo, by popular demand(of 1 person) we have the second chapter of Rockin On
*********************************************************************** Chapter 2: Selphie's Great Idea
Selphie: So guys, i got a great idea...
All: Yeah??
Selphie: Uhidunnoiforgotitatthismomentsorry!
KOV: Was it just me, or was that the single most stuypid thing that anyone has ever done...
Suddenly, the cafeteria door opens!!
*dark-angel-yuna walks in the cafateria looking lost and confused*
KOV: Oh great. look who's coming.
all except KOV: who?
DAY: Heya KOV! There ya are! I've been looking for you and sorry i couldn't talk and are you writing a fanfic?
KOV: Yes, I'm afraid so.
DAY: I wanna be in it! I wanna be in it!
KOV: O_o
*meanwhile, Selphie is getting Zell to attack the coffee machine to see if any free coffee will come out*
Sephie: C'monZellPunchHarderNocoffee'sgonnacomeoutthatway!
Irvine: There's no way that Zell's gonna get any coffee outta that thing. Let me show you how it's done.
*Irvine loads and levels Exceter and shoots the coffee machine, which then explodes, killing all those sitting near, Selphie, Zell and Quistis*
Irvine: *laughs nervously* Whoops
KOV: Oh boy, here we go again. *uses author magic to revive the fallen characters*
DAY: Ooooooooh! What was that?
KOV: Author magic. I can do whatever I want because I'm the writer.
DAY: Ooooooooh. Can I have some?
KOV: *rolls eyes* Ok, sure, just don't do anything I can't fix.
DAY: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks thoughtful about what she's going to do with her author magic* Got it! *points finger at Squall* Turn into a frog!
*Squall turns into a frog and nearly gets squished by the Lioinheart that falls down after him*
Squall frog: O_o (can frogs do that?) croak.
Zell: HAHAHAHAHA! Dude, where did you find her? I like her!
DAY: *looks arund room* Ah ha! Found you! *sneaks up behind Irvine and steals his hat* I've always wondered what I would look like in this hat.
Irvine: HEY! Gimme my hat back! *chases DAY around the cafateria*
All except KOV, DAY and Irvine: O_o
KOV: *hangs head* I should have known not to put her in the same room as Irvine. Why do i even bother....*hides again for a bit*
Meanwhile, when the author's away....
DAY: Whee, this author magic stuff is groovy!!*turns a table into a hurdle, which Irvine then trips over* Heehee, he fell over, heehee.
KOV: Anyway, this story is really going nowhere, again. let's have some random insanity for teh next coupla chapters tehn selphie can finally get over her sugar high, or summat.
DAY: Yeah, good idea*tries to turn Irvine's hat into a frog, but her finger fizzles and a fat blue spark jumps off the end of it, grounding on KOV's spikey hair*
KOV: Ow!!, nasty mean mutter mutter mutter.
Quistis: I heard that, now why don't you own up to the whole class as to what you said??
DAY: erm, we're not in a class, this is the CAFETERIA.
Quistis: Ah, sorry.....gaagaagaa......gaagaagaa.
KOV: *frantically trying to restore beautiful hairstyle using Zell's emergency pot of hair gel( always thought he would carry one* Noo, the marvellous do is ruined...noooooo.
DAY and all: O_o, get over it dude.
KOV: *sniff* Okay. actually, more to the point, what hapened to DAY's author magic?? actually i'm just filling in your part cos i can and i'm the author and everything and i also have a massive fixation with long sentences that nobody can say in one breath and everything.
Irvine: *pulls out the Exceter and loads it up with some spare Pulse Ammo, and blasts KOV into teh cafeteria wall* shut it writer man, you don't control me.
DAY:Oooh, you shouldn't have done that, ya really don't want to see KOV mad.
KOV: *restores author magic of DAY, gets up with sparks grounding off him on every table, and turns Irvine into a small red smear on the ground with the new author magic ulimate spell, the Crusty Bread Rolls Of Doom* Aaah, that's better, you do know how embarrassing this is going to be at my next anger management meeting, don't you?? I'm insane enough with my pyromania, but not this as well. weeble weeble sclup *keels over* heehee *gets back up again* meesa back!!
DAY and all: NO!!!!!
KOV: anyway, more random insanity from me. So, anybody here play any instruments??
Zell: I play guitar!
Irvine: Same here!
DAY: I play piano and clarinet!
Selphie: icansingithinkifyawantmeto??
Squall and Quistis: we can learn stuff.
Rinoa: *appears with a thunderclap out of nowhere wearing a black poiny hat and stirring a cauldron* MWAHAHAHA!! I am taking no part in this fic because i am KOV's least favourite character!!(soz to rinny- lovers)*dissapears again*
Squall: Well, that was odd...
All: No kidding....
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Oooh, groovy. What does KOV have in mind?? Will DAY ever succeed in stealing Irvine's hat again?? Will Selphie EVER come down off that sugar high?? Will i ever stop writing cheesy cliffhangers to the end of these chapters?? These questions will be answered.....right now!!
No idea, even tho i am him.
Yes, absolutely.
If irvine keeps giving her Pear Drops, not a chance
No, i won't
Knight Of Valhala
Disclaimer: Why i do this i do not know. I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, need i say more? DAY owns herself and i own me, i think, if the voices are not giving me too much gyp. Anyhoo, by popular demand(of 1 person) we have the second chapter of Rockin On
*********************************************************************** Chapter 2: Selphie's Great Idea
Selphie: So guys, i got a great idea...
All: Yeah??
Selphie: Uhidunnoiforgotitatthismomentsorry!
KOV: Was it just me, or was that the single most stuypid thing that anyone has ever done...
Suddenly, the cafeteria door opens!!
*dark-angel-yuna walks in the cafateria looking lost and confused*
KOV: Oh great. look who's coming.
all except KOV: who?
DAY: Heya KOV! There ya are! I've been looking for you and sorry i couldn't talk and are you writing a fanfic?
KOV: Yes, I'm afraid so.
DAY: I wanna be in it! I wanna be in it!
KOV: O_o
*meanwhile, Selphie is getting Zell to attack the coffee machine to see if any free coffee will come out*
Sephie: C'monZellPunchHarderNocoffee'sgonnacomeoutthatway!
Irvine: There's no way that Zell's gonna get any coffee outta that thing. Let me show you how it's done.
*Irvine loads and levels Exceter and shoots the coffee machine, which then explodes, killing all those sitting near, Selphie, Zell and Quistis*
Irvine: *laughs nervously* Whoops
KOV: Oh boy, here we go again. *uses author magic to revive the fallen characters*
DAY: Ooooooooh! What was that?
KOV: Author magic. I can do whatever I want because I'm the writer.
DAY: Ooooooooh. Can I have some?
KOV: *rolls eyes* Ok, sure, just don't do anything I can't fix.
DAY: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looks thoughtful about what she's going to do with her author magic* Got it! *points finger at Squall* Turn into a frog!
*Squall turns into a frog and nearly gets squished by the Lioinheart that falls down after him*
Squall frog: O_o (can frogs do that?) croak.
Zell: HAHAHAHAHA! Dude, where did you find her? I like her!
DAY: *looks arund room* Ah ha! Found you! *sneaks up behind Irvine and steals his hat* I've always wondered what I would look like in this hat.
Irvine: HEY! Gimme my hat back! *chases DAY around the cafateria*
All except KOV, DAY and Irvine: O_o
KOV: *hangs head* I should have known not to put her in the same room as Irvine. Why do i even bother....*hides again for a bit*
Meanwhile, when the author's away....
DAY: Whee, this author magic stuff is groovy!!*turns a table into a hurdle, which Irvine then trips over* Heehee, he fell over, heehee.
KOV: Anyway, this story is really going nowhere, again. let's have some random insanity for teh next coupla chapters tehn selphie can finally get over her sugar high, or summat.
DAY: Yeah, good idea*tries to turn Irvine's hat into a frog, but her finger fizzles and a fat blue spark jumps off the end of it, grounding on KOV's spikey hair*
KOV: Ow!!, nasty mean mutter mutter mutter.
Quistis: I heard that, now why don't you own up to the whole class as to what you said??
DAY: erm, we're not in a class, this is the CAFETERIA.
Quistis: Ah, sorry.....gaagaagaa......gaagaagaa.
KOV: *frantically trying to restore beautiful hairstyle using Zell's emergency pot of hair gel( always thought he would carry one* Noo, the marvellous do is ruined...noooooo.
DAY and all: O_o, get over it dude.
KOV: *sniff* Okay. actually, more to the point, what hapened to DAY's author magic?? actually i'm just filling in your part cos i can and i'm the author and everything and i also have a massive fixation with long sentences that nobody can say in one breath and everything.
Irvine: *pulls out the Exceter and loads it up with some spare Pulse Ammo, and blasts KOV into teh cafeteria wall* shut it writer man, you don't control me.
DAY:Oooh, you shouldn't have done that, ya really don't want to see KOV mad.
KOV: *restores author magic of DAY, gets up with sparks grounding off him on every table, and turns Irvine into a small red smear on the ground with the new author magic ulimate spell, the Crusty Bread Rolls Of Doom* Aaah, that's better, you do know how embarrassing this is going to be at my next anger management meeting, don't you?? I'm insane enough with my pyromania, but not this as well. weeble weeble sclup *keels over* heehee *gets back up again* meesa back!!
DAY and all: NO!!!!!
KOV: anyway, more random insanity from me. So, anybody here play any instruments??
Zell: I play guitar!
Irvine: Same here!
DAY: I play piano and clarinet!
Selphie: icansingithinkifyawantmeto??
Squall and Quistis: we can learn stuff.
Rinoa: *appears with a thunderclap out of nowhere wearing a black poiny hat and stirring a cauldron* MWAHAHAHA!! I am taking no part in this fic because i am KOV's least favourite character!!(soz to rinny- lovers)*dissapears again*
Squall: Well, that was odd...
All: No kidding....
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Oooh, groovy. What does KOV have in mind?? Will DAY ever succeed in stealing Irvine's hat again?? Will Selphie EVER come down off that sugar high?? Will i ever stop writing cheesy cliffhangers to the end of these chapters?? These questions will be answered.....right now!!
No idea, even tho i am him.
Yes, absolutely.
If irvine keeps giving her Pear Drops, not a chance
No, i won't
Knight Of Valhala