Rockin On
A Final Fantasy Fanfic
Disclaimer: This chapter was written under teh influence of heavy metal and new metal, oh, and I ate my goldfish, and i'm past caring. oh, and i still don't own any of teh ff's, yet. *evil grin, cocks shotgun, starts strolling nonchalantly towards squaresoft building whistling a happy tune* DAY: uhoh, KOV's on the rampage again *sets Pink bunnies of Ultimate Destruction( they can work for her from now on) on KOV* KOV: Ok, OK, i stop now. *puts shotgun down*
*********************************************************************** Chapter 3: The Balamb Garden Torture, erm, i mean Festival Comittee Meeting.
DAY: *now presiding over meeting because selphie is sitting in the middle of the floor completely wasted* Ok, let's get down to buisness.
Irvine: Huh, why should we *still miffed about DAY stealing his hat REPEATEDLY*
DAY: *sets pink bunnies on Irvine* BECAUSE I TELL YOU TO!!!
KOV: Guys, do what she says before she gets mad.
Zell: yeesh dude, where did ya find her??
DAY: *evil grin* wouldn't you like to know??
Zell: erm, now ya mention it......
Selphie: *snore* i wanna ride the pony *snore*
KOV: *throws a lead roof tile at selphie* SHUT UP!!
Selphie: *snore* ouch *snore*
KOV: I despair, i really do. *throw's himself out of the window and is last seen flapping away with teh seagulls*
DAY: man, here we go again *calls KOV back with author magic*
KOV: *still flapping arms* tweet, caw, tweet
DAY: *throws a large pink and green spotted elephant at KOV* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!!!
KOV: Ouch, ok, ok. Anyway, LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS!!!!!
Squall: Chill man, cool it.
DAY: Yeah, cool it. *freezes KOV in an ice block, then breaks it again* heehee.
KOV: You dare impose on me!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! *lunges at DAY, but misses when she materialises a banana skin in front of her, and crashes into Seifer*
Seifer: Hello, and what the hell are you doing licking my boots??
KOV: *transports himself away from Seifer* Shut it, wuss, i had enough of you when i was playin the damn game.
Squall and All: *suddenly wake up* Whoa, Seifer!!! *Squall attacks Seifer (ya say that one coming, didn't ya?)*
As Squall and Seifer are grappling on teh floor, KOV, the chars and DAY get one with teh buisness of the meeting, ie, who knocked selphie out so much taht she is sleeping under teh table.
Selphie: *snore* be quiet, i'm trying to defeat the evil forces of Dr Zorg *snore*
All: *kick selphie* SHUT UP!!
Selphie: *wakes up and bangs head on table* Hey, Chill!!! ireallydon'tknowwhatmademespeakincoherentspeechwheniwasasleep *asphyxiates, AGAIN*
KOV: Can't i just leave her dead this time??
DAY: No, because you won't have anybody to be besotted with in any Final Fantasy!
KOV: *thinks* .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... *still thinking* .... .... .... .... .... Good point. *reincarnates selphie*
Selphie: wheei'maliveagain *kisses everybody, including KOV, who blushes immensly, and hides again for a bit* Ohwheredidtheauthormango??
DAY: Blark, i dunno??
Selphie: Thisisboringi'mgointo..sleep....again....*snore*
KOV: *emerges from behind desk* She gone??
All: Yeah dude, you're safe
KOV: PARTY!! Sweet. Anyway, because i ahve to introduce a plot..
All: Plot?? Humour Fic?? INCOMPATIBLE!!
KOV; Oh yeah, what was i thinking..*smacks self*
Zell: Hey, why don't we form a rock band??
Squall: *still grappling with seifer* *puff* Good idea, now, where was i....oh yeah. DIE YOU EVIL-SMELLING CHICKEN-FEETED MULTIPLE-WHATEVER- SAYER!!!!! *lunges back at seifer*
KOV: Excuse me, i've gotta go and break this up
Irvine: Hey, man, don't do that, i'm still taking bets.
KOV: Hey, cool, put me down for 50 quid on Squall.
Irvine and All: Quid??
DAY: *sigh* Pounds Sterling, you thick people. They're like dollars, but they're english.
All: English??
KOV: Yeah, yeah, never mind, kay, 50 DOLLARS on Squall, and wheres teh nearest curency exchange?
All: Currency Exchange??
KOV: Ah, i see, never mind. * Breaks up fight with a handy nightstick that he just happened to find.* Now, Play nice!!!
Squall and Seifer: Yes Sir...
DAY: anyway, back to buisness, a rock band??
KOV: Yeah, it seems logical, i mean, i can play Bass, you can sing, zell and irv can play guitar, and i suppose the otheres can learn stuff.
DAY: yeah, and i can impart my keyboard knowledge to quisty and stuff.
KOV: Yeah, but we still need a drummer........
*********************************************************************** Oooh, manic. Will the band ever find a drummer?? will the extensive keyboard knowledge of DAY be imparted in full to quistis?? Will teh ff8 chars ever kill me if i don't stop writing these cheesy cliffhangers?? All; YEAH!!! *evil grins, everybody pulls out weapons and strolls towards KOV*
KOV: AAH!! *blasts the chars against a wall with author amgic, and puts pink bunny suits on all of them.*
All; boohoo....
Knight-Of-Valhala
Disclaimer: This chapter was written under teh influence of heavy metal and new metal, oh, and I ate my goldfish, and i'm past caring. oh, and i still don't own any of teh ff's, yet. *evil grin, cocks shotgun, starts strolling nonchalantly towards squaresoft building whistling a happy tune* DAY: uhoh, KOV's on the rampage again *sets Pink bunnies of Ultimate Destruction( they can work for her from now on) on KOV* KOV: Ok, OK, i stop now. *puts shotgun down*
*********************************************************************** Chapter 3: The Balamb Garden Torture, erm, i mean Festival Comittee Meeting.
DAY: *now presiding over meeting because selphie is sitting in the middle of the floor completely wasted* Ok, let's get down to buisness.
Irvine: Huh, why should we *still miffed about DAY stealing his hat REPEATEDLY*
DAY: *sets pink bunnies on Irvine* BECAUSE I TELL YOU TO!!!
KOV: Guys, do what she says before she gets mad.
Zell: yeesh dude, where did ya find her??
DAY: *evil grin* wouldn't you like to know??
Zell: erm, now ya mention it......
Selphie: *snore* i wanna ride the pony *snore*
KOV: *throws a lead roof tile at selphie* SHUT UP!!
Selphie: *snore* ouch *snore*
KOV: I despair, i really do. *throw's himself out of the window and is last seen flapping away with teh seagulls*
DAY: man, here we go again *calls KOV back with author magic*
KOV: *still flapping arms* tweet, caw, tweet
DAY: *throws a large pink and green spotted elephant at KOV* SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!!!
KOV: Ouch, ok, ok. Anyway, LETS GET DOWN TO BUISNESS!!!!!
Squall: Chill man, cool it.
DAY: Yeah, cool it. *freezes KOV in an ice block, then breaks it again* heehee.
KOV: You dare impose on me!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! *lunges at DAY, but misses when she materialises a banana skin in front of her, and crashes into Seifer*
Seifer: Hello, and what the hell are you doing licking my boots??
KOV: *transports himself away from Seifer* Shut it, wuss, i had enough of you when i was playin the damn game.
Squall and All: *suddenly wake up* Whoa, Seifer!!! *Squall attacks Seifer (ya say that one coming, didn't ya?)*
As Squall and Seifer are grappling on teh floor, KOV, the chars and DAY get one with teh buisness of the meeting, ie, who knocked selphie out so much taht she is sleeping under teh table.
Selphie: *snore* be quiet, i'm trying to defeat the evil forces of Dr Zorg *snore*
All: *kick selphie* SHUT UP!!
Selphie: *wakes up and bangs head on table* Hey, Chill!!! ireallydon'tknowwhatmademespeakincoherentspeechwheniwasasleep *asphyxiates, AGAIN*
KOV: Can't i just leave her dead this time??
DAY: No, because you won't have anybody to be besotted with in any Final Fantasy!
KOV: *thinks* .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... *still thinking* .... .... .... .... .... Good point. *reincarnates selphie*
Selphie: wheei'maliveagain *kisses everybody, including KOV, who blushes immensly, and hides again for a bit* Ohwheredidtheauthormango??
DAY: Blark, i dunno??
Selphie: Thisisboringi'mgointo..sleep....again....*snore*
KOV: *emerges from behind desk* She gone??
All: Yeah dude, you're safe
KOV: PARTY!! Sweet. Anyway, because i ahve to introduce a plot..
All: Plot?? Humour Fic?? INCOMPATIBLE!!
KOV; Oh yeah, what was i thinking..*smacks self*
Zell: Hey, why don't we form a rock band??
Squall: *still grappling with seifer* *puff* Good idea, now, where was i....oh yeah. DIE YOU EVIL-SMELLING CHICKEN-FEETED MULTIPLE-WHATEVER- SAYER!!!!! *lunges back at seifer*
KOV: Excuse me, i've gotta go and break this up
Irvine: Hey, man, don't do that, i'm still taking bets.
KOV: Hey, cool, put me down for 50 quid on Squall.
Irvine and All: Quid??
DAY: *sigh* Pounds Sterling, you thick people. They're like dollars, but they're english.
All: English??
KOV: Yeah, yeah, never mind, kay, 50 DOLLARS on Squall, and wheres teh nearest curency exchange?
All: Currency Exchange??
KOV: Ah, i see, never mind. * Breaks up fight with a handy nightstick that he just happened to find.* Now, Play nice!!!
Squall and Seifer: Yes Sir...
DAY: anyway, back to buisness, a rock band??
KOV: Yeah, it seems logical, i mean, i can play Bass, you can sing, zell and irv can play guitar, and i suppose the otheres can learn stuff.
DAY: yeah, and i can impart my keyboard knowledge to quisty and stuff.
KOV: Yeah, but we still need a drummer........
*********************************************************************** Oooh, manic. Will the band ever find a drummer?? will the extensive keyboard knowledge of DAY be imparted in full to quistis?? Will teh ff8 chars ever kill me if i don't stop writing these cheesy cliffhangers?? All; YEAH!!! *evil grins, everybody pulls out weapons and strolls towards KOV*
KOV: AAH!! *blasts the chars against a wall with author amgic, and puts pink bunny suits on all of them.*
All; boohoo....
Knight-Of-Valhala