Rockin On
A Final fantasy Fanfic
Disclaimer: Yay!! Mr Jelly!! No me own ff8 or squaresoft, bangedy bang me make building soon! *grabs rocket launcher and strolls towards Squaresoft building* DAY: Oh man, here we go again *sicks pink bunnies on KOV again* KOV: No! *runs around looking stuypid*
In response to reviews, Yes, system of a Down rock as well as all the other stuff i mentioned. Also, keep up the random animals with funny titles that are appearing on teh reviews, i think they're well cool. we could have a poll, or summat. i dunno. No can me be bothered to spellchek, as per usual. Yay!! *bumps head on nearby amp and passes out for a bit*
Ok, sorry i've been a bit late with this chap, i've been a bit busy with course work and all. i'm porbably gonna have a coupla chapters on teh songs and tehn a concert chap. maybe even a world tour? who knows?
*********************************************************************** Chapter 6: Song Practice, or Ritual Screwing Up.
KOV, having gotten over his identity crisis after havin a chat with me, also called kOV, who controls the KOV on teh ground, or is it that he controls me.....hmmmm.*beep* *fzzt*
KOV; Man, you need help!
KOV: no man, you ned help!
KOV: No, you need help!
Quistis: Now Now, children...
KOV's: *together* SHUTTIT!
KOV; you need mroe help than i do!
KOV: NO, you do!
Zell: Like, i think ya need as much help as each other...
KOV's: STAY OUTA THIS!
Zell; Kay....*curls up in a corner and sucks thumb*
KOV; You are a nutter!
KOV: No, You are the nutter around here!
DAY: *getting more and more angry* *bangs KOV's heads together* BOTH...OF...YOU...SHUT...UP...RIGHT...NOW!
KOV: He started it...
KOV; Did not!
DAY: YEESH! *banishes one kOV to in front of this computer on which i am writing this rubbish*
KOV: One of me now?
Selphie: Yah man...
All: Begods, coherent speech!
Selphie: Yeah, no more sugar now....all gone....*sits down adn starts to cry*
KOV: *materialises a can of mountain dew, and advances through the boohoooing* hey, have this....
Selphie: CAFFIENE! *grabs teh can and downs it in one* MORE, MORE, MORE!!! YAY!
Squall: Now look what ya done....
KOV; Well, at least she's back in character now..., anyhoo, as we need some resemblance of plot in this....
DAY: I've warned ya about this before, so, here goes....*Slaps KOV real hard*
KOV: Fair enough, no plot, but anywayz, we need some songs.
All: Songs? No Way!
KOV: Okay, All, i'm tired of you gettin up and gatecrashing this fic every now and tehn *materialises a large baseball bat and a length of chain, advancing towards All with yer average evil nutcase grin on face*
All; Hey man,don't make this personal, i just wanted to be recognised....
*SLAP*
All; Ouchie....
Irvine: Man, ya gota stop doing that...
DAY: *shaking hand in pain* yeah, i know....
kOV: Okay, let's just stop bickering.......*gets assaulted by rest of chars who want to bicker some more*
Edward: ATTACK! *gnaws aspargus*
A sudden balst of teh almighty author magic ifts everyone of their feet and puts them in pink bunny outfits....much to the amusement of Selphie, at least....
Selphie: CAFFIENE, WHERE!!! *runs around, and crashes into a coffee machine that DAY materialised*
DAY: Heehee, fun fun fun *steals irvine's hat AGAIN* heehee.
Irvine: HEY! *runs around after DAY lokiing stuypid*
KOV (one of them, or is it me, i think): SONGS!!
Everyone: Fat Chance!!*starts bickering again*
Edward: Yay! Fun! *attacks zell with deadly home-made aspara-chucks*
Zell: *passes out yet again*
KOV and DAY: STOP!!!!!!!!!
suddenly at a loss to do now that they have everyone's attention for the first time ever, KOV adn DAY plonk everyone back on teh stage.
KOV: *picking up bass again* Right, i've decided that the first song we're gonna do is Bouree, variously by J/S.Bach and Jethro Tull.
Selphie: heydidn'theinventtheseeddrillorsumthin?
KOV: *sigh* anyone?
Everyone: nope......
Seifer: BAUHAUS!! NOW!!
kOV: No, depressing music is not good.
Seifer: Begone with ye, sun dweller.....
KOV: Moriturus Sum, i am the assasin gainst whom no lock will hold nor fasten'd portal bar, come to take my tally on this night of Kings....
*SLAP*
DAY: Dammit! anyone know the way to the nearest bonesetter....
KOV author magic's DAY's hand back together.
DAY: Ta very much.....
Irvine: There's that obsesion with putting dots after people's name's again....
Squall: Yah, whatever.....
*SLAP*
Squall: Ouchie.....
KOV; man, now you're at it an all?
Quistis: *shaking hand in pain* Yah man....
KOV; *sigh* Anyway....i only put this song in cos it had a great bass break in it.....here's teh tabs, now get out of me sight...*hides in a corner accompanied by muffled growling noises and the occasional stifled scream*
dAY; I really am worried about him, ya know.....
Everyone: Yah man....
*********************************************************************** Okay, a pretty short chapter, but i haven't updated in ages. Jethro Tull was a 16th century scientist who invented the seed drill, but it's also a 60s folk band who did some great songs, including Bouree.Next chappy coming soon. Will everone get over the obsession with saying Yah Man? will KOV stop going nuts every five minutes and feeling teh need to kill something? Well, i haven't yet, so i guess this guy won't either. Don't forget to review! Or else....*glances at corner and mutters something* Knight Of Valhala.
Disclaimer: Yay!! Mr Jelly!! No me own ff8 or squaresoft, bangedy bang me make building soon! *grabs rocket launcher and strolls towards Squaresoft building* DAY: Oh man, here we go again *sicks pink bunnies on KOV again* KOV: No! *runs around looking stuypid*
In response to reviews, Yes, system of a Down rock as well as all the other stuff i mentioned. Also, keep up the random animals with funny titles that are appearing on teh reviews, i think they're well cool. we could have a poll, or summat. i dunno. No can me be bothered to spellchek, as per usual. Yay!! *bumps head on nearby amp and passes out for a bit*
Ok, sorry i've been a bit late with this chap, i've been a bit busy with course work and all. i'm porbably gonna have a coupla chapters on teh songs and tehn a concert chap. maybe even a world tour? who knows?
*********************************************************************** Chapter 6: Song Practice, or Ritual Screwing Up.
KOV, having gotten over his identity crisis after havin a chat with me, also called kOV, who controls the KOV on teh ground, or is it that he controls me.....hmmmm.*beep* *fzzt*
KOV; Man, you need help!
KOV: no man, you ned help!
KOV: No, you need help!
Quistis: Now Now, children...
KOV's: *together* SHUTTIT!
KOV; you need mroe help than i do!
KOV: NO, you do!
Zell: Like, i think ya need as much help as each other...
KOV's: STAY OUTA THIS!
Zell; Kay....*curls up in a corner and sucks thumb*
KOV; You are a nutter!
KOV: No, You are the nutter around here!
DAY: *getting more and more angry* *bangs KOV's heads together* BOTH...OF...YOU...SHUT...UP...RIGHT...NOW!
KOV: He started it...
KOV; Did not!
DAY: YEESH! *banishes one kOV to in front of this computer on which i am writing this rubbish*
KOV: One of me now?
Selphie: Yah man...
All: Begods, coherent speech!
Selphie: Yeah, no more sugar now....all gone....*sits down adn starts to cry*
KOV: *materialises a can of mountain dew, and advances through the boohoooing* hey, have this....
Selphie: CAFFIENE! *grabs teh can and downs it in one* MORE, MORE, MORE!!! YAY!
Squall: Now look what ya done....
KOV; Well, at least she's back in character now..., anyhoo, as we need some resemblance of plot in this....
DAY: I've warned ya about this before, so, here goes....*Slaps KOV real hard*
KOV: Fair enough, no plot, but anywayz, we need some songs.
All: Songs? No Way!
KOV: Okay, All, i'm tired of you gettin up and gatecrashing this fic every now and tehn *materialises a large baseball bat and a length of chain, advancing towards All with yer average evil nutcase grin on face*
All; Hey man,don't make this personal, i just wanted to be recognised....
*SLAP*
All; Ouchie....
Irvine: Man, ya gota stop doing that...
DAY: *shaking hand in pain* yeah, i know....
kOV: Okay, let's just stop bickering.......*gets assaulted by rest of chars who want to bicker some more*
Edward: ATTACK! *gnaws aspargus*
A sudden balst of teh almighty author magic ifts everyone of their feet and puts them in pink bunny outfits....much to the amusement of Selphie, at least....
Selphie: CAFFIENE, WHERE!!! *runs around, and crashes into a coffee machine that DAY materialised*
DAY: Heehee, fun fun fun *steals irvine's hat AGAIN* heehee.
Irvine: HEY! *runs around after DAY lokiing stuypid*
KOV (one of them, or is it me, i think): SONGS!!
Everyone: Fat Chance!!*starts bickering again*
Edward: Yay! Fun! *attacks zell with deadly home-made aspara-chucks*
Zell: *passes out yet again*
KOV and DAY: STOP!!!!!!!!!
suddenly at a loss to do now that they have everyone's attention for the first time ever, KOV adn DAY plonk everyone back on teh stage.
KOV: *picking up bass again* Right, i've decided that the first song we're gonna do is Bouree, variously by J/S.Bach and Jethro Tull.
Selphie: heydidn'theinventtheseeddrillorsumthin?
KOV: *sigh* anyone?
Everyone: nope......
Seifer: BAUHAUS!! NOW!!
kOV: No, depressing music is not good.
Seifer: Begone with ye, sun dweller.....
KOV: Moriturus Sum, i am the assasin gainst whom no lock will hold nor fasten'd portal bar, come to take my tally on this night of Kings....
*SLAP*
DAY: Dammit! anyone know the way to the nearest bonesetter....
KOV author magic's DAY's hand back together.
DAY: Ta very much.....
Irvine: There's that obsesion with putting dots after people's name's again....
Squall: Yah, whatever.....
*SLAP*
Squall: Ouchie.....
KOV; man, now you're at it an all?
Quistis: *shaking hand in pain* Yah man....
KOV; *sigh* Anyway....i only put this song in cos it had a great bass break in it.....here's teh tabs, now get out of me sight...*hides in a corner accompanied by muffled growling noises and the occasional stifled scream*
dAY; I really am worried about him, ya know.....
Everyone: Yah man....
*********************************************************************** Okay, a pretty short chapter, but i haven't updated in ages. Jethro Tull was a 16th century scientist who invented the seed drill, but it's also a 60s folk band who did some great songs, including Bouree.Next chappy coming soon. Will everone get over the obsession with saying Yah Man? will KOV stop going nuts every five minutes and feeling teh need to kill something? Well, i haven't yet, so i guess this guy won't either. Don't forget to review! Or else....*glances at corner and mutters something* Knight Of Valhala.