FBE - Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Pirate of the Caribbean
characters or idea. I am only a poor boy who only owns 3 dogs.
Chapter 2
Will has an astonished look on his face.
Will : J.Ja.J.J.Jack!!!
Jack : Excuse me, I need to make a correction.it's CAPTAIN JACK!
Will : I'm sorry.
Jack : .....
*Long, awkward silence*
Will : Well, er.what brings you here Jack?
Jack : Ugh!
Will : What now? Too much mascara?
Jack : *Sigh* Well, yes, isn't there always? But I spoke the word "Ugh!" because I care to be referred to as CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW YOU IDIOT!
Will : Right, sorry Jack.
Jack : CAPT.
Will : CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, what brings you here?
Jack : I have retrieved the Black Pearl, my life, my new shade of make-up, and I heard Captain Barbossa and his crew are sailing the ocean.
Will : I thought he was dead.
Jack : Well obviously not, if he's sailing the bloody ocean!
Will : Oh, no.I
Jack Interrupts : .was also told there was rum here!!! Isn't it just WONDERFUL!?
Will : Yes, it's called William 5.
Jack : Why such a corny name?
Will : It has a NAME like that because it is made by me.
Jack : CURSE THE BLOODY PARROT ON THE PIRATE'S SHOULDER! ARE YOU.SERIOUS!?
Will : Um.yes, why would I be joking?
Jack : You're definitely coming on the Pearl wit'me lad.
Will : Wasn't I already going?
Jack : Well, yes, but now I'll let you steer.
Bill makes his way to the door.
Jack : Not so fast!
Jack quickly grabs him by the shoulder and puts him back. As Bill tries to struggle out of the pirate's arm, Jack ties him to a chair.
Jack : Now look what you've done! You've made my beard braid come undone. Do you know how hard it is to braid such oily and wiry hair?!
Will raises his eyebrow as if saying "whatever."
Jack : Tsk, tsk.
Bill : You won't get away with this pirate. The soldiers will find you here, and they will.they will KILL you!
Jack : Well then, you'll be coming aboard with us wontcha now? Ha. Arr!
Jack meddles with his beard, trying to fix the braid.
Chapter 2
Will has an astonished look on his face.
Will : J.Ja.J.J.Jack!!!
Jack : Excuse me, I need to make a correction.it's CAPTAIN JACK!
Will : I'm sorry.
Jack : .....
*Long, awkward silence*
Will : Well, er.what brings you here Jack?
Jack : Ugh!
Will : What now? Too much mascara?
Jack : *Sigh* Well, yes, isn't there always? But I spoke the word "Ugh!" because I care to be referred to as CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW YOU IDIOT!
Will : Right, sorry Jack.
Jack : CAPT.
Will : CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, what brings you here?
Jack : I have retrieved the Black Pearl, my life, my new shade of make-up, and I heard Captain Barbossa and his crew are sailing the ocean.
Will : I thought he was dead.
Jack : Well obviously not, if he's sailing the bloody ocean!
Will : Oh, no.I
Jack Interrupts : .was also told there was rum here!!! Isn't it just WONDERFUL!?
Will : Yes, it's called William 5.
Jack : Why such a corny name?
Will : It has a NAME like that because it is made by me.
Jack : CURSE THE BLOODY PARROT ON THE PIRATE'S SHOULDER! ARE YOU.SERIOUS!?
Will : Um.yes, why would I be joking?
Jack : You're definitely coming on the Pearl wit'me lad.
Will : Wasn't I already going?
Jack : Well, yes, but now I'll let you steer.
Bill makes his way to the door.
Jack : Not so fast!
Jack quickly grabs him by the shoulder and puts him back. As Bill tries to struggle out of the pirate's arm, Jack ties him to a chair.
Jack : Now look what you've done! You've made my beard braid come undone. Do you know how hard it is to braid such oily and wiry hair?!
Will raises his eyebrow as if saying "whatever."
Jack : Tsk, tsk.
Bill : You won't get away with this pirate. The soldiers will find you here, and they will.they will KILL you!
Jack : Well then, you'll be coming aboard with us wontcha now? Ha. Arr!
Jack meddles with his beard, trying to fix the braid.