Chapter 2: Maggie owns an Elvis poster
Lisa chased Maggie out the bathroom door and down the hall into her bedroom. Maggie slid on the magazines that lay around on the floor and woke up Snowball 3 who was sleeping on the Elvis Impersonator poster that had fallen off the wall. Maggie struggled against Lisa's grip on the door and finally shut it. She pushed the armchair against it and dove for the window. When Bart moved out Maggie got his room because Lisa was already in collage by then, so Maggie had the old elm tree outside the window. She pushed herself out the window and grabbed the tree branch.
"Margaret Louise Simpson! You open this door right now!"
"Do you think that I'm really that stupid that I would actually open that door?" Maggie yelled. She slid out the window and down the tree. Upstairs she heard Lisa push the door open and scramble to the window. Maggie dove over the fence into Ned Flanders' yard. After Ned's wife died he got depressed and went to a therapist who looked exactly like his late wife Maude. The got married a little while later and had a baby girl named Mary. Mary was Maggie's best friend and Maggie helped her out with her god-fearing family. Linda Flanders was watering the rose bushes next to the front walk when Maggie came running up.
"Oh hi Margaret! Mary is in the kitchen. She's making pizza if you want to help."
"Thanks Mrs. Flanders!" Maggie dashed through the living room and slid around the corner into the kitchen. Twelve year old Mary stood at the counter making tomato sauce.
"Hey Maggs! Wanna help?"
"Actually I need somewhere to hide, see I kind of ruined Lisa's hair"
"Oh dear! Ok, um hide in my room and I'll hold her off as long as I can!"
"Thanks Mary!" Maggie ran into the front hall and started up the stairs but never made it.
"There you are! You get back here Maggie!" Lisa grabbed maggie by the arm and pulled her out of the house.
"L-Lisa?"
"What?"
"How about I get out my birthday money and you can go and get your hair colored at Harry Shearers."
"Really?"
"Ok."