FBE - Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Pirate of the Caribbean characters or idea. I am only a poor boy who only owns 3 dogs.

Chapter 3

Jack finally gets done with his chin braid, and unties Bill. They sneak out, to find 20 or so soldiers.

Jack : Guess we're gunna hafta do what we did last time.

Will : Nice. Very nice.

They sneaked to the dock and stole a canoe. They put it in the water, and were about to get under it until Bill broke the silence.

Bill : I can't swim.

Will : What are you talking about? You're a soldier and you cant even swim?

Bill : I can't swim.

Jack : Oh, come on. I don't believe this!

Jack pushed Bill into the water. Him and Will watched as Bill struggled beneath the water.

Jack : Oh, he really can't swim. That sucks. Moving along now.

Will : What?! Save him!

Jack : You're kidding right? This is 4-hour Maybeline eye shadow! It's only been 2 hours since I put it on! It hasn't dried yet! Actually, it's been 2 and a half hours. It takes 30 minutes to put everything on!

Before Jack knew it, Will was already underwater.

FBE - sorry for the short chapter.