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Link saves Christmas.

Link was about to sleep on Xmas Eve. Then he remembered: Santa needed cookies and milk! He might starve to death! If he died, the no more Xmas! Link got out cookies and milk, then went to sleep, and was happy that he had saved Christmas.

One year later.

Link was sitting in his chair, a fir eblaing in his fireplace. Oh no, he thought, Santa might get burned. He put out the fire, and slept, happy that he saved Christmas.

A/n: Am I high or what?