The Bachelorette: Wizard Style!

Authors Note: All right, this is a weird concept I came up with. I love the ABC television show the Bachelorette and I love fan fiction and, most importantly, HARRY POTTER! So I figured, combine them! So this is my attempt at it. Please review and tell me what you really think!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!

Here it goes!

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Hermione sat on a stool on the island in her apartment eating a re-heated bowl of spaghetti. She was looking through the pictures Harry and Ginny just sent her of their wedding. She stopped at a picture of the trio, all with their arms wrapped around their significant other, except for Hermione of course. Harry looked exuberantly happy standing next to Ginny, in her beautiful wedding gown. Ron's ears were red with embarrassment with his fiancée Lavender, kissing his cheek (he proposed to her earlier that day). And then there was Hermione, standing alone amongst the lovebirds in her bridesmaid's gown, smiling weakly, waving half-heartedly.

Hermione suddenly felt so alone. The last serious relationship was with Ron, four years ago. Plus, that relationship was filled with arguments about anything and everything. She thought that she could possibly be consumed with being editor for the daily prophet or studying arithmancy every waking hour of the day or trying to figure out which of her many transcripts she has written will be her first book. One thing was for sure; she had no time for social life. She didn't even have time to think about how alone she felt.

Hermione wallowed in her thoughts as she twisted her spaghetti around her fork. In the background she could hear an advertisement on her television.

"Do you need a special someone in your life?"

"Well that would be pleasant," Hermione said aloud.

"Are you in search of the perfect man, but cant seem to find him,"

"Ring-a-ding-ding! You got me," Hermione said again.

"Well then, sign up for that Bachelorette Wizard Style, to find your wizarding soul-mate,"

Hermione laughed at the television for a moment but then spun around, notepad in hand to see where to send her owl. She wrote down the information she needed and began to scribble what they wanted on a piece of parchment.

She took her owl, Herbert, out of its cage and tied the parchment to it.

As Herbert took off Hermione said to herself, "What the hell, I might as well give it a shot,"

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It was to weeks later, and Hermione certainly was not expecting to be receiving a letter from the show. In fact, she forgot about it entirely. Herbert had come home a day after the letter was sent and he was not carrying anything with him.

Tonight she was reading one of her numerous arithmancy books when an owl flew thru her window. The large barn owl landed on her coffee table putting its leg out in order to give her the letter. She untied the letter and gave it a piece of cheese before it flew out of the window as soon as it came.

She unwrapped the letter and it read…

Hermione Granger,

You have been selected to be the star of The Bachelorette Wizard Style! Congratulations!

Two weeks from today you will be apparating to the address below to meet the twenty-five eligible bachelors who we have chosen for you.

St. Marks Square

Venice Italy

Hermione sat there, open mouthed staring at the letter. She could not believe it. She got chosen, and what was more, she was going to be in Venice Italy! She could barely contain her excitement.

Then she did the only thing she could do, tell Ron and Harry. She instantly wrote identical letters to the both of them.

Guess what? I am going to be on The Bachelorette Wizard Style! Make sure to watch it! I am leaving two weeks to go to, just take a wild guess?  VENICE ITALY!

Better go start packing!

Love,

Hermione

And she did exactly as she said she would, began packing.

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It was two weeks from the day Hermione got her letter. Harry and Ron both wrote back to her. They were extremely excited, a bit cautious of course, but still excited. Ron told her that if any of the guys hurt her she should warn them that he and Harry would hunt them down.

Hermione laughed at this, but she knew it was true.

Hermione as walking around her living room checking that she had not forgotten anything she would need. Finally when she confirmed numerous times that she had absolutely everything she would need she stood in the middle of her living room clutching her bags and just before apparating she said out loud, "This she should be interesting."

Hermione had no idea that this would change her life forever.

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Authors Note: What do you think? I know it isn't interesting yet but it will be soon. So review review review!