^^;; Aah... a stupid fic just in time for X-Mas! Much earlier than that, in fact. XD; My first shot at yaoi. o___o er... Shonen-ai... and even that must be part of the "humor" genre. XD

Note: o_O I MAY write a stupid sequel to this... er, okay not a sequel, but a YohxAnna songfic o_o And that depends on the amount of reviews and encouragement I get. Which is obviously none because no one likes my "romance" fics. =_= They are always one-shot because I can't stand writing a lot of... stuff like this. Doesn't mean I dun like yaoi or shonen-ai though X3 Bring on da fluff!

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King, but... *grabs Ren and runs*

Lawyers: COME BACK HERE!

I DO own Ren... FOR NOW. o_o;;

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All I Want For Christmas Is You

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~I don't want a lot for Christmas...

There is just one thing I need...

I don't care about the presents...

Underneath the Christmas tree ...~

Ren: *stares out the window. It is snowing* ...

Yoh: Funga fu fu funga fu fu ^^ *shakes a couple of presents*

Manta: Ren-kun? Is something wrong?

Ren: Shut up.

Manta: O-okay...

Ryu: Isn't Horo Horo back with the firewood yet(yeah, yeah, I know, how unoriginal)?

Ren: ... no.

~I just want you for my own...

More than you could ever know...

Make my wish come true... oh

All I want for Christmas is you ~

Horo: Argh... I can't see a thing!

Kororo: Kruu~!

Horo: Kororo, can you see anything? ... Yeah, dumb question, I know. I'm going to die out here... ;___;

Kororo: ... kruu =_=

Horo: *bumps into something* OW! o_O Oh, it's the door! WE'RE SAVED!

Kororo: o____o;;

Horo: *knocks on the door*

Yoh: *tries to open it* Just a minute!

~I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need, and I

Don't care about the presents

Underneath the Christmas tree ~

*ten minutes later*

Horo: It's frozen, isn't it... -_-

Yoh: Just an hour!!

Anna: Yoh, you've failed you training. A thousand push ups after dinner.

Yoh: Aww but Anna! It's Christmas Eve!

Anna: And if you don't do your push ups, Santa will put you on the "Bad Boys" list!

Yoh: ;_;

Ren: Who's at the door?

Yoh: Funga fu fu?

Manta: I'm guessing, by the sounds of banging, knocking rapidly, and screaming "LEMME IN DAMMIT!", that it's Horo-kun...

Ren: WHAT!?

~I don't need to hang my stocking

There upon the fireplace

Santa Claus won't make me happy

With a toy on Christmas day ~

Yoh: We need someone to help!

Yoh: I KNOW!

All: o_O??

Yoh: HAO!!!

Hao: Yes?

All: *GASP*

Lyserg: *pops out of nowhere* HAO! YOU KILLED MY PARENTS!!

Hao: Thank you for the kind statement, Lyserg.

Lyserg: *fumes and disappears*

Hao: Now, Yoh, what did you call me here for? ^^

Yoh: To BURN UP THE DOOR! ^___^ Funga fu fu!

Anna: YOH! YOU BAKA!

Hao: *burns up the door and a frozen Horo falls in*

Ren: HORO HORO!

Horo(frozen): *twitch*

Manta: *stares in horror and spazzes*

Yoh: Funga fu fu! *hangs up stockings everywhere*

Manta: *un-spazzes* Yoh-kun... why are you saying foonguh... um... foo fah so much?

Yoh: o_O *shrug* Funga fu fu!

Manta: *sweatdrop*

Yoh: Time to hange up the stockings! ^^ *hangs up one for everyone*

~I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you ~

Anna: Everyone, start decorating. Ren, you bring Horo to your room and try to... defrost him.

Ren: ... *mutters* okay.. fine.

Horo(frozen): *twitch*

Kororo: Kruu~~ ;_;

Ryu: *gone*

*hours later*

Horo(frozen): *Mega twitch* I smell food! *drools and un-freezes himself*

Ren: o_O

Horo: REN! ^___^ *glomp*

Ren: ... *turns red and curses under his breath* Kisama!

~I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even wish for snow, and

I just wanna keep on waiting

Underneath the mistletoe ~

Horo: *waiting for Ren under the front door mistletoe* ._.;;

Ren: *waiting for Horo under the back door mistletoe* -_-*

Yoh: I WISH FOR SNOW! ^^

Manta: I WANT TO ASK FOR A LOT THIS CHRISTMAS! ^^

Anna: Everyone is turning hyper...

~I won't make a list and send it

To the North Pole for Saint Nick

I won't even stay awake

To hear those magic reindeer click ~

Horo: *asleep*

Ren: *also asleep*

Anna: REN! HORO! You idiots! Come and eat dinner before your food is devoured by Yoh!

Horo: MY FOOD!

Ren: Horo?

~'Cuz I just want you here tonight

Holding on to me so tight

What more can I do

Oh, Baby all I want for Christmas is you ~

Ren, Horo: *pushes their food around their plate*

Anna: Aren't you too hungry?

Horo: .. nope!

Ren: ...

Yoh: I'll eat yours!

Horo: Here, Yoh. *gives Yoh his plate*

Yoh: Funga fu fu!

Manta: Yoh-kun... I'm full too..

Yoh: Okay, I'll eat yours too funga fu fu! ^^

Manta: -_-?

Anna: What about you, Ren?

Ren: ... I don't want it. *mumbles*

Horo: *jumps up and glomps Ren*

Ren: AAH! KISAMA!!!

~All the lights are shining

So brightly everywhere

And the sound of childrens'

Laughter fills the air ~

Yoh: Ha ha ha! ^_^

Anna: *appears*

Yoh: Ah ah ah! ;_;

Anna: *nerve mark appears*

~And everyone is singing

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

Santa won't you bring me

The one I really need

Won't you please bring my baby to me quickly ~

Ren: o_o *looks up at Horo*

Horo: *big Horo Horo trademark grin that you don't see a lot o_O*

Ren: blushes and looks away* *mutters swear words*

Horo: Ya don't wanna get on the bad boy list right before Christmas morning, do you, Ren-chan? ^_^

Ren: -chan??

Horo: . Well, what do you think? I'm hugging you under the dinner table and you aren't killing me yet and you just turned tomato-colour and turned away from me. o_O

Ren: ... *grumbles*

~I don't want a lot for Christmas

This is all I'm asking for

I just wanna see my baby

Standing right outside my door ~

Ren: It's too cold to go out and stand in front of your door, Horo.

Horo: Same here, Ren-chan. *^^* I'll settle for the dinner table.

Horo: I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

Ren all I want for Christmas, is yoh! ^_^

Ren: ...

Yoh: ^___^?

Horo: Ehehe... whoops... typo? Ehe...

Ren: KISAMA!!! *starts attacking Horo with his kwan-dao*

Horo: AAH! XD

Yoh: Funga fu fu!

Anna: o_o... *sighs*

Manta: ^^ I think I'm getting the hang of this... Funga... fu fah!

Yoh: Fu FU, Manta!

Manta: Ohhhh. Funga.. fu fu! I DID IT!

Yoh: Let's celebrate by hanging out under the mistletoe, funga fu fu! ^_^

Anna: ...=_=;;

Yoh: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Manta: Funga... fu... fu! ^_^

Horo: AAAHHHHH! @_@

Ren: I'M NOT DONE YET! *tries to stab Horo again*

~All I want for Christmas is you, baby

All I want for Christmas is you...~

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0_0 Wow! How stupid! XDD At least I... erm.. SORTA did HoroRen! o_o;; Ah... Ren was very OOC... forgive me for that... But he's also my favourite character! It's hard to pair up your favourite character in a fanfic in my point of view!

I pray that you liked. o______o