Howdy y'all! Once again, thank you so much for the reviews! Please
keep on readin' and reviwin' (I need your opinions!)...
Okay, here's a Kevin Chapter (whoop-ee ((He and Double-D RULE)) )...
Disclaimer: I am sorry to report I do not own EE&E or anything else
special like that.
CHAPTER 5: kevin, saturday 1:15 p.m.
"Hey Rolf!" I yelled to my best friend. "I'm open!"
"Yes Kevin, you are!" He yelled, kicking the soccer ball my way.
"Sweet pass dude!"
As I kicked the ball back, he said, "Thanks!" He then caught
the ball and kicked it up and started dribbling it like the pros! What a
dang show-off. Oh well, he was pretty fun to watch show-off. That is
if you must watch one show-off. "Watching Rolf, Kevin?" he asked
with a grin.
"Yeah," I said, even though I wasn't really paying attention
because a yellow cab pulled into the cul-de-sac. I ran towards Rolf,
who had the ball in in his hand, by his hip, watching too. "Who the
heck rides in a cab?" I asked him.
"Rolf does not know. You see, in Rolf's old country, we don't
drive cabs. No no! That we do not..." Rolf kept going and going. I
wasn't paying attention because Dork, Dork, and Dorky got out of the
car, unloading bags from the trunk.
But it wasn't them that caught my eye -it was the girl.
She was beautiful. Dude! She was so beautiful I don't know
how to describe her!!! Just gorgeous! Like more than my ex-
girlfriend Nazz. Okay, not really girlfriend; but 'girlfriend'. But we
decided we didn't like each other anymore last month and we've been
'broken up' for a while. Actually, it was her idea. She told me she
liked somebody else and she had to raise the nerve to tell them.
Anyways,Nazz was beautiful too. Just not as much as this one. No
where near.
"Ed!" the girl half yelled, half laughed at Ed as he grabbed a
black case with a lot of stickers on them. "Watch it!" and with that,
she jumped up, got a hold of the case, and sat on it. Eddy laughed
while Ed dragged some other bag up Double-D's driveway while Edd
himself looked horrified while the girl sat on a long, black box. I
looked at it closer -it was like the size of a steamer-trunk! Humongo.
I looked closer at the stickers. They said stuff like 'Greenpeace' and
'Save the Whales!'. Dude, what was she -a vegan? If so, that's still
cool. But the stickers... The stickers were like funky bumper stickers
-but you know what? They were cool!!! Edd started talking and she
laughed. Did I mention it was a beautiful one? Well, dude, it was.
"You interested in this girl as well as Rolf?" Rolf asked.
"Sure," I said not paying attention.
Rolf stared at me and said, "Dear me. Please excuse Rolf's
action here." He then slapped me in the face and got my attention.
"There we go Kevin."
I felt dizzy, "Sorry about that dude."
Rolf rolled his eyes, "Rolf insists we go meet this pretty girl."
I stood up straight, as my normal self, "No! I'm not ready!!!"
"Oh really," Rolf muttered as he dragged me towards Double-
D's house where the three Eds and the chick were standing -the cab
had already left.
"Good afternoon Rolf, Kevin," Double-D greeted us. "May I
introduce you to my cousin?" He motioned to the girl sitting on the
black case.
"Hi," she said. "I'm Stevie," she put out her hand to shake.
Rolf bowed, "My pleasure." He then laid a wet one on her hand.
"Um..." Stevie looked as horrified as her cousin did earlier.
Also -how could such a cutie be related to such a dork? "Nice to
meet you... Rolf."
Rolf bowed again while Stevie started looking sick.
"My pleasure," she stuck out her hand and shook mine. Stevie
then wiped her hand on her shorts. Ed came out of the house and
started to take Stevie's seat with him. "Dude! Ed!!!" she screamed.
She looked mad. "Let me take this!!!" she grabbed the box and its
handle and got going.
That was until I asked her, "Dude? What's in that steamer-
trunk?"
Eddy, who I totally had been ignoring before, answered, "It's a
saxophone Kevin. Get a life."
Stevie just stared at him while Edd said, "Now please Eddy. Be
kind!"
"The instrument?" Rolf asked. Stevie nodded. "Wow!" was all
Rolf could utter.
I thought, A saxophone? A dork, and only a dork, plays an
instrument. But she's so cute! I really hoped she wasn't a dork. I
then remembered there are more than one type of sax. "What kind?"
I blured.
She smiled a mouth full of metal (somehow that was cuter on
her versus Jimmy -maybe the no headgear ((or was it retainer
(((dude! I don't know!))) )) ), "Tenor." And with that, she went on
inside.
keep on readin' and reviwin' (I need your opinions!)...
Okay, here's a Kevin Chapter (whoop-ee ((He and Double-D RULE)) )...
Disclaimer: I am sorry to report I do not own EE&E or anything else
special like that.
CHAPTER 5: kevin, saturday 1:15 p.m.
"Hey Rolf!" I yelled to my best friend. "I'm open!"
"Yes Kevin, you are!" He yelled, kicking the soccer ball my way.
"Sweet pass dude!"
As I kicked the ball back, he said, "Thanks!" He then caught
the ball and kicked it up and started dribbling it like the pros! What a
dang show-off. Oh well, he was pretty fun to watch show-off. That is
if you must watch one show-off. "Watching Rolf, Kevin?" he asked
with a grin.
"Yeah," I said, even though I wasn't really paying attention
because a yellow cab pulled into the cul-de-sac. I ran towards Rolf,
who had the ball in in his hand, by his hip, watching too. "Who the
heck rides in a cab?" I asked him.
"Rolf does not know. You see, in Rolf's old country, we don't
drive cabs. No no! That we do not..." Rolf kept going and going. I
wasn't paying attention because Dork, Dork, and Dorky got out of the
car, unloading bags from the trunk.
But it wasn't them that caught my eye -it was the girl.
She was beautiful. Dude! She was so beautiful I don't know
how to describe her!!! Just gorgeous! Like more than my ex-
girlfriend Nazz. Okay, not really girlfriend; but 'girlfriend'. But we
decided we didn't like each other anymore last month and we've been
'broken up' for a while. Actually, it was her idea. She told me she
liked somebody else and she had to raise the nerve to tell them.
Anyways,Nazz was beautiful too. Just not as much as this one. No
where near.
"Ed!" the girl half yelled, half laughed at Ed as he grabbed a
black case with a lot of stickers on them. "Watch it!" and with that,
she jumped up, got a hold of the case, and sat on it. Eddy laughed
while Ed dragged some other bag up Double-D's driveway while Edd
himself looked horrified while the girl sat on a long, black box. I
looked at it closer -it was like the size of a steamer-trunk! Humongo.
I looked closer at the stickers. They said stuff like 'Greenpeace' and
'Save the Whales!'. Dude, what was she -a vegan? If so, that's still
cool. But the stickers... The stickers were like funky bumper stickers
-but you know what? They were cool!!! Edd started talking and she
laughed. Did I mention it was a beautiful one? Well, dude, it was.
"You interested in this girl as well as Rolf?" Rolf asked.
"Sure," I said not paying attention.
Rolf stared at me and said, "Dear me. Please excuse Rolf's
action here." He then slapped me in the face and got my attention.
"There we go Kevin."
I felt dizzy, "Sorry about that dude."
Rolf rolled his eyes, "Rolf insists we go meet this pretty girl."
I stood up straight, as my normal self, "No! I'm not ready!!!"
"Oh really," Rolf muttered as he dragged me towards Double-
D's house where the three Eds and the chick were standing -the cab
had already left.
"Good afternoon Rolf, Kevin," Double-D greeted us. "May I
introduce you to my cousin?" He motioned to the girl sitting on the
black case.
"Hi," she said. "I'm Stevie," she put out her hand to shake.
Rolf bowed, "My pleasure." He then laid a wet one on her hand.
"Um..." Stevie looked as horrified as her cousin did earlier.
Also -how could such a cutie be related to such a dork? "Nice to
meet you... Rolf."
Rolf bowed again while Stevie started looking sick.
"My pleasure," she stuck out her hand and shook mine. Stevie
then wiped her hand on her shorts. Ed came out of the house and
started to take Stevie's seat with him. "Dude! Ed!!!" she screamed.
She looked mad. "Let me take this!!!" she grabbed the box and its
handle and got going.
That was until I asked her, "Dude? What's in that steamer-
trunk?"
Eddy, who I totally had been ignoring before, answered, "It's a
saxophone Kevin. Get a life."
Stevie just stared at him while Edd said, "Now please Eddy. Be
kind!"
"The instrument?" Rolf asked. Stevie nodded. "Wow!" was all
Rolf could utter.
I thought, A saxophone? A dork, and only a dork, plays an
instrument. But she's so cute! I really hoped she wasn't a dork. I
then remembered there are more than one type of sax. "What kind?"
I blured.
She smiled a mouth full of metal (somehow that was cuter on
her versus Jimmy -maybe the no headgear ((or was it retainer
(((dude! I don't know!))) )) ), "Tenor." And with that, she went on
inside.