Hi guysand gals! im bo bo the clown and i'd like to say..GIMME A BREAK! *calms down*
ok, i was just re reeading one of ladydoncaster's stories, 'secrets', and i saw so many funny blips that i had to share them with u!
declaimer: the characters in this story belong to j.k. rowling. the actual blipps in this blipper belong to, my favorite slash writer, ladydoncaster! (ladydoncaster, if u feel i am stealing this and u get realy ticked, fine, tell me and i will delete it.)
"So," Dumbledore continued, "Draco is no longer working for Voldemort."
Malfoy looked insulted and Harry shook his head in disbelief. If he was working for the Order he couldn't very well be working for Voldemort, could he?
"Well, duh."
"I was never working for You-Know-Who!"
"What, scared of saying your masters name?" Harry said maliciously.
"Bugger off, Wonder Boy!"
"Stupid Dragon!"
"Mudblood lover!"
"BLONDE!" (A/N Ohhh... that one was below the bra strap, Harry...)
Malfoy sat in a stunned silence.
later
They walked in silence to the astronomy tower, and Draco finally managed to locate the entrance to their dorm; a statue of a lion with a snake for it's tail.
"What's the password?" Harry asked.
Draco shrugged. "Maybe it's voice activated," he suggested.
Harry shook his head. "It would have opened by now," he said.
"Ok. Think of a phrase," Draco instructed.
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus?" Harry guessed. The statue didn't move.
"Wonder Boy?" Draco suggested. Nothing happened.
"Draco the Dragon?"
"Leo?"
"Nardo DiCaprio?" Harry attached to the end of Draco's sentence. Draco raised an eyebrow at him.
"Leonardo DiCaprio. Famous actor, starred in Titanic," Harry explained
later.
"Oh." Draco looked down at his plate, which was full of his favourite food, roast chicken, lots of different potatoes (he favoured roast and mashed) and lots of gravy. A small note suddenly appeared by his knife.
'Draco,
Remember to eat lots of healthy green vegetables!
Narcissa'
Draco sighed, and said to the plate, "Peas, green beans and broccoli. Happy, mother?"
Harry looked on, slightly bemused as another note appeared.
'What about carrots?'
And Harry couldn't help but laugh at the look on Draco's face
**/*
hehe. more to come.
ok, i was just re reeading one of ladydoncaster's stories, 'secrets', and i saw so many funny blips that i had to share them with u!
declaimer: the characters in this story belong to j.k. rowling. the actual blipps in this blipper belong to, my favorite slash writer, ladydoncaster! (ladydoncaster, if u feel i am stealing this and u get realy ticked, fine, tell me and i will delete it.)
"So," Dumbledore continued, "Draco is no longer working for Voldemort."
Malfoy looked insulted and Harry shook his head in disbelief. If he was working for the Order he couldn't very well be working for Voldemort, could he?
"Well, duh."
"I was never working for You-Know-Who!"
"What, scared of saying your masters name?" Harry said maliciously.
"Bugger off, Wonder Boy!"
"Stupid Dragon!"
"Mudblood lover!"
"BLONDE!" (A/N Ohhh... that one was below the bra strap, Harry...)
Malfoy sat in a stunned silence.
later
They walked in silence to the astronomy tower, and Draco finally managed to locate the entrance to their dorm; a statue of a lion with a snake for it's tail.
"What's the password?" Harry asked.
Draco shrugged. "Maybe it's voice activated," he suggested.
Harry shook his head. "It would have opened by now," he said.
"Ok. Think of a phrase," Draco instructed.
"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus?" Harry guessed. The statue didn't move.
"Wonder Boy?" Draco suggested. Nothing happened.
"Draco the Dragon?"
"Leo?"
"Nardo DiCaprio?" Harry attached to the end of Draco's sentence. Draco raised an eyebrow at him.
"Leonardo DiCaprio. Famous actor, starred in Titanic," Harry explained
later.
"Oh." Draco looked down at his plate, which was full of his favourite food, roast chicken, lots of different potatoes (he favoured roast and mashed) and lots of gravy. A small note suddenly appeared by his knife.
'Draco,
Remember to eat lots of healthy green vegetables!
Narcissa'
Draco sighed, and said to the plate, "Peas, green beans and broccoli. Happy, mother?"
Harry looked on, slightly bemused as another note appeared.
'What about carrots?'
And Harry couldn't help but laugh at the look on Draco's face
**/*
hehe. more to come.