You guys...just so you know, this story is, unfourtunatly, not real. And I dont' own rights to Hey Arnold! If I did, there'd be The Jungle Movie, The Pitaki's, etc etc...

Arnold walked into a forest and saw Lila.

Arnold: Hi Lila

Lila: Arnold, as I've told you many times before, I don't like-you like, I just like you.

Arnold: But I was just saying hi. I never said you did.

Lila: You were thinking it.

Arnold: No, actually I wasn't and you don't have to be so vain about it.

Lila: Well, you know what they say; it's not easy being perfect.

Arnold: You know what? I've had enough of this!

Lila: Yeah, well you have no idea how hard it is being cute-little-me.

Arnold got mad.

Arnold: Yeah well...forget you!! I've never really liked you anyway!

Lila: Oh yes you have.

Arnold: I admit that, but I can't believe I did.

Lila: As much fun as it is to wallow in self-denial, I'd much like it if you did that elsewhere, and not around me.

Arnold got mad and left Lila alone with her deers, birds and other nature animals. He walked to the park and saw Helga.

Arnold: Hi Helga.

Helga: Hi Arnold. Why are you upset?

Arnold: Because I hate Lila and I can't believe that I actually once liked- her liked her.

Helga: Yeah she is pretty gay.

Arnold: Actually I must've been gay to fall for her.

Helga: Yeah.

Arnold: What?

Helga: Nothing.

Arnold: Okay. Do you want to do away with her?

Helga: Okay. I was hoping you'd finally come to your senses.

Arnold: Okay.

Arnold and Helga walked up to Lila and pushed her off a cliff. She died.

Helga: Cool.

Arnold: Want to go to Slausens?

Helga: Okay.

Arnold: Okay.

The End.