Wow, I haven't updated this thing in -what? Forever? Wow. Just
kidding! Oh, by the way, HEY SID -REVIEW PLEASE (you know who you
are)!!!! Also, you may find this chapter a little odd since people
don't think that great of Plank. Sorry this chapter's short, I
believe the next one's longer!

Disclaimer: I do not own EE&E despite my many attempts to do so.
CHAPTER 14: plank, sunday 10:32 a.m.

"Hey look!" I said to Jonny. "Here comes that cute girl and...
Kevin?"

Jonny looked at me disgusted. "Plank, you know it's not good
for you to like Stevie! She's a human! Plus, I doubt she can even
communicate with you!"

I had to admit it, Jonny was right. I mean, c'mon now, Jonny
was the only one who listened to me... People can only hear me if
they want and I guess Jonny was the only human who wanted to.
Whoop-dee-doo. What a gang of friends I have. One. Jonny. I love
Jonny as a friend and all but it would be great if I could sometime talk
to Edd or someone who actually cared about science!

I sighed and Jonny stared at me, "You okay buddy?"

"Yeah..." was all I could force out.

"Hey!" Jonny exclaimed. "Stevie, Kevin, and Rolf are playing
basketball and Stevie looks like she's doin' pretty good! Whoa!"

I looked over that way and saw a game that looked like Stevie
and Kevin were playing against Rolf and actually doing pretty good.
"Whoo-hoo!" I could hear Stevie cry from the other side of the park
when she made a basket. If only I could play a game where you
could move, like basketball. Or baseball. Or something!

After a while, Jonny and I got bored of the teeter-totters so we
went to the b-ball courts. "Hi ya fellas!" Jonny said to the three.

Stevie looked up, "Hey Jonny, hi Plank!" My goodness!
Somebody actually said "hi" to me! Hee hee. Kevin just looked up
while Rolf cheated to make a shot.

"Hi," I replied.

"Plank says 'hi' Stevie," Jonny grinned.

Stevie nodded and went back to playing. But still, she said "hi".
The cutest girl in the cul-de-sac said "hi" to me, a little piece of wood
with a crudley drawn face.

I felt like the luckiest guy in the world. Tee hee. But would
Stevie ever listen to me?