Away In Tortuga
(Sung to Away In a Manger)
#1 of the PotC X-mas Carols installments
Author's Notes: Hello! I'm back again! Every year for the past two years, I have been doing some sort of Christmas carol parody. Did Kenshin last year, and Weiss Kreuz the year before. This year, yup, it's obvious, I'm doing the PotC theme. This is, at the moment, the only one I have written. Depending on the reception, I may or may not write more. Either way, hope you everyone enjoys it. And yays! The PotC DVD came out today!!!
Disclaimer: This is fan fun only. The characters belong to Disney.
Away In Tortuga
Away in Tortuga, no coins for a bed,
The toasted Jack Sparrow laid down his drunk head.
The whores in the tavern frowned down where he lay,
The pirate Jack Sparrow passed out as he may.
The strumpets are scheming, the pirate asleep.
The drunken Jack Sparrow rests without a peep.
When he wakes at morning and missing his purse,
his pistol and cutlass, his headache grows worse.
(Sung to Away In a Manger)
#1 of the PotC X-mas Carols installments
Author's Notes: Hello! I'm back again! Every year for the past two years, I have been doing some sort of Christmas carol parody. Did Kenshin last year, and Weiss Kreuz the year before. This year, yup, it's obvious, I'm doing the PotC theme. This is, at the moment, the only one I have written. Depending on the reception, I may or may not write more. Either way, hope you everyone enjoys it. And yays! The PotC DVD came out today!!!
Disclaimer: This is fan fun only. The characters belong to Disney.
Away In Tortuga
Away in Tortuga, no coins for a bed,
The toasted Jack Sparrow laid down his drunk head.
The whores in the tavern frowned down where he lay,
The pirate Jack Sparrow passed out as he may.
The strumpets are scheming, the pirate asleep.
The drunken Jack Sparrow rests without a peep.
When he wakes at morning and missing his purse,
his pistol and cutlass, his headache grows worse.