I guess it's safe to say that you guys probably won't see this story

getting updated daily. *Laughs* Anywhoo, here's another chapter.

Yea!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own EE&E... If I did, I highly doubt I'd be

sitting here typing up a story just to post on the internet. Oh well,

enjoy!

CHAPTER 19: stevie, saturday 9:34 a.m.

I opened my left eye and turned to my clock. The numbers

were fuzzy but I could still see the numbers '9:34'. I sighed and got

up. 'I guess it's late enough,' I thought to myself as I put on my

glasses and made my bed.

Once downstairs I saw Double-D scrubbing the kitchen floor,

"What's up dude?"

Edd looked up, "Oh, it's you Stevie."

I nodded, "Yeah, it's me!"

"So," Edd was on his knees now, "I suppose you want

breakfast."

I shrugged, "Yeah, I guess if it's not too much trouble for you."

Sockie was on his feet now, "I purposely didn't clean near the

coffee-make or cupboard for you." He walked to the fridge, which

was also on dirty ground. Out he got some milk, "Here ya go."

"Thanks," I smiled, grabbing a bowl and a box of Health-Nut-E-

O's. I poured the cereal into the bowl, put the box away and went to

get myself a cup of java. As I was sitting down at the kitchen table -

also in dirty territory mind you- I heard a knock on the door. "Edd, can

you get that?"

"Sure thing Stevie," Edd said running towards the door. I had to

laugh, his run was so pathetic!

Edd opened the door, "Is Sleeping Beauty still sleeping?" I felt

sick. Then Eddy walked in and said, "Hey Stevie, what ya eatin'? -

Chunky Puffs?"

"Hullo Stevie," Ed grinned as he walked in with a big sloppy

grin. I smiled towards him and looked at Eddy who was now,

unfortuantely, sitting across the table from me.

Eddy peered into my bowl, "Eeew! What is that crud?"

I glared at him, "Health-Nut-E-O's, want some?"

"Wouldn't dare eat a bite."

I shrugged and took a sip of my coffee. "So, Eddy," Double-D

said, sitting next to me (Ed was currently wandering around the

kitchen). "Any special reason for coming this early in the morning?"

Eddy shrugged as he got up to get himself the box of Chunky

Puffs, "Not much."

He poured himself a bowl at the counter, got to the bottom of

the box, and threw the toy out. Wouldn't you know it ended up hitting

me on the head. I sighed as picked the toy off the floor. "Hey Ed," I

said teasingly, waving the toy around. "Look at this spiffy decoding

ring Eddy got for you!"

Ed stopped from his wandering and looked at the ring in my

hand. "Ooooh my gosh!" he squeaked eyeing it. "It looks like the ring

from 'My Life as a Teenage Sock!' Can I have it?" He looked at

Eddy. "Please Eddy? Can I?"

Eddy shrugged from his bowl, "Sure thing, Lumpy."

Ed then lunged for it, jumping like a whale. He caught the ring

in his teeth and then fell on the table. "Oh man," I murmured. The

table had totally collapsed under his weight and now it was ground

level with milk and cereal everywhere.

"Nice one, Monobrow," Eddy said laughing.

"ED!" Double-D roared.

Ed stood up, "Sorry Double-D... Ed was just trying to be a

dolphin."

Edd looked upset, "How do I ever explain this to mother and

father?"

I stood up from my chair and backed it into the corner. "Well," I

started. "We could raise money."

Double-D looked bug-eyed at me and Eddy looked evil, "I feel a

scam coming on boys."