Orchid: Okay everyone!
Misty: To our first Fairy Tale!
Orchid: And this Chapter is dedicated to our favorite author Akiko Date, and her story Defective Detectives!
Misty: our very favorite story on the net.
Orchid: So make sure you check it out!
https://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1516464
Misty: To the story!
Disclaimer: We don't own Golden Sun, Pokemon (misty), these fairy tales, or Defective Detectives (Akiko does!)
Golden Sun's
Hansel and Grettel
(Felix and Jenna)
Jenna: Hey! Why is the guy first?
Felix: because guys are better than girls . . . WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! [Felix's head now a very burnt black]
Cast:
Felix: Hansel
Jenna: Grettel
Sheba: Narrator
Agatio: Dad
Alex: Evil Witch
Sheba: Once upon a time there were 2 little kids named Felix and Jenna. They're mom died, and their father hated them.
Felix: [yelling to nothing] I hate you Orchid!
Jenna: No kidding.
Felix: Whoever came up with the idea of the GS characters acting out old fairy tales anyways?
Jenna: Some English assignment.
Sheba: Back to the intro!
Jenna and Felix: [pout]
Sheba: So one day their father wanted to get them lost in the woods. [shows Felix making a path of rocks] but Felix made a path of rocks so he could find a way back home.
Felix: This is dumb.
Jenna: By the way? Who are we following? Who's our dad's anyways?
Agatio: [appears in front of them] I'm your dad!
Jenna and Felix (JandF): 0_o AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!! [run off]
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JandF: [alone in a forest]
Felix: I'm hungry!
Jenna: Me too!
Felix: Should we try and find a way back home?
Jenna: WHAT?!? With Agatio there? I don't think so!
Felix: Well might as well find a place to stay.
Jenna: You're right! Hey! Do you smell that?
Felix: [sniffs] yeah! It smells like gingerbread!
Jenna: Yummy! It's coming from this direction! [begins running off]
Felix: Wait for me!
Sheba: And they came upon a house made of candy. Oh no! What have you done Orchid!?!
Jenna: Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!
Felix: [tries to hold her back] No Jenna! Don't do it! You'll get fat!
Jenna: [takes a handful of gingerbread]
Alex: [from inside reading scripts] Nibble, nibble, little mouse, Who is nibbling on my house?
Jenna: Alex? [see's Alex] ALEX!!! You're here! [hugs Alex]
Alex: . . . you're choking me!
Jenna: oops.
Alex: That's alright Jenna, don't worry, you can stay here tonight!
Felix: Thanks Alex, you're a great help!
All: [enter the house while eating candy]
Alex: [stuffs JandF and sends them to bed]
Felix: I am full.
Jenna: me too [burps] excuse me...
FandJ: [fall asleep]
Sheba: But what the two little children didn't know, was that Alex was really and evil Alex clone from Akiko and Elena's Defective Detectives! And he really wanted to eat them for dinner! Wait a moment! Orchid! How can robots eat?
Orchid: Oops, oh well. Just follow the scripts it doesn't really matter.
Sheba: whatever.
Evil Alex Clone: [dancing around a boiling cauldron] I've got them now; they sha'n't escape me! Wa-ha-ha!
Alex: Ooh [looking over sleeping Felix] Yummy! [grabs him and locks him in a cellar]
Felix: wow! There's moss growing in here! Cool!
Jenna: Felix! Nooo!!
Sheba: but it was no use, and Jenna couldn't do anything because of Felix's love for plants.
Alex: [carrying a bowl of leafy greens, and singing] eat up little Venus Adept!
Jenna: Nooo! Alex! Why? [begins pounding Alex]
Alex: [brings in a torch and a holder and sets it in front of Jenna]
Jenna: ooh . . . pretty . . .
Sheba: with both Jenna and Felix mesmerized, they could not escape! Every day, the evil Alex clone would come down to the cellar to see if he was getting fatter. But Felix always stuck out a piece of bone, and the EAC with a brain size of 3 millimeters in diameter didn't know the difference. So one day he decided he was just going to eat Felix even if he wasn't fat.
Alex: Yum yum yum!
Jenna: Don't eat my brother!
Alex: Wait! You're supposed to be mezmerized.
Jenna: I know, but the torch went out. Do you have any more matches?
Alex: oh yes, in the kitchen drawer to your right.
Jenna: Yay! Matches.
Sheba: but Jenna being a Fire Adept decided that just burning one single torch wasn't enough. So she decided to set the whole building on fire.
Alex: What are you doing! 0_o
Jenna: lighting the torch! ^_^
Alex: But the kitchen is on fire!
Jenna: Isn't it pretty?
Alex: but that's the kitchen!
Jenna: why?
Alex: because!
Jenna: Why?
Sheba: because Alex clone was a robot, he shut down because his brain wasn't big enough to determine what to do during a fire, and was burned.
Jenna: Felix! Felix! We are free!
Felix: [still looking at the moss] what?
Jenna: the evil Alex is dead! Lets go into the forest where we'll be safe!
Felix: [grins] I like forest even more than moss!
Sheba: and So Jenna and Felix escaped into the woods and lived there in happiness, until Orchid returns with another scary fairy tale...the end!
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Orchid: Yay! And erm, I hope it was all right that I used the Alex clone from Akiko's defective detectives. If she protests, I'll take it out. Wow...it's late.
Misty: yeah. It's twelve.
Orchid: I like review...and goodnight....
Misty: To our first Fairy Tale!
Orchid: And this Chapter is dedicated to our favorite author Akiko Date, and her story Defective Detectives!
Misty: our very favorite story on the net.
Orchid: So make sure you check it out!
https://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1516464
Misty: To the story!
Disclaimer: We don't own Golden Sun, Pokemon (misty), these fairy tales, or Defective Detectives (Akiko does!)
Golden Sun's
Hansel and Grettel
(Felix and Jenna)
Jenna: Hey! Why is the guy first?
Felix: because guys are better than girls . . . WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!! [Felix's head now a very burnt black]
Cast:
Felix: Hansel
Jenna: Grettel
Sheba: Narrator
Agatio: Dad
Alex: Evil Witch
Sheba: Once upon a time there were 2 little kids named Felix and Jenna. They're mom died, and their father hated them.
Felix: [yelling to nothing] I hate you Orchid!
Jenna: No kidding.
Felix: Whoever came up with the idea of the GS characters acting out old fairy tales anyways?
Jenna: Some English assignment.
Sheba: Back to the intro!
Jenna and Felix: [pout]
Sheba: So one day their father wanted to get them lost in the woods. [shows Felix making a path of rocks] but Felix made a path of rocks so he could find a way back home.
Felix: This is dumb.
Jenna: By the way? Who are we following? Who's our dad's anyways?
Agatio: [appears in front of them] I'm your dad!
Jenna and Felix (JandF): 0_o AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!! [run off]
~* * * * *~
JandF: [alone in a forest]
Felix: I'm hungry!
Jenna: Me too!
Felix: Should we try and find a way back home?
Jenna: WHAT?!? With Agatio there? I don't think so!
Felix: Well might as well find a place to stay.
Jenna: You're right! Hey! Do you smell that?
Felix: [sniffs] yeah! It smells like gingerbread!
Jenna: Yummy! It's coming from this direction! [begins running off]
Felix: Wait for me!
Sheba: And they came upon a house made of candy. Oh no! What have you done Orchid!?!
Jenna: Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar! Sugar!
Felix: [tries to hold her back] No Jenna! Don't do it! You'll get fat!
Jenna: [takes a handful of gingerbread]
Alex: [from inside reading scripts] Nibble, nibble, little mouse, Who is nibbling on my house?
Jenna: Alex? [see's Alex] ALEX!!! You're here! [hugs Alex]
Alex: . . . you're choking me!
Jenna: oops.
Alex: That's alright Jenna, don't worry, you can stay here tonight!
Felix: Thanks Alex, you're a great help!
All: [enter the house while eating candy]
Alex: [stuffs JandF and sends them to bed]
Felix: I am full.
Jenna: me too [burps] excuse me...
FandJ: [fall asleep]
Sheba: But what the two little children didn't know, was that Alex was really and evil Alex clone from Akiko and Elena's Defective Detectives! And he really wanted to eat them for dinner! Wait a moment! Orchid! How can robots eat?
Orchid: Oops, oh well. Just follow the scripts it doesn't really matter.
Sheba: whatever.
Evil Alex Clone: [dancing around a boiling cauldron] I've got them now; they sha'n't escape me! Wa-ha-ha!
Alex: Ooh [looking over sleeping Felix] Yummy! [grabs him and locks him in a cellar]
Felix: wow! There's moss growing in here! Cool!
Jenna: Felix! Nooo!!
Sheba: but it was no use, and Jenna couldn't do anything because of Felix's love for plants.
Alex: [carrying a bowl of leafy greens, and singing] eat up little Venus Adept!
Jenna: Nooo! Alex! Why? [begins pounding Alex]
Alex: [brings in a torch and a holder and sets it in front of Jenna]
Jenna: ooh . . . pretty . . .
Sheba: with both Jenna and Felix mesmerized, they could not escape! Every day, the evil Alex clone would come down to the cellar to see if he was getting fatter. But Felix always stuck out a piece of bone, and the EAC with a brain size of 3 millimeters in diameter didn't know the difference. So one day he decided he was just going to eat Felix even if he wasn't fat.
Alex: Yum yum yum!
Jenna: Don't eat my brother!
Alex: Wait! You're supposed to be mezmerized.
Jenna: I know, but the torch went out. Do you have any more matches?
Alex: oh yes, in the kitchen drawer to your right.
Jenna: Yay! Matches.
Sheba: but Jenna being a Fire Adept decided that just burning one single torch wasn't enough. So she decided to set the whole building on fire.
Alex: What are you doing! 0_o
Jenna: lighting the torch! ^_^
Alex: But the kitchen is on fire!
Jenna: Isn't it pretty?
Alex: but that's the kitchen!
Jenna: why?
Alex: because!
Jenna: Why?
Sheba: because Alex clone was a robot, he shut down because his brain wasn't big enough to determine what to do during a fire, and was burned.
Jenna: Felix! Felix! We are free!
Felix: [still looking at the moss] what?
Jenna: the evil Alex is dead! Lets go into the forest where we'll be safe!
Felix: [grins] I like forest even more than moss!
Sheba: and So Jenna and Felix escaped into the woods and lived there in happiness, until Orchid returns with another scary fairy tale...the end!
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Orchid: Yay! And erm, I hope it was all right that I used the Alex clone from Akiko's defective detectives. If she protests, I'll take it out. Wow...it's late.
Misty: yeah. It's twelve.
Orchid: I like review...and goodnight....