Felix and the Beanstalk
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Picard: All bow to Naomi, self proclaimed Queen of OOCness!
Naomi: What are you doing here, Picard? You're not my muse.
Picard: Garet's taking a day off. Besides, he said that this fic was so dumb that he wanted nothing to do with it.
Naomi: Oh, alright. Well, this fic is dadicated to Elena, dispite how dumb Garet-chan thinks it is. I decided to dedicate it to her, since she might feel left out about Akiko getting the last story dedicated to her. Oh, and one more thing. POW POW PICARD!
Picard: @_@ Oro?
Naomi: Nice inpression of my Kenshin-kun, Picard.
Picard: I know! Isn't it gweat?!
Naomi: And Homestar.
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Felix: Wow. It's a boring day.
Mia: Felix, get your lazy butt into town and sell the last djinni!
Flint: *blink*
Felix: Yes'm. *stays standing still*
Mia: *whacks Felix with slave driving whip* MOVE!
Felix: *running to town with Flint in hand* Yes'm!
Masked Man: Hey! Felix!
Felix: Isaac, why are you wearing my mask?!
Isaac: *taking off the mask* How'd you know it was me?!
Felix: It's kinda hard to miss your yellow scarf.
Isaac: Yes, well...
Felix: So what do you want?
Isaac: If you give me Flint, then I'll give you three magic Psy Stars.
Felix: Um...
Isaac: *humming Jepeordy theme song*
Felix: What is...yes?
Isaac: That is correct! *grabs Flint*
Felix: What about the Psy Stars?
Isaac: Sure, sure. *Hands Felix 3 rocdks*
Felix: Hey! These are just stones!
Isaac: Well, you can't expect magic Psy stars to look like normal Psy Stars, can you?
Felix: Oh, okay. Thanks, Isaac!
Isaac: Don't mention it. Bwahahahaha! Bwahahahaha! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Felix: You okay, Isaac?
Isaac: Um, yeah. See ya Felix! *disapears in a burst of smoke*
Felix: Man, I've got to get him to teach me that. *walks home*
Mia: Felix, where's the money?
Felix: Your boyfriend gave me some rocks for it.
Mia: *blink* Picard gave you rocks?
Felix: Not Picard; I meant Isaac!
Mia: Felix, you forget that Naomi despises Mudshipping.
Felix: But didn't she used to be a Steamshipper?
Mia: USED to. Then she realized how ridiculous it was.
Felix: Well, just as long as she isn't a Zitshipper.
Mia: Right. Anyway, now my script says that I have to glacier you for just getting rocks. *casts glacier* See you Felix. I'm going to Garet's party. *walks away*
Felix: Wait, Mia! I can't feel my feet! This sucks. This really sucks. This sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks... *three hours later*...sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks...
Jenna: Hey, Felix.
Felix: Jenna, get me out of here!
Jenna: How about...no.
Felix: No?! Why not?!
Jenna: You wouldn't let me go out on a date with Isaac-chan last week. Bye, Felix. *walks off*
Felix: Crap. This sucks...wait...no, I don't want to start that again. Wait, I can move my arms! *casts Mad Growth and is carried by the plants into the clouds* Awesome! Now I can do some exploring out here! *walks onto the cloud* *falls through* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
THE END!
***
Picard: And the moral of this story is: Never walk on clouds!
Naomi: Finally, I got this done. Orchid's been badgering me all of October to do this. I remember one of our many "conversations"...
*flashback*
Orchid: Naomi, have you worked on your fairytale yet?
Naomi: *cough*no*cough*
Orchid: nAoMi! I told Akiko that you would have it up on Saturday!
Naomi: I'll have it up by Saturday!
Orchid: I meant last Saturday!
*present time*
Picard: But it is now Sunday and you are just finishing the story.
Naomi: Shuttup!
***
Picard: All bow to Naomi, self proclaimed Queen of OOCness!
Naomi: What are you doing here, Picard? You're not my muse.
Picard: Garet's taking a day off. Besides, he said that this fic was so dumb that he wanted nothing to do with it.
Naomi: Oh, alright. Well, this fic is dadicated to Elena, dispite how dumb Garet-chan thinks it is. I decided to dedicate it to her, since she might feel left out about Akiko getting the last story dedicated to her. Oh, and one more thing. POW POW PICARD!
Picard: @_@ Oro?
Naomi: Nice inpression of my Kenshin-kun, Picard.
Picard: I know! Isn't it gweat?!
Naomi: And Homestar.
***
Felix: Wow. It's a boring day.
Mia: Felix, get your lazy butt into town and sell the last djinni!
Flint: *blink*
Felix: Yes'm. *stays standing still*
Mia: *whacks Felix with slave driving whip* MOVE!
Felix: *running to town with Flint in hand* Yes'm!
Masked Man: Hey! Felix!
Felix: Isaac, why are you wearing my mask?!
Isaac: *taking off the mask* How'd you know it was me?!
Felix: It's kinda hard to miss your yellow scarf.
Isaac: Yes, well...
Felix: So what do you want?
Isaac: If you give me Flint, then I'll give you three magic Psy Stars.
Felix: Um...
Isaac: *humming Jepeordy theme song*
Felix: What is...yes?
Isaac: That is correct! *grabs Flint*
Felix: What about the Psy Stars?
Isaac: Sure, sure. *Hands Felix 3 rocdks*
Felix: Hey! These are just stones!
Isaac: Well, you can't expect magic Psy stars to look like normal Psy Stars, can you?
Felix: Oh, okay. Thanks, Isaac!
Isaac: Don't mention it. Bwahahahaha! Bwahahahaha! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Felix: You okay, Isaac?
Isaac: Um, yeah. See ya Felix! *disapears in a burst of smoke*
Felix: Man, I've got to get him to teach me that. *walks home*
Mia: Felix, where's the money?
Felix: Your boyfriend gave me some rocks for it.
Mia: *blink* Picard gave you rocks?
Felix: Not Picard; I meant Isaac!
Mia: Felix, you forget that Naomi despises Mudshipping.
Felix: But didn't she used to be a Steamshipper?
Mia: USED to. Then she realized how ridiculous it was.
Felix: Well, just as long as she isn't a Zitshipper.
Mia: Right. Anyway, now my script says that I have to glacier you for just getting rocks. *casts glacier* See you Felix. I'm going to Garet's party. *walks away*
Felix: Wait, Mia! I can't feel my feet! This sucks. This really sucks. This sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks... *three hours later*...sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks...
Jenna: Hey, Felix.
Felix: Jenna, get me out of here!
Jenna: How about...no.
Felix: No?! Why not?!
Jenna: You wouldn't let me go out on a date with Isaac-chan last week. Bye, Felix. *walks off*
Felix: Crap. This sucks...wait...no, I don't want to start that again. Wait, I can move my arms! *casts Mad Growth and is carried by the plants into the clouds* Awesome! Now I can do some exploring out here! *walks onto the cloud* *falls through* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
THE END!
***
Picard: And the moral of this story is: Never walk on clouds!
Naomi: Finally, I got this done. Orchid's been badgering me all of October to do this. I remember one of our many "conversations"...
*flashback*
Orchid: Naomi, have you worked on your fairytale yet?
Naomi: *cough*no*cough*
Orchid: nAoMi! I told Akiko that you would have it up on Saturday!
Naomi: I'll have it up by Saturday!
Orchid: I meant last Saturday!
*present time*
Picard: But it is now Sunday and you are just finishing the story.
Naomi: Shuttup!