Disclaimer: We don't own the fairy tales, golden sun, pokemon, monty python, or anything else like that.
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Sheba and the Seven Adepts
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
By Orchid the Jupiter Adept
~*^Dedicated to Vanillacat^*~
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Cast:
Snow White: Sheba
Prince: Ivan
Evil Step Mother: Jenna
Mirror: Karst
Hunter: Menardi
Narrator: Mia
Doc: Isaac
Grumpy: Felix
Dopey: Garet
Sneezy: Agatio
Sleepy: Saturos
Bashful: Susa [you know, that one guy that tried to kill the Dragon?]
Happy: Picard
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Mia: Once upon a time, in a galax-I mean land far far away, there was an evil step-mother who loved her own image more than anything.
Jenna: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Karst: [rolls her eyes] Why did I end u as a stupid mirror.
Jenna: Ahem, I'm waiting for my answer!
Karst: Oh, yeah, you're the fairest of them all.
Mia: Every hour Jenna asked the magical mirror that, and she would get the same answer, since mirrors could not lie.
Karst: Erk that!
Mia: So one day, the magical mirror used it's powers to make someone else more beautiful just to get on Jenna's nerves, and that more beautiful person was... her best friend Sheba.
Jenna: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Karst: [evil grin] Hair of gold, eyes emerald has she, Sheba is far fairer than thee.
Jenna: WHAT?!!
Mia: She shrieked unhappily.
Jenna: how could this be!? I'm am far beautiful than her! That stupid little midget girl will get what she deserves.
Karst: yes, go and kill her right now. Stab yourself while your at it.
Jenna: [eyes suspiciously] Are you plotting something mirror? Aren't you supposed to speak in rhymes.
Karst: What?! Stupid rhymes, like I'm going to speak in rhymes?!?
Jenna: But you just...
Karst: Rhymes are stupid, just like cupid.
Jenna: um... okay.
Karst: Now go away, I have nothing more to say.
Jenna: whatever.
Mia: So the evil friend called for her evil hunt lady named Menardi.
Jenna: Go and take Sheba into the meadows and kill her. Bring back her heart that I may know the deed is done.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: that's no way to agree with me.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: say it right.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: Yes Ma'aM
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: YES MA'AM!!!
Menardi: yes'm
Jenna: I give up.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: Stop that!
Menardi: yes'm
Jenna: -_-+ erg....
Menardi yes'm.
Mia: So Jenna was obviously jealous, and Karst was happy with herself. Maybe now something new would happen.
Sheba: [humming to herself in the garden] Hello birdies. How are you today?
Random bird #1: tweet tweet tweet.
Random bird #2: twitter tweet.
Sheba: Good for you. Want to hear a secret?
Random birds: [nod]
Sheba: A secret you won't tell?
Random birds: [nod]
Sheba: You tell this well your wish. And if you hear it echo...
Well: And if you hear it echo...
Sheba: it will come true.
Well: It will come true...
Mia: So Sheba began singing into the well about how she wished to meet her true love that day.
Sheba: No I did not!
Mia: Yes you did.
Sheba: No I didn't. It was how I wanted to learn how to kill Orchid.
Mia: Um... That works too.
Ivan: [shows up ridding a pony] Hello!
Sheba: What are you doing here?!
Ivan: I'm supposed to be here.
Sheba: But where is Felix.
Ivan: I don't know.
Sheba: oh... [looks disappointed]
Ivan: Don't you like me?
Sheba: [forces smile] Yeah Ivan, I like you.
Ivan: [turns away and gets triumphant face and whispers] YES!!!
Sheba: What did you just say?
Ivan: Oh, nothing. So how are you today beautiful one?
Sheba: um...fine?
Ivan: Do you want to go out?
Sheba: well um...Augh! I just remembered I left something on the stove. [smiles nervously and runs inside]
Ivan: yeah, I think she likes me! Wahoo! [turns to leave]
Sheba: [looks out from behind the curtains.] Phew, he's gone.
Mia: A while later....
Menardi: I'm to escort you to pick flowers.
Sheba: pick...flowers? Isn't that a Venus thing to do?
Menardi: I guess so. Jenna just told me to take you somewhere to pick flowers and murder you with this knife. But I don't think it's sharp enough, it couldn't even cut my hair.
Sheba: what?! You're here to murder me?!
Menardi: I guess so. Jenna told me so [shrugs] besides, I need some practice.
Sheba: Get away from me! [casts Shine Plasma]
Menardi: [Extra crispy]
Mia: So Sheba ran and ran into the forest trying to escape from Menardi who was supposedly chasing after her.
Menardi: [in a spa with lots of pink bubbles] What are you thinking?! I'm not going to waste my time going after that runt.
Mia: So, maybe she's not after Sheba, but she didn't know that. Anywho. Sheba ran until she couldn't run anymore.
Sheba: Ow, my legs hurt, and I swear that cardboard tree began moving.
Cardboard tree: WOOOOOO!!!!
Sheba: EEK!!!
Orchid: [pops out] Don't worry, it's only me! I'm just here to remind you you're in love with Ivan. [vanishes]
Sheba: um...okay...?
Mia: it was in her darkest hour that little furry animals from the planet Mars appeared to comfort her.
Sheba: EEEEEKKK!!! [sees green martian bunnies pop out of a hole]
Mia: okay, maybe they weren't from Mars then.
Bunnies: [turn into normal bunny rabbits]
Sheba: much better.
Mia: Wow, did I just do that?
Orchid: No, that was me.
Mia: dangit!
Sheba: [begins petting the closest bunny rabbit that's pink eyed, with white fur except around it's mouth that is red] wow, what a cute little bunny.
Bunny: [nose twitches and it's mouth opens to reveal long pointy teeth that are burning with thousand evils] Wahaha! I am the evil bunny rabbit of doom!
Sheba: What the hey! [casts Shine Plasma]
Bunny: [extra crispy]
Orchid: Okay, who let the rabbit from Monty Python in!?! That parody is being shot in the warehouse next to us!
Random Monty Python Parodiest: Oops sorry! Which one was it?
Orchid: Warehouse #4858573024! Remember your numbers man! We could've had a huge mess here! I don't want my actors decapitated you moron!
RMPP: Sorry! I thought it was warehouse #4858783023. Sorry! [leaves with the rabbit]
Orchid: Moron.
Sheba: that's a lot of warehouses.
Orchid: amazing isn't it? And all of them are being used for parodies too. Robin Hood is in #45757458493, and Legend of Isaac, Ocarina of Time in #6632980 I guess Griffinkahn spread the parody bug because there's been a huge waiting list to schedule these warehouses.
Sheba+Mia: . . .
Orchid: Back to the parody then!
Mia: um...where were we... Oh yes, the Martian bunnies.
Sheba: yeah. Hurry up narrator.
Mia: Show respect to your elders.
Sheba: That just made you sound old.
Mia: What! I am not old!
Sheba: well, you just said you were old. Only Elders are old.
Mia: Kraden is old, I am not old.
Kraden: Who are you calling old?
Sheba+Mia: KRADEN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!
Kraden: What do you mean? Why shouldn't you be here! I know about all the fairy tales. My mother used to read them to me when I was a child.
Mia: Kraden as a little kid with glasses. No I can imagine that.
Sheba: [covers her eyes] No, no! Not that! Anything but that! I bet Kraden at my age was taller than me!
Kraden: Are you listening to me!
Mia: yeah. Sure Kraden.
Kraden: You were not listening!
Sheba: We were! Really!
Kraden: Well, I'll just start over then!
Mia+Sheba: NO!!!
Mia: We mean-
Sheba: We're kind of busy you know-
Mia: and with Orchid as our authoress-
Sheba: Life doesn't get to easy around here-
Mia: yeah-
Misty: In other words they want you to go away!
Kraden: Whoa are you!?
Misty: I'm Misty, old man!
Kraden: Old MAN!!? I'm a new born kitten to Lemurians!
Misty: um, and I know what a Lemurian is?
Kraden: You don't know what a Lemurian is?!
Misty:....um...[twitches] no?
Kraden: Then I'll tell you all about them! Here's my journal I wrote while I was there! [brings out giant Harry Potter #7 hardcover sized book ]
Misty: @_@ I feel faint...
Mia: I feel bad for her.
Sheba: This is our chance to get away!
Mia+Sheba: [Sneek off as Kraden begins talking about Lemurians as Misty reaches for a pokeball.]
Mia: A while later, Sheba stumbles upon a small cottage.
Sheba: Yay! A cottage in which I can sleep in tonight! [walks in] Is anyone here?! [faces a very clean and tidy house] Wow! What a clean house! [walks upstairs to find seven beds] ooh, I'm tired. I think I'll take a nap. [falls asleep on one of the beds that fits her.]
Mia: Sheba did not know of the Seven men that lived in the house. They worked during the day at the mines digging up precious jewls.
Felix, Picard, Isaac, Susa, Agatio, and Saturos: [singing] We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, way down in this whole, we dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, before we all go home.
Garet: [using sign language] How come I can't talk
Felix: Hey! Garet's trying to say something!
Isaac: yeah, but it's hard to tell.
Picard: It kinda looks like sign language.
Garet: [angry faced.]
Susa: He doesn't look to happy though. Why aren't you speaking?!
Garet: [mouthing naughty words]
Felix: Maybe Orchid took his voice. After all, he is supposed to be Dopey.
Garet: ( [sing language] This isn't fair!
[clock points to 6:00 and it is time to go home]
Isaac: Hiho!
Everyone except Isaac: [blank stare]
Isaac: Did I just do that?
Everyone except Isaac: [nods]
Agatio: that was pretty scary.
Saturos: Seriously.
Mia: So they all began to head home after locking up everything thing they had found in a shed. They headed home, and of course, they weren't singing after that strange "Hiho" from Isaac.
Susa: Yeah, that was pretty strange.
Garet :[nods]
Isaac: -_-+ Would you leave that?!
Agatio: Nope, never!
Saturos: The great leader has a flaw!
Picard: ^_^
Felix: Now me! I'm a flawless leader!
Garet: [Attempts to trip Felix but falls into a nearby river.]
Everyone: [laughs]
Isaac: Garet the clumsy one!
Picard: Isaac isn't the only with flaw.
Isaac: shush you!
Picard: ^_^
Mia: It wasn't long before they found themselves in front of the house, the inside sparkling and clean as usual, except a muddy trail that led upstairs. They followed it to find Sheba sleeping in Felix's bed.
Felix: Sheba?!
Sheba: Felix! [gasps] Felix you're here! Yay! [hugs Felix]
Felix: What are you doing here?!
Sheba: Jenna tried to murder me with her henchmen Menardi.
Saturos: [gasps] Menardi! She would never do that!
Agatio: Yeah! She must be under a spell or something. That Jenna turned my Karst into a mirror that can't lie!
Everyone: [gasps] How Evil!
Agatio: My Karst! [falls to knees and begins crying!] Whenever I think of it, it makes me cry!
Isaac: Agatio . . . crying. . . now that's something you don't see everyday.
Susa: I wouldn't know because I'm only in the game trying to kill a stupid dragon. And after that everyone forgets about me.
Orchid: Except for me.
Susa: right. But if it's you, I'm not sure it's a good thing.
Orchid: ( Fine! Be that way coward! [stomps off]
Susa: . . .
Felix [whispering] Besides Picard, I'd say you were next in line.
Susa: @_@ I feel faint.
Sheba: Hello! This Parody is about me duh!
Mia: So they decided to let Sheba stay if she cleaned the house.
Isaac: Um. Mia, you jumped ahead. We never decided anything.
Mia: Yes you did! To the next scene!
Isaac: Whatever.
Mia: It was late at night, and the seven dwarves-
Felix, Isaac, Picard, Agatio, Saturos, and Susa: ADEPTS!!
Mia: I mean Adepts- were discussing something as Sheba slept upstairs.
Agatio: I say we storm into the castle and take her by surprise!
Felix: How can we storm into a castle and take her by surprise? Storming always results in yelling.
Picard: [solemnly] And lightening.
Garet: [just sitting there]
Susa: Yes, Storming is not the way to go. How about making her drink lots of dragon's bane? It'll make her sleepy.
Isaac: Dragonsbane only works on dragons.
Susa: ^^;; Oh yeah.
Saturos: How about an ambush!?
Everyone: [thinking deeply]
Felix: Sounds good. Just as long as Sheba isn't hurt.
Garet: [sign language] What's with the weird lady standing outside the doorway?
Everyone else: [ignoring Garet]
Picard: [cheerfully] Sounds good.
Saturos: I'm sleepy.
Agatio: Whoooo...I feel lightheaded.
Felix: [angrily] This entire scheme is stupid!
Isaac: [fidgeting] y-y-yeah.
Picard: [happily] I think it's a wonderful idea.
Felix: I think it's stupid.
Picard: [smiling] You sure are grumpy today.
Susa: [slowly] Yeah.
Mia: it seems that taking role of their character is now affecting them, for Felix is grumpy, Picard is happy, and Agatio is now sneezing fireballs.
Orchid: No, the character isn't affecting them, it's these pills. I gave Picard giggling pills, and Isaac that weird stuff that makes you all jittery. And Felix, I haven't let him go to bed for a couple days now. I'm amazed it's just now affecting him. Garet, I zapped him with author powers, Saturos sleeping pills. I guess Agatio is really allergic to daisies because I've never seen him sneeze like this before.
Mia: Whatever. It was at this time they all decided to go to bed.
Picard: [cheerfully] Goooooodnight everyone!
Saturos: ZZZZZzzzzzzz
Garet: [in sign language] I would tell you to shut up if I could talk!
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Mia: All seven dwar-I mean Adepts woke the next morning refreshed with the medication Orchid gave them worn off.
Picard: [running around the cottage and singing] Rise and Shine everyone! Time to wake up and say hello to sunshine!
Mia: Okay . .. Maybe it hadn't.
Felix: Stupid sun go away!
Saturos: Not already! I'm still tired!
Agatio: [sneezes and sets the roof on fire]
Picard: Ooh Ooh! Let me put it out! [casts douse]
Garet, Saturos, and Agatio: AUGH!!![ Run around screaming-except Garet, he can't speak]
Isaac: Off to-to-to work!
Susa: Without "Hi-hoing"!
Isaac: Would you shut up about that!?
Susa: Nope, never!
Mia: So off to work they goed!
Felix: Went you stupid blue-haired lady!
Mia: You better take that back you lunatic Venus Adept! My hair is pretty, and I am ten times smarter than you, numskull!
Felix: Loser cow!
Mia: Rotten thing of cabbage!
Felix: Spinach face!
Mia: Bowl of broccoli!
Felix: ten week old maccaroni and cheese that's been sitting in the fridge!
Mia: Fine then! I just won't be your narrator then! Do it on your own Meusi Benjo!
Felix: Meusi Benjo?
Mia: Yeah! You're a stupid Meusi Benjo! So there! [stomps off (If that's possible for a narrator)]
Susa: That was odd.
Garet: Seriously.
Everyone stares.
Garet: [gets wide eyed tries to say "wow" but doesn't come out] [in sign language] this is [speaks] seriously [SL] stupid.
Picard: You just said seriously!
Garet: [nods, in sign language] but it's the only word I can say.
Isaac: what?
Saturos: something about "Seriously" being the only word he can say.
Garet: Seriously!
Felix: This is just really weird.
Garet: Seriously.
Felix: shut up.
Garet: Seriously.
Felix: whatever
Garet: Seriously
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[Sheba is all alone in the house looking through cupboards]
Sheba: Seriously! Where's all the microwave food! I don't know how to cook real stuff. All I know is Ramen Noodles.
[No reply]
Sheba: This is really boring. I mean, before at least there was Mia, but Felix chased her off. He sure was in a bad mood.
[no reply]
Sheba: Gah! I'm so hungry! I need something to eat!
[no reply]
Sheba: No ramen, no Macaroni and Cheese, Rice and Roni, Bean and Bacon!
[A/N: We don't own any of those]
[no reply]
Sheba: I'm going to die of starvation!
Jenna: Of course you are!
Sheba: [turns around to face Jenna dressed in yellow] Who are you!
Random Narrator hired by Orchid: Sheba did not recognize Jenna because she was wearing yellow, when she had always worn red, making her unrecognizable
Jenna: I am just a random traveler.
Sheba: you look familiar for some reason.
Jenna: [turns red] Um, really!? Why would you think that!? You've never seen me in my entire life! Yeah!
Sheba: oh. Are you sure?
Jenna: Yes, I'm sure. Anywho, I heard that you were [brings out red apple] Hungry?
Sheba: FOOD!! [jumps onto the apple and eats it] Yummy! I liked it!
Jenna: You're not...dead!?
Sheba: Why would I be dead!? I'm feel great now, except I do feel a little hungry still.
Jenna: [looks into basket] Oh, I gave you the wrong apple! Heh, heh, heh. This one is even better than the other.
Sheba: Yay! Gimme gimme!
Jenna: This is a special apple and if you wish-
Sheba: [steals apple] Ooh, I'm going to eat you, you little apple! Wahahaha! [begins eating, but then falls to the ground]
Jenna: Finally! Finally she is dead! Mwahaha! I am finally the fairest of them all!
Picard: [walks in] Hey Sheba, I forgot to... [sees Sheba] Oh my goodness she is dead! We must encase her in ice in order to keep her in good condition.
Jenna: condition?
Picard: So when her love arrives and kisses her, she'll be the same way she was before.
Jenna: What are you talking about? What love?
Picard: The handsome prince. When he comes and kisses her, she'll wake up.
Jenna: You've made a mistake, she won't wake up.
Picard: yes she will
Jenna: No she won't.
Picard: Yes she will.
Jenna: No she won't.
Picard: [blinks] wait, aren't you that one witch lady that was trying to murder her?
Jenna: um... DUH!!!
Picard: oh. Well that means I'll have to kill you.
Jenna: What!? Kill me?! I doubt it.
Garet: Jenna? Is that you!
Jenna: Garet-Chan! [hugs Garet!]
Garet: Hey! I can speak now. You cured the curse!
Picard: Wow. Maybe Jenna isn't so evil after all.
Garet: Of course Jenna isn't evil.
Picard: Then what about Sheba?
Ivan: [appears in the door] Do not fear, for the Great Prince is here!
Jenna: Little over his head isn't he?
Garet: he's always been that way.
Ivan: [bends down and kisses Sheba]
Sheba: [wakes up.] Wow. That was weird. I was in front of the enormous gates with lots of people with wings.
Ivan: Fair Sheba, no, no, Fair Florence Sheba, will you marry me?
Sheba: NO WAY!!! Where is Felix!?
Felix: I am here!
Sheba: Felix! [hugs him!] I love you Felix!
Felix: I love you to Sheba, will you marry me?
Ivan: But she's supposed to marry me! She loves me more!
Sheba: Yes Felix, I will marry you!
Ivan: What?! But I'm the prince. You're supposed to marry me! Not some ugly poofed hair dwarf!
Sheba: Felix is not a dwarf, nor is he poofed hair. Though it would make him cute!
Felix: [sticks tongue out at Ivan]
Ivan: [crying] I am so unloved!
Random Narrator: Suddenly out of nowhere Fezhi appears.
Fezhi: Ivan I love you!
Ivan: Fezhi! My darling! Marry me!
Garet: Wow, everyone's getting married. [Jenna's looking up at him hopefully] Why are you looking at me that way? Oh, okay, I can't hold it in any longer! Marry me Jenna!
Jenna: YAY!!! YOU FINALLY ASKED!!!
Isaac: Mia! Where is Mia?
Mia: [runs up] Yes Isaac? [starry eyes]
Isaac: Will you marry me!?
Mia: Yes yes yes!
Susa+That one girl (I can't remember her name, and I couldn't find a game boy)[kissing]
Menardi and Karst: We're free!
Menardi: Because Jenna became in love, we were freed from our curses!
Agatio: Karst!
Saturos: Menardi!
Picard: [looks around] Am I the only person without a girl?
Hamma [Walks in] Hello Picard.
Picard: heeheeeheee....
Random Narator: And all . . . eight couples lived happily ever after.
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THE END
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Orchid: That has to be the longest chapter I've ever written in my entire life.
Misty: Seriously. I didn't think this would take so long.
Orchid: Yeah. But we often got sidetracked in the story.
Misty: You always get side tracked.
Orchid: I wonder if I over did it.
Misty: Hope not.. ..
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Sheba and the Seven Adepts
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
By Orchid the Jupiter Adept
~*^Dedicated to Vanillacat^*~
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Cast:
Snow White: Sheba
Prince: Ivan
Evil Step Mother: Jenna
Mirror: Karst
Hunter: Menardi
Narrator: Mia
Doc: Isaac
Grumpy: Felix
Dopey: Garet
Sneezy: Agatio
Sleepy: Saturos
Bashful: Susa [you know, that one guy that tried to kill the Dragon?]
Happy: Picard
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Mia: Once upon a time, in a galax-I mean land far far away, there was an evil step-mother who loved her own image more than anything.
Jenna: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Karst: [rolls her eyes] Why did I end u as a stupid mirror.
Jenna: Ahem, I'm waiting for my answer!
Karst: Oh, yeah, you're the fairest of them all.
Mia: Every hour Jenna asked the magical mirror that, and she would get the same answer, since mirrors could not lie.
Karst: Erk that!
Mia: So one day, the magical mirror used it's powers to make someone else more beautiful just to get on Jenna's nerves, and that more beautiful person was... her best friend Sheba.
Jenna: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Karst: [evil grin] Hair of gold, eyes emerald has she, Sheba is far fairer than thee.
Jenna: WHAT?!!
Mia: She shrieked unhappily.
Jenna: how could this be!? I'm am far beautiful than her! That stupid little midget girl will get what she deserves.
Karst: yes, go and kill her right now. Stab yourself while your at it.
Jenna: [eyes suspiciously] Are you plotting something mirror? Aren't you supposed to speak in rhymes.
Karst: What?! Stupid rhymes, like I'm going to speak in rhymes?!?
Jenna: But you just...
Karst: Rhymes are stupid, just like cupid.
Jenna: um... okay.
Karst: Now go away, I have nothing more to say.
Jenna: whatever.
Mia: So the evil friend called for her evil hunt lady named Menardi.
Jenna: Go and take Sheba into the meadows and kill her. Bring back her heart that I may know the deed is done.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: that's no way to agree with me.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: say it right.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: Yes Ma'aM
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: YES MA'AM!!!
Menardi: yes'm
Jenna: I give up.
Menardi: Yes'm
Jenna: Stop that!
Menardi: yes'm
Jenna: -_-+ erg....
Menardi yes'm.
Mia: So Jenna was obviously jealous, and Karst was happy with herself. Maybe now something new would happen.
Sheba: [humming to herself in the garden] Hello birdies. How are you today?
Random bird #1: tweet tweet tweet.
Random bird #2: twitter tweet.
Sheba: Good for you. Want to hear a secret?
Random birds: [nod]
Sheba: A secret you won't tell?
Random birds: [nod]
Sheba: You tell this well your wish. And if you hear it echo...
Well: And if you hear it echo...
Sheba: it will come true.
Well: It will come true...
Mia: So Sheba began singing into the well about how she wished to meet her true love that day.
Sheba: No I did not!
Mia: Yes you did.
Sheba: No I didn't. It was how I wanted to learn how to kill Orchid.
Mia: Um... That works too.
Ivan: [shows up ridding a pony] Hello!
Sheba: What are you doing here?!
Ivan: I'm supposed to be here.
Sheba: But where is Felix.
Ivan: I don't know.
Sheba: oh... [looks disappointed]
Ivan: Don't you like me?
Sheba: [forces smile] Yeah Ivan, I like you.
Ivan: [turns away and gets triumphant face and whispers] YES!!!
Sheba: What did you just say?
Ivan: Oh, nothing. So how are you today beautiful one?
Sheba: um...fine?
Ivan: Do you want to go out?
Sheba: well um...Augh! I just remembered I left something on the stove. [smiles nervously and runs inside]
Ivan: yeah, I think she likes me! Wahoo! [turns to leave]
Sheba: [looks out from behind the curtains.] Phew, he's gone.
Mia: A while later....
Menardi: I'm to escort you to pick flowers.
Sheba: pick...flowers? Isn't that a Venus thing to do?
Menardi: I guess so. Jenna just told me to take you somewhere to pick flowers and murder you with this knife. But I don't think it's sharp enough, it couldn't even cut my hair.
Sheba: what?! You're here to murder me?!
Menardi: I guess so. Jenna told me so [shrugs] besides, I need some practice.
Sheba: Get away from me! [casts Shine Plasma]
Menardi: [Extra crispy]
Mia: So Sheba ran and ran into the forest trying to escape from Menardi who was supposedly chasing after her.
Menardi: [in a spa with lots of pink bubbles] What are you thinking?! I'm not going to waste my time going after that runt.
Mia: So, maybe she's not after Sheba, but she didn't know that. Anywho. Sheba ran until she couldn't run anymore.
Sheba: Ow, my legs hurt, and I swear that cardboard tree began moving.
Cardboard tree: WOOOOOO!!!!
Sheba: EEK!!!
Orchid: [pops out] Don't worry, it's only me! I'm just here to remind you you're in love with Ivan. [vanishes]
Sheba: um...okay...?
Mia: it was in her darkest hour that little furry animals from the planet Mars appeared to comfort her.
Sheba: EEEEEKKK!!! [sees green martian bunnies pop out of a hole]
Mia: okay, maybe they weren't from Mars then.
Bunnies: [turn into normal bunny rabbits]
Sheba: much better.
Mia: Wow, did I just do that?
Orchid: No, that was me.
Mia: dangit!
Sheba: [begins petting the closest bunny rabbit that's pink eyed, with white fur except around it's mouth that is red] wow, what a cute little bunny.
Bunny: [nose twitches and it's mouth opens to reveal long pointy teeth that are burning with thousand evils] Wahaha! I am the evil bunny rabbit of doom!
Sheba: What the hey! [casts Shine Plasma]
Bunny: [extra crispy]
Orchid: Okay, who let the rabbit from Monty Python in!?! That parody is being shot in the warehouse next to us!
Random Monty Python Parodiest: Oops sorry! Which one was it?
Orchid: Warehouse #4858573024! Remember your numbers man! We could've had a huge mess here! I don't want my actors decapitated you moron!
RMPP: Sorry! I thought it was warehouse #4858783023. Sorry! [leaves with the rabbit]
Orchid: Moron.
Sheba: that's a lot of warehouses.
Orchid: amazing isn't it? And all of them are being used for parodies too. Robin Hood is in #45757458493, and Legend of Isaac, Ocarina of Time in #6632980 I guess Griffinkahn spread the parody bug because there's been a huge waiting list to schedule these warehouses.
Sheba+Mia: . . .
Orchid: Back to the parody then!
Mia: um...where were we... Oh yes, the Martian bunnies.
Sheba: yeah. Hurry up narrator.
Mia: Show respect to your elders.
Sheba: That just made you sound old.
Mia: What! I am not old!
Sheba: well, you just said you were old. Only Elders are old.
Mia: Kraden is old, I am not old.
Kraden: Who are you calling old?
Sheba+Mia: KRADEN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!
Kraden: What do you mean? Why shouldn't you be here! I know about all the fairy tales. My mother used to read them to me when I was a child.
Mia: Kraden as a little kid with glasses. No I can imagine that.
Sheba: [covers her eyes] No, no! Not that! Anything but that! I bet Kraden at my age was taller than me!
Kraden: Are you listening to me!
Mia: yeah. Sure Kraden.
Kraden: You were not listening!
Sheba: We were! Really!
Kraden: Well, I'll just start over then!
Mia+Sheba: NO!!!
Mia: We mean-
Sheba: We're kind of busy you know-
Mia: and with Orchid as our authoress-
Sheba: Life doesn't get to easy around here-
Mia: yeah-
Misty: In other words they want you to go away!
Kraden: Whoa are you!?
Misty: I'm Misty, old man!
Kraden: Old MAN!!? I'm a new born kitten to Lemurians!
Misty: um, and I know what a Lemurian is?
Kraden: You don't know what a Lemurian is?!
Misty:....um...[twitches] no?
Kraden: Then I'll tell you all about them! Here's my journal I wrote while I was there! [brings out giant Harry Potter #7 hardcover sized book ]
Misty: @_@ I feel faint...
Mia: I feel bad for her.
Sheba: This is our chance to get away!
Mia+Sheba: [Sneek off as Kraden begins talking about Lemurians as Misty reaches for a pokeball.]
Mia: A while later, Sheba stumbles upon a small cottage.
Sheba: Yay! A cottage in which I can sleep in tonight! [walks in] Is anyone here?! [faces a very clean and tidy house] Wow! What a clean house! [walks upstairs to find seven beds] ooh, I'm tired. I think I'll take a nap. [falls asleep on one of the beds that fits her.]
Mia: Sheba did not know of the Seven men that lived in the house. They worked during the day at the mines digging up precious jewls.
Felix, Picard, Isaac, Susa, Agatio, and Saturos: [singing] We dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, way down in this whole, we dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, before we all go home.
Garet: [using sign language] How come I can't talk
Felix: Hey! Garet's trying to say something!
Isaac: yeah, but it's hard to tell.
Picard: It kinda looks like sign language.
Garet: [angry faced.]
Susa: He doesn't look to happy though. Why aren't you speaking?!
Garet: [mouthing naughty words]
Felix: Maybe Orchid took his voice. After all, he is supposed to be Dopey.
Garet: ( [sing language] This isn't fair!
[clock points to 6:00 and it is time to go home]
Isaac: Hiho!
Everyone except Isaac: [blank stare]
Isaac: Did I just do that?
Everyone except Isaac: [nods]
Agatio: that was pretty scary.
Saturos: Seriously.
Mia: So they all began to head home after locking up everything thing they had found in a shed. They headed home, and of course, they weren't singing after that strange "Hiho" from Isaac.
Susa: Yeah, that was pretty strange.
Garet :[nods]
Isaac: -_-+ Would you leave that?!
Agatio: Nope, never!
Saturos: The great leader has a flaw!
Picard: ^_^
Felix: Now me! I'm a flawless leader!
Garet: [Attempts to trip Felix but falls into a nearby river.]
Everyone: [laughs]
Isaac: Garet the clumsy one!
Picard: Isaac isn't the only with flaw.
Isaac: shush you!
Picard: ^_^
Mia: It wasn't long before they found themselves in front of the house, the inside sparkling and clean as usual, except a muddy trail that led upstairs. They followed it to find Sheba sleeping in Felix's bed.
Felix: Sheba?!
Sheba: Felix! [gasps] Felix you're here! Yay! [hugs Felix]
Felix: What are you doing here?!
Sheba: Jenna tried to murder me with her henchmen Menardi.
Saturos: [gasps] Menardi! She would never do that!
Agatio: Yeah! She must be under a spell or something. That Jenna turned my Karst into a mirror that can't lie!
Everyone: [gasps] How Evil!
Agatio: My Karst! [falls to knees and begins crying!] Whenever I think of it, it makes me cry!
Isaac: Agatio . . . crying. . . now that's something you don't see everyday.
Susa: I wouldn't know because I'm only in the game trying to kill a stupid dragon. And after that everyone forgets about me.
Orchid: Except for me.
Susa: right. But if it's you, I'm not sure it's a good thing.
Orchid: ( Fine! Be that way coward! [stomps off]
Susa: . . .
Felix [whispering] Besides Picard, I'd say you were next in line.
Susa: @_@ I feel faint.
Sheba: Hello! This Parody is about me duh!
Mia: So they decided to let Sheba stay if she cleaned the house.
Isaac: Um. Mia, you jumped ahead. We never decided anything.
Mia: Yes you did! To the next scene!
Isaac: Whatever.
Mia: It was late at night, and the seven dwarves-
Felix, Isaac, Picard, Agatio, Saturos, and Susa: ADEPTS!!
Mia: I mean Adepts- were discussing something as Sheba slept upstairs.
Agatio: I say we storm into the castle and take her by surprise!
Felix: How can we storm into a castle and take her by surprise? Storming always results in yelling.
Picard: [solemnly] And lightening.
Garet: [just sitting there]
Susa: Yes, Storming is not the way to go. How about making her drink lots of dragon's bane? It'll make her sleepy.
Isaac: Dragonsbane only works on dragons.
Susa: ^^;; Oh yeah.
Saturos: How about an ambush!?
Everyone: [thinking deeply]
Felix: Sounds good. Just as long as Sheba isn't hurt.
Garet: [sign language] What's with the weird lady standing outside the doorway?
Everyone else: [ignoring Garet]
Picard: [cheerfully] Sounds good.
Saturos: I'm sleepy.
Agatio: Whoooo...I feel lightheaded.
Felix: [angrily] This entire scheme is stupid!
Isaac: [fidgeting] y-y-yeah.
Picard: [happily] I think it's a wonderful idea.
Felix: I think it's stupid.
Picard: [smiling] You sure are grumpy today.
Susa: [slowly] Yeah.
Mia: it seems that taking role of their character is now affecting them, for Felix is grumpy, Picard is happy, and Agatio is now sneezing fireballs.
Orchid: No, the character isn't affecting them, it's these pills. I gave Picard giggling pills, and Isaac that weird stuff that makes you all jittery. And Felix, I haven't let him go to bed for a couple days now. I'm amazed it's just now affecting him. Garet, I zapped him with author powers, Saturos sleeping pills. I guess Agatio is really allergic to daisies because I've never seen him sneeze like this before.
Mia: Whatever. It was at this time they all decided to go to bed.
Picard: [cheerfully] Goooooodnight everyone!
Saturos: ZZZZZzzzzzzz
Garet: [in sign language] I would tell you to shut up if I could talk!
~*****~
Mia: All seven dwar-I mean Adepts woke the next morning refreshed with the medication Orchid gave them worn off.
Picard: [running around the cottage and singing] Rise and Shine everyone! Time to wake up and say hello to sunshine!
Mia: Okay . .. Maybe it hadn't.
Felix: Stupid sun go away!
Saturos: Not already! I'm still tired!
Agatio: [sneezes and sets the roof on fire]
Picard: Ooh Ooh! Let me put it out! [casts douse]
Garet, Saturos, and Agatio: AUGH!!![ Run around screaming-except Garet, he can't speak]
Isaac: Off to-to-to work!
Susa: Without "Hi-hoing"!
Isaac: Would you shut up about that!?
Susa: Nope, never!
Mia: So off to work they goed!
Felix: Went you stupid blue-haired lady!
Mia: You better take that back you lunatic Venus Adept! My hair is pretty, and I am ten times smarter than you, numskull!
Felix: Loser cow!
Mia: Rotten thing of cabbage!
Felix: Spinach face!
Mia: Bowl of broccoli!
Felix: ten week old maccaroni and cheese that's been sitting in the fridge!
Mia: Fine then! I just won't be your narrator then! Do it on your own Meusi Benjo!
Felix: Meusi Benjo?
Mia: Yeah! You're a stupid Meusi Benjo! So there! [stomps off (If that's possible for a narrator)]
Susa: That was odd.
Garet: Seriously.
Everyone stares.
Garet: [gets wide eyed tries to say "wow" but doesn't come out] [in sign language] this is [speaks] seriously [SL] stupid.
Picard: You just said seriously!
Garet: [nods, in sign language] but it's the only word I can say.
Isaac: what?
Saturos: something about "Seriously" being the only word he can say.
Garet: Seriously!
Felix: This is just really weird.
Garet: Seriously.
Felix: shut up.
Garet: Seriously.
Felix: whatever
Garet: Seriously
~****~
[Sheba is all alone in the house looking through cupboards]
Sheba: Seriously! Where's all the microwave food! I don't know how to cook real stuff. All I know is Ramen Noodles.
[No reply]
Sheba: This is really boring. I mean, before at least there was Mia, but Felix chased her off. He sure was in a bad mood.
[no reply]
Sheba: Gah! I'm so hungry! I need something to eat!
[no reply]
Sheba: No ramen, no Macaroni and Cheese, Rice and Roni, Bean and Bacon!
[A/N: We don't own any of those]
[no reply]
Sheba: I'm going to die of starvation!
Jenna: Of course you are!
Sheba: [turns around to face Jenna dressed in yellow] Who are you!
Random Narrator hired by Orchid: Sheba did not recognize Jenna because she was wearing yellow, when she had always worn red, making her unrecognizable
Jenna: I am just a random traveler.
Sheba: you look familiar for some reason.
Jenna: [turns red] Um, really!? Why would you think that!? You've never seen me in my entire life! Yeah!
Sheba: oh. Are you sure?
Jenna: Yes, I'm sure. Anywho, I heard that you were [brings out red apple] Hungry?
Sheba: FOOD!! [jumps onto the apple and eats it] Yummy! I liked it!
Jenna: You're not...dead!?
Sheba: Why would I be dead!? I'm feel great now, except I do feel a little hungry still.
Jenna: [looks into basket] Oh, I gave you the wrong apple! Heh, heh, heh. This one is even better than the other.
Sheba: Yay! Gimme gimme!
Jenna: This is a special apple and if you wish-
Sheba: [steals apple] Ooh, I'm going to eat you, you little apple! Wahahaha! [begins eating, but then falls to the ground]
Jenna: Finally! Finally she is dead! Mwahaha! I am finally the fairest of them all!
Picard: [walks in] Hey Sheba, I forgot to... [sees Sheba] Oh my goodness she is dead! We must encase her in ice in order to keep her in good condition.
Jenna: condition?
Picard: So when her love arrives and kisses her, she'll be the same way she was before.
Jenna: What are you talking about? What love?
Picard: The handsome prince. When he comes and kisses her, she'll wake up.
Jenna: You've made a mistake, she won't wake up.
Picard: yes she will
Jenna: No she won't.
Picard: Yes she will.
Jenna: No she won't.
Picard: [blinks] wait, aren't you that one witch lady that was trying to murder her?
Jenna: um... DUH!!!
Picard: oh. Well that means I'll have to kill you.
Jenna: What!? Kill me?! I doubt it.
Garet: Jenna? Is that you!
Jenna: Garet-Chan! [hugs Garet!]
Garet: Hey! I can speak now. You cured the curse!
Picard: Wow. Maybe Jenna isn't so evil after all.
Garet: Of course Jenna isn't evil.
Picard: Then what about Sheba?
Ivan: [appears in the door] Do not fear, for the Great Prince is here!
Jenna: Little over his head isn't he?
Garet: he's always been that way.
Ivan: [bends down and kisses Sheba]
Sheba: [wakes up.] Wow. That was weird. I was in front of the enormous gates with lots of people with wings.
Ivan: Fair Sheba, no, no, Fair Florence Sheba, will you marry me?
Sheba: NO WAY!!! Where is Felix!?
Felix: I am here!
Sheba: Felix! [hugs him!] I love you Felix!
Felix: I love you to Sheba, will you marry me?
Ivan: But she's supposed to marry me! She loves me more!
Sheba: Yes Felix, I will marry you!
Ivan: What?! But I'm the prince. You're supposed to marry me! Not some ugly poofed hair dwarf!
Sheba: Felix is not a dwarf, nor is he poofed hair. Though it would make him cute!
Felix: [sticks tongue out at Ivan]
Ivan: [crying] I am so unloved!
Random Narrator: Suddenly out of nowhere Fezhi appears.
Fezhi: Ivan I love you!
Ivan: Fezhi! My darling! Marry me!
Garet: Wow, everyone's getting married. [Jenna's looking up at him hopefully] Why are you looking at me that way? Oh, okay, I can't hold it in any longer! Marry me Jenna!
Jenna: YAY!!! YOU FINALLY ASKED!!!
Isaac: Mia! Where is Mia?
Mia: [runs up] Yes Isaac? [starry eyes]
Isaac: Will you marry me!?
Mia: Yes yes yes!
Susa+That one girl (I can't remember her name, and I couldn't find a game boy)[kissing]
Menardi and Karst: We're free!
Menardi: Because Jenna became in love, we were freed from our curses!
Agatio: Karst!
Saturos: Menardi!
Picard: [looks around] Am I the only person without a girl?
Hamma [Walks in] Hello Picard.
Picard: heeheeeheee....
Random Narator: And all . . . eight couples lived happily ever after.
~****~
THE END
~****~
Orchid: That has to be the longest chapter I've ever written in my entire life.
Misty: Seriously. I didn't think this would take so long.
Orchid: Yeah. But we often got sidetracked in the story.
Misty: You always get side tracked.
Orchid: I wonder if I over did it.
Misty: Hope not.. ..