TriWaRpEd
Hey guys this is my new fanfic of Trigun, it is set from many points of view and could get a bit confusing. Well it is basically the story of Trigun and it gets warped… you'll have to read it to find out more ^^. This is my first chapter so hold on and get ready for the gunslingin action of Trigun WARPED! TriWaRpEd here we come! But just to tell you guys this is put originally from the point of view that Vash, and maybe other characters, know that they are in a show and not in a real world so don't get too confused ^^'. Oh and P.S. I do bring up the names of some of the creators of Trigun so… yeah… and anything like this is thoughts…
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Chapter 1
And it all Screws Up
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It started as it normally starts. I, Vash the stampede, sat at a bar table drinking alone at the bar. Two men behind me talking about my horrible attacks on humanity, as they spoke something changed. The bar keep nodded to me instead of going out, and no attackers were spawned. I glanced around nervous, what had happened to change the storyline? This never happened, something was happening beyond our control. The bar keep looked at me with a confused look, "You ok son? You look like you just saw Vash the stampede himself..." I glanced at the man, apparently my worry had shown. "Ah I'm fine no big deal just thinking" I smiled falsely, its really sad that none of these people notice that life is going in a circle, and that we are all just trapped in this show that was made up by Yosuke Uroda, Takahiro Yoshimatsu, and a few other nice men.
I stood my coat swayed slightly as I began to walk out flipping a few C-Cents to the bar keep as a tip for his good service. I looked around at the almost endless desert all around this old almost unknown bar. "What in the living hell is going on?" nothing like this had ever happened before. Ever time this had played through it had been exactly the same, not even a second off but this was just strange. Then I heard it, a loud whizzing sound right by my head and cutting into the bar destroying the poor building. "There… finally" I whispered under my breath as I drew my gun for the awesome shot, and fired, unleashing a bullet that whizzed by the huge man's head. I blinked a few times this isn't right…I thought blankly then made a run for it.
Several events were skipped then… including my hiding in the sand. I hid behind one of the rocks breathing hard as I heard a scream of "THERE HE IS!" from another peak of rocks. I began to run, I didn't have the ammo I usually do, I didn't have the gun to throw at the man's head but this time I had bullets. I ran, and ran right into the leader of the bounty hunters. "Oh holy…" were my last words as the huge man named Descartes slammed one of his huge arms down on me rendering me unconscious.
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Hour later
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I woke up to a pounding headache, and tied up against a rock. "This… isn't…" I mumbled to myself still slightly incoherent from the blow. I saw Ruth Loose talking with the Descartes, making deals about me. "This isn't…" still mumbling to myself I glanced around and spotted the insurance girls, Meryl and Milly. I smiled brightly I hope they can get this story straight… sadly neither of them remember what happens when it restarts either…I sighed, this would be hard without them understanding that everything was going wrong.
"Now, hear me you two men" Meryl said in a loud commanding voice. "You know better than this, I work for the Bernadelli Insurance Society, and I have been put on a mission to keep 24 hour surveillance on Vash The Stampede.." she had a mean look on her face. Yet even her part had been twisted, perhaps my brother decided to play a game with me? No not even Knives would do this; this may get both of us killed. The Descartes scoffed at her then looked to Vash "So your saying that he is yours now? Will you give me the bounty?" Milly this time, "No sir! The bounty is gone! No more bounty!" WHAT?! Everything was spinning in my mind, the comic strip that inspired this, the manga, is where the bounty is removed. Not here, what in the living hell is happening? Mad in confusion I yelled aloud "WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG?!" as everyone turned to me I blinked did I just say that out loud?.... Meryl stared at me for a good long while then, "You can't be Vash…" Finally something that was normal, her not believing I am Vash.
I slipped out of my ropes just in time as a bomb went off above my head "AIIEE!" as I began to make a run for it I saw Meryl and Milly catching up on Thomases. This seen is normal... I snatched the donuts from them and began to eat "Hey these are tasty, and I was hungry too, Danke Danke!" I smiled as she snatched them back away from me then it went wrong again, she looked at me sternly and stopped on her Thomas as Milly did the same, "I know you can't be Vash the Stampede but those men seem to think you are… Get as far away from here as you can, and fast." I watched her begin to gallop back toward the men, tempted was I to go help her, but the story was already too screwed up to be saved who knows what could have happened if I had have gone back.
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Abandoned Unnamed Town
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I walked slowly into the abandoned town, and to the manor. I knocked on the door and the small man answered, Mr. Cliff Schezar, "Hello? What are you doing here? Come to take the job as body guard?!" I nodded "YES!" finally something was right again. I walked in invited into the man's house, "Well now," he said, "You are Vash the Stampede Now! My ace gunman!" I nodded smiling, yes I am Vash I thought to myself. Well all went normally for a while then I noticed something, Marianne wasn't there. That was the worst thing, totally wrong, "where… Is Marianne?" I asked Mr. Schezar, "She never came, I don't have time to baby sit" he said simply.
Later that day there was a nock on the door, Meryl and Milly, I thought to myself as I answered the door and handed water to the two insurance girls. "We are looking for Vash the stampe-"Meryl began then cut off when she saw me. "What are YOU doing here?!" I laughed "Nothing, Oh thanks!" I snatched the box of donuts they happened to be carrying and began to eat, "come on in!" I walked into the den where Mr. Schezar was as he began to introduce himself to Meryl and Milly. "I am Cliff Schezar," he began, "I needed a body guard and this nice man happened to show up!" he smiled at me slightly as I smiled back. "Yes I am the ace gunman!" I smiled, "I can shoot anyone from almost any distance" I aimed my finger at Meryl and pretended to shoot, "BANG!!" as I did this Meryl fell over gasping as if I had shot her, I looked at my finger confused like, as I always do, and then blinked.
Later as Meryl and Milly worked in the kitchen I glanced in "I supper ready?" I asked joyfully, "No! Now get out!" I put on a fake fear face, "Ooo scary lady! See ya!" I left the kitchen and walked around the house looking about, Why isn't Marianne here? This is so wrong…"Vash! Get over here" I heard Mr. Schezar call as I ran to the dining room and saw him, "yes sir?" He smiled at me then laughed "I want to tell you a secret" I knew this was wrong but I went up to him. "What is it sir?" He whispered to me his whole plan of conserving water and keeping it all for himself. I stood there after he finished staring at him dumbfounded. He just told me his whole plan… this is so wrong… Better go destroy the underground thing.
Later that night I sneaked down into his underground water storage place, shot most of the machines and ran out of there and out of the manor. So wrong, someone is keeping me on edge, they are ruining everything. As I ran into the darkness with all of my belongings I heard Meryl yell from the building for me to stop, I didn't stop, I couldn't let them follow me this time. I needed to find out what is wrong and why its wrong soon I'll find out no need to let them get hurt. To me that was perfect logic, but maybe that was why the story was being warped, too much logic, too much was going wrong and I was trying to fix it, Maybe I should just play along? No…I need to find out what is wrong. I thought as I neared Warrens City.
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Well that's the first chapter ^_^ hope you like it. Strange shit is happening! Why is the show warping? Why do only cirtin characters know what is going on and others don't? Well you wont find out for a while but hey ^_^' good questions neh? Well I want more than one reviewer for this story so PLEASE REVEW!