Episode 4
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra
Nessa: that last one was interesting.
Lloyd: *munching on donuts* yup (Cloud comes flying in, accompanied by Aeris) Cloud: Ouch. Lloyd: What happened? (Dart and Shana come flying in next) Dart: Ouch (Seph and Lúthien come in grinning) Nessa: I don't wanna know Cloud: How come we always get beat up? Nessa: Hey! I've done plenty of nice things for you! I let you marry Aeris, and Dart marry Shana!
Dart: *sigh* she's right, of course
(Everyone files in) Nessa: I wish I had my Urolókë with me Cloud: You are speaking gibberish Nessa: Fluently (Seph appears with party hats, with balloons on them) Reno: *laughing* what kind of hats are those?! (Seph looks hurt, and heads for his couch. Then he decides he is the Almighty Sephiroth and decides Reno can't make fun of him. He whips out his Masamune, and lines it up with Reno's throat)
Nessa: I'd love to see you to do that, but I can't let you. Besides these hats are great. (Hands them out)
Reno: *cracking up* Rude! That hat looks great with your baldness! (Rude frowns) Elena: But- (receives a warning look from Tseng. She reluctantly puts it on) Nessa: Lets get some music (Heads for rack, and pulls out a Linkin Park Cd) (The whole room is in great Chaos. Everyone is eating, drinking, dancing, or wrecking things. Seph bounces onto the floor and break dances. Rufus, who had a little too much to drink, soon joins him. They dance crazily for quite some time. )
Lloyd: Whew!
Nessa: Maybe we should take away those drinks
Cloud: No way!
Aeris: Wow.pretty flowers
(Aeris and Cloud spin around on the rug, and it flies out from beneath them. They fall over, and are very slaphappy. They are laughing and laughing. Larien watches them worriedly)
Larien: They've had way too much.
Wolfe: Way too much
Vincent: Let's lock them up.
(Cloud and Aeris are wrapped and tied in straight jackets, and thrown into a closet. They can still be heard giggling)
Lúthien: *sigh*
Albert: that should hold them until the sober up
Tifa: At least no one's gotten hurt yet
Lúthien: yup Seph: Whoo-hoo! *Spins dizzily* Wolfe: Seph just went crazy (Seph can be seen in the background, crashing into stuff, and finally falling onto his couch, where Lúthien is sitting)
Lúthien: Excuse me.
Seph: *looking up* Why hello Lúthien! How are you?! Lúthien: Um.fine Seph: *sits up and clears throat* sorry. Alcohol doesn't usually affect me. Reno: I feel like I have a hangover Elena: You probably do Reno, so no more! Reno: Dang Yuffie: I see Materia! Vincent: Lets lock her up too Tifa: good idea (They hear a screech of laughter coming from Cloud's closet. Nessa turns off the CD player.)
Reno: Wazat for? Nessa: *clears everyone's mind, so they are back to normal* Cloud: What am I doing in a closet?! Yuffie: AUGH! Tseng: Okay.that was interesting Rufus: What should we do now? Nessa: Well.I dunno Seph: Let's tell stories Tifa: Like When Vincent's claw got disconnected, and his niece tried to flush it.
Lloyd: Or like when Nessa tripped at her prom.
Nessa How do you know about that?!
(Larien and Lúthien are laughing, remembering that night) Cloud: Or like when Aeris died! Seph: Muahahahaha Vincent: Or when Tifa terrorized everyone in her sleep Aeris: It took me a week to get the marker off. Nessa: or like when Larien fell out of my tree! Seph: Or like when Dart died! Dart: I didn't die. Seph: whoops, I must be reading the future. Seph: *tells horribly gruesome and gross story* Nessa: that's enough stories for me. Lúthien: now what? Nessa: have you ever heard of Weird Al? Lúthien: Yup Nessa: Ever heard Ode To A Superhero?
Lúthien: I think. Nessa: Norman was billionaire scientist, who never had time for son. Then things went screwy, and before you knewy, he was trying to kill everyone. He has a dumb power ranger's mask, but he's scarier without it on. Mary Jane don't cry, you can give a try, again when he sequel comes around. Lúthien: Oh yea! Larien: You'll have to send it to me! Nessa: heard of Anakin Guy? Lloyd: nope Nessa: it's sung o American Pie. Here's the chorus: My, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader someday later, but now's he's just a small fry. He left his home, and kissed him mommy goodbye, sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
Lloyd: Oh yeah!
Nessa: I'm having writer's block
Yuffie: *coming back in with Reno and a bottle of sake* Wee!
Tifa: Yuffie, you're not old enough!
Yuffie: *hic* I don't care. Reno just glared at the bartender, and he gave it to me, and Rude was with him, so.
Tifa: you gave her liquor?!
Reno: *shrug*
Rude: . her idea.
Vincent: *sigh* Nessa: You're lucky Vince. People write fan fics about you. Vincent: Yeah. But I also get paired up with Yuffie quite often. Nessa: Oh, yeah. Vincent: And you might get paired up with Dart. Nessa: Augh! Elena: and I get paired up with Reno. Reno: And I get paired up with Yuffie. Vincent: And hopefully sometimes Tifa. Seph: and I'm stuck w/ Aeris! Cloud: hey! Albert: I'm usually with Shana. Dart: Hey! Lúthien: And I' m with Legolas. Seph: Who in the heck is Legolas? Lúthien: an extremely cute elf. Albert: hey! Larien: Just like Wolfe Wolfe: *blush* Nessa: and Lloyd Lloyd: *blush* Seph: *blush* Lúthien: Seph? What are you blushing for? Seph: I dunno, it gives my something to do. Lúthien: Ah. Seph: Hey.I haven't got to use my Masamune yet! Nessa: here *gives him Heidiger* go crazy. Heidiger: AUGH!!!!!!!!! Seph: Mwahahaha Vincent: Isn't that the Monty Python guy? Tifa: Yes. Nessa: is anyone else hungry? Larien: I am Nessa: guess what guys? You're going to go on another quest tomorrow! Turks: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nessa: Oh yes. Rufus: fine. Vincent: I'm writing a fan fic right now. Reno: a Fan Fic about yourself? Vincent: Yes Reno: Whatever, Vampy. Vincent: I'm not a vampire! I'll prove it! (Vincent walks to a mirror and looks in it. He doesn't have a reflection) Vincent: a little help here, Nessa? Nessa: okay (Vince looks in the mirror, and sees a reflection this time) Vincent: see?! (The window opens, and Lúthien looks at it. It's a full moon. She grins at Seph.)
Seph: It's time (They both transform into Werewolves. Seph has sleek silver fur, with spikes in his back, and glowing green eyes. Lúthien has sleek brown fur, and blood-red eyes. They grin, and take off towards Heidigger)
Hojo: Did I miss the party?
Nessa: Yes.
(Hojo screams as Lúthien takes after him.)
Vincent: Um.Lúthien. I wouldn't do that; you don't know where it's been. Lúthien: *dropping Hojo out of her jaws* oh, yea. (Seph caught Heidiger, and was successfully chewing on him.) Lúthien: Do you know where that's been?! Seph: *spitting Heidiger out* good point (Disappointed, they changed back into their usual form.) Lúthien: Dangit. Seph: We need cleaner game. Lúthien: Like someone who washes alot. (They both turn to look at Cloud, who washes every chance he gets, to keep his hair nice and perfect)
Cloud: I'm not even going to bother to run Seph: We trained you people to well. Lúthien: Hey! It's the last page. Lloyd: Hey! What about the quote of the day? Reno: Don't give others a piece of your mind unless you can afford it. Elena: Wow. That's the most intelligent thing you have ever said. Reno: Shut up. Tseng: *gives them both a 'look'* Lloyd: And we're going to make Yuffie a Turk. Rufus: Perfect material, she can steal things. Rude: As long as it isn't from us. (Yuffie, Elena, and Reno's jaws drop) Yuffie: *excitedly* ME?! A-a Turk?! Reno: Somebody shoot me please. Seph: I'll do it. Hey Vince! Can I borrow your gun?! Vincent: okay. But I wanna watch Nessa: Reno, better run. Reno: Better than Yuffie. Yuffie: HEY!
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra
Nessa: that last one was interesting.
Lloyd: *munching on donuts* yup (Cloud comes flying in, accompanied by Aeris) Cloud: Ouch. Lloyd: What happened? (Dart and Shana come flying in next) Dart: Ouch (Seph and Lúthien come in grinning) Nessa: I don't wanna know Cloud: How come we always get beat up? Nessa: Hey! I've done plenty of nice things for you! I let you marry Aeris, and Dart marry Shana!
Dart: *sigh* she's right, of course
(Everyone files in) Nessa: I wish I had my Urolókë with me Cloud: You are speaking gibberish Nessa: Fluently (Seph appears with party hats, with balloons on them) Reno: *laughing* what kind of hats are those?! (Seph looks hurt, and heads for his couch. Then he decides he is the Almighty Sephiroth and decides Reno can't make fun of him. He whips out his Masamune, and lines it up with Reno's throat)
Nessa: I'd love to see you to do that, but I can't let you. Besides these hats are great. (Hands them out)
Reno: *cracking up* Rude! That hat looks great with your baldness! (Rude frowns) Elena: But- (receives a warning look from Tseng. She reluctantly puts it on) Nessa: Lets get some music (Heads for rack, and pulls out a Linkin Park Cd) (The whole room is in great Chaos. Everyone is eating, drinking, dancing, or wrecking things. Seph bounces onto the floor and break dances. Rufus, who had a little too much to drink, soon joins him. They dance crazily for quite some time. )
Lloyd: Whew!
Nessa: Maybe we should take away those drinks
Cloud: No way!
Aeris: Wow.pretty flowers
(Aeris and Cloud spin around on the rug, and it flies out from beneath them. They fall over, and are very slaphappy. They are laughing and laughing. Larien watches them worriedly)
Larien: They've had way too much.
Wolfe: Way too much
Vincent: Let's lock them up.
(Cloud and Aeris are wrapped and tied in straight jackets, and thrown into a closet. They can still be heard giggling)
Lúthien: *sigh*
Albert: that should hold them until the sober up
Tifa: At least no one's gotten hurt yet
Lúthien: yup Seph: Whoo-hoo! *Spins dizzily* Wolfe: Seph just went crazy (Seph can be seen in the background, crashing into stuff, and finally falling onto his couch, where Lúthien is sitting)
Lúthien: Excuse me.
Seph: *looking up* Why hello Lúthien! How are you?! Lúthien: Um.fine Seph: *sits up and clears throat* sorry. Alcohol doesn't usually affect me. Reno: I feel like I have a hangover Elena: You probably do Reno, so no more! Reno: Dang Yuffie: I see Materia! Vincent: Lets lock her up too Tifa: good idea (They hear a screech of laughter coming from Cloud's closet. Nessa turns off the CD player.)
Reno: Wazat for? Nessa: *clears everyone's mind, so they are back to normal* Cloud: What am I doing in a closet?! Yuffie: AUGH! Tseng: Okay.that was interesting Rufus: What should we do now? Nessa: Well.I dunno Seph: Let's tell stories Tifa: Like When Vincent's claw got disconnected, and his niece tried to flush it.
Lloyd: Or like when Nessa tripped at her prom.
Nessa How do you know about that?!
(Larien and Lúthien are laughing, remembering that night) Cloud: Or like when Aeris died! Seph: Muahahahaha Vincent: Or when Tifa terrorized everyone in her sleep Aeris: It took me a week to get the marker off. Nessa: or like when Larien fell out of my tree! Seph: Or like when Dart died! Dart: I didn't die. Seph: whoops, I must be reading the future. Seph: *tells horribly gruesome and gross story* Nessa: that's enough stories for me. Lúthien: now what? Nessa: have you ever heard of Weird Al? Lúthien: Yup Nessa: Ever heard Ode To A Superhero?
Lúthien: I think. Nessa: Norman was billionaire scientist, who never had time for son. Then things went screwy, and before you knewy, he was trying to kill everyone. He has a dumb power ranger's mask, but he's scarier without it on. Mary Jane don't cry, you can give a try, again when he sequel comes around. Lúthien: Oh yea! Larien: You'll have to send it to me! Nessa: heard of Anakin Guy? Lloyd: nope Nessa: it's sung o American Pie. Here's the chorus: My, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader someday later, but now's he's just a small fry. He left his home, and kissed him mommy goodbye, sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
Lloyd: Oh yeah!
Nessa: I'm having writer's block
Yuffie: *coming back in with Reno and a bottle of sake* Wee!
Tifa: Yuffie, you're not old enough!
Yuffie: *hic* I don't care. Reno just glared at the bartender, and he gave it to me, and Rude was with him, so.
Tifa: you gave her liquor?!
Reno: *shrug*
Rude: . her idea.
Vincent: *sigh* Nessa: You're lucky Vince. People write fan fics about you. Vincent: Yeah. But I also get paired up with Yuffie quite often. Nessa: Oh, yeah. Vincent: And you might get paired up with Dart. Nessa: Augh! Elena: and I get paired up with Reno. Reno: And I get paired up with Yuffie. Vincent: And hopefully sometimes Tifa. Seph: and I'm stuck w/ Aeris! Cloud: hey! Albert: I'm usually with Shana. Dart: Hey! Lúthien: And I' m with Legolas. Seph: Who in the heck is Legolas? Lúthien: an extremely cute elf. Albert: hey! Larien: Just like Wolfe Wolfe: *blush* Nessa: and Lloyd Lloyd: *blush* Seph: *blush* Lúthien: Seph? What are you blushing for? Seph: I dunno, it gives my something to do. Lúthien: Ah. Seph: Hey.I haven't got to use my Masamune yet! Nessa: here *gives him Heidiger* go crazy. Heidiger: AUGH!!!!!!!!! Seph: Mwahahaha Vincent: Isn't that the Monty Python guy? Tifa: Yes. Nessa: is anyone else hungry? Larien: I am Nessa: guess what guys? You're going to go on another quest tomorrow! Turks: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nessa: Oh yes. Rufus: fine. Vincent: I'm writing a fan fic right now. Reno: a Fan Fic about yourself? Vincent: Yes Reno: Whatever, Vampy. Vincent: I'm not a vampire! I'll prove it! (Vincent walks to a mirror and looks in it. He doesn't have a reflection) Vincent: a little help here, Nessa? Nessa: okay (Vince looks in the mirror, and sees a reflection this time) Vincent: see?! (The window opens, and Lúthien looks at it. It's a full moon. She grins at Seph.)
Seph: It's time (They both transform into Werewolves. Seph has sleek silver fur, with spikes in his back, and glowing green eyes. Lúthien has sleek brown fur, and blood-red eyes. They grin, and take off towards Heidigger)
Hojo: Did I miss the party?
Nessa: Yes.
(Hojo screams as Lúthien takes after him.)
Vincent: Um.Lúthien. I wouldn't do that; you don't know where it's been. Lúthien: *dropping Hojo out of her jaws* oh, yea. (Seph caught Heidiger, and was successfully chewing on him.) Lúthien: Do you know where that's been?! Seph: *spitting Heidiger out* good point (Disappointed, they changed back into their usual form.) Lúthien: Dangit. Seph: We need cleaner game. Lúthien: Like someone who washes alot. (They both turn to look at Cloud, who washes every chance he gets, to keep his hair nice and perfect)
Cloud: I'm not even going to bother to run Seph: We trained you people to well. Lúthien: Hey! It's the last page. Lloyd: Hey! What about the quote of the day? Reno: Don't give others a piece of your mind unless you can afford it. Elena: Wow. That's the most intelligent thing you have ever said. Reno: Shut up. Tseng: *gives them both a 'look'* Lloyd: And we're going to make Yuffie a Turk. Rufus: Perfect material, she can steal things. Rude: As long as it isn't from us. (Yuffie, Elena, and Reno's jaws drop) Yuffie: *excitedly* ME?! A-a Turk?! Reno: Somebody shoot me please. Seph: I'll do it. Hey Vince! Can I borrow your gun?! Vincent: okay. But I wanna watch Nessa: Reno, better run. Reno: Better than Yuffie. Yuffie: HEY!