Episode 1
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra!
The scene is set in a spacious room filled with cushions and chair, and a few couches spread out. This is the Headquarters. Everyone, but Lloyd, is present, sitting some place. Sephiroth: *whilst sharpening his Masamune* A hunting I will go, a hunting I will go, I plan on killing someone, so a hunting I will go. Cloud: *looks worried*is it just me.or is he frightening? Sephiroth: *looks at cloud evilly and returns to sharpening* Cloud: *gulps* Dart: Nope he's scary. Sephiroth: *innocently* what? It's the only song I know! Yuffie: I'm not surprised. Nessa: Um.interesting song Seph. Seph: Thanks. It always gets me into the mood. Aeris: hey guys! I got an idea! Vincent: An idea?! Aeris? Are you feeling okay? Tifa and Larien: *Laugh* (Shinra enters. Yuffie throws herself on top of Reno) Yuffie: RRREENNOO!!!!!!!!! Aeris: Shut it. How about we play a game? Seph: Am I allowed to kill anyone? Cloud, Aeris, Yuffie, and Dart: NO! Seph: Then I don't want to play it. Lúthien: Me either. Albert: Hey! We gotta do something! Nessa: Since I'm the author, I say we sit down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, a fat bag of Fritos, and play video games all night long! Reno: Can I have a beer? Tseng: No. Elena: Tseng's right.you had a whole bunch last night. Reno: So?! Elena: *annoyed* Rude, tell Reno he's stupid! Rude: . Elena: Fine. Reno you're stupid! Seph: I wanna go hunting! Larien: Fine go hunting, but give Cloud and Dart three minutes ahead to run. Seph: YAY! Cloud and Dart: Nessa! Do something! You're the author! Nessa: *blinks as she concentrates on Vincent's limit break on the TV screen* Seph: 1.2.3. Dart and Cloud: *running* AIE!!! Lúthien: Can I come too? Seph: Sure, but let's add in Yuffie. Yuffie: no! I'm busy! I have materia to stea- I mean, a book I have to read. Lúthien: * thinking* okay.who else? Seph: Aeris.I'm sure we can find Palmer, or Heidigger, or Hojo somewhere. Lúthien: Aeris will be fine. Aeris: You can't do that! Lúthien: why not? Aeris: I'm an Ancient! Wolfe: That's right! You are ancient! Aeris: Nessa! You're the author! Nessa: * ignores Aeris, eyes glued to the TV screen, munching on chips, and chugging Mountain Dew* Aeris: *running after Cloud and Dart* AIE!!!!!!!! Seph: 120.121.122. Lúthien: 299.300! READY OR NOT HERE WE COME! (Seph and Lúthien leave, loaded with weapons. Everyone soon hears shrieks) Seph: *coming in* that was fun Tifa: * leaves and brings in Cloud, dart, and Aeris's mangled bodies* Vincent: ouch Shana: * casts spell and revives then to full heath* Seph: Now we can do it again! Lloyd: * Comes in and plopped down with Nessa* Aeris: Why did you have to be late? You could've saved us from Lúthien and Sephiroth's wrath since you are the co-author! Lloyd: * gives hi-fives to Lúthien and Seph* Woo-hoo! Twice in one week! Sorry Aeris! I was putting the finishing touches on next week's episode! Cloud: I'll fight you again Sephiroth, if I can have my sword, and do it outside Seph: Sure! (Everyone but Nessa heads outside) Seph: * pulls out Masamune* Let's go! Cloud* pulls out Cait Sith out* huh?! Cait: meow! Cloud: What the?! (They hear malicious giggling coming from inside) Cloud: Lloyd? Lloyd: Fine Cloud: * pulls out new sword* Lets go! Seph: *slashes sword* Cloud: * tries to block sword, but his bounces off* Seph: * laugh* Cloud: HEY! I have a rubber sword! Lloyd: You said a sword, but now which kind. (They all go inside) Nessa: * still glued to video game* GO, GO, GO!!!!! Larien: Almost done Nessa? Nessa: Yes. Vincent just finished Seph off, sorry Seph, I won! Seph: As long as it wasn't Cloud. Video Game: Beep! High score! Vincent level 90, Red XIII level 90, Cloud, level 55. Cloud: How is that possible? Nessa: Game Shark. Seph: *Laughs* Tifa: So. since we've seen Dart and Cloud un-mercifully get beat up, what should we do now? Vincent: Um.watch it again? Seph: Then I would have to sharpen my sword again, because it got worn down on Cloud's blunt head! Cloud: Very funny Albert: Um. where's Yuffie? (As if on cue, Yuffie walks in with bulging pockets, and an armload of Materia. Blushing, she runs through to her room, locking the door) Albert: okay.that answers my question. Aeris: Seph, you are soooo mean! Seph: Gosh, I kill someone, and they hate me! Aeris: *rolls her eyes* Larien: Hey ya'll we're almost out of time! Lúthien: Augh! Lloyd: Don't worry! We have next Episode! But we still have several more pages! Lúthien: * pointing to Cloud, Dart, Aeris, and Yuffie* why do I have to share my time with those losers! Cloud: * stops picking his nose* who are you calling a loser? Lúthien: YOU! (Cloud and Lúthien fight on the floor. Seph soon jumps in. Every once in a while, you see a blonde spike pop out. Soon, the fight is over) Cloud: Now I have to go Mousse my hair again! (Cloud leaves) Aeris: your hair looks the same! Cloud: *yelling from bathroom* anybody got any mousse? Dart: *shrugging* I got gel. Cloud: SOLD! (Dart hands Cloud a full Economy Sized hair gel container. In a few seconds, Cloud hands it back, empty. Cloud's hair glistens in the light, like it's made of glass. It's so covered in gooey gel, you can barely tell it's blonde.) Cloud: thank-you Dart: .. Vincent: * laughs* Lloyd: We have 3 more pages to fill. Nessa: * Bouncing off the walls from too much caffeine* I'm bored again, I'm out of Mountain dew, anybody got more? I want a coffee, a nice cup of coffee, maybe another one, that's nice, I like coffee, and a third glass is nice too. Larien: *sitting Nessa down* No more caffeine for you. Nessa: *hands jerking, feet tapping* I like caffeine! Lloyd: We know Seph: So. What should we do now? Lloyd: Only three more pages! Aeris: *annoyed* you said that last time Lloyd: I was wrong Vincent: Well.we could down and watch CIA. Tifa: Okay! (They sit down in front of the big screen TV and watch a show for a few minutes) Tifa: EW. Vincent: Okay.that's enough for me Larien: What was it about? Vincent: Boxers, or Briefs? Larien: Oh. Nessa: We could answer Fan Mail. All: okay! (Tifa pulls a letter out of a bag. It's for Dart) Dart: *clears thought* Dearest Dart, (he scans through letter) Hey! I don't like this person! Aeris: Who wrote it? Is it mean? Dart: Yes. It's from.Sephiroth! Seph: What? Dart: You wrote this note? Seph: Um.yes. *grins* Dart: that's mean! I'm gonna.(looks at Sephy's long sword) never mind. Seph: Muahahahahahahaha! Pansy. Dart: AM NOT! Lloyd: Are too.Two pages! Elena: Are we going to do the quote of the day? Nessa: Why did I even agree to have the Turks in here?! Reno: That was Spiked Mountain Dew. That's why you agreed. Nessa: That's why it tasted so gross. (Within a few seconds, Lloyd's got Reno is in a headlock, and is hoping his face will turn as red as his hair.) Elena: Today's quote is "Don't count your Chocobos before they're hatched!" Reno: *gasping *: What-kinda-lame-quote-is-that?! Rufus: *sigh* Tseng: Um.Lloyd.I don't think he can breathe. (Lloyd reluctantly lets go of Reno, who starts to breathe again) Reno: What was that for? Lloyd: For getting Nessa drunk enough to agree. Nessa: Yeah! Even though I'm old enough, it's still GROSS! Rude: . Rufus: Well. Albert: Our ten pages are almost up. Vincent: We could all say good-bye! Tifa: Buh-bye! Reno: Siniara suckers! Nessa: *kicks Reno* See ya'll soon! Lloyd: YEAH! See you all next week! (Everyone but the Turks and Seph leave) Elena: okay. RENO THIS IS ALL YOUR FALUT! Reno: What did I do?! Seph: *swings Masamune wildly around* the fault belongs to all of you! (Everyone but Seph screams and runs away) Seph: WAIT! I need your souls to become 'one with the planet'! (Seph shrugged, turns on TV, picks up a bag of popcorn, a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, and finished Nessa's game)
The End!
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra!
The scene is set in a spacious room filled with cushions and chair, and a few couches spread out. This is the Headquarters. Everyone, but Lloyd, is present, sitting some place. Sephiroth: *whilst sharpening his Masamune* A hunting I will go, a hunting I will go, I plan on killing someone, so a hunting I will go. Cloud: *looks worried*is it just me.or is he frightening? Sephiroth: *looks at cloud evilly and returns to sharpening* Cloud: *gulps* Dart: Nope he's scary. Sephiroth: *innocently* what? It's the only song I know! Yuffie: I'm not surprised. Nessa: Um.interesting song Seph. Seph: Thanks. It always gets me into the mood. Aeris: hey guys! I got an idea! Vincent: An idea?! Aeris? Are you feeling okay? Tifa and Larien: *Laugh* (Shinra enters. Yuffie throws herself on top of Reno) Yuffie: RRREENNOO!!!!!!!!! Aeris: Shut it. How about we play a game? Seph: Am I allowed to kill anyone? Cloud, Aeris, Yuffie, and Dart: NO! Seph: Then I don't want to play it. Lúthien: Me either. Albert: Hey! We gotta do something! Nessa: Since I'm the author, I say we sit down with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, a fat bag of Fritos, and play video games all night long! Reno: Can I have a beer? Tseng: No. Elena: Tseng's right.you had a whole bunch last night. Reno: So?! Elena: *annoyed* Rude, tell Reno he's stupid! Rude: . Elena: Fine. Reno you're stupid! Seph: I wanna go hunting! Larien: Fine go hunting, but give Cloud and Dart three minutes ahead to run. Seph: YAY! Cloud and Dart: Nessa! Do something! You're the author! Nessa: *blinks as she concentrates on Vincent's limit break on the TV screen* Seph: 1.2.3. Dart and Cloud: *running* AIE!!! Lúthien: Can I come too? Seph: Sure, but let's add in Yuffie. Yuffie: no! I'm busy! I have materia to stea- I mean, a book I have to read. Lúthien: * thinking* okay.who else? Seph: Aeris.I'm sure we can find Palmer, or Heidigger, or Hojo somewhere. Lúthien: Aeris will be fine. Aeris: You can't do that! Lúthien: why not? Aeris: I'm an Ancient! Wolfe: That's right! You are ancient! Aeris: Nessa! You're the author! Nessa: * ignores Aeris, eyes glued to the TV screen, munching on chips, and chugging Mountain Dew* Aeris: *running after Cloud and Dart* AIE!!!!!!!! Seph: 120.121.122. Lúthien: 299.300! READY OR NOT HERE WE COME! (Seph and Lúthien leave, loaded with weapons. Everyone soon hears shrieks) Seph: *coming in* that was fun Tifa: * leaves and brings in Cloud, dart, and Aeris's mangled bodies* Vincent: ouch Shana: * casts spell and revives then to full heath* Seph: Now we can do it again! Lloyd: * Comes in and plopped down with Nessa* Aeris: Why did you have to be late? You could've saved us from Lúthien and Sephiroth's wrath since you are the co-author! Lloyd: * gives hi-fives to Lúthien and Seph* Woo-hoo! Twice in one week! Sorry Aeris! I was putting the finishing touches on next week's episode! Cloud: I'll fight you again Sephiroth, if I can have my sword, and do it outside Seph: Sure! (Everyone but Nessa heads outside) Seph: * pulls out Masamune* Let's go! Cloud* pulls out Cait Sith out* huh?! Cait: meow! Cloud: What the?! (They hear malicious giggling coming from inside) Cloud: Lloyd? Lloyd: Fine Cloud: * pulls out new sword* Lets go! Seph: *slashes sword* Cloud: * tries to block sword, but his bounces off* Seph: * laugh* Cloud: HEY! I have a rubber sword! Lloyd: You said a sword, but now which kind. (They all go inside) Nessa: * still glued to video game* GO, GO, GO!!!!! Larien: Almost done Nessa? Nessa: Yes. Vincent just finished Seph off, sorry Seph, I won! Seph: As long as it wasn't Cloud. Video Game: Beep! High score! Vincent level 90, Red XIII level 90, Cloud, level 55. Cloud: How is that possible? Nessa: Game Shark. Seph: *Laughs* Tifa: So. since we've seen Dart and Cloud un-mercifully get beat up, what should we do now? Vincent: Um.watch it again? Seph: Then I would have to sharpen my sword again, because it got worn down on Cloud's blunt head! Cloud: Very funny Albert: Um. where's Yuffie? (As if on cue, Yuffie walks in with bulging pockets, and an armload of Materia. Blushing, she runs through to her room, locking the door) Albert: okay.that answers my question. Aeris: Seph, you are soooo mean! Seph: Gosh, I kill someone, and they hate me! Aeris: *rolls her eyes* Larien: Hey ya'll we're almost out of time! Lúthien: Augh! Lloyd: Don't worry! We have next Episode! But we still have several more pages! Lúthien: * pointing to Cloud, Dart, Aeris, and Yuffie* why do I have to share my time with those losers! Cloud: * stops picking his nose* who are you calling a loser? Lúthien: YOU! (Cloud and Lúthien fight on the floor. Seph soon jumps in. Every once in a while, you see a blonde spike pop out. Soon, the fight is over) Cloud: Now I have to go Mousse my hair again! (Cloud leaves) Aeris: your hair looks the same! Cloud: *yelling from bathroom* anybody got any mousse? Dart: *shrugging* I got gel. Cloud: SOLD! (Dart hands Cloud a full Economy Sized hair gel container. In a few seconds, Cloud hands it back, empty. Cloud's hair glistens in the light, like it's made of glass. It's so covered in gooey gel, you can barely tell it's blonde.) Cloud: thank-you Dart: .. Vincent: * laughs* Lloyd: We have 3 more pages to fill. Nessa: * Bouncing off the walls from too much caffeine* I'm bored again, I'm out of Mountain dew, anybody got more? I want a coffee, a nice cup of coffee, maybe another one, that's nice, I like coffee, and a third glass is nice too. Larien: *sitting Nessa down* No more caffeine for you. Nessa: *hands jerking, feet tapping* I like caffeine! Lloyd: We know Seph: So. What should we do now? Lloyd: Only three more pages! Aeris: *annoyed* you said that last time Lloyd: I was wrong Vincent: Well.we could down and watch CIA. Tifa: Okay! (They sit down in front of the big screen TV and watch a show for a few minutes) Tifa: EW. Vincent: Okay.that's enough for me Larien: What was it about? Vincent: Boxers, or Briefs? Larien: Oh. Nessa: We could answer Fan Mail. All: okay! (Tifa pulls a letter out of a bag. It's for Dart) Dart: *clears thought* Dearest Dart, (he scans through letter) Hey! I don't like this person! Aeris: Who wrote it? Is it mean? Dart: Yes. It's from.Sephiroth! Seph: What? Dart: You wrote this note? Seph: Um.yes. *grins* Dart: that's mean! I'm gonna.(looks at Sephy's long sword) never mind. Seph: Muahahahahahahaha! Pansy. Dart: AM NOT! Lloyd: Are too.Two pages! Elena: Are we going to do the quote of the day? Nessa: Why did I even agree to have the Turks in here?! Reno: That was Spiked Mountain Dew. That's why you agreed. Nessa: That's why it tasted so gross. (Within a few seconds, Lloyd's got Reno is in a headlock, and is hoping his face will turn as red as his hair.) Elena: Today's quote is "Don't count your Chocobos before they're hatched!" Reno: *gasping *: What-kinda-lame-quote-is-that?! Rufus: *sigh* Tseng: Um.Lloyd.I don't think he can breathe. (Lloyd reluctantly lets go of Reno, who starts to breathe again) Reno: What was that for? Lloyd: For getting Nessa drunk enough to agree. Nessa: Yeah! Even though I'm old enough, it's still GROSS! Rude: . Rufus: Well. Albert: Our ten pages are almost up. Vincent: We could all say good-bye! Tifa: Buh-bye! Reno: Siniara suckers! Nessa: *kicks Reno* See ya'll soon! Lloyd: YEAH! See you all next week! (Everyone but the Turks and Seph leave) Elena: okay. RENO THIS IS ALL YOUR FALUT! Reno: What did I do?! Seph: *swings Masamune wildly around* the fault belongs to all of you! (Everyone but Seph screams and runs away) Seph: WAIT! I need your souls to become 'one with the planet'! (Seph shrugged, turns on TV, picks up a bag of popcorn, a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, and finished Nessa's game)
The End!