Episode 5
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra
Nessa: First thing is, we find her a suit. Tseng: a good Turk suit. Elena: I have one, it's extra, from last year. (They have Yuffie wear the old suit, and they give her a gun) Yuffie: No more boomerang? Tifa: nope. (Yuffie is soon Turk material.) Nessa: We just ran out of Mountain Dew. Turks, your first quest is to find some, and don't come back until you do.
Turks: Fine. Cloud: And Aeris and I will go also! Nessa: Even better. (The Turks and Aeris& Cloud disappear, and then re-appear at the newest Super Wal-mart. Hojo joins then there)
Reno: *to any stock-boy around* HEY YOU! WE NEED HELP! Aeris: SHHH!! Yuffie: HELLO?! ANYBODY?! Scarlet: Whadaya want? All: Scarlet?! Scarlet: Where's that cute Dart kid? All: HUH?! Scarlet: Tall, brown hair, light brown eyes. Yuffie: That isn't Dart! That's Al- Tseng: *putting hand over Yuffie's mouth* he didn't come. Scarlet: *sigh* He was cute. Rude: *clears throat* Do you have any Mountain Dew? Scarlet: *annoyed* Aisle 19, on your left. (They walk down aisle 9, and look on their right.) Cloud: HEY! This is the healthy cereal aisle! Aeris: Oh goody! Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this? Aeris: CLOUD! Guys, she said aisle 19, not 9 Yuffie: How can you guys stand these suits? Elena: I dunno.
Tseng: Well, if you don't wear short-shorts and tank tops all the
time, they are pretty comfortable..
Cloud: OH! 19!
Aeris: Yea!
(They walk down to aisle 19, and look on the right side)
Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this?
Aeris: Um.Cloud? She said the Left side.
Cloud: Oh.
(They look on the correct side)
Reno: Wow. It's in Alphabetical order.
Elena: *from the beginning* Coke-a-cola, Diet rite, Diet Pepsi with a
lemon twist, Dr. Pepper, Mello Yello..
Tseng: *from the end* Sprite, Sierra Mist, Root Beer, Diet Root beer,
Diet Caffeine-free root beer.
(They both stop, because there is a blank spot, right where Mountain
Dew should be.)
Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this?! Aeris: CLOUD! Cloud: What?! It is! Reno: Well.we can't go home until we get it, so. Yuffie: Let's make our own! Hojo: Mwahahaha! I know the perfect ingredients! *whips out recipe card* Aeris: I dunno. Cloud: Let's do it! (They grab an empty Diet-caffeine-free Mountain Dew bottle. They use a black marker to cross out the Diet and Caffeine)
Rufus: Grab anything that we can use to make it (They split up and go looking) Cloud: Let's see.Lemons, Kool Aid mix, pesticide. Aeris: Sugar. Reno: That one kind of Beer. Elena: RENO! Reno: it's a Mountain Dew color. Rufus: Fine. We'll use that beer, and Aeris's sugar. (Cloud puts the lemon and Kool Aid mix back) Cloud: What about my pesticide? All: NO! (They pay for their things, and got outside to the parking lot) Reno: What a waste of ten bucks. (They open the bottle, and pour the light green liquid into the Mountain dew bottle. Yuffie adds generous amounts of sugar, and they shake the bottle up to mix it. They need a few more inches in order for it to be full. Hojo grins, and pulls a large container out of his trench coat. The liquid is light green, and it's glowing. Hojo dumps it in, and now the whole bottle glows)
Aeris: Think they'll notice?
Hojo: it's perfectly safe.
Cloud: Does it include Jenova cells?
Hojo: Well.
Elena: is the grass green?
Cloud: Besides.they are authors, and they can just wish themselves well Yuffie: plus, I nicked the cashier's wallet. Aeris: Yuffie! Reno: hey! He has three twenties in here! Cloud: Oh man! Look at his driver's license! Rufus: that wasn't nice. Reno: HEY! He has five credit cards! Yuffie: and a library card. Rufus: And pictures of his kids. Yuffie: *points to one picture* WOW! That kid is fat! Aeris: You people are so mean! Elena: Yup. You're- Hey! He has a fifty! Rude: . Yuffie: a ton of ticket stubs. Tseng: bus tokens. Reno: and a gift certificate to Cheese Haven. Aeris: I LOVE cheese haven!!!!!! Rufus: Everybody to Cheese Haven! (They all got to a large barn-like place, bearing the name 'Cheese Haven') Reno: he has $100 worth of cheese from here. What a loser. (Aeris goes speeding off, and comes back with an assortment of cheese) Aeris: Blue cheese, American, Swiss, Sharp cheddar, mild cheddar, semi- mild-but-not-quite cheddar.
Cloud: Yum! (They fill up a cart full of different wrapped cheeses. Reno id sampling cheese from a lady)
Reno: I've gone there three times already! Elena: You are truly a Turk, Yuffie. Yuffie: Not to mention I got all of his materia. (They pay for all of the cheese. They spend all 100 dollars) Reno: Let's auction off his library card and license on ebay. Yuffie: HEY! Let's keep everything, but wait until he offers a reward for whoever finds it.
Elena: Yea! Reno: But can I take the fifty? Tseng: fine Reno. Take the fifty. (They go back to the headquarters) Nessa: Why do you have all that cheese? Reno: *tries to sound convincing* you know.around. Lloyd: What 'bout the Mountain Dew? (Hojo hands him the glowing bottle) Nessa: Why is it glowing? Rufus: Um.new brand? Larien: Let's have some Cheese and Mountain Dew Turks: We'll have water. (They all sit down to eat cheese. Nessa grins as she serves the drinks) Reno: good cheese.Aeris. (They all take sips of the drinks. The Turks, Cloud and Aeris turn into Chocobos. Hojo laughs)
Nessa: *laughs*
Reno: I though we had water.
Larien: No.you had 'Mountain Dew'
Aeris: Let's just go to a different store next time
(The chocobos/Turks 'Wark' loudly)
Hojo: Jenova-Mountain Dew!
Lúthien: Even worse than Jenova-donuts.
Seph: *laugh*
Nessa: We're gonna have a guest star next time! My kid-sister, Peace! Larien: She's fourteen, right? Nessa: right. Reno: She's not very important, but we'll have better stars later. Nessa: *whacks Reno* She is too important! Well, maybe not but- Larien: maybe later we'll have Legolas, or Will Turner as a guest star. (A girl with long white hair and silver eyes pops in out of nowhere. Nessa groans)
Peace: *pops onto couch* or Johnny Depp! Nessa: you're not supposed to be here until later! Peace: or Elijah Wood! Or Viggo Mortensen! Or Sean Bean! Lúthien: AUGH!!!!!! Nessa: NO! Peace: Haha! Sean.bean. When you write it, it rhymes! Haha! Lloyd: *open's door for Peace* Out. here. Reno: *hic* Hey! Let her stay! Peace: Ew! He's scary! I'm outta here! Nessa, you're crazy! (Peace starts to leave, but notices Cloud) Peace: HI!!!!!! Wait. (She pulls out a small wand, and changes Cloud back) Peace: there you go.Cloud. Nessa: Hey Peace.want some Mountain Dew? Peace: Why is it glowing? Rufus: Wark! (Peace restores everyone) Rufus: New brand? Peace: okay! (Rufus gives her a cup. She turns into a purple chocobo) Lúthien: How are you going to explain that to your mum? Peace: *runs around in circles* WARK!!!!!! Nessa: you're right. (Nessa changes her back) Peace: I'm never drinking Mountain Dew again! Seph: *materializes on couch, eating popcorn* who's the kid? Peace: heyyy. Nessa: My kid sister. Seph: Ah. Peace: *points to Sephy's sword* what's that? Seph: My Masamune. Peace: What in the heck is that? Seph: A long sword. Peace: Can I play with it? Seph: No. Peace: Dangit. Nessa: Don't bug him Peace. He has a criminal record. Peace: I'm telling! Nessa: Don't you dare! Peace: *hollering* MOM! NESSA'S PLAYING WITH A CRIMINAL!!!!!! Nessa: Shut up, or you can't come back. Peace: *to Seph* can I have some popcorn? Seph: mine. Peace: Cloud, how do you get that spike to stand up?!?! Lloyd: inquiries thing, isn't she? Peace: What's inquiry? Nessa: someone who asks a lot of questions. Peace: I'm glad I'm not like that!
Cast: Nessa Lissesul Larien Elendil Lúthien Sîrfalas Lloyd Wolfe Albert Shana Sephiroth Vincent Tifa Yuffie Cloud Aeris Dart & Shinra
Nessa: First thing is, we find her a suit. Tseng: a good Turk suit. Elena: I have one, it's extra, from last year. (They have Yuffie wear the old suit, and they give her a gun) Yuffie: No more boomerang? Tifa: nope. (Yuffie is soon Turk material.) Nessa: We just ran out of Mountain Dew. Turks, your first quest is to find some, and don't come back until you do.
Turks: Fine. Cloud: And Aeris and I will go also! Nessa: Even better. (The Turks and Aeris& Cloud disappear, and then re-appear at the newest Super Wal-mart. Hojo joins then there)
Reno: *to any stock-boy around* HEY YOU! WE NEED HELP! Aeris: SHHH!! Yuffie: HELLO?! ANYBODY?! Scarlet: Whadaya want? All: Scarlet?! Scarlet: Where's that cute Dart kid? All: HUH?! Scarlet: Tall, brown hair, light brown eyes. Yuffie: That isn't Dart! That's Al- Tseng: *putting hand over Yuffie's mouth* he didn't come. Scarlet: *sigh* He was cute. Rude: *clears throat* Do you have any Mountain Dew? Scarlet: *annoyed* Aisle 19, on your left. (They walk down aisle 9, and look on their right.) Cloud: HEY! This is the healthy cereal aisle! Aeris: Oh goody! Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this? Aeris: CLOUD! Guys, she said aisle 19, not 9 Yuffie: How can you guys stand these suits? Elena: I dunno.
Tseng: Well, if you don't wear short-shorts and tank tops all the
time, they are pretty comfortable..
Cloud: OH! 19!
Aeris: Yea!
(They walk down to aisle 19, and look on the right side)
Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this?
Aeris: Um.Cloud? She said the Left side.
Cloud: Oh.
(They look on the correct side)
Reno: Wow. It's in Alphabetical order.
Elena: *from the beginning* Coke-a-cola, Diet rite, Diet Pepsi with a
lemon twist, Dr. Pepper, Mello Yello..
Tseng: *from the end* Sprite, Sierra Mist, Root Beer, Diet Root beer,
Diet Caffeine-free root beer.
(They both stop, because there is a blank spot, right where Mountain
Dew should be.)
Cloud: What kind of rip-off store is this?! Aeris: CLOUD! Cloud: What?! It is! Reno: Well.we can't go home until we get it, so. Yuffie: Let's make our own! Hojo: Mwahahaha! I know the perfect ingredients! *whips out recipe card* Aeris: I dunno. Cloud: Let's do it! (They grab an empty Diet-caffeine-free Mountain Dew bottle. They use a black marker to cross out the Diet and Caffeine)
Rufus: Grab anything that we can use to make it (They split up and go looking) Cloud: Let's see.Lemons, Kool Aid mix, pesticide. Aeris: Sugar. Reno: That one kind of Beer. Elena: RENO! Reno: it's a Mountain Dew color. Rufus: Fine. We'll use that beer, and Aeris's sugar. (Cloud puts the lemon and Kool Aid mix back) Cloud: What about my pesticide? All: NO! (They pay for their things, and got outside to the parking lot) Reno: What a waste of ten bucks. (They open the bottle, and pour the light green liquid into the Mountain dew bottle. Yuffie adds generous amounts of sugar, and they shake the bottle up to mix it. They need a few more inches in order for it to be full. Hojo grins, and pulls a large container out of his trench coat. The liquid is light green, and it's glowing. Hojo dumps it in, and now the whole bottle glows)
Aeris: Think they'll notice?
Hojo: it's perfectly safe.
Cloud: Does it include Jenova cells?
Hojo: Well.
Elena: is the grass green?
Cloud: Besides.they are authors, and they can just wish themselves well Yuffie: plus, I nicked the cashier's wallet. Aeris: Yuffie! Reno: hey! He has three twenties in here! Cloud: Oh man! Look at his driver's license! Rufus: that wasn't nice. Reno: HEY! He has five credit cards! Yuffie: and a library card. Rufus: And pictures of his kids. Yuffie: *points to one picture* WOW! That kid is fat! Aeris: You people are so mean! Elena: Yup. You're- Hey! He has a fifty! Rude: . Yuffie: a ton of ticket stubs. Tseng: bus tokens. Reno: and a gift certificate to Cheese Haven. Aeris: I LOVE cheese haven!!!!!! Rufus: Everybody to Cheese Haven! (They all got to a large barn-like place, bearing the name 'Cheese Haven') Reno: he has $100 worth of cheese from here. What a loser. (Aeris goes speeding off, and comes back with an assortment of cheese) Aeris: Blue cheese, American, Swiss, Sharp cheddar, mild cheddar, semi- mild-but-not-quite cheddar.
Cloud: Yum! (They fill up a cart full of different wrapped cheeses. Reno id sampling cheese from a lady)
Reno: I've gone there three times already! Elena: You are truly a Turk, Yuffie. Yuffie: Not to mention I got all of his materia. (They pay for all of the cheese. They spend all 100 dollars) Reno: Let's auction off his library card and license on ebay. Yuffie: HEY! Let's keep everything, but wait until he offers a reward for whoever finds it.
Elena: Yea! Reno: But can I take the fifty? Tseng: fine Reno. Take the fifty. (They go back to the headquarters) Nessa: Why do you have all that cheese? Reno: *tries to sound convincing* you know.around. Lloyd: What 'bout the Mountain Dew? (Hojo hands him the glowing bottle) Nessa: Why is it glowing? Rufus: Um.new brand? Larien: Let's have some Cheese and Mountain Dew Turks: We'll have water. (They all sit down to eat cheese. Nessa grins as she serves the drinks) Reno: good cheese.Aeris. (They all take sips of the drinks. The Turks, Cloud and Aeris turn into Chocobos. Hojo laughs)
Nessa: *laughs*
Reno: I though we had water.
Larien: No.you had 'Mountain Dew'
Aeris: Let's just go to a different store next time
(The chocobos/Turks 'Wark' loudly)
Hojo: Jenova-Mountain Dew!
Lúthien: Even worse than Jenova-donuts.
Seph: *laugh*
Nessa: We're gonna have a guest star next time! My kid-sister, Peace! Larien: She's fourteen, right? Nessa: right. Reno: She's not very important, but we'll have better stars later. Nessa: *whacks Reno* She is too important! Well, maybe not but- Larien: maybe later we'll have Legolas, or Will Turner as a guest star. (A girl with long white hair and silver eyes pops in out of nowhere. Nessa groans)
Peace: *pops onto couch* or Johnny Depp! Nessa: you're not supposed to be here until later! Peace: or Elijah Wood! Or Viggo Mortensen! Or Sean Bean! Lúthien: AUGH!!!!!! Nessa: NO! Peace: Haha! Sean.bean. When you write it, it rhymes! Haha! Lloyd: *open's door for Peace* Out. here. Reno: *hic* Hey! Let her stay! Peace: Ew! He's scary! I'm outta here! Nessa, you're crazy! (Peace starts to leave, but notices Cloud) Peace: HI!!!!!! Wait. (She pulls out a small wand, and changes Cloud back) Peace: there you go.Cloud. Nessa: Hey Peace.want some Mountain Dew? Peace: Why is it glowing? Rufus: Wark! (Peace restores everyone) Rufus: New brand? Peace: okay! (Rufus gives her a cup. She turns into a purple chocobo) Lúthien: How are you going to explain that to your mum? Peace: *runs around in circles* WARK!!!!!! Nessa: you're right. (Nessa changes her back) Peace: I'm never drinking Mountain Dew again! Seph: *materializes on couch, eating popcorn* who's the kid? Peace: heyyy. Nessa: My kid sister. Seph: Ah. Peace: *points to Sephy's sword* what's that? Seph: My Masamune. Peace: What in the heck is that? Seph: A long sword. Peace: Can I play with it? Seph: No. Peace: Dangit. Nessa: Don't bug him Peace. He has a criminal record. Peace: I'm telling! Nessa: Don't you dare! Peace: *hollering* MOM! NESSA'S PLAYING WITH A CRIMINAL!!!!!! Nessa: Shut up, or you can't come back. Peace: *to Seph* can I have some popcorn? Seph: mine. Peace: Cloud, how do you get that spike to stand up?!?! Lloyd: inquiries thing, isn't she? Peace: What's inquiry? Nessa: someone who asks a lot of questions. Peace: I'm glad I'm not like that!