Who: Hello! I am the person who is writing this today, only me!
*BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!!*
Some Computer Voice: WARNING! Beware of Who's story. May cause damage to your intellectual well-being. Leave now!
Who: Hey! You're scaring all my readers away!
Some Computer Voice: But am I telling the truth?
Who: N...well maybe.
Some Computer Voice: Thank you
Who: Well, at least it's funny. Don't go away! If you really want to read it, please consider what that 'Some Computer Voice' guy said. Read on!
Disclaimer: Who or Guess do not own any of the people mentioned in the story, beside themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The First Story We Ever Wrote
Chapter 1: Who's Game Show
Who: HI! I'm Who! Welcome to.
Audience: Who's Game show!
*Applause*
Who: Our first contestant today is...*pause for effect* ...YAMI!!!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Hi.
Who: You are such a person for words.
Yami: Thanks.
Who: Well then! Let's get started!
Yami: OK
Who: Your first question is...
Yami: What is it?
Who: Hold on! I'm still thinking!
Yami: WHAT?!? You mean to tell me you are coming up with random questions, with whatever you are thinking? And that if I miss three questions the floor will fall underneath me, and I'll fall into a pit of lions?!?! *gasp*
Who: Well, that just 'bout sums it up.
Yami: *sigh* Well, what's the first question?
Who: OK. I've got it! What...is...my..favorite...CHEESE?
Yami: WHAT?
Who: Didn't you read the paper I gave you before the show?
Yami: IT WAS BLANK!!!
Who: Oops. Forgot to turn the invisible ink option off. My bad.
Yami: *big sigh* Ummmm...American?
Who: WRONG! *Beep* It's Canadian Cheese!!!
Yami: That doesn't exist!
Who: So? It's still my favorite. ^-^
*Thump*
Yami: What's that?
Who: There are three platforms beneath you, and each time you get one wrong, one disappears!
Yami: Disappears? Maybe there is only one platform, because you couldn't pay for the special effects!
*Thump*
Yami: What was that?
Who: Because you questioned me.
Yami: What! That's not fair!
Who: Do you want to lose another one?
Yami: No.
Who: Then hush. Now, your next question, and possibly your last. What ....is..the capital of....ALBANIA!!!!!
Yami: Bob City. *makes a duh-that's-not-the-right-answer-face*
Who: Correct!!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Yami: OH MY GOD....... What next?
Who: Well, you moved one question, out of a million, to the prize!
Yami: (Now completely bored) Next question.
Who: Where...am...I.. .FROM!!!
Yami: Bob City.
Who: WRONG!!!
*thump*
Yami: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who: Sorry, Yami, but the correct answer is Madison, Wisconsin.
Audience Member: BUT MY POOR YAMI!
Who: Don't worry. He didn't fall into a pit of lions. He just fell into a pit of kittens.
Yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who: All right! Our next contestant is Malik!
Malik: MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!........Hi.
Who: O....K...
Malik: Now what is my first question?
Who: What.. ....color...is....the.SKY!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: That's a really good question. Ummmmm.. maybe I should look up there more....anyway.....my answer is...ummmm...... pink!
Who: Wrong!
*thump*
Who: The answer is blue! I think. Or maybe it is more of a purple-ish blue. Anyway, who cares?!?! Your wrong! Next question.
Malik: I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who: O.K. Let me think...
*30 minutes later*
Who: ...... I'VE GOT IT!!! But, I need my friend TZ to tell it!
TZ: Who doesn't want a big red dog?
Malik: Me?
TZ: WRONG!!!!!! EVERYONE WANTS A BIG RED DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! NYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA....
*3O minutes later*
TZ: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Who: O.K. that's enough TZ!
TZ: All right, but wait! One more thing, a piece of advice to all of the viewers. Hem, hem (Yeah I know Harry Potter fans) Water is wet.
*no sound and all*
TZ: Thank you
*TZ exits the building*
Who: Well then, thanks for that wonderful piece of advice, TZ. Anyway, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION LEFT!!!
*Ding, ding, ding!*
Who: Oh, well times up! We'll, Malik, since we didn't finish you can either lose now automatically, or wait 'til tomorrow. What is your choice?
Audience Chanting Maniacally: NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Malik: Ummm...tomorrow?
Who: O.K. we'll just have to wait 'til tomorrow! Now 'til next time, your watching.
Audience Members: Who's Game Show!
Who: Did you like? Hope you did, and the next one will have a special contestant. R&R!
*BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!!*
Some Computer Voice: WARNING! Beware of Who's story. May cause damage to your intellectual well-being. Leave now!
Who: Hey! You're scaring all my readers away!
Some Computer Voice: But am I telling the truth?
Who: N...well maybe.
Some Computer Voice: Thank you
Who: Well, at least it's funny. Don't go away! If you really want to read it, please consider what that 'Some Computer Voice' guy said. Read on!
Disclaimer: Who or Guess do not own any of the people mentioned in the story, beside themselves. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The First Story We Ever Wrote
Chapter 1: Who's Game Show
Who: HI! I'm Who! Welcome to.
Audience: Who's Game show!
*Applause*
Who: Our first contestant today is...*pause for effect* ...YAMI!!!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Hi.
Who: You are such a person for words.
Yami: Thanks.
Who: Well then! Let's get started!
Yami: OK
Who: Your first question is...
Yami: What is it?
Who: Hold on! I'm still thinking!
Yami: WHAT?!? You mean to tell me you are coming up with random questions, with whatever you are thinking? And that if I miss three questions the floor will fall underneath me, and I'll fall into a pit of lions?!?! *gasp*
Who: Well, that just 'bout sums it up.
Yami: *sigh* Well, what's the first question?
Who: OK. I've got it! What...is...my..favorite...CHEESE?
Yami: WHAT?
Who: Didn't you read the paper I gave you before the show?
Yami: IT WAS BLANK!!!
Who: Oops. Forgot to turn the invisible ink option off. My bad.
Yami: *big sigh* Ummmm...American?
Who: WRONG! *Beep* It's Canadian Cheese!!!
Yami: That doesn't exist!
Who: So? It's still my favorite. ^-^
*Thump*
Yami: What's that?
Who: There are three platforms beneath you, and each time you get one wrong, one disappears!
Yami: Disappears? Maybe there is only one platform, because you couldn't pay for the special effects!
*Thump*
Yami: What was that?
Who: Because you questioned me.
Yami: What! That's not fair!
Who: Do you want to lose another one?
Yami: No.
Who: Then hush. Now, your next question, and possibly your last. What ....is..the capital of....ALBANIA!!!!!
Yami: Bob City. *makes a duh-that's-not-the-right-answer-face*
Who: Correct!!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Yami: OH MY GOD....... What next?
Who: Well, you moved one question, out of a million, to the prize!
Yami: (Now completely bored) Next question.
Who: Where...am...I.. .FROM!!!
Yami: Bob City.
Who: WRONG!!!
*thump*
Yami: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who: Sorry, Yami, but the correct answer is Madison, Wisconsin.
Audience Member: BUT MY POOR YAMI!
Who: Don't worry. He didn't fall into a pit of lions. He just fell into a pit of kittens.
Yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who: All right! Our next contestant is Malik!
Malik: MWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!........Hi.
Who: O....K...
Malik: Now what is my first question?
Who: What.. ....color...is....the.SKY!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: That's a really good question. Ummmmm.. maybe I should look up there more....anyway.....my answer is...ummmm...... pink!
Who: Wrong!
*thump*
Who: The answer is blue! I think. Or maybe it is more of a purple-ish blue. Anyway, who cares?!?! Your wrong! Next question.
Malik: I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who: O.K. Let me think...
*30 minutes later*
Who: ...... I'VE GOT IT!!! But, I need my friend TZ to tell it!
TZ: Who doesn't want a big red dog?
Malik: Me?
TZ: WRONG!!!!!! EVERYONE WANTS A BIG RED DOG!!!!!!!!!!!! NYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA....
*3O minutes later*
TZ: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Who: O.K. that's enough TZ!
TZ: All right, but wait! One more thing, a piece of advice to all of the viewers. Hem, hem (Yeah I know Harry Potter fans) Water is wet.
*no sound and all*
TZ: Thank you
*TZ exits the building*
Who: Well then, thanks for that wonderful piece of advice, TZ. Anyway, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION LEFT!!!
*Ding, ding, ding!*
Who: Oh, well times up! We'll, Malik, since we didn't finish you can either lose now automatically, or wait 'til tomorrow. What is your choice?
Audience Chanting Maniacally: NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Malik: Ummm...tomorrow?
Who: O.K. we'll just have to wait 'til tomorrow! Now 'til next time, your watching.
Audience Members: Who's Game Show!
Who: Did you like? Hope you did, and the next one will have a special contestant. R&R!