A/N Hello there! It has been a LONG time since I have posted anything new
to this site. It's great to be back!! This is of course a parody on
Eminem's 'Hi my name is' Being sung by Professor Serveus Snape. I hope you
dig it and feel free to check out my Parody on the chamber of secrets movie
as well! Ta Ta!

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

Hi twins do you like ridin'?
Wanna see me jam this broom so far up ya ass you'll both be blinded?
Mind the spilinters and do it exactly like I did
Teach kids while getting flipped off by a giant squid
I disdain it when you're late,
Your project you try and demonstrate
When you know Malfoy will be the only student getting an A
Professor Dum said Snappy you been potion tastin
No sir
Then why's your face red, Snap you're wasted
Well since year Two, I've been stuck here with you,
With all these damn kids too,
Whats a potions master to do??
I got pissed off
Slapped Potters stupid grin off
Kicked him out my class and said
"Mind your attitude" as he scoffed off
I correct a fat stack of their work and fail the twerps
Faster than Hagrid can learn how to spell the words
C'mere stupid ass! (Snape wait a minute that's Hagrids dog!)
I couldn't care less the death eaters sent me to tick the world off!

Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!

Professor Dumbledore promised he'd give me the D.A.D.A job and lied,
Thanks a lot, next semester I'm sure I'll be more deprived,
I secretly bewitched his pacer, was a happiness eraser,
He went to the hospital and now I'm a friggin ambulance chaser (AAAAA!)
Sirius was a wolf cub, nothing more than a scrub,
Made fun of me and tortured me, then got him self blown up (HA! HA!)
Extra credit, yeah right, your brains like lettuce
Trying to cheat your way through class,
While screaming at me "PLEASE JUST LET ME PASS!"
Ninety-nine percent of this school year I have denied you, (Man!)
As you'll find out soon just how much I despise you,
I told you it takes a special wizard to brew potions
Make a cauldron full of herbs and bugs to show my true devotion (Gee thanks
Snape!)
You know you screwed up in that final I demand
To make potions to kill a man, like some new death eater scam,
This kid in the castle asked me to change his grade and I laughed,
So, I failed him: 'Dear Neville, thanks for the laugh STUPID ASS!'

Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!

STOP I must escape! These kids need to be locked away! (Get them!)
Gandoff the Grey don't just stand there OBLIVATE! (HUH??)
I hate that ghost Peeves, why cant ghosts die?
I'd make him a potion that would make him die infinity times! (Take that!)
Am I apperating or using a portkey? Maybe I'll fly.
I just sneered at that stupid Potter- dear Merlin why's he still alive? (I
dunno)
All my life I've hated that guy,
If only I could make him disappear, No one need know he died! (Whoops!)
Robes black, around the halls I sulk (I hate my life.)
I limp when I walk, I'll give detention to anyone that talks (Waaaaa!)
When I first got here I used to get so angry I would almost quit
HOW YOU GONNA HELP ME TOM? (Riddle?)
YOU WERE DESTROYED BY A KID! (WAHHH!)
I play with snakes, I wish I was dead
Put my best evil look on and catch kids out of bed (NOOO!)
I'm the best Hogwarts has ever had,
And by the way when you see Potters dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him I killed him with a goat in this dream I had

Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!
Hi my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is chicka chicka Super Snapey!