Hey! This is another one of my very special song parodies to come! This
time we have got Ron in the lime light singing Eminems "Superman" song!
Check out my other song and parody too! Please read and review and if you
want to give me ideas of possible other songs to be parodied that would be
crantastic! ;) Tootles!

[Hermione] Mmmmm.
[Ron] You tired Hermy?
[Hermione] Yeahhh
[Ron] Cause we been studying transfiguration for a while
[Hermione] Talk to me
[Ron] You want me to tell you something?
[Hermione] Uh-huh
[Ron] I know what you want to hear

I know I annoy you Hermy, You kinda annoy me too
(I think you're a stupid baby) I think you're stupid too
I'll drive you crazy girl, come be in Ronnys world
(Ooh boy you're so damn lazy) Bitch you make me hurl

They call me super Ron
Sleep in all classes and foolin around, Can't wait for chow,
Got um singin that Weasley is our king now,
I'll always have Hermione there to bail me out,
With her ego trips, save it bitch
Study again?? You make me sick!
Super Ron ain't studying shit
Girl I'ma go play a game of quidditch
Straight to the pitch, cut to the game,
I'll tell those ruddy little beaters to their face,
Play this game, say my name,
Ever since I put your team to disgrace
I'm a different man, I harass,
Skip my scripts, bitch why ask?
Skip my chick - she and me clash
I'd rather have her take notes in class
Don't write down? I'll put you down
Won't go down, I'll push you down,
Wuss backed out, stopping shit,
Lookin like a liar as you start to shout
Did I give you my price
To teach you at night?
Bitch lets fly, I'll meet you outside
What you wanna see my broomsticks flight?
What you Fleur Delacour?
Say goodbye twice

But I do know one thing though
I learned it long ago,
Springtime through fall and autumn,
Summer heat and winter snow,
Hermione knows she's got it,
Maybe she'll someday show,
Till then just sit your brain ass
In that ruddy classroom yo

Cause I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, your Super Ron, your Super Ron

Don't get me wrong, I love that girl,
No secret all the houses know,
Yeah we fight, Gin so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes,
We will fight, then were friends,
We'll keep doin it over and over again
Never know what kinda mood we'll be in
See how much the sparks'll be flyin then,
She don't want that, neither do I
I don't want to trip when I see her with guys
Ive already lied, You've already cried,
Not a stupid man but her spells kill mine
But I guess that just what smart girls do,
How could I use my wand and ever beat you?
I never thought our bickering would haunt me too,
We just met and I'm already fighting you!

But I do know one thing though
I learned it long ago,
Springtime through fall and autumn,
Summer heat and winter snow,
Hermione knows she's got it,
Maybe she'll someday show,
Till then just sit your brain ass
In that ruddy classroom yo

First thing today: Feelin glazed,
"Hangin around you normally makes me that way
I don't see what the big deal is anyway
O.W.L.S are just plain old useless to me"
Oh yeah you didn't like that game
"Useless O.W.L.S? You're so lame"
I love to torment you- what did you say?
I have the intellect of leeches?
Bitch! You should watch your weight!
First off you don't know Ronny
At all so don't try and judge me,
That's red hair from head to feet
Flyin through the air on this bomb cleansweep
Good Whirlin Merlin
You must be gone off that butter bottle,
You want this red hot can
Being Harrys right hand man
Don't touch unless you a fan,
End up using your own bedpan
Put locked hooks on your big books,
So you know the fun's began
Girl don't deny it, I am your man,
Now come and get some Weasley spam

I know I annoy you Hermy, You kinda annoy me too
(I think you're stupid baby) I think you're stupid too
I'll drive you crazy girl, come be in Ronnys world
(Ooh boy you're so damn lazy) Bitch you make me hurl

Cause I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, your Super Ron, your Super Ron

Cause I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
I can't be your Super Ron, can't be your Super Ron
Can't be your Super Ron, your Super Ron, your Super Ron