Disclaimer: I should think that everyone
knows by now that I don't own a shred of copyrighting. *sigh* However, I did
create both nicknames (or at least originally created Vegetable Bob…) and I did
happen to make this up for cutegenius's birthday a couple of years ago. Why she drudged it up, I don't
know… Anywayz, please keep in mind that this was a short notice scribble and
that I don't write like this anymore. (I write 3x worse!) Nevertheless, enjoy
reading and/or flaming, if that's the case.-_-;;
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Veggie
Some people think that he is hot,
But we all know he's definitely NOT.
He's mighty short,
And uglier than a wart.
Always cocky to the end,
He has nary a friend.
Pride is his only emotion,
And I haven't a notion,
How anyone puts up with him,
As he is very dim.
He treats his wife and son like dirt,
The only thing he secretly adores is his pink shirt.
The reason he hasn't been killed by me
Is because he helped his son come to be (EW! _)
With him present, his son's a fool,
Without him present, that son makes me drool.
If killed, I would not sob,
For Monsieur Vegetable Bob.