Hermione, Harry, and I gave the newcomers the grand tour. Then we walked to
the
Gryffindor Common room where they would be staying until the term started.
"Whats the password?" I asked everyone hoping one person would know.
"You get to make on up," The painting siad making me jump.
"Heart attack," Buffy said putting a hand on her heart.
"Any Ideas?" Willow asked.
"Hellmouth," Xander said.
"No memories of that please," Xan-Man said.
I snorted.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Nothing," I said smiling at Xan-Man.
"Shut up Skye," Xan-Man said to me.
"Need a password," Phoebe said.
Xan-Man leaned over towards me and whispered in my ear," Spuffy-ness."
I laughed.
"Would you two behave?" Piper asked.
"Bungel," Xan-Man whispered and I cracked up louder.
"That's mean," I said.
"I'm quite fond of the first one," Xan-Man said.
"Care to share with the rest of us?" Harry asked.
"No thank you," I said.
"How about Snapey's cranky?" Buffy said.
"I like it," Hermione said.
"Any disagreements?" Faith asked and no one piped up.
"All right. New password is Snapey's Cranky," Harry said and the painting opened.
"I still Liked Spuffy or Bungel," Xan- Man whispered.
I pushed him through the painting.
*****
We had charmed a boom box to work and we were all currently chlling out in the commmon room.
"Is there anything to do here for fun?" Paige asked.
I looked at Harry with a smile. He smiled also.
"What?" Piper asked seeing.
"Follow us," we both said and the group folowed us to the Quidditch Patch where we got out the School Brooms.
"Brooms? Are you two nuts?" Buffy asked.
Harry and I both sailed into the air. After they all go the hang of it we all flew around.
"Race you to McGonagall's window," Harry said to me.
"You're on Bro," I said.
"3...2...1..."
We took off and we were neck to neck until I pulled ahead and stopped mere inches away from the window. Professor McGonagall looked up as Harry stopped next to me. She raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry to bug you, Professor. We were just showing the new Professors a good time. Bye," I said as I sped off.
Harry shrugged and flew after his sister.
*****
"I hate that cranky pain in the ass," Piper said walking in.
Everyone in the Common room looked up.
"In the left corner we have Severus Black Eye Snape and in the right corner we have-" Phoebe started.
"A pissed off witch who is about to blow up his-" Piper started.
"Piper!" A few voices cried out.
Me on the other hand cracked up.
"What's so funny, K?" Faith asked.
"I am plotting an evil scheme against Snapey that will rock his world. I got it from a book in the other realm," I said smiling wickedly.
"Do tell," Buffy said sitting on the couch.
"Okay so what were going to do is.........."
*****
We were all in the Great Hall for breakfast waiting for Snapey to come in.
"I wonder where Severus is," McGonagall asked.
I bit back my laughter. The Great Hall Doors flew open and a very Pissed Off Snape came in.
"Snapey!" Buffy, Faith, and I cried.
"You look beautius today," Phoebe joked.
So during the night we snuck into his room and put honey all over his bed and on his face and hands. Then we took all of his clothes so all he had was his PJ's. Lastley we dyed his hair green.
"When shall I be getting my clothes back Ladies?" He asked walking up.
"When you get rid of your damn the world attitude," Piper smirked.
"Don't forget the smart ass remarks," I said whle bitting my toast.
"What was that Ms. Potter?" Snape asked from right behind me.
I smiled Wikedly and he couldn't see. I grabbed the syrup in one hand and then quickly spun and hand Snape on the ground.
"Say 'ah', Snapey," I joked as I poured syrup all over his face. "Oops missed."
I got up and sat back down. The Charmed Ones and the Slayers broke out in applause.
"Thank you very much," I said then took a drink.
Snape sneered as he stood next to Buffy.
Buffy let out a small scream, and everyone looked at her.
"Sorry, I thought it was satin," She joked.
The staff and everyone laughed. Snape walked out.
"And here endeth the lesson. Don't mess with us," Faith said raising her glass.
All the people clinked glasses.
*****
"Whats the password?" I asked everyone hoping one person would know.
"You get to make on up," The painting siad making me jump.
"Heart attack," Buffy said putting a hand on her heart.
"Any Ideas?" Willow asked.
"Hellmouth," Xander said.
"No memories of that please," Xan-Man said.
I snorted.
"What?" Harry asked.
"Nothing," I said smiling at Xan-Man.
"Shut up Skye," Xan-Man said to me.
"Need a password," Phoebe said.
Xan-Man leaned over towards me and whispered in my ear," Spuffy-ness."
I laughed.
"Would you two behave?" Piper asked.
"Bungel," Xan-Man whispered and I cracked up louder.
"That's mean," I said.
"I'm quite fond of the first one," Xan-Man said.
"Care to share with the rest of us?" Harry asked.
"No thank you," I said.
"How about Snapey's cranky?" Buffy said.
"I like it," Hermione said.
"Any disagreements?" Faith asked and no one piped up.
"All right. New password is Snapey's Cranky," Harry said and the painting opened.
"I still Liked Spuffy or Bungel," Xan- Man whispered.
I pushed him through the painting.
*****
We had charmed a boom box to work and we were all currently chlling out in the commmon room.
"Is there anything to do here for fun?" Paige asked.
I looked at Harry with a smile. He smiled also.
"What?" Piper asked seeing.
"Follow us," we both said and the group folowed us to the Quidditch Patch where we got out the School Brooms.
"Brooms? Are you two nuts?" Buffy asked.
Harry and I both sailed into the air. After they all go the hang of it we all flew around.
"Race you to McGonagall's window," Harry said to me.
"You're on Bro," I said.
"3...2...1..."
We took off and we were neck to neck until I pulled ahead and stopped mere inches away from the window. Professor McGonagall looked up as Harry stopped next to me. She raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry to bug you, Professor. We were just showing the new Professors a good time. Bye," I said as I sped off.
Harry shrugged and flew after his sister.
*****
"I hate that cranky pain in the ass," Piper said walking in.
Everyone in the Common room looked up.
"In the left corner we have Severus Black Eye Snape and in the right corner we have-" Phoebe started.
"A pissed off witch who is about to blow up his-" Piper started.
"Piper!" A few voices cried out.
Me on the other hand cracked up.
"What's so funny, K?" Faith asked.
"I am plotting an evil scheme against Snapey that will rock his world. I got it from a book in the other realm," I said smiling wickedly.
"Do tell," Buffy said sitting on the couch.
"Okay so what were going to do is.........."
*****
We were all in the Great Hall for breakfast waiting for Snapey to come in.
"I wonder where Severus is," McGonagall asked.
I bit back my laughter. The Great Hall Doors flew open and a very Pissed Off Snape came in.
"Snapey!" Buffy, Faith, and I cried.
"You look beautius today," Phoebe joked.
So during the night we snuck into his room and put honey all over his bed and on his face and hands. Then we took all of his clothes so all he had was his PJ's. Lastley we dyed his hair green.
"When shall I be getting my clothes back Ladies?" He asked walking up.
"When you get rid of your damn the world attitude," Piper smirked.
"Don't forget the smart ass remarks," I said whle bitting my toast.
"What was that Ms. Potter?" Snape asked from right behind me.
I smiled Wikedly and he couldn't see. I grabbed the syrup in one hand and then quickly spun and hand Snape on the ground.
"Say 'ah', Snapey," I joked as I poured syrup all over his face. "Oops missed."
I got up and sat back down. The Charmed Ones and the Slayers broke out in applause.
"Thank you very much," I said then took a drink.
Snape sneered as he stood next to Buffy.
Buffy let out a small scream, and everyone looked at her.
"Sorry, I thought it was satin," She joked.
The staff and everyone laughed. Snape walked out.
"And here endeth the lesson. Don't mess with us," Faith said raising her glass.
All the people clinked glasses.
*****