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Kit: Hi! I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit: And you're watching R.I.T.S!
Kat: Really Insane Talk Show!
Kit: But before we start, we will sing the Anakin anthem and pledge allegiance to Anakin.
(The two turn to a wall, which is taken up by a larger-than-life photograph of Anakin, Music begins to play.)
Kit, Kat, and 80% of the female audience: Oh, An-a-kin…!
(When the anthem finishes, Kit and Kat place their right hand over their hearts.)
Kit and Kat: I pledge allegiance to Anakin, the hottest Jedi there is, was, or ever will be…!
(When the pledge is over they sit again)
Kat: Today our guest is…Anakin Skywalker!
(Both Kit and Kat scream)
Kit: And here he is!
(Both girls faint with anticipation. Then a small, sandy-haired boy of about nine walks into the studio, sees
the unconscious girls, and rushes to revive them.)
Ani: (Slapping them across the face) Wake up!
Kat: Wha…?
Kit: Huh?
(Both see Ani and scramble backwards)
Kit: You're not Anakin!
Ani: Sure I am. It's on my birth certificate!
Kat: She means, you're not the hot, nineteen-year-old Jedi, we were expecting.
Ani: I'm hot when I'm nineteen?
Kit: Hotter than you can imagine.
Ani: Score!
Kat: Now go away, squirt, while we try to bring in Anakin.
Ani: But I don't want to leave! I like you!
Kit: Remember that when you get older. Now SCOOT!
Ani: No!
Kat: Fine, then you can be our slave.
Ani: Okay! What do I do?
Kit: Stand over there and BE QUIET!
Ani: Okay! (goes to stand 'over there')
Kit: Whew. I think I'd better try and bring Anakin this time, Kat.
Kat: Sure
(Kit closes her eyes and snaps her fingers)
Kat: Oh great job
Kit: What? (opens eyes) Oh…
Darth Vader: Where am I?
Kat: You're on R.I.T.S.!
Kit: Really Insane Talk Show
Vader: Oh…hi (walks towards Ani)
Ani: (hiding behind Kit) Miss? Who's that? He's scary.
Kit: (picking up the small child) Sadly, that's you as an adult.
Ani: I thought you said I am going to be hot!
Kat: You were, then you went evil and it made you ugly.
Ani: Oh…
Kat: Now what do we do? We've got Ani and Vader, but no Anakin! And this dude's freaky breathings
starting to get on my nerves.
(A tall, hot Jedi, holding an upside down map wanders into the studio.)
Anakin: (Not looking up) Excuse me, but could you help me find 'R.I.T.S.'? I've gotten two calls to go there
but I haven't been able to find it.
Kit and Kat: ANAKIN!
(Kit drops Ani as she and Kat rush to Anakin)
Kat: You're here! This is R.I.T.S.!
Anakin: Really?
Kit: Yeah!
Anakin: Cool. And who're they? (gestures towards Ani and Vader)
Kat: Your past and present self.
Anakin: I was short and I'll get lung cancer?
Kit: Yup.
Anakin: Very interesting…
Kat: Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have all three faces of Anakin Skywalker!
(Crowd whoops and cheers and from somewhere in the crowd a person whistles loudly)
Kit: (Looks at the crazy crowd and tries to find the loud whistler) Please have a seat (gestures towards all
three Anakins)
(Anakin sits next to Darth Vader and Ani goes to sit on Kat's lap)
Ani: Can I sit here? Darth Vader scares me.
Kat: Sure. He scares me too.
Vader: I resent that.
Kat: Good for you.
Kit: Alright…well we should start with Ani.
Ani: Wait! What exactly are you going to do?
Kat: Nothing much. Just ask you a bunch of seemingly pointless questions for our own twisted amusement.
Ani: Aha. Ok! Ask away!
Kat: Do you love your mom?
Ani: Uh…I guess…
Kit: Do you love pizza?
Ani: Duh
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?
Ani: Um…
Kit: Do you enjoy spending time with Padme?
Ani: Duh!
Kat: Would you die to save your mom's life?
Ani: Heck, no
Kit: Would you die to save Padme's life?
Ani: Heck, no
Kat: Do you really think Padme's an angel?
Ani: No, but she is hot!
Kit: Anakin! Is this true?
Anakin: (hangs head) Yeah…
Kat: Ok…On to Anakin now. Anakin?
Anakin: Yo!
Kit: Alright. Do you love Obi-Wan?
Anakin: NO!
Kat: Riiight…Do you love Mac n' Cheese?
Anakin: No
Kit: (huge gasp)
Kat: (falls off her chair)
Ani: No! Are you alright? (To Anakin) Look what you did! You upset them!
Anakin: And I care because…?
Vader: Strong the dark side is in you... me... whatever.
Anakin: Can it, freak.
Vader: Hey! I'm you, you're calling yourself a freak.
Anakin: Does it look like I care?
Vader: No, but-
Anakin: My point exactly
Vader: (Mouth hangs open in shock *behind the mask*)
Ani: That wasn't very nice.
Anakin: That's your problem midget.
Kit: (sighs) My hero…
Ani: (starts crying) I don't want to turn into him! (buries face in Kat's shoulder)
Kat: Well, if you turn into him, I'll gladly go on a date with you.
Ani: (looks at Kat with eager eyes) Really?
Kat: Yup!
Ani: Yippee! (Hugs Kat)
Kit: What about me?
Anakin: I'll go out with you, if you want.
Kit: YAY! ( runs over and hugs Anakin)
Vader: And who will go out with me?
(Both girls back away and the boys give him a weird look)
Vader: What?
Kit: Ok…well onto another question.
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with Obi-Wan?
Anakin: Uh... no
Kit: Do you enjoy spending time with Chancellor Palpatine?
Anakin: Duh. He's not corrupt!
Kat: Suuuuuuuuure. You just keep tellin' yourself that.
Kit: Would you die to save Obi-Wan?
Anakin: *beep* NO!
(Kit and Kat gasp)
Vader: You watch your mouth, young man!
Anakin: Put a cork in it, dude, you're not my father.
Vader: We never had a father.
Kat: Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to Shmi about that... But on with the questions! Would you die to save
Chancellor Palpatine's life?
Anakin: *beep* NO!
Kat: The hotter they get, the worse language they use.
Kit: It's time for another question. Should we take this one from the audience?
Kat: Sure (leaps up and walks into the audience. She walks up to a very large Gungan with his hand in the
air) What about you, sir?
Large Gungan: Hey Anakin? Were you shocked when you found out you had kids?
Anakin: I have kids?!
Kit: Bring out Luke and Leia!
(The doors to the studio open and the three Anakin's turn and watch as two small figures come out. One is
a slime green, small, big-eared boy wearing a diaper, a bib and carrying a rattle. The other is a pale blue,
almost exactly the same to the boy except she's wearing a pink diaper, a pink bib and carrying a lollypop)
Anakin: THOSE ARE MY KIDS!?!?!
Ani: (looks disgusted)
Vader: (chuckles to himself because he knows they aren't)
Anakin: Hey…isn't that Master Yoda and Master Yaddle?
The small green boy, apparently Luke: Yoda, I am not, Your son, I am.
The pale blue one, apparently Leia: Your daughter, I am!
Ani: (starts crying again) I don't want those to be my kids.
Kit: WOULD YOU STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!
Ani: (cries more)
Kat: Kit, be nice!
Kit: Whatever.
Kat: All right... that's enough Anakin. Mr Vader-
Vader: Please, call me Darth
Kat: uh... suure. Darth, Do you love Emperor Palpatine?
Vader: Ew, no!
Kit: Do you love Luke?
(Everyone looks at Yoda, then back at Vader.)
Vader: He's... cool
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with Emperor Palpatine?
Vader: No. why do you think I killed him?
Anakin: You killed him?!
Kit: I think it was brave and noble of you, Darthy. I can call you Darthy, right?
Vader: Sure. So can you (nods at Kat) and the kid. But not that brat (nods toward Anakin)
Anakin: Hey!
Kat: Okay... Darthy. Do you enjoy spending time with Luke?
Vader: Well, every time I'm with him we're locked in lightsaber battle, but, he's pretty cool. I cut off his hand, you know.
Kit: No, really?
Vader: Really. But he lost my old lightsaber with the hand.
Anakin: That was my lightsaber!
Vader: We got a new one!
Anakin: But it took my months to build that saber! And it's my favourite colour!
Vader: Well, the new one is MY favourite colour. The colour of blood.
Anakin: You're a Sith!
Vader: No, really?
Anakin: I become a Sith!
Vader: You think?
Anakin: And I develop lung cancer!
Vader: That's what you get when you try to "be cool" and go along with what all the other dark and brooding guys are doing. (to camera) Don't smoke kids! It's not cool! You'll end up like me. (demonstrates his freaky breathing)
(Far away in a tobbacco company building)
Head Honcho: We're doomed! No one buys cigarettes anymore! That investment in cancer plants has gone down the drain!
(back at the studio)
Kat: Thank you, Darth.
Vader: Y.
Kat: Whatever. Thanks. Smokings evil, and you've possibly saved thousands of lives.
Vader: Cool.
Kit: Would you die to save Palpatine?
Vader: He's beyond savin'
Kit: Good point.
Kat: Would you die to save Luke?
Vader: I died to SEE Luke, remember?
Kat: Oh yeah...
Kit: Now that we've asked all my seemingly pointless questions, we will take questions from the audience!
Kat: Okay, you in the audience (points at a very old looking Bothan with his hand up) What's your question, sir?
Extremely old Bothan: Yes, Darth Vader. Why do you fly such an annoying ship? It makes a really annoying sound.
Vader: It's broken, and the repair place on the Death Star sucks
Bothan: But they made the Death Star, why can't they fix your ship?
Vader: Because the storm troopers are stupid people, alright? So just shut up and sit down!
Kat: Now now, Darthy...
Vader: YOU SHUT UP TOO!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!! (goes crazy and pulls out lightsaber and swings it around)
Kat: SECURITY!
(security, which happens to be two storm toopers, come up to Vader and drag him away, dodging his blood-red sith-saber)
Kit: Good job, Kat, you lost us a guest!
Kat: He'll be back as soon as he gets out of the loonie bin.
Kit: Okay. Any questions for Ani or Anakin, peoples?
A clone of Boba Fett in the Audience: Ani, I heard that you and Kitster can burp the Alphabet in perfect harmony. Is this true?
Ani: No. Quit listening to Greedo. He's bad news. He thinks I cheated at the podrace.
Kat: Did you?
Ani: No. But I did cheat on that last card game I played with him. Maybe that's why he thinks I'm scum and is spreading rumors about me. Burping the Alphabet? Gross!
Kit: I agree. Any more questions, peoples? How about you, miss?
Attractive female Twi'lek: Anakin, will you go out with me?
Anakin: (drools) sure...
Kit: What about me?
Anakin: What about you?
Kit: You said you'd go out with me!
Anakin: (to the Twi'lek) I don't know her!
Kit: We've known each other forever! You used to babysit me, remember?
Anakin: How could I forget? You were a nightmare.
Kit: That's it! OUT! Here, take my debet card and have some fun, now GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! Wait... your still hot... but I have a whole room at home devoted to you, so, I'll live. Now, take her and SCOOT!
Anakin: YAY! rushes out the door with the Twi'lek.
Kat: Nice goin', now we've just got Ani to interview.
(Ani's comlink gives a little beep. Ani answers it.)
Ani: Hello, Ani here.
Voice at the other end of the line, sounding oddly like Shmi Skywalker : Anakin Leonardo Skywalker, you get your butt back here before I lock you in your room for a month with no meals!
Ani: (sighs) Okay, Mom. Bye. (turns off comlick and looks up) That was my mom. I gotta go home now, or she'll hurt me again. Bye!
Kit: Your middle name's Leonardo?
(Ani leaves)
Kat: How sad. He's being abused at home.
Kit: Think we should do anything about it?
(Both think for a moment)
Both: NAH!
Kit: Well, now that we're out of guests, the show's over. I'm Kit.
Kat: And I'm Kat.
Kit: Tune in next time for more...
Kat: R.I.T.S.!
Both: Bye!
Kit: What do you think you're doing? The show's over!
Kat: Yeah! We've got to go book more guests!
Yoda: Get out of this embarrassing getup, I must
Yaddle: 50,000 credits each for the Jedi funds, you promised us, if we went along with your scheme.
Kit: Uh... well... the thing about that is...
Kat: (looking at Yoda and Yaddle, both wearing very intimidateing looks) C'mon, Kit, RUN!
(Both run away as fast as they can, but Yoda and Yaddle are gaining on them with the Force.)
Kat: That's all, people!
Kit: I'm Kit
Kat: And I'm Kat
Kit: Tune in next time for more R.I.T.S.
Kat: If we survive that long.
Kit: Now,SCOOT!
A/N: If you have questions for The faces of Obi-Wan, e-mail them to us, please!
Kit: Hi! I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit: And you're watching R.I.T.S!
Kat: Really Insane Talk Show!
Kit: But before we start, we will sing the Anakin anthem and pledge allegiance to Anakin.
(The two turn to a wall, which is taken up by a larger-than-life photograph of Anakin, Music begins to play.)
Kit, Kat, and 80% of the female audience: Oh, An-a-kin…!
(When the anthem finishes, Kit and Kat place their right hand over their hearts.)
Kit and Kat: I pledge allegiance to Anakin, the hottest Jedi there is, was, or ever will be…!
(When the pledge is over they sit again)
Kat: Today our guest is…Anakin Skywalker!
(Both Kit and Kat scream)
Kit: And here he is!
(Both girls faint with anticipation. Then a small, sandy-haired boy of about nine walks into the studio, sees
the unconscious girls, and rushes to revive them.)
Ani: (Slapping them across the face) Wake up!
Kat: Wha…?
Kit: Huh?
(Both see Ani and scramble backwards)
Kit: You're not Anakin!
Ani: Sure I am. It's on my birth certificate!
Kat: She means, you're not the hot, nineteen-year-old Jedi, we were expecting.
Ani: I'm hot when I'm nineteen?
Kit: Hotter than you can imagine.
Ani: Score!
Kat: Now go away, squirt, while we try to bring in Anakin.
Ani: But I don't want to leave! I like you!
Kit: Remember that when you get older. Now SCOOT!
Ani: No!
Kat: Fine, then you can be our slave.
Ani: Okay! What do I do?
Kit: Stand over there and BE QUIET!
Ani: Okay! (goes to stand 'over there')
Kit: Whew. I think I'd better try and bring Anakin this time, Kat.
Kat: Sure
(Kit closes her eyes and snaps her fingers)
Kat: Oh great job
Kit: What? (opens eyes) Oh…
Darth Vader: Where am I?
Kat: You're on R.I.T.S.!
Kit: Really Insane Talk Show
Vader: Oh…hi (walks towards Ani)
Ani: (hiding behind Kit) Miss? Who's that? He's scary.
Kit: (picking up the small child) Sadly, that's you as an adult.
Ani: I thought you said I am going to be hot!
Kat: You were, then you went evil and it made you ugly.
Ani: Oh…
Kat: Now what do we do? We've got Ani and Vader, but no Anakin! And this dude's freaky breathings
starting to get on my nerves.
(A tall, hot Jedi, holding an upside down map wanders into the studio.)
Anakin: (Not looking up) Excuse me, but could you help me find 'R.I.T.S.'? I've gotten two calls to go there
but I haven't been able to find it.
Kit and Kat: ANAKIN!
(Kit drops Ani as she and Kat rush to Anakin)
Kat: You're here! This is R.I.T.S.!
Anakin: Really?
Kit: Yeah!
Anakin: Cool. And who're they? (gestures towards Ani and Vader)
Kat: Your past and present self.
Anakin: I was short and I'll get lung cancer?
Kit: Yup.
Anakin: Very interesting…
Kat: Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have all three faces of Anakin Skywalker!
(Crowd whoops and cheers and from somewhere in the crowd a person whistles loudly)
Kit: (Looks at the crazy crowd and tries to find the loud whistler) Please have a seat (gestures towards all
three Anakins)
(Anakin sits next to Darth Vader and Ani goes to sit on Kat's lap)
Ani: Can I sit here? Darth Vader scares me.
Kat: Sure. He scares me too.
Vader: I resent that.
Kat: Good for you.
Kit: Alright…well we should start with Ani.
Ani: Wait! What exactly are you going to do?
Kat: Nothing much. Just ask you a bunch of seemingly pointless questions for our own twisted amusement.
Ani: Aha. Ok! Ask away!
Kat: Do you love your mom?
Ani: Uh…I guess…
Kit: Do you love pizza?
Ani: Duh
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?
Ani: Um…
Kit: Do you enjoy spending time with Padme?
Ani: Duh!
Kat: Would you die to save your mom's life?
Ani: Heck, no
Kit: Would you die to save Padme's life?
Ani: Heck, no
Kat: Do you really think Padme's an angel?
Ani: No, but she is hot!
Kit: Anakin! Is this true?
Anakin: (hangs head) Yeah…
Kat: Ok…On to Anakin now. Anakin?
Anakin: Yo!
Kit: Alright. Do you love Obi-Wan?
Anakin: NO!
Kat: Riiight…Do you love Mac n' Cheese?
Anakin: No
Kit: (huge gasp)
Kat: (falls off her chair)
Ani: No! Are you alright? (To Anakin) Look what you did! You upset them!
Anakin: And I care because…?
Vader: Strong the dark side is in you... me... whatever.
Anakin: Can it, freak.
Vader: Hey! I'm you, you're calling yourself a freak.
Anakin: Does it look like I care?
Vader: No, but-
Anakin: My point exactly
Vader: (Mouth hangs open in shock *behind the mask*)
Ani: That wasn't very nice.
Anakin: That's your problem midget.
Kit: (sighs) My hero…
Ani: (starts crying) I don't want to turn into him! (buries face in Kat's shoulder)
Kat: Well, if you turn into him, I'll gladly go on a date with you.
Ani: (looks at Kat with eager eyes) Really?
Kat: Yup!
Ani: Yippee! (Hugs Kat)
Kit: What about me?
Anakin: I'll go out with you, if you want.
Kit: YAY! ( runs over and hugs Anakin)
Vader: And who will go out with me?
(Both girls back away and the boys give him a weird look)
Vader: What?
Kit: Ok…well onto another question.
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with Obi-Wan?
Anakin: Uh... no
Kit: Do you enjoy spending time with Chancellor Palpatine?
Anakin: Duh. He's not corrupt!
Kat: Suuuuuuuuure. You just keep tellin' yourself that.
Kit: Would you die to save Obi-Wan?
Anakin: *beep* NO!
(Kit and Kat gasp)
Vader: You watch your mouth, young man!
Anakin: Put a cork in it, dude, you're not my father.
Vader: We never had a father.
Kat: Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to Shmi about that... But on with the questions! Would you die to save
Chancellor Palpatine's life?
Anakin: *beep* NO!
Kat: The hotter they get, the worse language they use.
Kit: It's time for another question. Should we take this one from the audience?
Kat: Sure (leaps up and walks into the audience. She walks up to a very large Gungan with his hand in the
air) What about you, sir?
Large Gungan: Hey Anakin? Were you shocked when you found out you had kids?
Anakin: I have kids?!
Kit: Bring out Luke and Leia!
(The doors to the studio open and the three Anakin's turn and watch as two small figures come out. One is
a slime green, small, big-eared boy wearing a diaper, a bib and carrying a rattle. The other is a pale blue,
almost exactly the same to the boy except she's wearing a pink diaper, a pink bib and carrying a lollypop)
Anakin: THOSE ARE MY KIDS!?!?!
Ani: (looks disgusted)
Vader: (chuckles to himself because he knows they aren't)
Anakin: Hey…isn't that Master Yoda and Master Yaddle?
The small green boy, apparently Luke: Yoda, I am not, Your son, I am.
The pale blue one, apparently Leia: Your daughter, I am!
Ani: (starts crying again) I don't want those to be my kids.
Kit: WOULD YOU STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!
Ani: (cries more)
Kat: Kit, be nice!
Kit: Whatever.
Kat: All right... that's enough Anakin. Mr Vader-
Vader: Please, call me Darth
Kat: uh... suure. Darth, Do you love Emperor Palpatine?
Vader: Ew, no!
Kit: Do you love Luke?
(Everyone looks at Yoda, then back at Vader.)
Vader: He's... cool
Kat: Do you enjoy spending time with Emperor Palpatine?
Vader: No. why do you think I killed him?
Anakin: You killed him?!
Kit: I think it was brave and noble of you, Darthy. I can call you Darthy, right?
Vader: Sure. So can you (nods at Kat) and the kid. But not that brat (nods toward Anakin)
Anakin: Hey!
Kat: Okay... Darthy. Do you enjoy spending time with Luke?
Vader: Well, every time I'm with him we're locked in lightsaber battle, but, he's pretty cool. I cut off his hand, you know.
Kit: No, really?
Vader: Really. But he lost my old lightsaber with the hand.
Anakin: That was my lightsaber!
Vader: We got a new one!
Anakin: But it took my months to build that saber! And it's my favourite colour!
Vader: Well, the new one is MY favourite colour. The colour of blood.
Anakin: You're a Sith!
Vader: No, really?
Anakin: I become a Sith!
Vader: You think?
Anakin: And I develop lung cancer!
Vader: That's what you get when you try to "be cool" and go along with what all the other dark and brooding guys are doing. (to camera) Don't smoke kids! It's not cool! You'll end up like me. (demonstrates his freaky breathing)
(Far away in a tobbacco company building)
Head Honcho: We're doomed! No one buys cigarettes anymore! That investment in cancer plants has gone down the drain!
(back at the studio)
Kat: Thank you, Darth.
Vader: Y.
Kat: Whatever. Thanks. Smokings evil, and you've possibly saved thousands of lives.
Vader: Cool.
Kit: Would you die to save Palpatine?
Vader: He's beyond savin'
Kit: Good point.
Kat: Would you die to save Luke?
Vader: I died to SEE Luke, remember?
Kat: Oh yeah...
Kit: Now that we've asked all my seemingly pointless questions, we will take questions from the audience!
Kat: Okay, you in the audience (points at a very old looking Bothan with his hand up) What's your question, sir?
Extremely old Bothan: Yes, Darth Vader. Why do you fly such an annoying ship? It makes a really annoying sound.
Vader: It's broken, and the repair place on the Death Star sucks
Bothan: But they made the Death Star, why can't they fix your ship?
Vader: Because the storm troopers are stupid people, alright? So just shut up and sit down!
Kat: Now now, Darthy...
Vader: YOU SHUT UP TOO!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!! (goes crazy and pulls out lightsaber and swings it around)
Kat: SECURITY!
(security, which happens to be two storm toopers, come up to Vader and drag him away, dodging his blood-red sith-saber)
Kit: Good job, Kat, you lost us a guest!
Kat: He'll be back as soon as he gets out of the loonie bin.
Kit: Okay. Any questions for Ani or Anakin, peoples?
A clone of Boba Fett in the Audience: Ani, I heard that you and Kitster can burp the Alphabet in perfect harmony. Is this true?
Ani: No. Quit listening to Greedo. He's bad news. He thinks I cheated at the podrace.
Kat: Did you?
Ani: No. But I did cheat on that last card game I played with him. Maybe that's why he thinks I'm scum and is spreading rumors about me. Burping the Alphabet? Gross!
Kit: I agree. Any more questions, peoples? How about you, miss?
Attractive female Twi'lek: Anakin, will you go out with me?
Anakin: (drools) sure...
Kit: What about me?
Anakin: What about you?
Kit: You said you'd go out with me!
Anakin: (to the Twi'lek) I don't know her!
Kit: We've known each other forever! You used to babysit me, remember?
Anakin: How could I forget? You were a nightmare.
Kit: That's it! OUT! Here, take my debet card and have some fun, now GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! Wait... your still hot... but I have a whole room at home devoted to you, so, I'll live. Now, take her and SCOOT!
Anakin: YAY! rushes out the door with the Twi'lek.
Kat: Nice goin', now we've just got Ani to interview.
(Ani's comlink gives a little beep. Ani answers it.)
Ani: Hello, Ani here.
Voice at the other end of the line, sounding oddly like Shmi Skywalker : Anakin Leonardo Skywalker, you get your butt back here before I lock you in your room for a month with no meals!
Ani: (sighs) Okay, Mom. Bye. (turns off comlick and looks up) That was my mom. I gotta go home now, or she'll hurt me again. Bye!
Kit: Your middle name's Leonardo?
(Ani leaves)
Kat: How sad. He's being abused at home.
Kit: Think we should do anything about it?
(Both think for a moment)
Both: NAH!
Kit: Well, now that we're out of guests, the show's over. I'm Kit.
Kat: And I'm Kat.
Kit: Tune in next time for more...
Kat: R.I.T.S.!
Both: Bye!
Kit: What do you think you're doing? The show's over!
Kat: Yeah! We've got to go book more guests!
Yoda: Get out of this embarrassing getup, I must
Yaddle: 50,000 credits each for the Jedi funds, you promised us, if we went along with your scheme.
Kit: Uh... well... the thing about that is...
Kat: (looking at Yoda and Yaddle, both wearing very intimidateing looks) C'mon, Kit, RUN!
(Both run away as fast as they can, but Yoda and Yaddle are gaining on them with the Force.)
Kat: That's all, people!
Kit: I'm Kit
Kat: And I'm Kat
Kit: Tune in next time for more R.I.T.S.
Kat: If we survive that long.
Kit: Now,SCOOT!
A/N: If you have questions for The faces of Obi-Wan, e-mail them to us, please!