R.I.T.S. Christmas Special Part One: Decorating
A/N - Kit: Hello, lovely readers! Guess what we're doing? That's right! We're having a four-part Holiday Special! So here's the first part, and the other three'll be up soon. Kay? Kay.
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Kit: Hi, I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit: And you're watching R.I.T.S.!
Kat: Really Insane Talk Show!
Kit: And welcome to the first ever R.I.T.S. Christmas Special!
Kat: We're going to have FOUR episodes full of Christmas FUN!!!!
Kit: YAY!
Kat: And we're going to need a little help, so I summoned. . . Legolas!
Legolas: This is supposed to be a STAR WARS show, not Lord of the Rings!
Kat: Well, it's okay to have ONE LotR character, so shush, assistant.
Legolas: I'm not an assistant! I'm a prince!
Kit: M-hmmm. . . riiiiiiiiiiiiight. . .
Legolas: No, Really! I am!
Kat: Yeeeaaahhhh. . . keep telling yourself that! Okay well, seeing as our TEENY little studio is just to small for our Christmas delightfulness, we've decided that we're going to hold our Christmas specials at. . . THE JEDI TEMPLE!!!!!!
Kit: INVASION!
*both Kit and Kat snap their fingers and they're standing in the middle of the hall at the Jedi Temple with about a bizillion boxes of Christmas decorations around them and a piece of blonde hair coming our from below the boxes*
Kat: Whoops, sorry Legolas. *pulls Legolas out*
Legolas: *reaches up and feels frizz atop his hair* NOOOOO! MY HAIR!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! I'LL KILL YOU! *chases Kat around the boxes, shooting arrows at her*
Kit: Okay then. . . well. . . OUCH!!! LEGOLAS, THAT WAS ME!!!! *Kit begins to chase Legolas, who is chasing Kat*
*Yoda steps out of his apartment wearing a very confused looked*
Yoda: Going on here, what is?
Legolas: Attempted murder.
Yoda: All, that is? Back to my soap opera, I go.
Kit: Not JUST attempted murder! A R.I.T.S. Christmas Special held right here in your own Temple *smiles a big smile*
Kat: Yes, and today we're decorating the Hall, and in order for me to do that, I need music and the proper clothes! *spins around and is wearing a green and red striped sweater with white jeans and is wearing a Christmas tree necklace with bobbily Christmas bobbles hanging from her ears and a Santa hat on her head*
Kit: PRIDDY! *jumps in a box and comes out wearing red pants, a baggy green sweat shirt, a necklace of red beads, and tinsel woven into each of her many braids*
Kat: Now for MUSIC!!! *snaps her fingers and a giant stereo is in front of her* Aha! *pulls a CD out of her pocket and pops it in. Linkin park begins to play* Uh. . . wrong CD *pops three red and green CDs into the machine and turns it on*
Legolas: *in the corner brushing his hair furiously* What is this song?
Kit: JINGLE BELLS!!!!!
Yoda: Catchy, this is. *begins to do a little dance*
*music causes a few more Jedi to exit their apartments and come down to see what's going on*
Anakin: What is going on our here? I was trying to watch TV with Pad. . . uhhh. . . Obi-Wan
Padmé: Anakin? What's going on? Oh no, it's THOSE girls again.
Kit: Oh no, it's THAT girl again.
Kat: *groans loudly*
Obi-Wan: KAT!!!! *big goofy grin* Santa DID give me what I wanted for Christmas!
Kat: Erg. . .*sighs* No, sorry Obi-Wan.
Kit: *giggles* Not YET at least, Obi-Wan. *winks at Obi-Wan*
Kat: HEY! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!?!
Kit: That means Obi has to be a good little boy so he doesn't get a lump of coal, isn't that right widdle Obi?
Obi: Uh huh! I'll do whatever you want!
Kat: Okay, what I need you do to is go off with Legolas and find us a Christmas tree.
Kit: A BIG Christmas tree.
Yoda: Help decorate, can I? *looks at the girls with eager eyes*
*both girls eye the short dude weirdly but then smile and agree*
Kit: SURE ya can help, Yoda, but we don't need you yet.
Kat: Nope not yet, but we'll call you when we do need you, now go find yourself a white outfit, okay?
Yoda: White outfit, I will find. *waddles off to find a white outfit*
Kat: Well, guess we better get started, while we wait for Obi and Legolas to get back with the tree.
Kit: Yeah, we gotta hang Missile Toe around here!
Kat: And wreaths!
Kit: Alright, I'll take the mistletoe and you take the wreaths and we'll meet back here after we got them all hung, okay?
Kat: Alright! *grabs a bundle of wreaths*
Kit: Alright! *grabs a bundle of mistletoe* LET'S GO!
*the two start off at a run, hanging wreaths and mistletoe everywhere*
*after about two minutes they come back panting and marveling at each other's work*
Kit: It's starting to look a little more Christmasy!
Kat: Yeah, but where ARE those guys and that tree?
*at that exact moment, a quarreling Obi and Legolas come into the room dragging a fifty foot tree behind them*
Kit: That tree is PERFECT!
Kat: It's wonderful!
Kit: Big. Very big. *looks up at the ceiling, which is a long ways away* PERFECT!
Kat: You said that already.
Kit: So?
Kat: Just thought I'd point it out.
Obi: KAT IS MINE!
Legolas: For the final time, SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!
Kat: BOYS!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHACK YOU OVER THE HEADS WITH A GIANT CANDY CANE!
Legolas: Sorry.
Obi: Sorry.
Kat: Now you two stand that tree upright so we can decorate it.
Padmé: Oooo, can I help?
Kit: No.
Padmé: Please?
Kit: No.
Padmé: Pretty please???
Kit: NO!
Padmé: *whimpers and goes back to Anakin's apartment*
Anakin: Can I help?
Kat: Sure, you're tall, we need tall people
Anakin: Cool!
Kit: We also need ladders.
Kat: *Looks up* Those could be useful too.
Kit: But, who has ladders?
Kat: well. . . I dunno. . .
Obi: I can get ladders?
Kat: *in a sweet voice* Can you Obi? That would be ever so helpful.
Obi: I'll get them right away.
Kat: *under her breath* Sucker.
Kit: Okay, so while he gets ladders, we can start with lights on the bottom.
Kat: Umm. . . how did the tree get upright?
Legolas: *Blows on fingernails*
Kat: Awww, thanks, Elfie! *hugs Legolas*
Legolas: *blushes*
Kit: I'm surprised you guys haven't noticed but you're standing under mistletoe *points up above Kat and Legolas's head*
Kat: *blushes and kisses Legolas*
Legolas: *blushes a deep red*
Obi: *comes back and sees Legolas and Kat under the mistletoe and runs off crying*
Legolas: Crybaby.
Kit: Kat, look what you've done. Go apologise to poor Obi, it's Christmas time, no one should be alone.
Kat: *pouts* Fine. *stomps off towards Obi's apartment*
Kit: Okay, Legolas, you grab the ladders and lean them against the tree, we're gonna start to put up the lights.
Legolas: Are you sure that's safe?
Kit: Are you kidding? 'Course it isn't safe! But that's the risk ya take.
Legolas: Elves don't even celebrate Christmas, why should I be helping?
Kit: Because you're the only one who we like to torture, and Kat is keeping a safe watch on you, for fear of Kitty * a loud hiss is heard and then Kitty runs away*
*Kat and Obi walk back, Obi looking quite happy and Kat looking quite. . . well. . . disgusted. Obi goes off and starts to climb the ladders while Kat walks over to Kit*
Kit: What did you do to make him happy?
Kat: I kissed him. . .
Kit: Awwwwww. . . how cute! NOT!!!!
Kat: Yeah well, it's the only thing that'd make him stop crying. Oh well, it wasn't THAT bad.
Kit: *snickers*
Legolas: *is climbing up the ladder very carefully*
Kat: Guess we better help them, huh?
Kit: Yup! C'mon!
*both climb up the ladders and begin to put the lights on the tree. Kat sneezes and the tree shakes, causing Legolas's ladder to wiggle. He holds onto the ladder with a death grip and refuses to move*
Kit: Legolas? What's wrong?
Legolas: C-c-c-can't move. S-scared
Kat: Awwww. . . well, there's nothing to worry about, I won't let you fall, I'll use magic to catch you!
Legolas: YOU HAVE MAGIC! YOU COULDA TOLD ME SOONER!
Kit: Know who we need?
Kat: Who?
Kit: Bobbers! He has a rocket pack!
Kat: You're right!
Kit: And it's about time we had him back anyway.
Kat: Yeah, he sure is beginning to like us.
Anakin: *from below* Can't see why!
Kit: I heard that! *throws a bobble at Anakin's head* Get up here and help you prat!
Anakin: *scowls and climbs up another ladder* That hurt!
Kit: Good!
Anakin: *glares at Kit*
Kit: *glares back*
Kat: Alright alright, Kit, call Bobbers.
Kit: Sure thing. *reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rubber chicken, on which she dials a number and hold to her ear* Hi, Bobbers. . . OW! Man, if you gotta scream, scream QUIET LIKE! . . . Well, I just wanted to know if you'd mind coming over to the Jedi Temple and give us a hand with the Christmas Tree. Wha-- Dude, watch your mouth. If you don't wanna come, just say so. . . Oh yeah?. . . Well, FINE! YOU TOO! *slams rubber chicken down on a tree branch, causing Legolas to scream*
Kat: What did he say?
Kit: I can't say. PG fic.
Kat: Oh, yeah. well. . . *snaps fingers, and Boba Fett is sitting on a branch beside Legolas*
Boba: Oh no. . . *to Kit* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I WASN'T COMING!
Kit: I ignored you.
Legolas: Have you come to get me down?
Kat: Yes, he has.
Boba: I most certainly have not! Send me back right now!
Kit: I could take you back to the Purple Dome...
Boba: *look of horror on his face* Okay, Okay! *grabs Legolas around the waist and takes off*
Legolas: Whee! Look at me! First ever Flying Elf! WAHOOOO!
Obi: *mumbles something we cannot print*
Kat: OBI!
Obi: Sorry! *goes back to putting lights up*
Kit: You do realize we've lighted the whole tree.
Kat: Wha? *looks down* Well look at that, my feet are touching the ground. Ha.
Kit: Okay, now we gotta do tinsel. We need. . . *Han, Leah, Luke and Chewie appear*
Han: Do you need us for a battle?
Luke: *staring at Anakin oddly* I look just like you!
Anakin: In your dreams, Farm-Boy!
Padmé: *walks out of Anakin's apartment* Hey, that girl looks JUST like me.
Anakin: I was just thinking the same thing *continues to stare at Leia*
Padmé: *slaps Anakin* ANAKIN! *stomps back to Anakin's apartment*
Kat: Well someone's touchy today. . .
Kit: Alright people! We need tinsel put up! So let's go to work! *hands everyone a bundle of tinsel and sets them to work*
Chewie: *eats his tinsel and burps*
Kit: Awww. . .Chewie! *hands him another bundle* Don't eat this one, you hang it on the tree, like this. *demonstrates*
Chewie: Rooooarrrrrrgggggoooo.....
Kat: *busies herself with magically setting candles around the room*
Kit: Alright everyone! Good job!!!! *shakes her head as Chewie eats his tinsel yet again* Alright Chewie, how 'bout you go outside and put up lights outside, you can do that. Okay?
Chewie: *roars happily and runs outside with the lights*
Kit: Alright Kat, the tinsel is done! We need to put up the ornaments now!
Kat: And for ornaments we need someone as shiny as the ornaments themselves!
Kit: MACEY!!!!
*Mace Windu walks out wearing a Santa hat, Santa coat and big black boots*
Mace: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Kit: *gets into football huddle with everyone around* Alright, here's the plan. We put these ornaments on this tree and make it good!
Kat: *in tough football voice* I don't want any screw ups here people! If you mess this up, you could ruin Christmas.
*Loud gasps are heard*
Kat: *laughs* You can't ruin Christmas, *goes back to tough voice* but you can ruin our tree!
Kit: Alright! That's the plan! *all put hands together and throw them up* BREAK!
*everyone goes about putting ornaments on the tree, Kat floating magically, putting candy canes up. Bobbers putting up little hanging Santas. Mace hanging up shiny bobbles, making the light from his head and the bobble to cause a bright flash through the room. Kit busying herself hanging up crystal icicles and Anakin and Legolas hanging up little wooden snowflakes*
Anakin: OW, Legolas, that one hit my head!
Legolas: Sorry.
Anakin: That's the third one tonight, Butterfingers!
Legolas: *sniff* I said I was sorry!
Anakin: Well I don't care!
Kit: Anakin! Time Out!
Anakin: Aw, do I gotta?
Kit: Unless you want a lot more than snowflake ornament to hit you on the head.
Anakin: *scurries over to the corner* Alright! I'm going!
*Han and Leia hung up little sets of doves and Luke hung up little wooden heads based on the people of the temple and everyone present wearing Santa hats and reindeer horns except for Kit, who is wearing bunny ears*
Kat: Um, Kit?
Kit: Yeah?
Kat: Here *hands Kit a pair of reindeer horns* You may wanna wear these instead.
Kit: Sure.
*Obi hung up little hearts, sighing and looking at Kat each time he did*
Kit: It's finished!
Kat: GET THE LIGHTS!'
Han: *runs and plugs in the tree and flicks off the lights*
*everyone stares in awe and gasps in wonder*
Kat: It's so priddy!
Kit: SO VERY PRIDDY!!!!
Chewie: *enters the room and growls happily*
Han: He wants us to come outside!
*everyone walks outside into a blank yard*
Kit: OH MY STARS! WE FORGOT. . .
Kit and Kat together: SNOW! *the two snap their fingers and snow begins to fall*
*Chewie turns on the switch for the lights outside and everyone stares in awe of the WONDERFUL job Chewie did*
Kit: This is great!
Kat: This Christmas is gonna be fun!
Obi: Lot's of fun!
Kit: Oh! One last thing!
Kat: What?
Kit: *mutters* Yoda.
Kat: Oh!
*both run back inside, followed by confused people*
Kat: YODA! WE NEED YOU NOW!
*Yoda waddles in wearing what looks like a hastily cut white bedsheet stapled together in what could look sorta like a robe, if you squint*
Yoda: Help now, can I?
Kit: Yes. Here. *slaps a golden circle on Yoda's head*
Kat: *puts golden wings on Yoda's back*
Kit: Boba?
Boba: What?
Kit: Would you be so kind as to place Yoda in the place of honour? *nods head in the direction of the tree*
Boba: What? Oh. . . no problem. *carries Yoda to the tippy-top of the Christmas tree and throws him onto the topmost branch*
Yoda: My job, this is?!?!?! Supposed to sit on the tree, I am?!?!?!?!
Kat: Awwww, you make a CUTE angel!!!!
Kit: Yeah! I love it!
Yoda: Shut up, you will.
*all gather around the tree and sing O! Christmas Tree*
Kit: So concludes our first Christmas special!
Kat: Come back next time for more Christmas fun!
Kit: I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit and Kat: And you're watching RITS! Goodnight folks and Merry Christmas!
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A/N: - Kit: Okay, I know it's a bit shorter than all the other ones (at least I think it is. Maybe it's not), But remember, it's in four parts.
Kat: *hands out candy canes to all the reviewers*
A/N - Kit: Hello, lovely readers! Guess what we're doing? That's right! We're having a four-part Holiday Special! So here's the first part, and the other three'll be up soon. Kay? Kay.
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Kit: Hi, I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit: And you're watching R.I.T.S.!
Kat: Really Insane Talk Show!
Kit: And welcome to the first ever R.I.T.S. Christmas Special!
Kat: We're going to have FOUR episodes full of Christmas FUN!!!!
Kit: YAY!
Kat: And we're going to need a little help, so I summoned. . . Legolas!
Legolas: This is supposed to be a STAR WARS show, not Lord of the Rings!
Kat: Well, it's okay to have ONE LotR character, so shush, assistant.
Legolas: I'm not an assistant! I'm a prince!
Kit: M-hmmm. . . riiiiiiiiiiiiight. . .
Legolas: No, Really! I am!
Kat: Yeeeaaahhhh. . . keep telling yourself that! Okay well, seeing as our TEENY little studio is just to small for our Christmas delightfulness, we've decided that we're going to hold our Christmas specials at. . . THE JEDI TEMPLE!!!!!!
Kit: INVASION!
*both Kit and Kat snap their fingers and they're standing in the middle of the hall at the Jedi Temple with about a bizillion boxes of Christmas decorations around them and a piece of blonde hair coming our from below the boxes*
Kat: Whoops, sorry Legolas. *pulls Legolas out*
Legolas: *reaches up and feels frizz atop his hair* NOOOOO! MY HAIR!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! I'LL KILL YOU! *chases Kat around the boxes, shooting arrows at her*
Kit: Okay then. . . well. . . OUCH!!! LEGOLAS, THAT WAS ME!!!! *Kit begins to chase Legolas, who is chasing Kat*
*Yoda steps out of his apartment wearing a very confused looked*
Yoda: Going on here, what is?
Legolas: Attempted murder.
Yoda: All, that is? Back to my soap opera, I go.
Kit: Not JUST attempted murder! A R.I.T.S. Christmas Special held right here in your own Temple *smiles a big smile*
Kat: Yes, and today we're decorating the Hall, and in order for me to do that, I need music and the proper clothes! *spins around and is wearing a green and red striped sweater with white jeans and is wearing a Christmas tree necklace with bobbily Christmas bobbles hanging from her ears and a Santa hat on her head*
Kit: PRIDDY! *jumps in a box and comes out wearing red pants, a baggy green sweat shirt, a necklace of red beads, and tinsel woven into each of her many braids*
Kat: Now for MUSIC!!! *snaps her fingers and a giant stereo is in front of her* Aha! *pulls a CD out of her pocket and pops it in. Linkin park begins to play* Uh. . . wrong CD *pops three red and green CDs into the machine and turns it on*
Legolas: *in the corner brushing his hair furiously* What is this song?
Kit: JINGLE BELLS!!!!!
Yoda: Catchy, this is. *begins to do a little dance*
*music causes a few more Jedi to exit their apartments and come down to see what's going on*
Anakin: What is going on our here? I was trying to watch TV with Pad. . . uhhh. . . Obi-Wan
Padmé: Anakin? What's going on? Oh no, it's THOSE girls again.
Kit: Oh no, it's THAT girl again.
Kat: *groans loudly*
Obi-Wan: KAT!!!! *big goofy grin* Santa DID give me what I wanted for Christmas!
Kat: Erg. . .*sighs* No, sorry Obi-Wan.
Kit: *giggles* Not YET at least, Obi-Wan. *winks at Obi-Wan*
Kat: HEY! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?!?!
Kit: That means Obi has to be a good little boy so he doesn't get a lump of coal, isn't that right widdle Obi?
Obi: Uh huh! I'll do whatever you want!
Kat: Okay, what I need you do to is go off with Legolas and find us a Christmas tree.
Kit: A BIG Christmas tree.
Yoda: Help decorate, can I? *looks at the girls with eager eyes*
*both girls eye the short dude weirdly but then smile and agree*
Kit: SURE ya can help, Yoda, but we don't need you yet.
Kat: Nope not yet, but we'll call you when we do need you, now go find yourself a white outfit, okay?
Yoda: White outfit, I will find. *waddles off to find a white outfit*
Kat: Well, guess we better get started, while we wait for Obi and Legolas to get back with the tree.
Kit: Yeah, we gotta hang Missile Toe around here!
Kat: And wreaths!
Kit: Alright, I'll take the mistletoe and you take the wreaths and we'll meet back here after we got them all hung, okay?
Kat: Alright! *grabs a bundle of wreaths*
Kit: Alright! *grabs a bundle of mistletoe* LET'S GO!
*the two start off at a run, hanging wreaths and mistletoe everywhere*
*after about two minutes they come back panting and marveling at each other's work*
Kit: It's starting to look a little more Christmasy!
Kat: Yeah, but where ARE those guys and that tree?
*at that exact moment, a quarreling Obi and Legolas come into the room dragging a fifty foot tree behind them*
Kit: That tree is PERFECT!
Kat: It's wonderful!
Kit: Big. Very big. *looks up at the ceiling, which is a long ways away* PERFECT!
Kat: You said that already.
Kit: So?
Kat: Just thought I'd point it out.
Obi: KAT IS MINE!
Legolas: For the final time, SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!!
Kat: BOYS!!!!! KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHACK YOU OVER THE HEADS WITH A GIANT CANDY CANE!
Legolas: Sorry.
Obi: Sorry.
Kat: Now you two stand that tree upright so we can decorate it.
Padmé: Oooo, can I help?
Kit: No.
Padmé: Please?
Kit: No.
Padmé: Pretty please???
Kit: NO!
Padmé: *whimpers and goes back to Anakin's apartment*
Anakin: Can I help?
Kat: Sure, you're tall, we need tall people
Anakin: Cool!
Kit: We also need ladders.
Kat: *Looks up* Those could be useful too.
Kit: But, who has ladders?
Kat: well. . . I dunno. . .
Obi: I can get ladders?
Kat: *in a sweet voice* Can you Obi? That would be ever so helpful.
Obi: I'll get them right away.
Kat: *under her breath* Sucker.
Kit: Okay, so while he gets ladders, we can start with lights on the bottom.
Kat: Umm. . . how did the tree get upright?
Legolas: *Blows on fingernails*
Kat: Awww, thanks, Elfie! *hugs Legolas*
Legolas: *blushes*
Kit: I'm surprised you guys haven't noticed but you're standing under mistletoe *points up above Kat and Legolas's head*
Kat: *blushes and kisses Legolas*
Legolas: *blushes a deep red*
Obi: *comes back and sees Legolas and Kat under the mistletoe and runs off crying*
Legolas: Crybaby.
Kit: Kat, look what you've done. Go apologise to poor Obi, it's Christmas time, no one should be alone.
Kat: *pouts* Fine. *stomps off towards Obi's apartment*
Kit: Okay, Legolas, you grab the ladders and lean them against the tree, we're gonna start to put up the lights.
Legolas: Are you sure that's safe?
Kit: Are you kidding? 'Course it isn't safe! But that's the risk ya take.
Legolas: Elves don't even celebrate Christmas, why should I be helping?
Kit: Because you're the only one who we like to torture, and Kat is keeping a safe watch on you, for fear of Kitty * a loud hiss is heard and then Kitty runs away*
*Kat and Obi walk back, Obi looking quite happy and Kat looking quite. . . well. . . disgusted. Obi goes off and starts to climb the ladders while Kat walks over to Kit*
Kit: What did you do to make him happy?
Kat: I kissed him. . .
Kit: Awwwwww. . . how cute! NOT!!!!
Kat: Yeah well, it's the only thing that'd make him stop crying. Oh well, it wasn't THAT bad.
Kit: *snickers*
Legolas: *is climbing up the ladder very carefully*
Kat: Guess we better help them, huh?
Kit: Yup! C'mon!
*both climb up the ladders and begin to put the lights on the tree. Kat sneezes and the tree shakes, causing Legolas's ladder to wiggle. He holds onto the ladder with a death grip and refuses to move*
Kit: Legolas? What's wrong?
Legolas: C-c-c-can't move. S-scared
Kat: Awwww. . . well, there's nothing to worry about, I won't let you fall, I'll use magic to catch you!
Legolas: YOU HAVE MAGIC! YOU COULDA TOLD ME SOONER!
Kit: Know who we need?
Kat: Who?
Kit: Bobbers! He has a rocket pack!
Kat: You're right!
Kit: And it's about time we had him back anyway.
Kat: Yeah, he sure is beginning to like us.
Anakin: *from below* Can't see why!
Kit: I heard that! *throws a bobble at Anakin's head* Get up here and help you prat!
Anakin: *scowls and climbs up another ladder* That hurt!
Kit: Good!
Anakin: *glares at Kit*
Kit: *glares back*
Kat: Alright alright, Kit, call Bobbers.
Kit: Sure thing. *reaches into her pocket and pulls out a rubber chicken, on which she dials a number and hold to her ear* Hi, Bobbers. . . OW! Man, if you gotta scream, scream QUIET LIKE! . . . Well, I just wanted to know if you'd mind coming over to the Jedi Temple and give us a hand with the Christmas Tree. Wha-- Dude, watch your mouth. If you don't wanna come, just say so. . . Oh yeah?. . . Well, FINE! YOU TOO! *slams rubber chicken down on a tree branch, causing Legolas to scream*
Kat: What did he say?
Kit: I can't say. PG fic.
Kat: Oh, yeah. well. . . *snaps fingers, and Boba Fett is sitting on a branch beside Legolas*
Boba: Oh no. . . *to Kit* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I WASN'T COMING!
Kit: I ignored you.
Legolas: Have you come to get me down?
Kat: Yes, he has.
Boba: I most certainly have not! Send me back right now!
Kit: I could take you back to the Purple Dome...
Boba: *look of horror on his face* Okay, Okay! *grabs Legolas around the waist and takes off*
Legolas: Whee! Look at me! First ever Flying Elf! WAHOOOO!
Obi: *mumbles something we cannot print*
Kat: OBI!
Obi: Sorry! *goes back to putting lights up*
Kit: You do realize we've lighted the whole tree.
Kat: Wha? *looks down* Well look at that, my feet are touching the ground. Ha.
Kit: Okay, now we gotta do tinsel. We need. . . *Han, Leah, Luke and Chewie appear*
Han: Do you need us for a battle?
Luke: *staring at Anakin oddly* I look just like you!
Anakin: In your dreams, Farm-Boy!
Padmé: *walks out of Anakin's apartment* Hey, that girl looks JUST like me.
Anakin: I was just thinking the same thing *continues to stare at Leia*
Padmé: *slaps Anakin* ANAKIN! *stomps back to Anakin's apartment*
Kat: Well someone's touchy today. . .
Kit: Alright people! We need tinsel put up! So let's go to work! *hands everyone a bundle of tinsel and sets them to work*
Chewie: *eats his tinsel and burps*
Kit: Awww. . .Chewie! *hands him another bundle* Don't eat this one, you hang it on the tree, like this. *demonstrates*
Chewie: Rooooarrrrrrgggggoooo.....
Kat: *busies herself with magically setting candles around the room*
Kit: Alright everyone! Good job!!!! *shakes her head as Chewie eats his tinsel yet again* Alright Chewie, how 'bout you go outside and put up lights outside, you can do that. Okay?
Chewie: *roars happily and runs outside with the lights*
Kit: Alright Kat, the tinsel is done! We need to put up the ornaments now!
Kat: And for ornaments we need someone as shiny as the ornaments themselves!
Kit: MACEY!!!!
*Mace Windu walks out wearing a Santa hat, Santa coat and big black boots*
Mace: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Kit: *gets into football huddle with everyone around* Alright, here's the plan. We put these ornaments on this tree and make it good!
Kat: *in tough football voice* I don't want any screw ups here people! If you mess this up, you could ruin Christmas.
*Loud gasps are heard*
Kat: *laughs* You can't ruin Christmas, *goes back to tough voice* but you can ruin our tree!
Kit: Alright! That's the plan! *all put hands together and throw them up* BREAK!
*everyone goes about putting ornaments on the tree, Kat floating magically, putting candy canes up. Bobbers putting up little hanging Santas. Mace hanging up shiny bobbles, making the light from his head and the bobble to cause a bright flash through the room. Kit busying herself hanging up crystal icicles and Anakin and Legolas hanging up little wooden snowflakes*
Anakin: OW, Legolas, that one hit my head!
Legolas: Sorry.
Anakin: That's the third one tonight, Butterfingers!
Legolas: *sniff* I said I was sorry!
Anakin: Well I don't care!
Kit: Anakin! Time Out!
Anakin: Aw, do I gotta?
Kit: Unless you want a lot more than snowflake ornament to hit you on the head.
Anakin: *scurries over to the corner* Alright! I'm going!
*Han and Leia hung up little sets of doves and Luke hung up little wooden heads based on the people of the temple and everyone present wearing Santa hats and reindeer horns except for Kit, who is wearing bunny ears*
Kat: Um, Kit?
Kit: Yeah?
Kat: Here *hands Kit a pair of reindeer horns* You may wanna wear these instead.
Kit: Sure.
*Obi hung up little hearts, sighing and looking at Kat each time he did*
Kit: It's finished!
Kat: GET THE LIGHTS!'
Han: *runs and plugs in the tree and flicks off the lights*
*everyone stares in awe and gasps in wonder*
Kat: It's so priddy!
Kit: SO VERY PRIDDY!!!!
Chewie: *enters the room and growls happily*
Han: He wants us to come outside!
*everyone walks outside into a blank yard*
Kit: OH MY STARS! WE FORGOT. . .
Kit and Kat together: SNOW! *the two snap their fingers and snow begins to fall*
*Chewie turns on the switch for the lights outside and everyone stares in awe of the WONDERFUL job Chewie did*
Kit: This is great!
Kat: This Christmas is gonna be fun!
Obi: Lot's of fun!
Kit: Oh! One last thing!
Kat: What?
Kit: *mutters* Yoda.
Kat: Oh!
*both run back inside, followed by confused people*
Kat: YODA! WE NEED YOU NOW!
*Yoda waddles in wearing what looks like a hastily cut white bedsheet stapled together in what could look sorta like a robe, if you squint*
Yoda: Help now, can I?
Kit: Yes. Here. *slaps a golden circle on Yoda's head*
Kat: *puts golden wings on Yoda's back*
Kit: Boba?
Boba: What?
Kit: Would you be so kind as to place Yoda in the place of honour? *nods head in the direction of the tree*
Boba: What? Oh. . . no problem. *carries Yoda to the tippy-top of the Christmas tree and throws him onto the topmost branch*
Yoda: My job, this is?!?!?! Supposed to sit on the tree, I am?!?!?!?!
Kat: Awwww, you make a CUTE angel!!!!
Kit: Yeah! I love it!
Yoda: Shut up, you will.
*all gather around the tree and sing O! Christmas Tree*
Kit: So concludes our first Christmas special!
Kat: Come back next time for more Christmas fun!
Kit: I'm Kit!
Kat: And I'm Kat!
Kit and Kat: And you're watching RITS! Goodnight folks and Merry Christmas!
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A/N: - Kit: Okay, I know it's a bit shorter than all the other ones (at least I think it is. Maybe it's not), But remember, it's in four parts.
Kat: *hands out candy canes to all the reviewers*