Lord of the rings gone wrong. #2
"Thanks Frodo" Legolas smiled as he handed back the hairbrush. "You saved me, I could have ended up a fashion victim or worse, I could have ended up looking like you." Frodo took a step back and turned away from Legolas. He might have been shorter than the rest of them but he wasn't a fashion victim. He was the one who carried the chocolate ring. It was him; nobody else had the strength or will power to hold back from it. Nobody could overcome the urges of eating the chocolate ring, except for frodo.
"We better go" Strider said as he started off down the rocky path. They walked for what seemed like hours.
"Oh man I gotta rest" Frodo said as he wiped his forehead with the back of his hand.
"What do you mean? It's only been 5 minutes" Strider answered in an angry voice. "Come on!"
"Listen up you! I may be small but I have the ring of chocolate. I will eat it and doom us all. That is if we don't rest." Frodo smiled and sat down.
"Stupid fat hobbit" Strider mumbled.
30 minutes later they were back on track. They walked for ages. This time not stopping at the 5-minute mark. "Oh, I have an idea!" Legolas said suddenly in a cheerful voice." Why don't we all sing a song?"
"All right then" Strider started to sing. "Opps I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the..."
"NO! Mate no, Not Brittany spears! How about the spice girls?" Frodo suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with the human touch..."
They all stopped singing suddenly. They saw something up ahead. "What is it?" Frodo asked Legolas "use your elfish eyes and look"
Legolas pulled out some binoculars and took a look. "It seems to be two girls. They are walking towards us."
"Hello! How are you? You haven't seen any orcs lately have you?" The girls asked the fellowship.
"Who are you and what business do you have seeking orcs?" Strider asked.
"Oh , sorry, Im Tad and this is Liz. We are traveller's from outside space and are on an intergalactic mission to find orc number 264 and 203. Can you help us?"
Will Tad and Liz find the orcs they seek?
Will frodo learn to put his rubbish in the bin?
And will Strider ever get caught calling frodo a stupid fat hobbit?
Find out next time on lord of the rings gone wrong.
"Thanks Frodo" Legolas smiled as he handed back the hairbrush. "You saved me, I could have ended up a fashion victim or worse, I could have ended up looking like you." Frodo took a step back and turned away from Legolas. He might have been shorter than the rest of them but he wasn't a fashion victim. He was the one who carried the chocolate ring. It was him; nobody else had the strength or will power to hold back from it. Nobody could overcome the urges of eating the chocolate ring, except for frodo.
"We better go" Strider said as he started off down the rocky path. They walked for what seemed like hours.
"Oh man I gotta rest" Frodo said as he wiped his forehead with the back of his hand.
"What do you mean? It's only been 5 minutes" Strider answered in an angry voice. "Come on!"
"Listen up you! I may be small but I have the ring of chocolate. I will eat it and doom us all. That is if we don't rest." Frodo smiled and sat down.
"Stupid fat hobbit" Strider mumbled.
30 minutes later they were back on track. They walked for ages. This time not stopping at the 5-minute mark. "Oh, I have an idea!" Legolas said suddenly in a cheerful voice." Why don't we all sing a song?"
"All right then" Strider started to sing. "Opps I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the..."
"NO! Mate no, Not Brittany spears! How about the spice girls?" Frodo suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with the human touch..."
They all stopped singing suddenly. They saw something up ahead. "What is it?" Frodo asked Legolas "use your elfish eyes and look"
Legolas pulled out some binoculars and took a look. "It seems to be two girls. They are walking towards us."
"Hello! How are you? You haven't seen any orcs lately have you?" The girls asked the fellowship.
"Who are you and what business do you have seeking orcs?" Strider asked.
"Oh , sorry, Im Tad and this is Liz. We are traveller's from outside space and are on an intergalactic mission to find orc number 264 and 203. Can you help us?"
Will Tad and Liz find the orcs they seek?
Will frodo learn to put his rubbish in the bin?
And will Strider ever get caught calling frodo a stupid fat hobbit?
Find out next time on lord of the rings gone wrong.