Lord of the rings gone wrong. #3
"Orcs are not for you to seek. They will seek you." Said Strider. "Excuse me but we will seek orcs if we want to!" Liz answered quickly. This started up a big fight between the fellowship and Liz. Meanwhile, Tad moved away slowly from the fight and sidestepped her way towards Frodo who had seated himself down on a near by rock. "Hello..." Tad smiled as she sat on the rock next to him. "Nice ring" She pointed to it. "Did you drop it in orc poo or something? It's all brown..." Frodo looked up at her with a dull expression. "No, it's chocolate." "Really?" Tad said as she reached for the ring. Frodo was quick to stop her. "You must not touch the ring!" Frodo spoke in a strong voice. "It holds the fate of middle earth. It can only be destroyed in the raging fires of mount throw-the-ring-here. If anyone or anything destroys it other than that, then the world becomes doomed and we all eat brussel sprouts for the rest of eternity. And that is a fate nobody wants, except of course the evil people who we are trying to avoid. I would tell you the name but I can not speak it here, For this holder of great evil is the one who gave me this scar." Frodo lifted his curly brown locks off his forehead, to reveal a scar shaped in a very mysterious way. It was shaped as a smiley face, the smiley face had a tongue pocking out and was winking. Tad was shocked. "Wow!" She almost yelled. "Harry Potter had a lightening shaped scar on his forehead too! You two ain't related anyhow are you?" She asked. "Uhh? Harry Potter?" Frodo asked. "Yea, You know? Wizard, Hogwarts, Broomsticks?" She reminded. "Oh yea, Yea I remember. He came to my cousin's birthday party. He is Gandalf's, brothers, student at Hogwarts." They sat there watching the fellowship and Liz yell at each other. Finally all was silent. Liz had tired Strider out of all the comebacks he could think of, therefore Liz had won. "We better go if we want to find orc number 264 and 203." Liz told Tad.
Liz and Tad walked off down a small rocky path, they got smaller and smaller until finally they disappeared into the distance. The fellowship turned and walked the opposite way. They walked for a few kilometres and then stopped to camp out for the night.
Frodo and Strider pitched a tent that they had stolen from Liz. Gimli lite a fire and pulled out the marsh-mellows he had stashed away in his beard. They all sat around the fire roasting marsh-mellows and talking about their shoe sizes. They finally came to the agreement that Strider had the biggest feet, and Frodo had the hairiest. They had nothing more to talk about so they all sat in silence. Which was a first. Suddenly Gimli pricked up his ears. "I hear something." He said in a low grumble."Legolas, use your elfish ears and have a listen."
Legolas pulled out a small water glass and put his ear to one end and the other to the ground. His face was scrunched up in the effort of concentrating. "I can't hear anything... Wait...There is a low rumbling sound, About three meters that way" He pointed west. "Sounds like its coming from behind that tree."
"Where is Strider?" Frodo asked in a shaky voice.
They all looked around. They walked closer to the tree to see what was making the low rumbling noise that Legolas heard. They all could hear it now. It was now a low rumbling, squeaking and splerting noise. They edged up to the tree and slowly walked around it.
"AHHH!" Frodo screamed. And he turned and ran. The rest of them stood still, terrified and then turned to follow Frodo. What they saw was horrible, terrifying and scary. What they saw was...
What did the fellowship find behind the tree? Will we ever find out the secrets of Gimli"s beard? Will Liz come back and get her tent?
Find out next time on lord of the rings gone wrong.
............................................................................ ............................................................................ ....... Sorry if this is totally random. We all need a bit of random, just smile and pretend you are enjoying the story. Warning: This is just the start of random writings. From Tad ............................................................................ ............................................................................ .......
"Orcs are not for you to seek. They will seek you." Said Strider. "Excuse me but we will seek orcs if we want to!" Liz answered quickly. This started up a big fight between the fellowship and Liz. Meanwhile, Tad moved away slowly from the fight and sidestepped her way towards Frodo who had seated himself down on a near by rock. "Hello..." Tad smiled as she sat on the rock next to him. "Nice ring" She pointed to it. "Did you drop it in orc poo or something? It's all brown..." Frodo looked up at her with a dull expression. "No, it's chocolate." "Really?" Tad said as she reached for the ring. Frodo was quick to stop her. "You must not touch the ring!" Frodo spoke in a strong voice. "It holds the fate of middle earth. It can only be destroyed in the raging fires of mount throw-the-ring-here. If anyone or anything destroys it other than that, then the world becomes doomed and we all eat brussel sprouts for the rest of eternity. And that is a fate nobody wants, except of course the evil people who we are trying to avoid. I would tell you the name but I can not speak it here, For this holder of great evil is the one who gave me this scar." Frodo lifted his curly brown locks off his forehead, to reveal a scar shaped in a very mysterious way. It was shaped as a smiley face, the smiley face had a tongue pocking out and was winking. Tad was shocked. "Wow!" She almost yelled. "Harry Potter had a lightening shaped scar on his forehead too! You two ain't related anyhow are you?" She asked. "Uhh? Harry Potter?" Frodo asked. "Yea, You know? Wizard, Hogwarts, Broomsticks?" She reminded. "Oh yea, Yea I remember. He came to my cousin's birthday party. He is Gandalf's, brothers, student at Hogwarts." They sat there watching the fellowship and Liz yell at each other. Finally all was silent. Liz had tired Strider out of all the comebacks he could think of, therefore Liz had won. "We better go if we want to find orc number 264 and 203." Liz told Tad.
Liz and Tad walked off down a small rocky path, they got smaller and smaller until finally they disappeared into the distance. The fellowship turned and walked the opposite way. They walked for a few kilometres and then stopped to camp out for the night.
Frodo and Strider pitched a tent that they had stolen from Liz. Gimli lite a fire and pulled out the marsh-mellows he had stashed away in his beard. They all sat around the fire roasting marsh-mellows and talking about their shoe sizes. They finally came to the agreement that Strider had the biggest feet, and Frodo had the hairiest. They had nothing more to talk about so they all sat in silence. Which was a first. Suddenly Gimli pricked up his ears. "I hear something." He said in a low grumble."Legolas, use your elfish ears and have a listen."
Legolas pulled out a small water glass and put his ear to one end and the other to the ground. His face was scrunched up in the effort of concentrating. "I can't hear anything... Wait...There is a low rumbling sound, About three meters that way" He pointed west. "Sounds like its coming from behind that tree."
"Where is Strider?" Frodo asked in a shaky voice.
They all looked around. They walked closer to the tree to see what was making the low rumbling noise that Legolas heard. They all could hear it now. It was now a low rumbling, squeaking and splerting noise. They edged up to the tree and slowly walked around it.
"AHHH!" Frodo screamed. And he turned and ran. The rest of them stood still, terrified and then turned to follow Frodo. What they saw was horrible, terrifying and scary. What they saw was...
What did the fellowship find behind the tree? Will we ever find out the secrets of Gimli"s beard? Will Liz come back and get her tent?
Find out next time on lord of the rings gone wrong.
............................................................................ ............................................................................ ....... Sorry if this is totally random. We all need a bit of random, just smile and pretend you are enjoying the story. Warning: This is just the start of random writings. From Tad ............................................................................ ............................................................................ .......