by Yuki
Disclaimer: Inuyasha is the property of Rumiko-sama...Not Viz. I refuse to accept that the evil known as Viz has any sanction over this wonderful series.
Chapter 4: How Sesshoumaru Became Afraid.....Very Very Afraid.....
Ahh and we're Back for another lovely chapter of "Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru:
A Forbidden Love"
"WHAT!?!" Sesshoumaru screamed at the narrator, in a very unnecessary
way. "That's not the name of this story!!!!!!"
Yes it is. I decided to change it. I think people would much more enjoy a nice
yaoi story with lots and lots of angst. Don't you think so Inuyasha?
"............" Glancing over at his brother who looked like a demon
right from hell, Inuyasha decided to take the Fifth on that one.
Ahh poor little Inuyasha. You must be fighting it so hard. The urge to just
jump his bones is driving you mad isn't it?
".............." Still remaining silent, Inuyasha's face turned a
bright bright red and he looked away angrily.
"You...are one sick puppy..." Sesshoumaru growled as he stepped further
away from his brother. "And I WASN'T referring to Inuyasha either!"
Well so what if I am? I control everything! What I say goes! Bwahahahaha!!!
The brothers both sweatdropped at
this slightly and looked a little frightened, as they well should be.
"Ok..Ok...Let's just...talk this out..." Sesshoumaru held out his
hands in a calming gesture. And yes he has both cause I say so. It's too hard
writing
about him when I have to remember he only has one arm. So neener to anyone who
argues.
"Yes....of course..." Trying to laugh, but not succeeding, Sesshoumaru
stepped over to his brother, who was still lacking pants and looked at the
narrator. "Isn't there some way we can get you to change your mind? Just
let us find this monster and destroy it...There is some plot already
established....Throwing that away and starting a whole new one in the middle
of the story...is well just not what a good writer does."
......You're saying I'm a good writer?
"Oh yes! YES! Of course! You are the greatest writer ever!" Sesshoumaru
nodded enthusiastically and looked over to Inuyasha. "Isn't that right
Inuyasha?"
"Oh yes! Noone could EVER outshine your literary talent!" Inuyasha
nodded also, smiling.
Oh....Well... *giggle* Well when you put it like that..... Let's go get the
Dash Monster!
"Phew..." Sesshoumaru wiped his brow in relief. But suddenly got a
very disgusted look on his face and glared at Inuyasha. "......Brother.....Please
take your hand off my shoulder...."
"What?!" Inuyasha snapped as he drew his hand back. "It was only
a brotherly gesture of affection!"
"Right......" Sesshoumaru stepped away, determined to keep his distance
from the horny demon. "Umm...would it be too much to ask that you make
it where he's not so......horny?"
Yes it would be asking too much. I like him like this.
"................ok....Well then...Umm I'll just go this way.... and Inuyasha.."
Sesshoumaru looked back at his brother.
"What?" Inuyasha asked semi-innocently as he gazed at his brother's
rear end with the same adoration many fan girls do.
"Just...stay behind me....REALLY far behind me...please.." Picking
up the pace to put some space between them, Sesshoumaru set off to find the
Dash monster so he could hopefully end this story. Inuyasha, grumbling about
his own misfortune and lack of pants, followed behind the demon.
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"Shh....I see it..." Sesshoumaru
crouched down behind some bushes. In a clearing, he could see the monster lying
down on the ground, lazily taking a nap. Inuyasha caught up with him and knelt
beside him, watching the monster closely.
"Looks like we've got him now..." Inuyasha whispered. Soon...soon
it would be all over, he kept thinking to himself.
"Inuyasha....." Sesshoumaru glared down at him. "Get you hand
OFF my ass Inuyasha...."
"Oh heheh...Umm" Taking his hand back, Inuyasha sweated slightly,
his face turning red once again. "Sorry bout that. I can't help it you
know."
"Feh, I shouldn't be surprised. A pathetic weakling like you would never
have the power to resist a spell like that." With a smirk that was as about
as condescending as they come, Sesshoumaru laughed.
".............You fucking bastard!" Inuyasha screamed at his brother."I'll
rip you apart!" Raising his claws to strike, Inuyasha suddenly found himself
on the business end of a huge fireball.
NO HURT SESSHOUMARU!!
"Hahaha!" Sesshoumaru fell
down laughing as Inuyasha lay there smoldering, luckily not dead this time.
"You really ARE dumb if you haven't learned not to attack me yet!!"
"Where the FUCK are those things coming from?!?!" The fried demon
jumped up and shook the ashes off his skin, looking around desperately for the
source of the fireballs.
Suddenly a huge creature flew over them. Both brothers blinked as the orange
beast turned around and locked it's gaze onto them.
"CHAAAARRRR!!!!" the creature roared as it suddenly swooped down at
them, flames bursting from it's gaping jaws.
"KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Holding onto each other in fear, Sesshoumaru and
Inuyasha could only scream as the fireball came raging toward them. With a huge
blast, it hit them square on, incinerating them both.
"Chhhaaaar...." A rumbling sort of laugh coming from it, the creature
flapped it's wings, coming around for another attack.
CHARIZARD! RETURN!
The creature roared in defiance as
it was drawn back into it's Pokeball with a flash of light. Luckily, the narrator
had saved the brothers from serious injury.
"Biiiiitttccchhhh" Inuyasha lay on the ground twitching as the smoke
rose from his body. Right beside him, Sesshoumaru didn't look much better.
Sorry bout that guys ^^;; Charizard gets a little uncontrollable at times. But
let's forget that! Time to get the dash monster!!!
"Why don't you have your stupid dragon get it -_-" Inuyasha complained
as he shook the ashes off.
Cause I don't wanna. Oh wait.....Umm he's gone.
"WHAT?!?" Sesshoumaru leapt up in a cute way. "He's gone??! Where'd
he go now??"
I don't KNOW ok? You scared him off with all your noise.
"We had a fucking DRAGON after us!!!!" Inuyasha screamed angrily.
He's not a dragon. He's a Pokemon ^_^
"WHATEVER!!!!" Inuyasha was seriously losing what little patience
he had, which isn't very surprising given his personality in the first place.
I don't think he should pursue a career with children. He would act very inappropriately
towards them and probably get sued up his ass. His very cute ass which is very
apparent at the moment.
"Bitch " Covering himself back up, he turned a lovely shade
of red and didn't notice the fact that his brother was gone. "Sesshoumaru???"
Looking around frantically, he spotted the demon disappearing into the horizon,
a trail of dust behind him. "AHH!! Don't run away you coward!!!!"
He was about to pursue the beauty when he felt a cold claw on his shoulder.
Turning around, he saw it...and he screamed like a little girl.
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Sesshoumaru peeked back into the
clearing he had fled from moments before. At the first sight of that dash monster,
all reason had escaped him and he ran, leaving his brother behind. Not that
he really cared much about his brother, especially now that he was.....showing
the wrong kind of brotherly love towards him...... "Brother?" he called
out cautiously, looking for any signs of the half-demon.
"Fu....fucking Sesshoumaru..." a groan came from the bushes "You
fucking coward!!!!"
Before he knew what hit him, Sesshoumaru was knocked to the ground and a very
angry dog-demon stood over him. Unfortunately he was quicker than me this time
so he was able to get by with that little bit of violence towards my Sesshou-chan.
"OUCH!" Sesshoumaru rubbed the bump on his head and growled at his
brother. "Dammit Inu-Yasha, what was that....for..." His eyes widened
and he stared at his brother in shock "Oh dear GOD!! He got you too!!!!"
"YES He got me you shit for brains!!! You scrammed without telling me he
was right behind me!!!!" Inu-Yasha looked more than a little upset.
"Gooooomen ^^;;;" Sesshoumaru chuckled at his brother's misfortune
which I must agree, it is very funny. "I could have sworn I warned you...really..."
"..........."Inu-Yasha only glared at him a moment. Suddenly his eyes
softened and he made goo-goo eyes at his brother "I forgive you!!!"
Jumping forward, he embraced him in a passionate hug.
"ACK!! Get off Get off!!!" Prying him off with his claws, Sesshoumaru
managed to scramble away before the affection could increase. "You're SICK!!"
"ARRGGHH I did it again!!!" Inu-Yasha looked like he was
about to be sick. "I HATE that damn fairy!!!!"
"ME TOO!!!" Sesshoumaru made a mental note to keep an eye on Inu-Yasha
all the time now...He was too unpredictable.
The look on his face as he thought over his brother's situation was so CUTE!!!
It makes me want to just grab him and hug him and cover him with KISSES!!!!
^________^
"Me too!!" Inu-Yasha vehemontly agreed before he knew what he was
saying.
".........Kill me now....Please" Sesshoumaru begged as he backed away
from everyone.
And No I will NOT kill you ^_^ I wuv you too much!!!!!! Now then, sit down,
shut up and wait for the next chapter, however far off that may be.