The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Rewrite - Chapter 7
"Link learns his first two songs"
In the last episode of Ocarina of Time Rewrite, Mido accused Link of murdering the Deku Tree and spread a nasty rumor about it. Link didn't care, though, because he was leaving anyway. On the way out, Saria gave Link an Ocarina as a momento of their friendship (which he quickly replaces with a better Ocarina as soon as he gets the chance). A lot of junk happens, and Link eventually meets Princess Zelda, but not in the way he would have wanted. After a short scuffle, they got to talking.
In the castle courtyard, Zelda and Link are talking and bandaging their wounds.
Zelda: So you're the Hero of Time, huh?
Link: Yeah, apparently. I did save the Deku Tree from a terrible curse, after all.
Zelda: Oh, I heard he was murdered.
Link: Yeah... *cough*... too bad about that. Anyway, what exactly were you right about?
Zelda: Oh... sometimes I have dreams about things that will happen in the future-- you know, prophecies -- and it usually isn't good. This particular dream, I've been having for a few weeks now, so I know it's important: dark clouds covered all of Hyrule, and everything good inside it. However, a beam of light shot from the forest and parted the clouds, and inside the light was a figure holding the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, followed by a fairy.
Link: Hey! Hey, that's me!
Navi: Ya think?!
Zelda: I told my father, but he doesn't believe it's important. However, I think the time for Hyrule's demise is near, because I know that the dark clouds in my dream represent that man in there! (points to the chamber the window leads into) Will you look through the window at him?
Link: Okay.
Link looks through the window, and sees a man bend down in salute to someone he could not see. He was very tan, and had a very big nose. He had red hair, and was about six feet tall. His clothes were adorned with jewels of every kind, and he wore armor all over. His back was covered with a large red cape, and he was wearing big gloves. Strangely, his eyebrows grew into his hair.
Zelda: He swears his allegiance to my father, but I know he is not sincere.
Suddenly, the man snaps his head to the side and gives Link a cold stare.
Link: AUUUGHH! AUUUGHH! IT'S THE UGLY GUY!!
Zelda: Yeah, he is prety ugly, isn't he? I'm sure the real reason he is here is to get the Ocarina of Time, which is a relic passed down through the Royal Family for generations. It, along with the three Spiritual Stones, opens the door of Time in the Temple of Time to get to the Triforce of Time. Wait, no, just the Triforce. Anyway, Link, it is up to me to protect the Ocarina, and it is up to you to protect the Spiritual Stone. Don't let that ugly guy get it!
Ganon: (pops his head through the window) Actually, my name is Ganondorf, but my friends call me Ganon. Please don't call me "ugly guy" anymore, it's very rude. (leaves)
All: ...
Link: Okay, I'll go now. Wait, no, actually, can I have your autograph? I want to shove it in Mido's face.
Zelda: What? Oh, okay. Tell ya what, I'll also give you a letter stating that you are the Royal Family's messenger, so you won't have trouble with any more guards.
Link: Sweet! Thanks! (takes the letter and turns and runs away, but bumps into a tall woman)
AUUGGHHH!
Tall Woman: ...
Zelda: Oh, that's Impa. She's my attendant. Don't be scared, she's nice.
Impa: Hello, young one. You are very brave to embark on this quest by yourself. Let me teach you a song I used to play for Zelda as a lullaby. (she teaches him Zelda's Lullaby)
Link: (plays it correctly, which results in him remebering it forever)
Navi: You learned Zelda's Lullaby! Th-
Link: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID!?
Navi: Okay, okay! I'm just trying to be helpful.
Impa: There is mysterious power in these notes. Play it wherever you see a Triforce symbol to make weird stuff happen. Now let me lead you out of the castle.
In Hyrule Field, directly outside the castle
Link: Woah, that was fast. How'd you do that?
Impa: I'm a Shiekah. I can do anything.
Link: ...
Impa: Now you must go to Death Mountain, where the Gorons live. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire. Also go to Kakariko Village; it's where I grew up. Try the omelets there, they're to die for.
Link: ...Okay.
Impa: Well, I must mysteriously disappear now. Nice meeting you. (throws a bright flashy thing down on the ground and disappears)
Link: Okay, I guess we're going to Death Mountain now.
Navi: Wait!
Link: What?
Navi: What would Saria say if we told her we were going to save Hyrule from imminent doom?
Link: Um... knowing Saria, she'd probably laugh at us then beat us up.
Navi: Maybe we should go talk to her.
Link: All the way at the end of the Lost Woods?! It'd take DAYS to get there! Nah, I got a better idea. (takes out his cell phone and dials a number) Saria? ...Hi, it's me, Link.... yeah, just met Princess Zelda.... Yeah, she was pretty hot.
Navi: (hits Link on the head)
Link: Ow!... No, Navi's hitting me... stupid fairy. Anyway, guess what! We're going to save Hyrule from evil! ......No really, we are! Princess Zelda made us.... yeah, we're going to Death Mountain now, to get the next spiritual stone.... what? Why would I want to learn a song you made up?
Navi: Nonono, learn it! It could come in handy later on.
Link: Okay, okay. Lemme hear it.... okay, let me play it on my ocarina so I can remember it forever. (plays it on Ocarina which begins to glow)
Navi: (opens her mouth as if to speak)
Link: (grabs Navi violently) Don't EVEN start.
Navi: Hmph.
Link: So any, Saria, thanks for the song... or something. We're gonna go now. See ya. (hangs up) Now wasn't that a lot easier than walking all the way through the Lost Woods? (runs to the entrance to Kakariko village)
Navi: ...I didn't even know he had a cell phone. (follows him)
Well, now our little hero is about to start his own adventure combating evil in all it's forms. First he's gonna have an omelet though, because Impa says they're really good. What crazy, zany situtation will Link get into next? Find out next time, on the next exciting episode of Ocarina of Time Rewrite! ...Of time. Ha ha, I kill me.
"Link learns his first two songs"
In the last episode of Ocarina of Time Rewrite, Mido accused Link of murdering the Deku Tree and spread a nasty rumor about it. Link didn't care, though, because he was leaving anyway. On the way out, Saria gave Link an Ocarina as a momento of their friendship (which he quickly replaces with a better Ocarina as soon as he gets the chance). A lot of junk happens, and Link eventually meets Princess Zelda, but not in the way he would have wanted. After a short scuffle, they got to talking.
In the castle courtyard, Zelda and Link are talking and bandaging their wounds.
Zelda: So you're the Hero of Time, huh?
Link: Yeah, apparently. I did save the Deku Tree from a terrible curse, after all.
Zelda: Oh, I heard he was murdered.
Link: Yeah... *cough*... too bad about that. Anyway, what exactly were you right about?
Zelda: Oh... sometimes I have dreams about things that will happen in the future-- you know, prophecies -- and it usually isn't good. This particular dream, I've been having for a few weeks now, so I know it's important: dark clouds covered all of Hyrule, and everything good inside it. However, a beam of light shot from the forest and parted the clouds, and inside the light was a figure holding the Spiritual Stone of the Forest, followed by a fairy.
Link: Hey! Hey, that's me!
Navi: Ya think?!
Zelda: I told my father, but he doesn't believe it's important. However, I think the time for Hyrule's demise is near, because I know that the dark clouds in my dream represent that man in there! (points to the chamber the window leads into) Will you look through the window at him?
Link: Okay.
Link looks through the window, and sees a man bend down in salute to someone he could not see. He was very tan, and had a very big nose. He had red hair, and was about six feet tall. His clothes were adorned with jewels of every kind, and he wore armor all over. His back was covered with a large red cape, and he was wearing big gloves. Strangely, his eyebrows grew into his hair.
Zelda: He swears his allegiance to my father, but I know he is not sincere.
Suddenly, the man snaps his head to the side and gives Link a cold stare.
Link: AUUUGHH! AUUUGHH! IT'S THE UGLY GUY!!
Zelda: Yeah, he is prety ugly, isn't he? I'm sure the real reason he is here is to get the Ocarina of Time, which is a relic passed down through the Royal Family for generations. It, along with the three Spiritual Stones, opens the door of Time in the Temple of Time to get to the Triforce of Time. Wait, no, just the Triforce. Anyway, Link, it is up to me to protect the Ocarina, and it is up to you to protect the Spiritual Stone. Don't let that ugly guy get it!
Ganon: (pops his head through the window) Actually, my name is Ganondorf, but my friends call me Ganon. Please don't call me "ugly guy" anymore, it's very rude. (leaves)
All: ...
Link: Okay, I'll go now. Wait, no, actually, can I have your autograph? I want to shove it in Mido's face.
Zelda: What? Oh, okay. Tell ya what, I'll also give you a letter stating that you are the Royal Family's messenger, so you won't have trouble with any more guards.
Link: Sweet! Thanks! (takes the letter and turns and runs away, but bumps into a tall woman)
AUUGGHHH!
Tall Woman: ...
Zelda: Oh, that's Impa. She's my attendant. Don't be scared, she's nice.
Impa: Hello, young one. You are very brave to embark on this quest by yourself. Let me teach you a song I used to play for Zelda as a lullaby. (she teaches him Zelda's Lullaby)
Link: (plays it correctly, which results in him remebering it forever)
Navi: You learned Zelda's Lullaby! Th-
Link: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, STUPID!?
Navi: Okay, okay! I'm just trying to be helpful.
Impa: There is mysterious power in these notes. Play it wherever you see a Triforce symbol to make weird stuff happen. Now let me lead you out of the castle.
In Hyrule Field, directly outside the castle
Link: Woah, that was fast. How'd you do that?
Impa: I'm a Shiekah. I can do anything.
Link: ...
Impa: Now you must go to Death Mountain, where the Gorons live. They hold the Spiritual Stone of Fire. Also go to Kakariko Village; it's where I grew up. Try the omelets there, they're to die for.
Link: ...Okay.
Impa: Well, I must mysteriously disappear now. Nice meeting you. (throws a bright flashy thing down on the ground and disappears)
Link: Okay, I guess we're going to Death Mountain now.
Navi: Wait!
Link: What?
Navi: What would Saria say if we told her we were going to save Hyrule from imminent doom?
Link: Um... knowing Saria, she'd probably laugh at us then beat us up.
Navi: Maybe we should go talk to her.
Link: All the way at the end of the Lost Woods?! It'd take DAYS to get there! Nah, I got a better idea. (takes out his cell phone and dials a number) Saria? ...Hi, it's me, Link.... yeah, just met Princess Zelda.... Yeah, she was pretty hot.
Navi: (hits Link on the head)
Link: Ow!... No, Navi's hitting me... stupid fairy. Anyway, guess what! We're going to save Hyrule from evil! ......No really, we are! Princess Zelda made us.... yeah, we're going to Death Mountain now, to get the next spiritual stone.... what? Why would I want to learn a song you made up?
Navi: Nonono, learn it! It could come in handy later on.
Link: Okay, okay. Lemme hear it.... okay, let me play it on my ocarina so I can remember it forever. (plays it on Ocarina which begins to glow)
Navi: (opens her mouth as if to speak)
Link: (grabs Navi violently) Don't EVEN start.
Navi: Hmph.
Link: So any, Saria, thanks for the song... or something. We're gonna go now. See ya. (hangs up) Now wasn't that a lot easier than walking all the way through the Lost Woods? (runs to the entrance to Kakariko village)
Navi: ...I didn't even know he had a cell phone. (follows him)
Well, now our little hero is about to start his own adventure combating evil in all it's forms. First he's gonna have an omelet though, because Impa says they're really good. What crazy, zany situtation will Link get into next? Find out next time, on the next exciting episode of Ocarina of Time Rewrite! ...Of time. Ha ha, I kill me.