First of all i want to state i dont own yugioh or any of the charachters the only charchters that i take claim to is Kazu Samara ^_^ i just own bakuras sexuality and his lust and his body and his soul but i didnt crteate him shonen jump kazuki and etc are his god and creators as the rest of yugioh so Enjoy my funny fic ^-^

inside of yugis home, 0ctober 31st!2003. Ryou sat with his back to the wall and wasnt looking at yugi but he could feel a laughter digging at his belly,,,, yugi was trying to put on his top he was struggling to dress up as a vampire the cape was attatched to his shoulders and he wore a white ruffled shirt his hair was spikier then normal,,,
CHAPTER 1: The Invitation

Ryou: *cracks up laughing*

Yugi: what is so damn funny

Ryou: well you know *fighting to talk through his laughter* its just funny to see you in that ruffled shirt

Yugi: ahh why dont you just shut up and go get into your costume just what are you going as anyway

Ryou: * stopped laughing and laid upon his back* well now that you mention it i,,no i dont think ill tell you

Yugi: ok suit yourself,,,,,so wheres Kazu *yugi asked nudging ryous side*

Ryou: 0_o whatever do you mean yugi.

Yugi: you know very well what i mean,,,, you are in love with her...

Ryou: *grows embarrased his face turning a bright red* I am not

Yugi: yea just everytime shes around you get all a glow

Ryou: SHUT UP

Yugi: NO MAKE ME

Ryou: NO YOU

* both boys dive ontop of each other and they start punching each other, ryou pulled yugis hair and yugi bite onto ryous arm causing him to screech. **********************************************************************

*they laid there on there backs panting,,,Yugi smiled looking back at ryous white hair which was now laying over his face*

Yugi: yes you do

Ryou: errrrrrrrr why do you say that for

Yugi: cause you smile alot and you even get that awwwww look on your face

* Ryou jumps to his knees and starts tugging on yugis ears and his hair while yugi had his arm wraped around his neck punching and scratching each other*

* Bakura and Malik stood in the opened door way there arms Crossed*

Bakura: Ahhhhhhh now isnt that cute

Malik: yea almost makes you want to get out your camera

*ryou and yugi froze the way they were and slowly looked over then jerked away from each other fast*

Ryou: HA HA HA hello Bakura ,Malik,,,, didnt see ya there

Yugi: Yea we......

Bakura: doesnt mind what you were doing remeber,,i have a link to you my lil shell

Ryou: im NO LONGER YOUR SHELL WE HAVE OUR OWN BODIES NOW

Bakura: yea but i still have a link to you and i always will..........and by the way Kazu likes me :P

Ryou: that .........Doesnt Matter to me.

Malik: i say it does and i think youll love your costume that Bakura bought for you Ryou

Bakura: ah yes i almost forgot,,, here. * he threw a bunny costume at ryou*

Ryou: 0_o! a..b- b- b- bunny but thats so emabarrasing ........what if Kazu sees me ........i........i....cant.

Yugi: i thought you didnt like her that way.

Ryou: FINE ILL WEAR IT,,, I HATE YOU ALL *runs from room to the bathroom*

Bakura: -_- i never knew he was such a wuss i shouldve kept him in the shadowrealm

others: -_- ************************************************************************** Mai,Tea,Kazu and Samara were coming up in mais car,,,,they were all dressed up in leather and chains

Mai: i cant wait till the others see us,, the guys will be drooling there asses off

Tea: yea especially Ryouuu * she s sung ryous name like if it was a song*

Kazu: whatever do you mean

Samara: ohhh come now we all know Ryou is Hott for YOU kazu

Kazu: 0_0U yea really ....*starry eyed* you think so

Mai: oh come now girl we all no he does,,, and we all know you got the hotts for him

Samara: yea Ryou and Bakura as well its so obvious

Kazu: -_- no i dont im just..............really good friends with them

Mai: Mmmmhm so close i saw you satring Bakura up and down and you even bit your own lip

Samara and Tea: ^_^ Yup

Kazu: O-O.............. yea but you also love Malik Samara so dont talk

Samara: Hell yea i do he is so hott,,,,,and ive even made out with him in the back of yugis game shop,,,,,,almost naked

Others: 0_O

Samara: Heh! yea weve hooked up

Mai: well you dont waste anytime do you Samara

Samara: nope not with something i really want and i really want him

All: ooooooooooh yea

Mai: well were at yugis house. is SOMEONE ready to see the white boys *note thats what they call ryou and bakura*

Kazu: *Looks away* I have no comment

Mai: yea i wonder why *snickers* ************************************************************** inside yugis house*

Yugi: yay the girls are here

Bakura: im ready to make my move on kazu

Malik: ive already gotten my way in Samaras..............way *evil smirk*

Yugi: OHHHHHH RYOU KAZUS HERE

*they heard stumbling and crashing as the bathroom door flew open and Ryou ran out in his Blue Bunny suit*

All: XD

Ryou: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!

Malik: sorry down boy we cant help it you looks so *cracks up laughing* CUTE

Ryou: -_-

* the door bell*

*Kazu was dressed in the least of clothing showing off more sking then normal*

Yugi: * opens the door, sees the girls* 0_0

Girls: HI YUGI *they all ruffle his hair *

Yugi: hey WATCH THE HAIR

Mai: ohhhh sorry now calm down shrimpy

Yugi: -_- i hate that name

Malik: *still couldnt stop laughing and noiw so was Bakura*

Samara: uhhhhuhm Malik were here

Malik: * turned around and saw Samara* ohhhhhh god yea

Samara: thought youd like it,, and Bakura take a look at Kazu

Bakura: * turned around and looks at Kazu: 0.0 WOA my dear your smoking hott

Kazu: why thank you Bakura

Bakura: * lookd her up and down and came toward her about to touch her*

Ryou: NO NO NO SHES MIIIIIIIIIIIINE * Tackled bakura and they start rolling around punching and biting*

Malik: now this is interesting

the girls get a look at Ryou*

Girls: XD

Kazu: i think its...........kinda cute

* Bakura bit Ryous arm and he scrreched out loud* *censored*

Kazu: come oin now guys thats enough

*they still fought rolling and punching*

Kazu: boys

*continued*

Kazu: BOYS!!!!!!

* they stopped sitting up fast*

Ryou: ahhhhhhhhh shes angry thats never good, im sorry im sorry

Kazu:*smiled* its ok Ryou ,now sit down and i think the bunny suit is cute

Mai: yea its...............odd..........but cute *laughs* sorry ryou i cant help it

Ryou: -_- no of course not mai im used to it by now ************************************************************************** Seto,Yami,and Nef had just arrived outside,,,,it was at least 58degrees and yami was dressed as his Pharaoh self for halloween.. Seto couldnt help but to just stare at him.

Seto:You and your stupid Pharoah Egyptian Fairy tales. i cant believe you even dressed up for haloween

Yami: I wouldnt speak Seto, your dressed up as Zoro,,,and arent you so adorable with that lil black mask

Seto:Er! shut up you over grown Fairie,Zoro resembles Strength, you just prove you should be in the nuthouse

Yami:*flicks the Sword on Setos Hip* Yea and you say i should be in the nuthouse

Seto:Whats that supposed to mean

Yami*laughing* nuthing just go inside

Seto:No tell me

*nef yamis girlfriend grabbed them both by the ears and jerked them toward the door*

Seto: OWWWWW WHAT THE HELL DID I DO

Yami: OWWWWWW its your fault she dragging us

Seto*crosses his arms and looks away froim yami as he is drug away,as did yami*

Yami: Hmph!

Seto:Hmph! ***************************************** *Nef whom btw is dressed as a belly dancer rang the door bell* Yugi: Ah! Nef hi welcome and come in

Nef: Hi Yugi Are the Others Here

Yugi: almost we Only Like Joey and Tristan

Seto*finally getting his ear back stood up* No telling whats keeping that Lil puppy

Yami: you could be nicer to him

Seto: Hn! why should i,,,he is a lap dog

*Malik and Bakura could be heard arguing in the background*

*Yami and Seto walk in and found Malik on his Knees holdiung Bakura by the ear*

Bakura: OWWWWWWWWWWBloody hell let go

Malik:not untill you sayu uncle TombRobber,,,,

Bakura: ill show you who can withstand Pain its I MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Malik:yet you try to steal my Rod why im in the bathroom

Bakura: yes and it shall stay with me

Tea: do you 2 mind stop arguing like lil boys and Bakura Give Malik his Rod back

Bakura: NEVER

Malik: you will Die TombRobber,,,,,,,give it back or else

*Tea screamed Anime style blowing them back,,,they started scurying across the ground*

Malik: AHHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY

Bakura: YEA so am i

*Samara and Kazu stood with there arms crossed*

Kazu: Hmmmmm thats the 3rd time tonight

Samara: yes i know,,,,,,,and if Malik doesnt stop he wont get anything sweet Later

Bakura:*points and laughs at Malik* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Malik: -_- you just wait TombRobber

*Yami got a look at Ryou and couldnt help but point and laugh *

Ryou: DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO LAUGH AT ME IT AINT MY FAULT MY YAMI DOMINATES ME STILL

Bakura:*evil smirk* Yes and i still do,,,,,you know you like when i Dominate you,,,,you even like when ive whipped you

All: 0_o

****************************************************** Outside Joey and tristan had made there way to the door,, Joey being in a dog suit,,tristan was dressed as a commando

Tristan: i still dont know why your here in that you know seto will only tease you more man

Joey: AHHHHHHHHHH STUPID SETO I COULD KICK HIS ASS

Tristan: Man calm down

*tristan and joey knocked on the door*

Seto: im betting thats probably that the lil puppy now

All but seto: SETO

*yugi opens it and had to bit his lip* Ahhh hi joey

Joey: ahhhhhhhhhhh it was the only costume i could find

Yugi: ok Joey calm down but beware seto is here

Joey: -_-

*everyone saw Joey and some foght back there laughter*

Ryou: FINALLY IM NOT ALONE

Joey:Ahhhh you 2 Ryou

Ryou*pointed at Bakura* he made me he thinks he has to make me

Bakura: *evil sexy smile* Dont make me

Samara: well Joey i think you and ryou both are adorable

*Seto walked in and immeadetly burst out laughing*

Seto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go on and get it out of your system

Bakura: ahem i think you all look lil Twits

Kazu: even me

Bakura*looking her up and down* OH GOD NOT YOU YOU JUST LOOK HOTT!

Kazu: you dont got to yell

Bakura: sorry my love *stuck his tongue out at Ryou* but i think they look like Idiots *pointing at the guys*

Samara: AHH LEAVE RYOU AND JOEY ALONE

Malik: 0_0

Bakura: 0_o

Mai: well now Samara has a good set of lungs,,,,,,,,just like us women

Yugi: lets go trick or treating guys

Kazu: ^_^ ok yug

Samara: i love too

Bakura: Bah! that is one thing i wont do

Malik:Stupid Ningen Holiday

All Women: -_-

Seto: i think i agree with those 2

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CHAPTER 2: Trick or Treat,,,,,Never feed a Ancient Spirit Choclate!

*Kazu slowly crawled upon Bakuras Lap and ran her hands in his hair her body close to his*

Kazu: please can we go trick or treating

Bakura: * Gulp* weeeeeel weeeeeel if you want to then.............o-o-o-o- k!

Malik: your whipped TombRobber,you fall to easily

Samara: *walked to Malik and ran her leg on his hip and slid her tongue in his mouth moving her body just slightly to arrouse him and pulled back slowly* Please malik...........i really want to go

Malik: (((0_o))) a-a-a-a-a-a-hh! ok.

Bakura: see even you fall weaklyu at the beauties feet

Ryou:*looked down and his Rabbitt ears covered his face

Kazu: ohhhh ryou...dont worry i really like you...i just got to make him go

Ryou: its alright you dont got to lie i know you desire him and not me

*Kazu kissed ryou slowly and pushed the hood of his rabbit suit off his head * there now what

Ryou:0_0.......

girls: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Malik: are we going trick or treating yet

Bakura: Grrrrrr Ryou ill show you who will win Kazus love by the end of this party

Ryou:*gulp* O-O-O-K!

*they start out Bakura and Malik dragged behind the others holding the sacks*

Yugi: hey guys there a house you ready

Everyone: Yea

Bakura: i am staying here

Kazu: you sure

Bakura: yea i agreed to come for you but not to go up and take that stuff they hand out

Yugi: YOU MEAN CANDY

Malik: yea candy is just hideous,,,,,

Kazu: cause you guys have never ate it b4 thats why

Yugi: yea you guys have never ate it...so come on now lets go ring the door bell

Yami: i dont know.......should i....or shouldnt i

Nef: please,,,,Yami 4 me

Yami: Hmmmm ok fine

Bakura and Malik: Hmmmmm you would go up there Pharoah

Yami: yea i love my g/f........ohh thats right TombRobber you still havent gotten Kazu...To Bad.!

Bakura: -_-!!

Malik: HAHA yes but i have i gotten Samara

Yami: then why not do one thing she wants to do Malik

Malik: cause i came along didnt i

*Joey was running back from the hous his bag full of candy, he pulled a snickers out and stopped looking at Malik* Man you got to lighten Up * shoved a snickers in his mouth*

Malik: * started to spit it out..but got a taste of it * This stuff is amazing

Bakura: you idiot,,, you would like it *gets a snickers shoved in his mouth*

Joey: ahhhhhhhhh shut up and eat one

Bakura: 0_0 WOW THIS IS INCREDIBLE

Malik: see you Bafoon i told you

Bakura: *gets hyper and start running around in circles fast* GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE

MALIK: YES ME TOO,GIVE ME MORE OR ILL DESTROY YOU ALL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kazu: dear god there hyper

Yami: it cant be that good

Bakura: HERE PHAROAH TRY SOME *SHOVES A PIECE INTO YAMIS MOUTH*

YAMI: 0_0 GIVE ME MORE MORE MORE MORE

*bakura malik and yami were walking around them all and Malik was reaching into Samaras Bag, grabbing her candy*

Samara: HELLO GET OUT OF MY BAG

Malik: *gulp* But i want choclate give me more more more more nowe now now now now please please please please NOW NOW NOIW

Samara: -_- STOP IT

Bakura:but WE WANT CHOCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Kazu: Hmmmm! you dont got to yell thats my ear ya know

*Bakura runs around Ryou screaming and grabbing his lil cotton tail*

Ryou: -_- do you bloody mind,,,stop grabbing my tail im not that way anymore

Bakura: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHOCLATE CHOCLATE CHOCLATE CHOOOOOOOCCCLAAAAAAAATE!!!

Samara: Joey this is ur fault ur the one that stuffed choclate in there mouths!

Joey: I didnt think theyd get hyper that fast 0_o

Yami: look look look hehehehhehehehehehe I CAN FLY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs around them with his arms outstretched and jumping in the air eveer so often*

Nef: -_-! Yami do you mind................................STOP THAT

Yami: NO I CANT STOP I AM SUPER PHAROAH! I MUST SAVE THE LOT OF YA!

Nef: -_-

Bakura:MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pulls out his knife* I SHALL KILL YOU PHAROAH *CHASES YAMI*

Yami:eeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs fast with his arms outstretched and runs around the others almost crashing into them several times*

Malik: Stupid Tomb Robber get back here...............THE PHAROAH IS MIIIIINE!

All: -_-!

malik Yami,and Bakura were running down the street. there speed was unbelievable.*

Ryou: i think its true what I heard never ever feed a ancient spirit Choclate.

Joey: Yea 0_o you can say that again

Yugi: and i think my spirit is just a bit hyper then the others

Kazu: well lets go to a few more houses i still want more candy. *walks up to the next door with Ryous eye following her.. and someone elses also!!!!!! *Hmm wonder who else is looking at her Bakuras Far away*

*they knock on the door and say loud * Trick or Treat!

the lady: well dont you all looke cute and you younh lady *pointing at Kazu* arent you cold

Kazu: no mam i aint and besides i get warmed up by these sexy men *wraps her arm around Yugi and Ryou

Yugi: *blushes and looks up at her smilling then slid his hand up her back * aha yes thats me! *hmmm wonder if Yugi is the one that was checking Kazu out a bit ago well youll find out muhahhahaaha*

Ryou: yes but i dont think i top Bakura

*Kazu stroked Ryous face* How many times do i got to tell you Ryou i love you and find you just as attractive as i do Bakura

Yugi: yea your lucky Ryou

Ryou: yea i am arent i

**************************************************************************** *********8 *yamiwas running down the street screaming WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as he rounded the corner Bakura was close behind and Marik not far from him he had his grip tight on a knife Bakura was laughing insanely now and had just cornered Yami to the House that they had now just approached*

Yami: why are you so close to me mr Whitey!

Bakura: dont deny you like me this close to you

Yami: 0_o your crazy

Bakura: ahahahhahahahahahhahahhahaha you just figured that out NEVER i wont ever let you escape me this time

Yami: unhand me IM SUPER PHAROAH I MUST NOT FALL VICTIM TO THE LIKES OF YOU

Bakura: what you going to do Pharoah yell Rape i dont think any one will hear you!

Yami: THAT IS RAPE how dare you try to get in the Pharoahs pants TombRobber,,,,,,,,,,,,KISS ME YOU FOOL!

Bakura: 0_o

Yami*grabbed Bakura and kissed his cheek* hahaha you think id kiss you for real

Bakura: Why not you know you want me Pharoah! *grabs Yami pinning his lips to His *